Hitting On Christina Hendricks: Everyone's Doing It
Since today is obviously Celebrities Saying Stuff To Magazines Day, here's yet another one to add to the top of the pile! The ginger chichis goddess Christina Hendricks had a conversation with Harpers Bazaar about how she can't step outside of her house without somebody trying to warm their nose in her titty alley and about how she's sort of responsible for the GINGER MOVEMENT (Phoebe Price better get her team of lawyers on this)!
Christina says that ever since she warmed the genitals of the world with her locks of fire on Mad Men, everybody has been hitting on her. EVERYBODY! Dudes who usually only motorboat if a b-hole is involved? Yup, they hit on her. Chicks who have been chasing dicks since they came out of the womb (copyright: Kim Zolciak)? Yup, they hit on her too. Christina explained, "Women hit on me. My husband thinks it's so odd that so many women hit on me. Gay men too. They say to me, 'Well, I'm not straight, but if I was…' I think it's so flattering."
Some people! If I ever came across Christina in the outside world, I wouldn't try to hump or lick her cheek or anything. No, I'd just ask her if I could put my ear to her magnificent chichis so I can hear the angels yodel on the highest mountain peak in heaven. That's all.
Anyways, here's a couple more quotes from the interview:
When Mad Men first aired, a woman came up to her in a restaurant to shower her with praise for being a role model: "'Excuse me, I just want to tell you that I watch your show, and you make me feel better about myself. I am a curvy woman, and you've made me feel sexy and beautiful.' I got teary eyed. I remember Geoffrey saying, 'That's what you're doing for people. That's amazing.' And I said, 'I'm just trying to be a good actress and trying to tell a story, but if this is the sidebar, all this positivity, then that is awesome.'"During her modeling days, Christina says she showed Karen Elson the power of the ginge: "Oh, I have a story for you. I was in Milan, and you would see the same girls at castings. There was one girl—she was like, 'I can't get any work. I'm so sick of this, I'm ready to quit. I love your hair color. What do you color your hair with?' and I was like, 'Oh, it's red. Here's my formula.' It was Karen Elson. A couple of weeks later, she had bright-red hair. Sorry, Karen, but you did ask about my hair color. Then I saw her on the cover of Italian Vogue, and the rest is history! Karen is amazing. I'm such an admirer of hers."
But more importantly, why is she eating that diamond in the picture above? Nasty ass fuck! Dip that shit in butter batter and deep fry it first. I'm sure Paula Deen has a recipe.
Pictures via Bazaar
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I can't tell with this woman. They look real because huge fake tits look really hard and hers look natural and soft. I think she was just thinner before and that's why in pictures from a while back she has a smaller bust: http://www.newsgab.com/attachments/celebrity-pictures/189579d1243701673-...
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She's gross. Her huge tits aren't even real.
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:54pm.
Ashlee Simpson's a good comparison.
I really see Tilda Swinton too, just take off the flashy makeup.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
And why are there so many assholes named Christina?
Please change your name, ^this bitch, and Slaguilera. Kthanxbai.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
Submitted by Sugartits on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:32pm.
I've been trying to say this FOREVER. Thank you guys, so fucking much.
If Christina Hendricks' tits weren't huge, everyone would be calling her fat and I want to hunt down that woman who thanked her for being such a "great role model!!!!!!!11" and kick her in the fucking throat.
Meanwhile, some poor A, B, or C cupped sucker gains fifteen pounds, and the paparazzi are photographing close ups of her cellulite.
This delusional twit isn't revolutionizing anything. Fuck off.
Also, she's pretty sometimes but other times, slap Tilda Swinton's head and bigger tits on Marilyn Monroe's body and you've created the formula for the "most gorgeous woman evar". Fucking spare me.
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Dear Michael K,
I want to recommend a new tag for these kinds of posts:
"Bitch get over yourself"
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
I like her as Joan but as Christina, Christina is annoying and vapid. And, great, she's ginge but it's not real - so no Prince Harry hotness abounds.
Pinkismyblack, "donut-faced moron" is hysterical. I might have to steal that from you.
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She was in that Lifetime movie called "Hunger Point" and was thinner, but you could tell she still had them tigol'bitties and the wardrobe department made sure to do what they could to cover them up. I think they're real. They don't look all that fake when she doesn't have them ace-bandaged up on the red carpet.
Anyway, I'm liking her shit-talking about Karen Elson, now THAT is one gross horse-lady model. And she's with that donut-faced moron from the White Stripes so you know she has to be annoying and unoriginal as hell. Gross.
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Christina hendricks is very pretty and all but does she ALWAYS have to talk about her curves?
I went to the doctors a few months ago, and they had The View playing in the lobby. Christina was the guest and some other actress was a guest host, and the guest host lady was coming on to Christina and squeezing her leg. It's kind of amusing to me if she really gets that kind of thing from everyone she meets.
I tried finding old modeling pictures of her on google, but couldn't come up with anything that wasn't current. But there are some old pictures of her in skinnier days from an MTV soap opera:
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&expIds=25657,26614,26714,26805,26993,...
She looks much better with meat on her, IMO. It takes some of the squarishness out of her face.
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TEAM SHOW AND BE PROUD OF THOSE BIG TITTIES!
"Ginge Eplosion" signifies the moment my red head popped out of my mother's vagina.
Team Natural Ginges! Our formula is called "genetics"
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
OH she def. wants credit for the famous Elson flaming locks.
i can't get my hair that color no matter what hairdresser I go to or how much I spend. Guess I will have to go to H-wood and pay 1k or something;(
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ah, so this IS the work of Terry Richardson. Makes sense. The headline photo looks pretty much identical to her (much more annoying) costar January Jones' boobular cover pic. Same look in their eyes.
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Christina doesn't strike me as the sharpest tool in the shed.
Apparently there is no need for a brain or personality if a gal has big udder titties. Who knew? Breast feeders!
Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:57pm.
Fucking Terry Richardson? Again?!? I suppose he kept the ones with his dick in her chichi's for his next "art" book.
You took the words right out of my anus.
And I've been telling everyone for ages that Christina has had her breasts done. She was a lovely small D/big C before. Also is anyone else confusing her with the cunty Ginge on HUNG?
I swear she could be her thin twin.
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It's all about the Big Tittys people!
If it weren't for big tittys...there would also be no Katie Perry "music" making our ears bleed to death.
Yes, I believe those square silicone-filled melons are real. :)
Does this chick have anything else to talk about? it's all about boobs with her. And boobs. And more boobs. ZzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz.
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This bitch is starting to piss me off. She did not give Karen Elson the idea of having red hair. You stupid bitch! Karen has been saying for years how Vogue changed her color for a shoot and she kept it that way. Christina needs to back to her shift as star vip lounge "hostess".
Fucking Terry Richardson? Again?!? I suppose he kept the ones with his dick in her chichi's for his next "art" book.
I am always leery to read these type of things on people from shows I really like because if they are idiots it makes me like their character less. Hopefully Christina will stop talking.
The creator of Mad Men doesn't want the cast working out, I guess the buff bodies may look too modern for the show.
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Yep, she used to be skinny.
“I was a model for years, and even when I was 19 years old and 115 pounds [and 5´8˝], my agency said, ‘Your ankles are a little large. If you could lose 10 pounds, that would be really great,’”
She looks pretty damn classy in these photos considering the photographer, Terry Richardson. Barf!
Is that her pictured in the pinkice.com advertisement to the right of the screen?
She is a big cup (DD) of meh.
Didn't she used to be a lot skinnier? That would explain her being a model back in the day.
This woman is boring. NEXT!
She is starting to annoy me. I think it is overexposure, but also the fact that all they ever do is talk about her body. Getting old.
She is starting to annoy me. I think it is overexposure, but also the fact that all they ever do is talk about her body. Getting old.
Submitted by badwolf on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:02pm.
It seems that to be considered beautiful, curvy women MUST have really big breasts to compensate for the other 'curves'
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Yup, I've noticed that, too. And an unnaturally skinny woman can dodge a lot of criticism about her weight so long as she has really big tits.
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umm.... modeling days?? She is to big to be a model back then... today maybe, but not ten years ago... I don't believe the Karen Elson story.
She should stuff it with another twinkie.
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Karen Elson is fug as shit, but it's ok because she's married to Jack White.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:06pm.
What horseshit. I don't believe a word of it, especially that "Milan" story. What was she doing there, carpentry? No way was she ever a runway model. I'm 5'9 and weigh 140 lbs on a good day (a VERY good day), and I'd be sent to the fat farm if I showed up on any goddamn runway. She's got 30 lbs on me EASY.
And why would anybody need to say "It's red," if they were standing right next to somebody else who was asking them about their hair?? And they'd need a "formula" for the color?? A mega-model like Karen Elson doesn't dump Nice 'n' Easy onto her head over the bathroom sink, ya cow. Makes no sense.
Horseshit!
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I'm kind of with you and the others on the modeling thing. It'd be plus size modeling because no offense, like others said she's not fat, for her frame, but the fact of the matter is she's not model "skinny" and normally models don't have gigantic titties. Those things alone make her a plus size. Secondly I don't buy the whole story about her telling Karen about the red coloring either. She looks like a natural redhead, and I've seen nude shots of her, and lets just say the carpet matches the drapes, unless she went out of her way to dye to her pubes. Which I know some people waste their time doing, but I really don't think that's the case. She's married to Jack White of the White Stripes.
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Look, I think she's hot, but can the media please stop talking about her body? It's getting tiring, as she looks pretty self-absorbed every time she brings that up.
And am I the only one who doesn't think her success is all that revolutionary? Um, she's a blue-eyed, young white woman, curvy (but not fat, God forbid) with a huge rack. So she's not Kate Moss skinny. Big fucking deal.
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It's those cantilevered bras that hold her chichis up! Watch out knees when she unhooks! Bombs away!
I believe that she gets hit on all the time. She doesn't have the most beautiful face, but she's sexy and hot. I think we're getting tired of hearing about it because reporters keep asking her over and over what she thinks about the attention she's getting from not looking like the usual Hollyweird prototype.
She definitely has implants. There is some footage of her wandering around the internet from a TV show she did when she was younger, and it shows a SUBSTANTIALLY (though still not exactly tiny) smaller rack. I'm too lazy to dig it up.
I think she needed a hook, and went the chi-chi's route. I used to really dig her, but she's constantly trading in on something that is now apparently untrue: her "natural" titties. Even if they were natural, I'm tired of her talking about her curves ALL of the time. Don't you have anything else to talk about? My guess? No. She's not January Jones stupid (god forbid), but I'm realising she's not exactly a brain trust either. She does make a great Joan. Christina, please just be Joan, and shut your yap.
I can appreciate she's not typically Hollywood-thin but I'm tired of her otherwise. She's bought too much into "if you've got it, flaunt it" and she does a piss poor job of that at most events.
Is there an actress out there who can show any measure of humility and grace?
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Diana Crabtree posted this which says she has implants:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2009/10/15/christina-hendricks-nicest-...
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Submitted by Its ALL About Agnes on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 11:48am....does nobody have a good agent in Hollywood these days??? For being supposed actors, none of these hos are good at playing to the public AT ALL. Where are their people to coach them on how to seem appealing and likable? Do they just figure she can ride out her career coasting on her huge tits?
I don't see what she said that is so terrible. I honestly don't believe it's possible for celebrities to say anything without being torn apart for it. Don't get me wrong, I think there are loads of celebrities who are complete assholes, but I'm not getting some haughty vibe from her.
I havent watched the show but everyone loves it apparently..
Red heads are weird-that milky skin can look amazing with their hair bla bla-I wouldnt want to be a redhead -I like to tan and i wouldnt want boobs that big either but more power to her because shes certainly getting alot of PR for being one and having the other...
Some of those pics-the clothes are not flattering to her-she looks kinda short as well- and yet she obviously not some tub of lard but everyones mesmorized (specially MK) by those boobs...
Whats such bullshit is this oh she looks so different and we're all embracing it crap-I find it refreshing that shes not another stick insect
with fake tits and a face that doesnt move from botox-hopefully shes got longevity....
BTW can she act???
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these guys do a great recap on Mad Men every week and the ins and outs of each character and how costumes relate to each role/scenes:
http://tomandlorenzo2.blogspot.com/2010/06/mad-style-joan-holloway-s1-pa...
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She doesn't do a thing for me. The woman has no personality and looks like an overgrown Asshole Simpson. What's left to love but a pair of titties? Sorry, I've got my own.
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I also think her boobs are fake. I am rather large breasted myself and when I wear a push up, you don't see that sort of moon shape like you do hers.
On the show itself, it is gripping. I started watching about a month ago, so I haven't seen the first 3 seasons.
I think Hendricks is good at her role. I don't think it really requires much from an actress though. She's mostly prancing around, acting bossy and huffy. It could be the character she plays but I have yet to see a performance that makes me think, wow, she is spectacular as well as her breasts!
I do believe she was a plus model.
Check her out years ago in this clip. She was thinner but still curvy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_ZOmJs-Lcw
I'm sorry but Pippy Longstocking started the ginge explosion, and neither her hair or bewbz were fake!
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She sounds modest and unassuming and not full of herself *eyeroll* when she continually talks about how she was the start of the Ginge Explosion or whatever. She might be hot, but she's high on the admiration. Get over yourself girl.
Submitted by sugar free on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:32pm.
i highly doubt that Karen Elson got her color from a box.
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All hair color comes from a box anyway...whether you chose to apply it yourself, or pay a ridiculous amount of money to have some flaming dishy queen open the boxes for you and mix a few bottles is another matter. :-P
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YES. WATCH IT. It is not a high action packed show, but the characters are great, and teh story will suck you in. I LOVE this show. Best one on TV right now, IMO.
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