Charo Brings Her "Sexy Sexy" To The Wendy Williams Show
When I grow older and eventual turn into a 69-year-old Spanish woman with a high ponytail and one good cuchi cuchi shakin' dress (it's inevitable), I want to thrust and bust my shit just the way Charo did on The Wendy Williams Show yesterday. Charo is sixty-damn-nine years old and she's still running around like a horny orangutan who desperately needs a scratch!
While weak young pop stars are postponing their shows due to "exhaustion" and "broken limbs", Charo is out there stealing their men and lip-synching for everybody's life! Okay, the truth is Helen Keller could probably lip-synch better than Charo, but that doesn't matter when you've got moves that could give a corpse a boner.
Now we know what the key ingredient in Spanish Fly is. It's the wind Charo makes when she pops that coochie!
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Fucking disgusting. That dude was so grossed out. I was too.
I don't give a damn, I love me some Charo.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
TAKE NOTES Ms. Beyoncé!
'cause we ain't gonna expect less from your ass in 50 years!!!
for real tho'...you already got charo's tacky hair, dress & shoes down.
keep that body tight & flexible and we're good. :-)
God damn! She is bringing sexy back.
She looks great, moves great, what an inspiration!
Shakira should just retire to the old folks home now cuz Charo can take it from here! And yes, all that's missing in this clip is Julie the Cruise Director and hijinks!
I remember her mostly from The Love Boat
Good times.....
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Ok, I was expecting something really horrible and embarrassing, but this is brilliant! I'm surprised MK didn't save it for Hot Slut of the day, cuz she is one hot slut. Love it. (This could be Shakira in about 40 years!) I have new respect for Charo.
Nanna time!- U can't touch this.
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 7:49pm.
'Charo has not changed a bit from the 60's and 70's and I remember her from the 1970's!!!! Dayum, I need to know what her secret is...probably being European (...)'
I never know if I should be flattered or insulted by everything you guys accredit to my neck of the woods.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
INCREDIBLE. This woman is amazing. I'm exhausted now, and I didn't even watch the whole thing. (Song is a bit repetitive.) What a bod, at any age. Take note, Rachael Ray, of the body required for portraying Jessica Rabbit. And 69? No. No way. If she's 69, I'm the Maharincess of Franistan. Which makes it even more amazing.
Hot damn, I'll have what she's having.
That girl plays a mean guitar.
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"When I look at these pictures, I don't hear music, I hear the creaky sound of the Four Horsemen's stable door slowly opening ..."
I was flipping channels and saw this...I had to turn away when she brought up some guy and started awkwardly dancing with him...just sad. And you other posters are right, she is an incredibly gifted guitar player, THAT is what she needs to focus on doing. I hate it when women who actually have real talent (e.g...her, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, etc...) still insist on dressing inappropriately and taking the ho stroll route :(
Did anyone really look at the album cover they showed? It looked terrible. Charo was making a "duhhhh" face.
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hahaha she is the best, she took over the Wendy Williams show hahahhahhaha if I get to be 69 I will like to be like her no falling and dancing
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My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like 'It's better than yours' Damn right, It's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge. Kelis
Patsy used to dance like that but now she breaks a hip every time she thrusts. More hormones, sweetie darling.
Charo is amazing! She is one of the best Hot Sluts ever!
*I don't know what we did before MK! I guess read boring ass shit on boring ass websites!
MK 4eva! Hot Sluts Unite!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Honey, if that old whore is only 69, then I'm Marie of fucking Romania.
this broad was doing the same schtick when I was a kid.
I'm in my mid-fifties now.
sad.
but I still like her.
coochie coochie!
I really can't bear to watch the video...does she still say coochie coochie?
Submitted by Thornhill on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 5:53pm.
Sup to Nanners and Hoff..
sup to you, I miss you!!!
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Charo has not changed a bit from the 60's and 70's and I remember her from the 1970's!!!! Dayum, I need to know what her secret is...probably being European but she makes Wendy look masucline..which is not hard cause I always doubted if Wendy was a man or a woman...but for 69 dayum...plus she can play a mean guitar...Charo is the goal we should all aspire to be...not Vadge, cause Charo enjoys life and it shows!!!
Her body and skin tone -amazing for her age-and she doesnt look like a piece of gristle-yes Vadge-Im looking at you!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
She looks fan-fucking-tastic for being 69 years old. You go, Charo!
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"All the girls in the club wanna know
Where did all their pretty boys go?"
does she even know the meaning of her lyrics
Surely no one under 40 knows who Charo is. She used to be a frequent guest on Merv Griffen. She would talk about her hubby-- band leader Xavier Cugat referring to him always as "Cugat."
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That shit just cheered me up!! I cannot wait to watch the rebroadcast tonight!!
MK IS CHARRO!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Charo is my sunshine on a rainy day. I could only Sexy Sexy for 2 minutes. She can work a classical guitar.
I don't care what any of you sluts say, that precious gem made my afternoon! Bad lip synching? Yeah...but she seems to have great energy in her performances...and she's amazing at the guitar.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked
him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
How w e i r d can you get?
".....like a horny orangutan who desperately needs a scratch."
How did we ever make it without Michael K.?
This is utter bliss.
"While weak young pop stars are postponing their shows due to "exhaustion" and "broken limbs", Charo is out there stealing their men and lip-synching for everybody's life!"
Seriously!
That song truly SUCKED but I just love her spunk. I have pretty much been in love with her ever since she did a guest spot on Pee Wee's Christmas Special (where she DID showcase her guitar talent). She sang "Feliz Navidad" and it was awesome. To this day, at xmastimes my sister and I sing to each other:
"Ay wanna weeeeesh you a may-ree creethmah,
Ay wanna weeeeesh you a may-ree creethmah,
Ay wanna weeeeesh you a may-ree creethmah
Frrroh' de bah-toh' oh may ya-a-a-ar'!"
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Sup to Nanners and Hoff..
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Her moves are still like before--basically a shake n' bake. But damn it, so is her singing! Still bad, still incomprensible and still with the off-key screeching!
I would personally like to experiment with some of the meds she's on. Purely for scientific reasons...
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It's kind of sad. The depths that some people will sink too to remain significant. I would FB this bint and let her know but I fear she is way too delusional..
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Why does she NEVER change her hair? I'm convinced she has a conehead or something weird going on under there.
For a 69 year old her body is bangin' though.
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Christ on sale, this woman will be drooling in her depends and they'll wheel her out of the nursing home to some loser fucking "Talk show"
to display her "talent"
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
If you listen too it with the sound turned all the way down, and no video...It's still sux... only not quite as bad..
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The Surgeons scalpel has not been kind to her..
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She's so weird. I also think it's really inappropriate to start ripping a guy's clothes off in a public setting like that without his consent, unless maybe they agreed to it before she performed. Does she ever wear her hair any other way?
Getting kicked in the nuts is Sexy Sexy, this is not...
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Michael K. - OMG you're killing me.
Nearly choked.
Sexy Sexy reminds me of a friend of - well you're
n e v e r ever going to guess - of CHICKEN CUTLET (yyeess,our priceless Phoebe actually does have friends),who is just shy of turning 60 (pretending to be 37, works the red carpet with the titty balls out on full display and would kill to get on a TV show.
She hasn't quite made it yet on dlisted - maybe because she is a z-lister and vacillates between demure and happy hooker. However, she even got a honorable mention on jezebel.com for being the best worst dressed at the SAG awards.
Jesus Christ, is auto-tune being pushed by every record company now? What the fuck is going on?! This is ridiculous.
I'll admit, I don't know much about this woman except that she's a good guitar player and that 'Dance (a little bit closer)' is one of my secret pleasures on my Ipod but damn, surely she's above this??
*waits for Barbra Streisand to announce her classics re-worked autotune style...*.
I hate this world.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
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of course the song is shit, auto-tuned to within an inch of its life, but a big coochi kudo to her plastic surgeon for at least keeping her human looking when other bitches (half her age) look positively mummified!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 5:24pm.
She plays guitar a fuckload better than she lip syncs.
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yeah why doesn't she showcase that talent anymore?
perhaps she has arthritis and her fingers can't play anything anymore. Sad.
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Charo built a career on guest star appearances.
Her face has always been scary looking to me...even when she was young...but her body looks more youthful than Vadge's or even than much younger whores. Whether it is natural or product of surgeries, all I have to say is good job and her zest for life is infectious even if that autotune mess isn't.
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She plays guitar a fuckload better than she lip syncs.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
The face is getting scary, but the moves are impressive.
Shakira, this is your future.