Is Tina Knowles Serious With This?
Wigs made from the fringe of long-haired cows found in remote parts of the highlands of Scotland don't come cheap, so Beyonce's mother and the creative director of the House of Derriere has put out a line of clothes for Walmart. I'll let Tina Knowles take it from here:
“I know from personal experience how frustrating it can be trying to find clothes that fit comfortably and that are flattering on me. So, I wanted to design a line for women that is fashion forward but at the same time addresses the problem areas that so many women struggle with. I am so thrilled to partner with Walmart as it allows me to create the Miss Tina by Tina Knowles sportswear line for a very affordable price for all women of many shapes and sizes."
Fashion forward to whom, exactly?! Community theater ushers? Caterers circa 1999?
This mess is the perfect collection for those of you out there who love it when you're out shopping and someone asks you if "this is on sale." You get to turn around and respond with: "Oh, I don't work here." This shit is just for you!