Even Baby Mason Is Wondering What The Hell Happened To Kim's Face

That side-eye Baby Mason is throwing is attached to a thought bubble that reads: "Why does the theme song to Alf play in my head every time I look at your nanunanuface?" But you know, the fact that Kim Kardassian's fucked up face looks like it's sponsored by the UFO Museum of Roswell is a good thing for Baby Mason's fate.

When Michelle Duggar's uterus finally escapes from her body's clutches and mutates into a rage-filled indestructible monster whose one goal is to destroy humanity (yup, this is how it's going to end), the aliens will arrive in their space ships to carry us off to a safer planet. Since Hollywood has taught us to fear all aliens, everybody will run away from them. But Baby Mason will crawl towards their asses screaming "Auntie! Auntie!" SAVED thanks to Kim's scary ass face.

Anyways, here's Kim, Kourtney and the government cheese version of Patrick Bateman arriving in NYC last night to film the next season of Krapping on the Kardashians.

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Submitted by stank on Wed, 10/06/2010 - 10:01am.

Poor Kim will never find a man who will actually love her. She's like Carmen Electra. Men like to fuck whores but they don't necessarily want to bring the ho home to meet mama. "Yo mom this is my fiance -- the one who pisses on me when we doing it." Plus there's always a better looking ho out there and men that marry ho's always trade up to younger ho's when they get tired of the old ho. I wish E would quit shoving this family down everyone's throats.

Submitted by KT on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 9:41pm.

LOL @ "unholy trio of famewhore daughters" haha how true is that? and what the f does kris jenner know about music? anything for a buck apparently. and that poor roasted basketball bruce jenner.. his name is just being drug through the mud.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for the lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

Submitted by boston61 on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 10:55am.

Her hair looks so fake and skanky.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 8:05am.

Get ready for more of Kris Jenner's massive fuckery coming soon to a radio near you. I caught their show last night, evidently Kris is now the manager of some skank pop group called BG5 (short for Beach Girls Five). This is another girl band, complete with skank appeal and a ton of auto- tuned preprogrammed generic pop beats to songs like "Scratch My Back". As if Kris didn't already have her hands full being manager to her unholy trio of famewhore daughters...with the last two tweeners waiting in the wings for their turn at psuedo-stardom. I truly despise these people.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Submitted by moriah on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 7:14am.

I don't know if it's because I am painfully sober, but I see grey hairs!

Submitted by babybunny on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 6:59am.

this skank has no soul left....she let it run down the drain when she let herself be pissed on and let the world see it....she is truly an ugly soul now....why on earth she ever let her face be fucked with is beyond me...this is a truly despicable family and shame on Bruce Jenner, an icon in the 70's, drag himself down to this nasty family's level...Kris is the devil, Kim is her concubine...and the rest are just faking loving each other...a truly trashy family...fuck the Kunwhoretrashians...

Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 5:44am.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 12:37am.

HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE PATRICK BATEMAN, it's not even funny. And from (the little) I have seen of these skanks' show, he acts like him too. I wouldn't be surprised if he were to cut up a prostitute while listening to Phil Collins.

Submitted by I need more cowbell on Tue, 10/05/2010 - 4:45am.

Didn't get the nanu nanu thing for a few minutes. Mork from Ork right?

I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 11:07pm.

The baby Daddy guy looks like the serial killer in An American Psycho... sick ass book and movie. I don't recommend. Kim K. looks like Carrot Top sat on her face for the weekend. * washing my mind out with Vodka*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

Submitted by Spiffy McSpitshine on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 11:05pm.

Will she physically not be able to breath if she does not have a full upper and lower set of false lashes and a bucket of tranny makeup on everytime she leaves the house? Meanwhile, her sister actually looks normal.

Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy

Submitted by RememberNovember on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 10:52pm.

Why does Scott's face look like the face of a serial killer? He looks like he would kill you if you looked at him.

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:48pm.

Also, this is an unpopular opinion, but Kim Kardashian's sisters both look prettier in the face.

In that family, they all have wide noses, and without Kim Tardashian carving her nose down to nothing, she'd look like "the Sasquatch", as she's got to keep her body hair in check too.

If this twat wasn't treated to weekly visits to the spa, lipo treatments, and an entourage of pissants, she'd be hairy and fat. Without MONEY, she wouldn't have the resources to maintain her appearance. If she was even middle class, she'd be picked on because she'd be the chubby, hairy Armenian chick with the annoying voice.

And why doesn't "nude" lipstick ever look fucking natural? I don't think your lips should be three shades lighter than your actual skintone.

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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:42pm.

By the way, I'm sorry that I brought up Megan Fox for the millionth time. When I'm on a roll, I don't stop. Shame I can't delete these comments. FUCK!

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:36pm.

THREE DEGREES TO MEGAN POX!!!!

Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:33pm.

Somehow, I feel forced to locate where they live and go Scarface on their compound.

And what kills me is that Kim became famous for giving this no-talent R&B tool Ray-J (I feel bad for Brandy) a blowjob on video, and now she's being held as this idol to a younger audience? I guess in this world where Michael Bay is now looked at as the next Francis Ford Coppola since dropping Megan Fox, that seems reasonable. And what would stop some 14-year-old prostitute from being an icon looked at towards the world.

OOPS! We already have her. Miley Cyrus! As if the pictures from Friday's Afternoon Crumbs aren't proof enough.

In unrelated news, "NBA Jam" finally becomes relevant again as the 20-year-old franchise is reborn on the Wii.

Submitted by KT on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:19pm.

i can't stand these karTRASHians and i'm sick of seeing their gross fake faces. they aren't funny, they're untalented, and gross. speaking of! i heard on the news today that it's been 15 years since the OJ simpson verdict has been read (the kartrashian's father was OJ's lawyer) nasty.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 8:53pm.

The face that golden showers wrought. Bravo, piss ho!

Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff

Submitted by Carpe Diem on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 7:29pm.

I had a terrible day today and coming here & reading comments has cheered me up. *grabs some chocolate* Yeah, I can't stand this skanky bitch. She's so self centered and soo idiot. So pathetic. I can't stand women like her, she's just another famous whore. I am not sure why she fucked with her face, lmao she's looking more like her hideous mother everyday. That little Mason is sort of cute, doesn't look like the dad though. It's a good thing though, the dad is such a douche. Oh and Kim needs to lend Kourtney some of the ten million pounds of MAC products she has.. Kourt looks fug without makeup.

Submitted by z-listed on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 7:15pm.

When Botox Goes Wrong.

Submitted by TheJackson4 on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 7:07pm.

HA! They both smell like piss!

Submitted by A.cotw on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 6:59pm.

Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 7:30pm.
She looks so blank and soulless... I know when I'm holding my 1yo nephew I'm always smiling at him! How can you not smile at an adorable baby?

Perhaps she is unable to smile at all due to plastic surgery.
The baby isn't too chubby, he is bursting out of his clothing like Tom Kitten because some fool dressed him in the wrong size.
LMAO at the remark that Scott Whatshisname is the type to carry around a paternity kit.
The biggest Kardashian looks like an Easter Island statue.

Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 6:00pm.

She looks so blank and soulless... I know when I'm holding my 1yo nephew I'm always smiling at him! How can you not smile at an adorable baby?

Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 5:41pm.

Submitted by Hell Belle on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 4:03pm

That's their makeup artist.

Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 5:38pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 2:52pm

Figures. They're really cute.

Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 5:36pm.

Holy dooley Michael K! Good Call w/ the Alf comment. Next thing you know, Kim K will be standing next to Heidi Skankbag at the poor man's version of Madame Tussauds aptly named WHAT THE F*CKING HELL DO YOU CALL THIS?

Submitted by tinkuy on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 5:34pm.

Is that Chantal Biya Of The North in the first few thumbnails?

Submitted by Mexicanwahine on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 5:33pm.

Is it just me or does Kim have a gross line running above her right jaw line? If you look at the fifth pic you can see it. She also only shows the left side of her face.

Submitted by Callie on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 5:28pm.

In thumb 8, she kind of looks like a real doll of Cher circa 1975.

I have to believe Scott Dick is the father because he seems like the type to walk around with a paternity test kit.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 5:24pm.

Submitted by Kelly Ann on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 6:46pm.
I just can't read the kid's name without seeing "Manson" and it just throws everything out of kilter in my world.

Ironically, with the Kartrashians for relatives, that assessment might be pretty accurate...poor Mason has no chance.

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Submitted by Kelly Ann on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 5:16pm.

I just can't read the kid's name without seeing "Manson" and it just throws everything out of kilter in my world.

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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 4:53pm.

ugly baby.

Submitted by Hotmami on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 4:35pm.

I was just looking through KK's archives. She used to be stunning. Not so much anymore. And it's kind of hilarious that she only has 10 pages. Bitch has always been irrelevant.

Note to Scott-try to look happy. And learn how to hold your child properly. kthx

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 4:09pm.

"government cheese version of Patrick Bateman" - LMAO! I hate that motherfucker.

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Submitted by I heart Natalie on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 3:53pm.

Baby Mason needs some Quick Trim baby formula... he's cute, but he's such a fat little fucker.

Submitted by Whatever on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 3:41pm.

Isn't she a little too young to have her face pulled back so tightly like that? It makes her look older.

Submitted by Saltypretzel on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 3:37pm.

My God, that dude in the first thumbnail has on the most hideous pair of sandals that I have ever seen on a dude!!!!!!!

I was so horrified that I didn't even click on the rest of the pics.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 3:20pm.

I'm sooooo tired of this over-exposed gypsy skank and her Michael Jackson sex doll face. She offends me more than Paris and Lindsay because she tries sooo hard to come off as a good girl and flat out LIES about all the surgery she's had done.

She disgusts me.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 2:42pm.

Only beautiful things in these pics are Kims Birkin and Mylo.

Submitted by Hell Belle on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 2:33pm.

MK, I am surprised you didn't comment on the stunning blond behind the Government Cheese Version of Patrick Bateman in thumbnails 1 & 6....

Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 2:32pm.

that is one ick nast family and one ick nasty could be gorgeous female that stuck too many botox needles in her face, plumped her lips to look as duck like as possible, and fucked with her nose a-la Michael Jackson..way to go Kim KUntassian, you now look like you are 30 going on 75...only a freak would fuck up their face that much..oops, I forgot what kind of sorry excuse for a family you have...but of media whores and fake ass phonies...cannot STAND this family...but don't hate Khloe that much cause she seems sick of her family too!

Submitted by Sexy Pants on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 2:08pm.

Mason is cute and Kim's face is ridiculous.

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 1:56pm.

This post made me laugh my ass off. "nanunanuface" LOL

Submitted by mharker on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 1:50pm.

She looks like a smiley face and that's sad. I never liked Kim Kardashian, but I had to admit she was pretty.
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Silly rabbit.

Submitted by REDMOND on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 1:49pm.

Who is the blonde chick? She's beautiful. The KArdashians look plastic.

Submitted by BelleBelle on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 1:43pm.

Agree with any comments about her eyelashes.
Man, this girl has ruined her face.

Submitted by azgirl on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 1:36pm.

How exhausting to be her. Never leaving the house without 5 layers of makeup, fake lashes, fake hair. It must take her and her staff hours to get her ready everyday. Ugh.

Submitted by Infamous on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 1:33pm.

Scott is the biological father?! That baby looks nothing like him

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 1:22pm.

stake_spike I was just saying that earlier, I found out what they are last year but now I've forgotten, pretty pricy tho, I do remember that

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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 1:18pm.

I like Kourtney's boots. Anyone know what they are? Although this is Kourtney and her debt ridden ass so I'm guessing Hermes.

Submitted by vidz on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 12:47pm.

@A.cotw. Khensu

I just got started on the Stephanie Plum series, you know the franchise that Heigl is producing/starring in? It's OK. Even the sookie stackhouse series started out really wobbly. But I just finished reading The Idea of Justice and The Rational Optimist(both great reads btw, esp the latter), so I need to give my brain a break. My two remaining brain cells are overworked as it is. I going to put in a bid on a set of hand bag holders on ebay and go to bed. But, I'm really late to the party having just discovered eBay. It's like a whole new world opened up for me. Now let me just bid on that magic carpet....
Yes, I went there.

Oh god, I really need to sleep. Sexy dreams/ JO sessions to all dlisted hos! Off to see some sessy Keanu pics to cleanse my mind of Kim's 457th face.

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