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Cathy Andrews Hillman - After 35 years and millions of ACK!s, Cathy the comic strip is hanging up its heart shirt and ending an era today.
Whether you loved her ass or hated her, Cathy has been a part of most (I think) of our lives. Don't act like your co-worker/teacher/mother/probation officer didn't have a Cathy mug, desk calendar or vibrator cozy. Cathy is everywhere! I never really spent time with Cathy, but I always felt for her. It must suck not having nostrils. That explains why she's always crossed in the eye sand AACK!ing through the mouth. Bitch can't breathe!
Anyways, below is the final Cathy strip which ran this morning. And of course, it ends with Cathy announcing that she's SPAWNING! A whole new generation of AACK!s is coming at us. Hide your newspapers! Not since Rosemary's Baby.....
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Sad day in history, Cathy was hilarious. Loved her!!
God, I have hated "Cathy" for decades. Why does a whiny boring victim get a comic strip that runs for decades recycling the same one-note "jokes"?
"Cheesecake! "Ack!"
When was this ever funny?
Cathy SUCKED. Cathy Guisewhite must have been screwing Carson and Charles Schulz. They were always giving her props. All she ever did on Carson was make "jokes" that sounded like her crappy comic strip. Her "boyfriend" Irving was not fooling anyone either. Mutts BTW, rules.
I more of a Gary Larson "Far Side" fan. Cathy is a whiny, needy bitch.
Submitted by OVO-606 on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 1:48pm.
LMAO!!
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Ditto. "The Johnny Carson"
better than my neighbor's "Walmarks"
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 12:37pm.
I left Cathy for Maxine years ago.
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OMG. Another one. I get so annoyed when I get Maxine forwards.
Submitted by surely on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 10:52am.
I remember reading the funnies as a child and always finding this chick pathetic. I knew I definitely did not want to be like her when I grew up.
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Ditto.
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 10:24am.
It should have ended with Cathy admitting her lesbianism and adopting a herd of feral cats with her fat butch lover from the Renaissance fair.
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LMAO. Where'd that come from? I haven't seen a Cathy cartoon in a hundred years. lol.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 8:44pm.
FINALLY!
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Ditto.
You know Jennifer Aniston is Cathy's biggest fan.
If this bitch cartoonist comes at us with Cathy's devil babies imma gonna blown somethin' up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
FINALLY!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Never liked this cartoon.
I hate people like her -- whiners who never do anything to turn their lives around. Fucking losers.
ACK! :::sweat drops:::
kokoskitten:
If they really wanted Cathy to go out with a bang, they would have killed her off in the early 1980s...while freebasing with Richard Pryor in a basement.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 7:24pm.
Who the fuck is Cathy and why should I care about this trick?
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Cathy was like the world's first public binge eater, hoarder, cat collecting, sad, pathetic, Lifetime movie watching, eating the whole tub of ice cream, single, bitter stereotypical lady for a mass market.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Who the fuck is Cathy and why should I care about this trick?
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Cathy sucked ass. However, nothing, but nothing, sucked worse than Funky motherfuckin' Winkerbean. Umm, aren't cartoon supposed to be funny??
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Pearls Before Swine made fun of Cathy's obnoxious ways in one comic strip and it was funny as hell.
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Cathy should have quit while she was ahead in 1983.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 11:50am.
Sounds like she had a good run. Calvin & Hobbes is the best cartoon of all time, imo
Calvin & Hobbes was the best!!!
The only ones I bother reading anymore are
9 Chickweed Lane, Rhymes With Orange, and Zits. Foxtrot was good, then it went to Sunday only. Everything else sucks major ass.
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Mary Worth is the true hot slut. Cathy was so fucking whiney.
Cathy sucked ass, she was either trying on a swimsuit or eating.
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"My gynecologist committed suicide." ~ Liz Lemmon on her summer break.
Can you imagine the utter monotony of writing this comic for THIRTY-FIVE YEARS? Then again, I don't have someone dangling money in front of my face every time I scribble on a piece of paper.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 1:48pm.
ITA
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And at my house Johnny Carson was just Johnny as in Cathy Guisewite was on Johnny last night. Sally Forth is the only woman comic strip that is worse.
Don't any cartoonists try to be funny anymore? I haven't seen anything fresh in the comics page in ages.
(Confession: I have a tiny soft spot for Mutts because the drawings are so lovely, but the story lines are just as dated as everything else in the paper.)
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 1:48pm.
LMAO!!
I never paid much attention to this comic since it was such crap, but I do recall seeing Cathy Guisewhite on the Johnny Carson (that's what it was called in my house--"the Johnny Carson") when I was a kid, and she was a whiny, bitter, unappreciative cunt who couldn't bring herself to be happy about the billions of dollars she was raking in from her "drawings". She and Berke Breathed should get married to each other and spend the rest of their lives not smiling and not being grateful and not saying anything that isn't sarcastic, self-pitying or arrogant, and seeing who can't stand who more. At the precise moment this is determined, they should both drop dead and be sent to Eternal Garfield. If Eternal Garfield is full, then Eternal Crankshaft should have a few openings.
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 10:24am.
It should have ended with Cathy admitting her lesbianism and adopting a herd of feral cats with her fat butch lover from the Renaissance fair.
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OMG, I went to a completely boring ren fair this weekend. It's not my thing, but I did it for my girlfriend. Luckily we had a threesome on Friday night so I got to have fun this weekend too.
LMAO!!!
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"They rapin errbody ou' here!"- mah boy Antoine D
She had her moments, but all in all I was never very into Cathy. Anyway, goodbye, old girl.
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"All the girls in the club wanna know
Where did all their pretty boys go?"
She's as played out as Garfield. No one ever liked this shit except single women in the 80s. Of course, ever since The Far Side stopped, all comics are just stupid recycled pap over and over. What junk.
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"They rapin errbody ou' here!"- mah boy Antoine D
Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 11:56am.
oh...i thought cathy ended decades ago...i always thought cathy a kinda depressing...well now she'll probably be "acking" all during her pregnancy as she continues to gain weight...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
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My paper doesn't even carry this anymore. I actually found it funny, because when I was a kid, even more depressing "comics" like Brenda Starr and Dondi were out there.
I left Cathy for Maxine years ago.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
That's gross she had the nerve to bring up the women's movement when this comic strip paved the way for the neurotic, pathetic Ally McBeal stereotype you still see in countless stupid Hollywood rom-coms.
But I agree the real Cathy Guisewite can be applauded for having a long, profitable career.
oh...i thought cathy ended decades ago...i always thought cathy a kinda depressing...well now she'll probably be "acking" all during her pregnancy as she continues to gain weight...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 11:28am.
Yes! I forgot about that gem!
and the calendar that has a sunset and an ispirational message for every month. who says crime doesn't pay?
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Sounds like she had a good run. Calvin & Hobbes is the best cartoon of all time, imo
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 11:25am.
eh, I hate that cartoon, but now I wanna see who's on my P.O.'s coffee mug. probably ziggy or something even worse.
You know he/she will have that poster of the kitten hanging from the tree limb - "Hang in There!"
eh, I hate that cartoon, but now I wanna see who's on my P.O.'s coffee mug. probably ziggy or something even worse.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
There are a couple of websites out there devoted to ways that Cathy should end and everyone is hilarious saying things like she should be killed by her massive hoarding pile...everyone wants her to go out in an evil (yet funny) way.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Was this strip ever funny?
But is Cathy, "Over the Moon"?!?!?!
All I can think about is Andy Samberg on SNL yelling "I'm Caaaaaathy"!
Ahhaha mike,
Way better.
I remember reading the funnies as a child and always finding this chick pathetic. I knew I definitely did not want to be like her when I grew up.
I don't know anyone who read this! I wonder who did?
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Nothing says "real love" like matching mug shots. -Michael Kay
"And of course, it ends with Cathy announcing that she's SPAWNING!"
As all happy lives always end, according to my neighbor whose 15 year-old just totaled dad's F-150.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 10/03/2010 - 10:35am.
I've always thought this comic was as unreadable as The Family Circus.
"Dysfunctional Family Circus"
http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/category/dysfunctional-family-circus/
The Mad Catter,
It should have ended with the police coming to get her because of all the dead bodies they finally found stored in her basement. Something interesting like that.