Courtney Love Didn't Want You To See This
HAHAHA. So remember that half-nekkid picture of herself Courtney Love Tweeted this past weekend? The picture that looked like a still out of any CSI "dead hooker" episode? The picture that made you step into a church for the first time in years to marinate your skull in a bowl of blessed holy water while asking the lord above to forgive you for whatever sins you may have committed (aka stealing someone's Coke from the office refrigerator without saying shit)? Well, Courtney Love has turned in her resignation letter over that picture and will never speak to the Twitter bird again:
I'm off twitter, that photo was meant for a boy friend
about 7 hours ago via web
So Courtney Love meant to send that privately to "a boy friend" but accidentally Twatted it to the entire internet world instead? It's an honest mistake. Just like it's an honest mistake when Courtney pisses on an ottoman thinking it's a toilet and talks into a dog's ass thinking it's a cell phone.
I swear, this kind of mess only happens to Courtney Love and an internet-challenged mom. Eff me. Did I just type an "internet-challenged mom"? I'll never click on my mom's e-mails the same way again. I'm quitting my inbox.
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"that photo was meant for a boy friend"
Poor lil Bieber!
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MK, you are great!
Typical druggie/alchy. Get wasted and do something to humiliate yourself. When you sober up and realize what you've done blame it on someone else, right Courtney?
Um. But who took the picture?
if that is the body you get from gravity defying yoga I think I will pass...she looks like hell...and if I was her boyfriend (yeah right Court, keep on living in denial, pillow boyfriends and alter ego boyfriends don't count as real boyfriends)...I would seriously need to get my eyes checked....if nothing else that pic is a good ad and advocate for celibacy. Can smell the std's from here.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 4:01am.
Or he's doing penance for something. Just looking at her nude is an act of masochism.
Ok, we've seen worse on Dlisted. Love your new avie,by the way.
She meant to send that horror to a boyfriend? Poor dude eh, if that's the good stuff...he must have a strong stomach.
She used to look good... when Kurt's corpse was still warm.
"that photo was meant for a boy friend"
Who's the 'lucky' man? He probably has no choice in the matter. If Courtney wants you, dont fight it...it's gonna happen
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Drink...Fight...Fuck
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:44am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:31am.
Is she back on Twitter yet?
It's almost 1am in LA, I give her two hours before she fires up that account again.
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Did I miss a WestCoast Time change little sister...? I think it is only midnight here in the garden of good and evil... give her until closing time, when the lights come up and she gets ditched at the Valet Parking... she'll send some more nastiness out. She probably already created an alter ego...
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Good catch...I'm an East Coast girl, so I always forget about MT. Sometimes I even forget I'm on Central Time. I miss TV shows, etc.
I mean, I know that it is two hours from TX to CA, but I do fuck it up from time to time. Fact. I have ever since I moved from Boston.
Passive-agressive behaviour, I suppose. I never did want to move from there to here.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:31am.
Is she back on Twitter yet?
It's almost 1am in LA, I give her two hours before she fires up that account again.
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Did I miss a WestCoast Time change little sister...? I think it is only midnight here in the garden of good and evil... give her until closing time, when the lights come up and she gets ditched at the Valet Parking... she'll send some more nastiness out. She probably already created an alter ego...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
I think Court got all conceited about the compliments she received with her new look and red dress recently.
She forgot to take into consideration that that red dress was covering the beaten down, druggy body of a woman in her forties who does not take care of herself and never has.
Does her body look awful by regular people standards? No.
Does it look good by Hollywood standards? NO. NO. NO.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by bookworm on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:47am.
Good god almighty who, WHO would touch that with a forty foot pole? I still, to this day, cannot believe that Kurt actually had sex with this ghastly beast. She is ugly and evil from the inside out. YUCK!
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Well, Kurt was supposedly bipolar and didn't take medication...the illness can cause delusions, unmedicated.
My theory is that Kurt came out of a years-long delusion, saw Court, freaked and killed himself.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Is she back on Twitter yet?
It's almost 1am in LA, I give her two hours before she fires up that account again.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Good god almighty who, WHO would touch that with a forty foot pole? I still, to this day, cannot believe that Kurt actually had sex with this ghastly beast. She is ugly and evil from the inside out. YUCK!
Wait, she meant to send that nastiness to a boyfriend? I wonder what he did to her to make her that mad at him? And... no wonder Keanu looks so sad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
There is a whole book about drunken texts. Courtney could fill up her own book.
Thank you, Michael K, for covering up most of that abomination with the image of a contemplative Keanu.
oh right I love how these asses blame the technology they are using instead of their stupid selves. I don't think getting off twitter will cure her stupidity but it might disguise it better though.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 8:34pm.
She's sorry about this shit but the rants at her daughter she's OK with? Whatever, crotch rot.
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Great point. If Courtney won't go for rehab she needs to take a LONG break from the famewhoring.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Like any dude would hit that .... much less want a photo of it.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Let us be calm. I am sure she is just bluffing.
So her boyfriend is Keanu? No wonder he is always sad!
right Courtney. Riiiiiiiiiiiight. I believe you will stay off Twitter as much as I believe Paris has only slept with three guys, like I believe Kim Kardashian hasn't had any plastic surgery, and like I believe those really weren't Lindsay Lohan's pants.
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Tonight my tears might stain your wings, so flutter home
Cause you're better off alone than with me
-Chris Cornell
c love's off twiiter til tommorow? yay for us...i feel just as sad as the sad keanu....
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
If I could award a prize to give out for best post pertaining to this matter..THIS would be the winner:
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 6:38pm.
She's off Twitter the way Kim Kardashian is off plastic surgery the way Phoebe Price is off dressing up in costumes the way Hasselhoff is off the bottle the way Detective LaToya is on the trail of whodunit.
Okay the last part doesn't make sense. But you know what I mean.
I can't remember how many times I've twittered naked pics of myself instead of sending them privately...oh wait that's right...never.
The timing of Demi Moore's bathing suit picture and this from Court is too close.
My guess is bitch was delusional enough to think she looked hot enough, posted, suffered backlash and is now denouncing.
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
So she can't tell the difference between her Titter (typo and it stays) account and her phone's texting app? Okay Court ::insert side eye here::
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Who has the countdown clock for when she'll be back ON Twitter.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
She's sorry about this shit but the rants at her daughter she's OK with? Whatever, crotch rot.
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
MK you are the best comedy writer ever! And thank god for my mother, i really never appreciated her socially appropriate behavior until now!
The poison is in the dose-Paracelsus
Bitch please. A thousand erect penises went flaccid, babies cried, and butterflies died. You, on the other hand, think you look too sexay.
Whatever, bitch.
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"All the girls in the club wanna know
Where did all their pretty boys go?"
Good. This'll mean at least a temporary break from all the fuckin' blathering.
This bitch, she is crazy and should not be taken seriously. Who would ever date this fat ass?
Mk, you are on fire today--talk to a dog's ass and think its a cell phone.... She was just trying to get a spread, so to speak, in over-50 magazine.
Does look like a dead hooker in a crime show.
She thought that'd be sexy to her BF? Who is this man of mystery and of a strong stomach?
I do give her points for listening to Tyra and doing the Barbie Toe.
I call bullshit. This is the mantra of the attention ho, "Oops! That was meant for someone else's eyes only ...."
Oh Cort....if I'd only known what you'd be come when you
were on my phone on columbus in the '80s...
I would've paid more attention
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 7:08pm.
phew!!!
*wipes sweat from... well... you don't wanna know*... i was worried there for a second!
OT: i got nothin'... let me just say that she is a mother... a bad mother, but still... yeah, i know... that isn't gonna stop me from ragging her out either!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 7:03pm.
HAHAH! ESE!
If I looked at this picture long enough, I'd have to get high,and not a jury would convict, hey?
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Poor Keanu! What did he ever do to you D:
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 6:54pm.
Wow, that's the first time I've ever truly thought that Sad Keanu looks sad. I mean, I'm feeling it here.
I'm getting "Suicidal" and "Ready to barf"
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that's only because you're sober now... what?!... i'm kidding!... who said we had to refrain from rehab jokes about the hoff?!... heehee!
please don't be mad at me!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 6:54pm.
Wow, that's the first time I've ever truly thought that Sad Keanu looks sad. I mean, I'm feeling it here.
I'm getting "Suicidal" and "Ready to barf"
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
Wow, that's the first time I've ever truly thought that Sad Keanu looks sad. I mean, I'm feeling it here.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 6:47pm.
*cracks whip*... i will not hear your excuses! get back to work!!
OT: she should know that nobody wants to see that... her "boy friend" should be ashamed of himself for the fact that when he fucks her(that happens, right?) each pump is the sound of a cash register
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Bjork,
And Francis Bean is somewhere wishing this was true.
:D
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Nothing says "real love" like matching mug shots. -Michael Kay
{hugs n pinches to ESE}
E, this is a study break (just logged on about 5 mins ago). Pls don't yell at me for breaking from academic discipline. I will graduate and fund your hard times. No worries.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010