Sunday, October 3rd 2010
I Hope Those Wash Off
Did Poochie give Brit Brit a few neck hickeys when they got a little too hot and heavy the other night? Did her Cheetolings attack her with Lisa Frank stamps when she was passed out from a Fritos nachos coma on a fold-up lawn chaise on the driveway? Did she recently spend time in a prison for fairies where they marked her with DIY tattoos made with scented Crayons, a bee's ass and Disney Princess stencils?
Or maybe this is Brit Brit's way of distracting all of us from the fact that she's wearing a BRA in broad daylight! There's no shame for Brit Brit's nips (they taste like processed cheese too) like getting covered up in public. Don't worry, Brit Brit's nips, her belly button is poking out since you can't!
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Woo haaa fat fuckin hillbilly. Go waste away another worthless useless day pointlessly spending money.
Noyynch!!
http://gossipkillerss.blogspot.com/
oh britney i love ya, but when will you start taking better care of your apperance???
This girl has no taste... the jewelry is cheap, hair color=cheap, sunglasses- look cheap! The world is her oyster, and this is what she comes up with for a lifestyle? No yachts, trips to the Amalfi coast, nothing! What a yawn!
BritBrit missed her calling: She should be popping oxycontin in a single wide trailer in Mississippi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Speaking of Lindsay *looks around*
* 7 am wake up call
* 7:30 am breakfast (this consists of an omelet cooked to her liking or her choice of cereal, pancakes, fresh fruit)
* 8 am meditation followed by chores (chores are assigned during the first four days depending on Lindsay’s attitude)
* 9 am group therapy
* 11 am individual therapy
* 12 pm lunch
* 1 pm grief group
* 3 pm exercise (Lindsay can only work out in the gym or do water aerobics)
* 4 pm meeting
* 6 pm dinner
* 10 pm lights out
The source tells Radar that Lindsay’s family will not be allowed to visit until her third week, phones are permitted only on Sundays and there is no television. Lindsay will reportedly spend 28 days in the program then move to aftercare, a group residence off hospital grounds.
Note: what's with the chores depending on attitude???
This actually sounds more exciting than a day with Shitters!
So boring now...long gone are the days when she was always one gas station restroom drug stop away from this:
http://bentcorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/britney-spears-umbrella...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 10:06pm.
*sigh* One of my guy friends has been complaining about his gf for weeks. (She's apparently a snoop and a stage five clinger.) Is it wrong that I want him to dump her so I can hit it?
*slaps self on wrist* Naughty girl!
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homewrecker!... tramp!... jumper of opportunity!... dlisted gold card holder!!
where was i going with this?
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LOL! I'm a cardholder!!!!!! We've done it before, and I'm hurting for more sexay times. And yes, I'm opportunisitic when it comes to dick. They had a brief breakup a few months ago, and guess who was like, "I'll make that pain go away."? Yes. This girl. *hangs head*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 10:06pm.
*sigh* One of my guy friends has been complaining about his gf for weeks. (She's apparently a snoop and a stage five clinger.) Is it wrong that I want him to dump her so I can hit it?
*slaps self on wrist* Naughty girl!
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homewrecker!... tramp!... jumper of opportunity!... dlisted gold card holder!!
where was i going with this?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
*sigh* One of my guy friends has been complaining about his gf for weeks. (She's apparently a snoop and a stage five clinger.) Is it wrong that I want him to dump her so I can hit it?
*slaps self on wrist* Naughty girl!
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 9:49pm.
I'm so going to the interview tomorrow and when asked what I know about 'ED' students I'll just say "it's the erectile dysfunctionals riiiight" ? (in best valley girl voice)...
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you do the valley girl voice, push out your chest, and proudly state that you can cure "E.D."... BAM!! you get the job... hell, they won't even check your resume!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm so going to the interview tomorrow and when asked what I know about 'ED' students I'll just say "it's the erectile dysfunctionals riiiight" ? (in best valley girl voice)...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I m out. Trying to breathe some life into the better half`s flaccid penis... J K ..lol
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
BUNCH OF FREAKING PERVERTS!!!!!!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
so... "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" is on t.v. right now.
it ain't "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly", i'll tell ya that much!
and what's with the overly long title?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Ugh, think everyone went off to bed. Have a good week everyone! 'Nites =P
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
~ E S E I N S P A C E E E E E E e e e ! ~
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 9:32pm.
cappy!!
go speed cappy
go speed cappy
go speed cappy, go!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
{{{hugs to ESE's flaccid peen and his newly-bought JD}}}
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Koko,
Good luck w/ the job interview! Cheers!
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 9:19pm.
Good luck, Koko, although i have no idea what ED could stand for besides erectile dysfunction....
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Thanks everyone...and ED is emotionally disturbed. Could be an interesting time...
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Nothing is more emotionally disturbing than erectile dysfunction. Ummmm, from what I've heard.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i leave for just a little while and already the topic changes to dick... yep, i should've known it would happen with this crowd!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
* sprays chardonnay all over thread and THANKS GOD the interview is at 2:45 PM*
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Team Flaccid Penis!!
No, lol.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 9:19pm.
Good luck, Koko, although i have no idea what ED could stand for besides erectile dysfunction....
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Thanks everyone...and ED is emotionally disturbed. Could be an interesting time...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
*CareBear stares at UBF's flaccid penis*
ahahahhaa, I know UBF is a chick, you twats!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Good luck, Koko, although i have no idea what ED could stand for besides erectile dysfunction....
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Yay, Koko!!!! Good luck!!!
*sits on Cappy's lap^
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
ONT, for real, what the hell is that shit on Brit's neck?? ugh.
At least her rabid weave isn't hissing at us. Grateful for that shit.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
good luck, koko
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
*drags out lawn chair and box wine*
Dude and dudettes, 24 hours straight w/ the studies.
*bawls nonstop; extra depressed cause tomorrow's Monday and crap* *shares wine with everyone*
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Sooooo...even though I technically have a job (Substitute Teacher and I never answer the phone), I have a job interview tomorrow that sounds kinda promising...teaching ED kids. Wish me ok !
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Sorry double comment
They both look like they need to shower BUT at least she is wearing a bra.
Imma download it, HM.
*smacks TV's arse*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 8:54pm.
Every time i see Hotmami`s signature, i read anus instead of an us.. Thats what the D did to me..
*wipes tear* I'm touched. Truly.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Since were Open Posting (ish)...I LOVE that the Logo channel is starting to play Nip/Tuck repeats. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that show !!!
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Every time i see Hotmami`s signature, i read anus instead of an us.. Thats what the D did to me..
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 8:49pm.
I need some double A's for my B.O.B. I'll blow you first.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Good to see that Brit's favorite source for fashion tips is still peopleofwalmart.com.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 8:44pm.
HM, Me loves your siggie. Have never heard the song, but dats bootiful
Thanks....it really is a gorgeous song. Especially when she sings it live. Chills.
HUNGRY!!!
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
*deep breath*... *prepares self*... *builds anticipation*.... BEER RUN!!!
anybody need anything?... twizzlers?.. popcorn?... batteries?... pick up your prescription?... i'll say hi for you all to the checkout lady that side eyes me whenever i show up.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
HM, Me loves your siggie. Have never heard the song, but dats bootiful
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
HM, Me loves your siggie. Have never heard the song, but dats bootiful
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
UBF!!!!!!!!!! Imma stalk you now!!!
HM, how YOU doing!
TV, YOU ARE A SLUT!
ESE, Me love you long time, Joe!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Mmmmm...fried food.
*clutches chest, passes out*
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 8:35pm.
I'm TOTALLY having Popeye's for lunch. I feel like a fat kid today.
My body is going to hate me in 4 years.
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don't feel bad. i'm debating using the grease drained off of the ground beef i cooked this afternoon for frying chicken leg quarters... i think i just had a heart attack thinking about it, but... i bet it would taste gggooooooodddd!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Even if they do wash off, she doesn't look as if she'll ever find out.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm TOTALLY having Popeye's for lunch. I feel like a fat kid today.
My body is going to hate me in 4 years.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 8:31pm.
ESE!!! You know I LOVES me some you! How are you??
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fine and dandy like sour candy! gotta do a beer run, but... yeah, i think everything else is in place... *checks crotch area*... yup, everything seems to be accounted for! how you doin', sweets?!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 8:24pm.
*bows to Hotmammi*
:)
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"