Tuesday, October 5th 2010
Is Tina Knowles Serious With This?
Wigs made from the fringe of long-haired cows found in remote parts of the highlands of Scotland don't come cheap, so Beyonce's mother and the creative director of the House of Derriere has put out a line of clothes for Walmart. I'll let Tina Knowles take it from here:
“I know from personal experience how frustrating it can be trying to find clothes that fit comfortably and that are flattering on me. So, I wanted to design a line for women that is fashion forward but at the same time addresses the problem areas that so many women struggle with. I am so thrilled to partner with Walmart as it allows me to create the Miss Tina by Tina Knowles sportswear line for a very affordable price for all women of many shapes and sizes."
Fashion forward to whom, exactly?! Community theater ushers? Caterers circa 1999?
This mess is the perfect collection for those of you out there who love it when you're out shopping and someone asks you if "this is on sale." You get to turn around and respond with: "Oh, I don't work here." This shit is just for you!
Source: Shopping Blog via Crunk + Disorderly
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LMAO! Indeed! It is the best comment!
@TheBreakdown: Best Comment of the day!
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Just who IS this trick Tina trying to fool?
Her shit should have been at Wal-Mart in the first place!
And look: Jenny McCarthy, Kim Kardassian, and Star Jones are now her models!
http://misstina.com/
Nominate for Photoshop awards. Miss Tina looks tiny.
I'm also digging the "EXCLUSIVELY at Wal-Mart."
Exclusive! Wow, I'm off to shop at Wallys!
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OMG That orange leopard/cheetah dress on her website! BARF! And the lovely plus sized gal all the way to right is, indeed, wearing a sewn together skirt/legging or skeggings. DOUBLE BARF!
Couldn't agree more with the "treating all human beings with respect" conversation. Those of us who had to work through college at thankless retail and restaurant jobs (and well, maybe continue to do so in this economy)know all too well how service industry folks are treated. Pretty damn shitty. I ALWAYS look my cashiers in the eye and ask how they are doing. I ALWAYS treat my waiters and waitresses well and tip at least 15%, 20 % or more if they are exceptional or just because. Random acts of kindness make you feel a hell of a lot better than ruining somone's day by being a horrible cunt.
Any my personal golden rule #1: Karma is a bitch!
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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:37am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:22am.
Anyway, I'm looking to start a BA program in Equine Sciences next year, so soon I could be grooming the next Secretariat! (I'm too fat to ride him!)
I have alot of experience in that area, so I just decided to go for it.
I would love to be Dlisted sisters...sometimes I feel like I have no Dlisted friends, other times not.
It would be nice to be certain about at least ONE person! :)
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Okay, I pricked my finger and bloodied up the screen, your turn! Ha! Great, a new sister... I am getting a new niece any day now. She will be a gorgeous half Japanese, half Irish/English baby and we can't wait!
I hope you do follow your dream of breeding a new Secretariat... have you seen the movie, or is it out yet? I can't wait... we grew up at Santa Anita in L.A. and it was a great track to learn horse racing at. I have no luck gambling but the horses and their hearts bring tears to my eyes. I love horses too!!! LOve, loVE, lOvE...
Thanks for the Thor wishes... I miss him with every bit of my soul. I have his ashes here and his collar and I saved hair so I can genetically recreate him one day... see, I is the CRAZY sister! Bye for now...xoxo sister
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Ha!
I love you guys.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:22am.
Anyway, I'm looking to start a BA program in Equine Sciences next year, so soon I could be grooming the next Secretariat! (I'm too fat to ride him!)
I have alot of experience in that area, so I just decided to go for it.
I would love to be Dlisted sisters...sometimes I feel like I have no Dlisted friends, other times not.
It would be nice to be certain about at least ONE person! :)
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Okay, I pricked my finger and bloodied up the screen, your turn! Ha! Great, a new sister... I am getting a new niece any day now. She will be a gorgeous half Japanese, half Irish/English baby and we can't wait!
I hope you do follow your dream of breeding a new Secretariat... have you seen the movie, or is it out yet? I can't wait... we grew up at Santa Anita in L.A. and it was a great track to learn horse racing at. I have no luck gambling but the horses and their hearts bring tears to my eyes. I love horses too!!! LOve, loVE, lOvE...
Thanks for the Thor wishes... I miss him with every bit of my soul. I have his ashes here and his collar and I saved hair so I can genetically recreate him one day... see, I is the CRAZY sister! Bye for now...xoxo sister
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:12am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:01am.
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As soon as I saw "my sister and I" I knew it was your comment, you and your sister seem so close and do so many fun things....
Hi Buddhi, miss ya!
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Hey Miss Thang... I keep missing you on here, so I hopped on a little earlier tonight... MISS YOU TOO!!! How was the summer in your neck of the world? I missed being on here, but the work load was nuts and most nights were busy with more of the same. Glad it's done for now... lost my big dog, Thor in San Fran though... he got hit by a car! Major sadness...still losing it over that. Dogs are like children and I failed him for a brief moment. : ( Sorry...
Hey......................
I can be your Dlisted sister... how about that?
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Summer was good, work was busy, went to Mexico, not sure about going back there again, though.
I have found Mexico to be not very welcoming to single female travelers, which is not totally surprising, different cultures, etc.
I an so sorry about your doggie. They really are like children, in a way. Don't blame yourself, accidents happen. That's cold comfort, I know. If you said it to me in your shoes, I'd feel that way, but I just wanted to say it, because it needed to be said.
Anyway, I'm looking to start a BA program in Equine Sciences next year, so soon I could be grooming the next Secretariat! (I'm too fat to ride him!)
I have alot of experience in that area, so I just decided to go for it.
I would love to be Dlisted sisters...sometimes I feel like I have no Dlisted friends, other times not.
It would be nice to be certain about at least ONE person! :)
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 1:01am.
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As soon as I saw "my sister and I" I knew it was your comment, you and your sister seem so close and do so many fun things....
Hi Buddhi, miss ya!
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Hey Miss Thang... I keep missing you on here, so I hopped on a little earlier tonight... MISS YOU TOO!!! How was the summer in your neck of the world? I missed being on here, but the work load was nuts and most nights were busy with more of the same. Glad it's done for now... lost my big dog, Thor in San Fran though... he got hit by a car! Major sadness...still losing it over that. Dogs are like children and I failed him for a brief moment. : ( Sorry...
Hey......................
I can be your Dlisted sister... how about that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:59am.
My sister and I watched the HSN one night with The House of Dereon
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As soon as I saw "my sister and I" I knew it was your comment, you and your sister seem so close and do so many fun things....
Hi Buddhi, miss ya!
Wish I had a sista!
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
My sister and I watched the HSN one night with The House of Dereon featuring Tina Knowles... you never saw such crap! Vinyl purses, vinyl shoes, polyester sweaters... I mean, you couldn't wear any of it! We died laughing every time a new item came on. Slow night for us, but damn funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Submitted by kndall44 on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 12:41am.
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To cater to their obese clientele Walmart will surely implement "vanity sizing", aka size "4" is really a 16, etc..
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This has already been done.
I lost 50 lbs last year, but since I never weigh myself and was living in a very small town at the time, the only clothes I had available were Walmart, so I didn't know I had gained so much weight.
I started out as a Walmart 2, then 4 and then went to a 6. In about a year I went back to Walmart to get more 6 clothes, but then I was pushing an 8 although I could still fit a tight 6.
I panicked, started a diet and drove into the city to the Gap.
I was a 12-14.
I am now a Gap 4 and cannot wear Walmort clothing unless they are small junior sizes, which is kinda scary for the juniors considering I am a healthy weight woman in my forties.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
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To cater to their obese clientele Walmart will surely implement "vanity sizing", aka size "4" is really a 16, etc..
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This shit already exists and it is called Newport News: http://www.newport-news.com/
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
LMFAO @ this
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for the lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
All three of the blouses look exactly alike. This is the look I throw together for work when nothing with color is clean and I'm too tired/crabby/lazy to come up with something original.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
oh hell yeah...this is for me! a form fitted blouse that gives the illusion of a waistline!
(I really do dress in a rather similar way..I wear so much black and white (pants and blouses) that I often feel compelled to say: "Welcome to Olive Garden, may I take your order?"
bwa hahaha, caterer circa 1999. Fucking genius
Miss Dina is more like it...
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
wHAT?! For real now. I wear this every day to the damn stinking office and TKnowles is gonna say this is "forward" shit!???!
INSULTING!!
Where's my wine glass?
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Is anyone else reminded of Jack McFarland and his cater waiter days?
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I WAS a caterer circa 1999!
Just who IS this trick Tina trying to fool?
Her shit should have been at Wal-Mart in the first place!
And look: Jenny McCarthy, Kim Kardassian, and Star Jones are now her models!
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I will not be looking for this dumb ho's plain white blouse at my Walmart.....stick your hand in the wrong place at my Walmart and you'll pull out a hand full of babyshit FROM A SHITTY DIAPER!!!...traumatizing true story...
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Ooop! Just remembered where I've seen this "fashion forward" look before:
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/03/an_actual_flight_attendant_...
No offense to anyone in the industry, just sayin - ain't nothing new!
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Just here for the fun
I dress like shit and would NEVER wear this kind of crap.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
I guess this is the answer to someone (maybe a hostess?) who needs to find cheap work apparel. She must be as delusional as Beyonce if she thinks this is "fashion foward".
Are you fucking serious? A white blouse and a black skirt? Really?
"...fashion forward but at the same time addresses the problem areas..."
I believe the "Problem Area" starts at her Texas-sized ass, continues through her empty head and doesn't stop till it hits the Rio Grande.
This stupid shit is like fun-times pretend dress up for entitled assholes that don't actually work a job.
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Just here for the fun
My seven year old went out of his way to say hello and high five him and I asked who he was and he said the man that cleans the bathrooms. Not an elitist bone in that kid's body.
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That is awesome. Wherever I take my kids,we practice treating everybody with respect and kindness. If I'm at my job, and some kid is a rude little asshole, I assume he got that from watching his parents interact with their "inferiors."
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It's not the blouse, or even the skirt. By themselves, there's nothing wrong w/them, they are fine basic pieces. That they thought to put them together....in those colors...that's the real issue. Why is the one on the far right, damnm, is that Tina herself?, wearing leggings? Everyone knows when you get to that size you're fat. No real need to lie about it w/ leggings.
In menard's or home depot, its so hard to find an employee, I feel like asking anybody no matter whether they look like an employee or not. Its frustrating to spend a hour looking for 50 feet of rope or some such...
I once asked a used book store employee I recognized for help. Apparently he had quit the store and was just standing in the middle of the store talking to his former co-workers--and was so offended by my presumptuiousness that he loudly told his friends that he quite the job a year ago and how could I not know that. What an emo prick--like he expects customers to keep current on his minimum wage retail career.
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Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 12:17pm.
A "do you work here?" revenge story:
I would love to wack the model in the middle with a shovel. She's doing a Paris pose.
These outfits look like stuff unimaginative women wear to job interviews.
And how mean to put the bigger girl in that short skirt and leggings shit. The mid-length pencil skirts the other women are wearing are much more flattering.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
"Chicken or beef?"
Im sure it's fair trade as well, since it's retailing for 20 bucks a pop from Walmart.
Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 12:17pm.
The moral= treat people you interact with with respect. Sorry to break it to you, the janitor is as valuable a human being as you are.
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AMEN. At my kids' school's open house, there was an older man walking down the hallway and I assumed he was a grandparent of one of the kids. My seven year old went out of his way to say hello and high five him and I asked who he was and he said the man that cleans the bathrooms. Not an elitist bone in that kid's body.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Pretty nice for catering staff uniforms!
Oh wait, these aren't uniforms.
http://misstina.com/
Nominate for Photoshop awards. Miss Tina looks tiny.
I'm also digging the "EXCLUSIVELY at Wal-Mart."
Exclusive! Wow, I'm off to shop at Wallys!
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Dark-sided!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 12:27pm.A fun game to play in Wal-Mart is to try to pretend that every item of clothing you own has been burned up in a fire. You have to put together a wardrobe from Wal-Mart only.
You know what would be an even more fun game? Actually burning down WalMart
I realize we've seen this a million times before but is it really that bad?? Personally I love to wear shirts with collars and so few shirts have collars nowadays as everything is made to look like t-shirts.
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 12:53pm.
HAHAHAHA Diana Crabtree! Something similar happened to me some years ago. I was wearing a uniform from one store and walked into a 7/11 and someone asked me where the hot dog rolls were. HAHAHAH I said 'Fuck if I know'
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We could have fun with these situations..."Eww! You eat that shit? Why dont you just eat asbestos if you want cancer that badly?"
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Beyoncé is unique in the sense that she is the only woman in the world who looks good in her mother's designs.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I heard that she was trying to take this fuckery to Target first, and they gave her the "Bitch, please!"
So this is how this shit ended up @ Walmart. How fancy...
Now that Tina Knowles has been replaced by a younger woman, she is out for payback and these ugly boring outfits is her best revenage for the hood rats.
Good move Tina. Kill their sexy vampy ways with your fuddy duddy rags. LOL!
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wow. the same clothes in different sizes. has anyone alerted macy's of this?
OH...Miss Tina's line is stoopit.
HAHAHAHA Diana Crabtree! Something similar happened to me some years ago. I was wearing a uniform from one store and walked into a 7/11 and someone asked me where the hot dog rolls were. HAHAHAH I said 'Fuck if I know'
It's an Angus, MK.
They look cute and they taste gooooooood!!!
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Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 12:17pm.
treat people you interact with with respect. Sorry to break it to you, the janitor is as valuable a human being as you are.
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Couldn't agree more. Kinda like that saying, "If someone's nice to me, but nasty to the waitress, then that person is not nice at all", or something like that.
Treating people with respect is just basic decency, yet very few seem to acknowledge that nowadays.
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"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer"
mk, love the photo tag "miss tina ugly shit". hahaha!
I live in a pretty small city on Vancouver Island. One store carries that House of Diarrhea shit, and trust me, it is the tackiest shit I have ever seen. I would be mortified if I had to work in that store. Funnily enough, the store does carry some super cute things. Why in the name of all that is holy would ANYONE want to wear something designed by Bouncey's mother?
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"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.