Monday, October 4th 2010
Looking Good, Susan Powter, Looking Good
When I was a freshmen in high school, I dyed my hair the color of a rusty penny and shaved everything except for a patch of curls in the front. My head looked like one of the title roles in 2 Girls, 1 Cup (hint: neither of the 2 girls). My mom took one look at it, immediately inhaled the first reaction that was sitting on her tongue and finally said, "If that's what you want to do."
So that's what I'm going to say to these pictures of Jared Leto walking around in SoHo yesterday looking like a Tokio Hotel roadie who found out the hard way that porcupines don't make good pillows. And he's doing it!
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He's hot and talented but dayum! Does he have to be so skinny? That kind of skinny on a dude just isn't flattering.
I predict that next he'll grow a goat beard like Brad Pitt used to have
Damn! I thought that was a chick!
I don't care--I like outrageous weirdos these days. You go guy!
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I thought the same thing. He looks ill. His looks are starting to go. He will regret pissing them away with all his stupid outfits.
Well hello Jared, lovely to see to axed the mohawk.
He is full on committed to his legion of fans for TSTM, this outfit and whatnot are all about that.
Ain't hatin' him for it, he actually gives a damn about his fans....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Is he sick? Does he have HIV or is he manorexic? Oh, and his shoes remind me of the "power lace" shoes from Back To The Future 2. Also, is he gay? or at least bi?
He's really not ugly yet he's so unattractive. He's an enigma.
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Nothing quite matches self righteousness for the sake of not being self righteous.
his shoes are killing me. wtf?
The girl he's walking with in the last thumbnail is so OVER being photographed by paparazzi in her artfully torn acrylic sweater and her Doc Martens...she is trying too hard. He's cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
You know I am curious about 2 girls and a cup but not curious enough to look. Especially after others here have warned not to see it.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
I think he's going to be changing his wardrobe as soon as people start asking him questions about Hohan or try to hire him for a DJ gig.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Susan Powter reference.... there are no words.
Stop fighting the Jordan Catalano hot!
Ah...where's that manly-man whore troll Lovethejared to gaze upon the manliness of her namesake? I miss her soooo much.
eta: Jared Leto needs to hook-up with Mel Gibson in the jacuzzi; he looks like he knows how to blow a man while power-bottoming like a champ.
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
It's amusing that he's actually making use of the pockets in his skirt/pants/apron thing.
Oh no! My parts just tingled!
I hate long-ass signatures.
Is he still doing that cumin tea "cleanse"? Fuck, he's skinny.
"Hi, J.C. Chasez circa 1999!"
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
He looks like a girl I befriended in school because no one else would. She actually turned out to be sweet. She is now a motorcycle mechanic...too bad Jared is not that cool.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Jared Leto gives me the biggest vag boner EVER :]
thanks mk!
I would "so" love him for a long, long time!
I love Jared just the way he is. Wardrobe fuckery and all.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
He actually seemed like a sane human being when I saw him Chelsea Lately a week or so ago.
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"When I look at these pictures, I don't hear music, I hear the creaky sound of the Four Horsemen's stable door slowly opening ..."
'Looking Good, Susan Powter, Looking Good '
BAHAHAHA...Susan Powter...whatever happened to her? did she get fat again and decide 'WTF I'm rich now i can eat whatever I want'....?
'...SPARKLE!!!!!...'
Is he channeling his inner Sam-Ro?
Such a douche.
This ageless dbag wonder isn't going to change anytime soon. I have a feeling the older he gets, the more attention whore-y his wardrobe will be.
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Douchechill!
He is so fugly....and that's a dress only Lenny could pull off with his hooker heels!
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
The way he dressing has something to do with the image he's keeping up for his band. DUH!!
*puts pants back on*
Can he get any douchier?
bwashahahaa at MK.
Run the cursor over the pic...
He's not even 40 yet and he's already suffering with mid-life crisis. Give it up, man, you're not getting any younger.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
He's too skinny now. First the hair and now he's fking around w/ his body mass. This is exactly how a fkedup Monday would end. Thanks MK.
*swigs straight from p.noir bottle*
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Why does this guy consistently opt for the homely look! Do you think he got flack for the pretty boy long hair phase & now he's all I'll show YOU I can be hideous! I double dare you to show us you can be attractive again, Jared. Re-flip that script, homie!!
*dry humps monitor*
Dude is such an attention whore. Dude you're a guy, you don't have to try to make it into the magazines every single week.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
He needs to eat a sandwich.
This bitch can get away with this sartorial fuckery because he's barely three apples high and has yet to experience a wrinkle like most mortals.
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My eskimo brother tries so hard.... :(
I can't imagine what it must feel like to be 40!
Jennifer Maniston is like the Reaper.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Oh man. I got a really good laugh out of that first paragraph. I can't even imagine how horrible that probably looked, but I appreciate that MK has the humility to tell us these stories.
If Britney were to dress like this then she would be called mentally ill.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 4:03pm.
I have no idea what movie(s) this fucker has been in... other than Panic Room. didn't he play the daughter?
American Psycho
Fight Club
Requiem for a Dream
that awful Nic Cage movie, God of War
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Why does he try so damn hard?
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
I have no idea what movie(s) this fucker has been in... other than Panic Room. didn't he play the daughter?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Gullible me, I thought this was gonna be an actual Susan Powter post. STOP THE INSANITY, Jared!
Aww stop goofing on him, I love Jared. <3<3<3
someone's definitely fighting 40...embrace it jared...just like i did...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....