Hot Slut Of The Day!
Thousands of cocktail hostesses, Waffle House waitresses, pussy peddlers and porn stars have seen this a dozen times before: Tiger Woods' white load flying directly towards your face. But a Daily Mail photographer also got this view at the Ryder Cup Challenge on Saturday morning. But screw Tiger, screw his ball and screw every other ho in this picture. The true star in this picture is the awesome turban cigar dude on the right who is having a chill party for one!
That might be Mario in disguise hiding from King Koopa. Hold your breath and let's go in for a closer look:
Even the dude's triple layer moustache is at another level. It's shitting all over Tom Selleck's flaccid stache. Wait, or maybe (Not Safe for Morning Eyes) Vadge's vintage sascrotch finally found a new and better home?
And of course, Reddit had to go and do this:
YES! From now on, every face is this dude's face.
via Daily Mail (Thanks to all who sent this masterpiece in)
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Remember when Tiger was a super-lean, goodlooking kid?
Yeah, neither do I.
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Got to see Tiger play at the Masters at Pebble Beach this summer...I was privileged to be invited to a private home on the 14th hole and by the time he came around he was miserable and we were drunk and.... well,... But this picture made me duck... seriously.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
So awesome!!!
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He is wonderful! That is the first thing I noticed too. Guy sure knows how to catch an eye!
Best laugh of the day. Turbans and cigars and moustachios make everything funnier than before.
LOVE. THIS!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs
coffee and shrooms photos
Tiger Woods at the Ride-her Cup!
I thought of that myself!
I love turban guy. His expression is priceless.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
LOL I agree MK, He is the true star of this crazy ass pciture but that's not a turban. That's a wig snatched from Rihanna's trunk of theatrical wigs. Take a closer look.
This could be the best photoshopped picture in history! Priceless.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Mon, 10/04/2010 - 9:28am.
I don't think it's a turban, I think it's a plastic wig. There was the weirdest Bangladeshi guy with a blondish plastic wig like that one on his head trying to sell bus tours of Rome. I would have bought one if he had a fake mustache & cigar!
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I THOUGHT that was a reddish wig that guy was wearing!! So weird...
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
"Tiger Woods' white load flying directly towards your face."
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…I DIED.
"Thousands of cocktail hostesses, Waffle House waitresses, pussy peddlers and porn stars have seen this a dozen times before: Tiger Woods' white load flying directly towards your face."
That made my week - and it's only Monday.
There is a guy in an afro wig to the left of the shot, too. http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Tiger-Woods-gives... (see the last pic down)
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
lofl! spectacular.
@ISMU - waiting with bated breath myself for that Sucky pic-mix.
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Ahahaha!! Holy feckin awesome. He looks like Cheech with a fat spliff! *swoon*
Can't wait to see Sucky's avie mashed up with this dude.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Hilarious.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
That Reddit pic is fkng hilarious! Made my morning.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
I don't think it's a turban, I think it's a plastic wig. There was the weirdest Bangladeshi guy with a blondish plastic wig like that one on his head trying to sell bus tours of Rome. I would have bought one if he had a fake mustache & cigar!
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If you want to pop your pussy on the train tracks, more power to you. But don't try to pass it off as something more than popping your pussy on the train tracks. -MK
dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
This is so beautiful it hurts.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Harold & Kumar go to the Ryder's Cup.
the guy surrendering is Norm, I think.
*chanting as always*
Joaquin Phoenix working on "I'm Still Here - Pt. 2, On Prozac"
Vintage Sasquatch Crotch FTW! Who knew Madonna was so fg hairy. -> vomit
LOL. Just saw that last pic. Chill party of two hundred. LMAO!
Dude is totally in disguise and I love him LOL!!
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And is that Levi Johnston behind him??
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sandler really must bring murray into the fold, just to secure the standing ovations his movies could do with.
Even the original looks like he was photoshopped in, who is this magical Aladdin?
oh oh, and norms evil plan can be thwarted by some pga boss played by bill murray
ha ha awesome!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
i do hope that if rob schnider stars, more screentime will be given to his evil counterpart, a homeland security investigator played by norm.
Dear God that photo is effing hysterical!!
WallyRaffle -- I'm Game:
Happy Gilmore 2: Wrath of the Sultan
Zoltan 2 -- Crouching Tiger Hidden Mustache
Ahmed Gilmore -- The Legacy Continues
--Note Ahmed Gilmore played by Rob Schneider
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
I got both Borat and Bill Murray in Caddyshack vibes from this HS. Also some Groucho Marx.
That last picture is quite freaky.
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"We come from de sun to live in de col'
I miss my rum I want my coconut tree,
Don't scratch my soca"
Disgusting pig, making everyone smell that putrid garbage. Even outdoors, that odor is nauseating. Meanwhile, how does the Daily Mail get into a PGA event? Aren't they among the worst of the tabloids?
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You have done me wro-ung! As yo waf!
Vote for Pedro Cigar Dude!
Cigar dude is a TRUE hot slut of the day! fucking hilarious!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
hg 2: sultan swing?
Shout out to my ents at Reddit!!!!!!!!!
ahahaha, MK! Love it!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
I love it! Hot slut indeed.
BTW, did anyone else catch a former hot slut who now has his own commercial? Maru (the Japanese cat) is now on the Fresh Step commercial. They used video of him jumping in a box.
this is so happy gilmore. if sandler didnt hire this guy i do hope he is in negotiations. or at least has happy gilmore 2: your turban in pre-production.
yeah my title sucks, suggestions?
hahahahaha hilarious!!!
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
omg, that's so fucking funny, it's like Borat in real life.
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You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
LMAO, I love this place. A danish newspaper claimed there's going to be a Tiger sex tape (too bad it ain't cigar dude, lol, what he could do with that stache). Anyone else hear about that?