Friday, October 1st 2010

Frankie Muniz Is The Bane Of Shia LaBeouf's Existence

Shia LaBeouf has this recurring nightmare where Frankie Muniz is the one who kisses Megan Fox in Transformers, and Frankie Muniz is the one who gets to ride bareback on Harrison Ford's bike in Indiana Jones, and Frankie Muniz is the one who HAS HIS LIFE! Then Shia shoots up in bed with sweat beads filling his ass crack and quickly looks over at the Daytime Emmy Award on his night stand to make sure it reads "Outstanding Performer in a Children's Series - Shia LaBeouf for Even Stevens." And it does so he lays back down and goes to spoon his girlfriend, but as she turns he around he sees FRANKIE MUNIZ'S FACE over hers. Frankie Muniz, DAMN YOU!

But seriously, did you know that Shia and Frankie Fucking Muniz are in a major feud? Like Shia hates Frankie so much that he punches himself in the ears every time he hears the words Frankie, Malcolm, Cody or Banks. It's serious. Popeater says it started back in 2003 when Frankie bought the last pack of He-Man Underoos right from under Shia at KMart. No, apparently it started because Shia says that Frankie has always looked down at him. Back in 2003, Shia told Entertainment Weekly, "I used to see him at premieres and stuff and it would always be like he was looking down on me, and then it turned into we're equal, and then it turned into 'Oh Frankie, I know that guy."

Well, LaDouche kept the bitch fight going yesterday during a radio interview with The Bert Show. The host stroked Shia's tampon a bit by saying that he's been in six #1 movies in a row. Shia kicked Frankie Muniz in the ass bone with his response, "While that's flattering as hell, you could have put Frankie Muniz into any of the movies I've been in and it would've still been No.1."

Burn? Burn. Burn? Who knows, but Frankie felt it and hit back at Shia on Twitter:

Dear Shia Labeouf. It's getting creepy the fact that you can't stop talking about me. It's been 12 years now. I don't know you. Thanks.
11:55 AM Sep 30th via web

This is some "fighting over the top bunk" shit that really should be resolved with a game of Double Dare (hosted by Marc Summers, of course).

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Dgrin's picture

Shia looks like he's tasting cum for the first time in that picture all gaggy and stuff,mmm...

nono's picture

While that was a douche-y thing to say, Muniz has a way of inspiring an irrational hate towards him as I have seen it with several otherwise normal guys I know. They just hate him.

So I will blame Muniz for all of this.

Shia is cool in my book. Frankie has always been a douche. I loved it when his inner-douche came out on "Punk'd." http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2imkq_frankie-muniz-in-punkd_fun

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i was about to like labeouf.. but now i know why i didn't like him in the first place. such a pity that he really is a good actor. but hey, at least he's flushing his talent down the toilet with the transformers crap (and bitchfights).
next? (hopefully there will be a next - good actors, and especially descent people, are hard to find).

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Shia thought Muniz was looking down on HIM? Seriously? Muniz is a joke and about 4 feet tall. I think he may have been cloned from the alien being stored at area 51.

Shia...dude...your a good actor. Stop giving a crap what others think of you. It's a waste of time and energy.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 10/02/2010 - 8:31am.

Why was what Shia said about Frankie bad? I don't get it. I think what Shia is saying is that he himself is just as good as Frankie. Am I reading this wrong??

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It depends on how you take it. I can see it both ways. On the one hand, Shia was trying to be humble & say, "Look, the success of these movies has nothing to do with me. People go to see 'Transformers' because of the robots & the action. People went to 'Indiana Jones' because it's 'Indiana Jones.' People went to see 'Wall Street 2' because it's 'Wall Street' with Michael Douglas. Put anyone in my role (like Frankie Muniz), and the movies would have still been #1."

BUT, I can also see how it could be taken like, "Even someone as lame as Frankie Muniz, who doesn't even have a career, could have been in my role, and the films would have still been successful."

Meh. The comment didn't really need a response, so I think Frankie ends up looking like a douche for tweeting about it. Lighten up, bud.

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I don't really care for Shia, but Frankie Muniz seems like a true douche. Why does he even have a Twitter? Like he has a career anymore... He should be thanking Shia for making people remember him every now & then. "Oh, yeah... That kid from 'Malcolm in the Middle'... Whatever happened to him? Huh. But anyway, as I was saying..."

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Mmm, Shia LaDouche. I'd fuck that boy so hard.

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LOL @ MK. That shit is funny.

I totally forgot about Even Stevens! Me and my bro used to watch that shit and make fun of it. Shia was a little chub back then and I was surprised when the Even Stevens kid made it so big. Anyway, I don't care particularly for either, though I think Shia actually has some talent, but Frankie Muniz is downright murder-able. He was always an offensively ugly kid, but seeing the pic of him as an adult really drives it home.

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time's up for shia. new york mag reports he's got no charisma and they can't understand why he's in all these big movies. this fight with frankie proves he's low on pizzazz and high on duh.

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 7:14pm.
I actually totally agree with Shia's comment, but I don't see it as a slap to Frankie, it's just true. People went to see Indiana Jones b/c it's Indiana Jones. They went to go see Transformers for giant robots, childhood nostalgia or Megan Fox. No matter who the main kid was, those movies were going to make a crapload of money.

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Probably depends on how you take it.

On one hand, it sounds like you're saying "look, it's not me, it's the movies themselves...anyone could play my part and it would still be #1." That sounds humble.

Or if you have a history of talking shit about an actor it could come off as

"Even an actor that sucks ass like Frankie Muniz, who is now in the 'Where are they now' files would have had six #1 movies in a row if..."

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That kid was so ugly. Even as a child he looked like an 80 year old man. I never understood how people could watch that show

LisaRose's picture

Why was what Shia said about Frankie bad? I don't get it. I think what Shia is saying is that he himself is just as good as Frankie. Am I reading this wrong??

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Shia was OWNED! Frankie's response made me LOL and I'm in school right now waiting for class to begin so the people around me probably think I'm nuts.
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I like Shia and his statement was actually true.
But what happened to Frankie hair??
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This is mildly conflicting.

I still love Even Stevens AND Malcolm in the Middle.

That was when Shia Labeouf used to have a sense of humor. Does anyone remember those days?!

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Point goes to Frankie.

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I just realized that this looks like Shia now and his mugshot in 10 years.

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I think it'd be hilarious if Britney Spears told Christina Haguilera the same thing Frankie Muniz told Shia LaBeouf. That's what this feud's reminding me of!

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What the heck happend to that kid's hair? Christ almighty! He is not even 30 and he looks like a 55 year old man!

Khensu Hetep's picture

Frankie Muniz was actually pretty good on Criminal Minds. I think he should be a lot more relevant, because former child actors who can actually act are far and few.

Shia LaBeouf is a decent actor, but he's already fading. I'd get my head out of my ass if I were him.

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Dewey needs to step up to the plate and settle this.

This fighting between Malcolm and Reece just HAS to stop.

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LoL!

I kinda like Shia and Malcolm in the Middle (did Frankie do anything past that?) and this is still pretty hilarious.

Although, I'd say Frankie is in the right here. Shia should let go already. Damn, he holds a grudge like a deeply hurt queen and that's over what? His run-ins with Malcolm in red carpets 100years ago?

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Child actors seem to become screwed adults, more often than not, and show it off in public for the attention. Sucks.

I think the difference for me is, I have found Muniz to be entertaining from time to time.......Shia LeDouche looks just like fucking Curious George.

Hekki's picture

Frankie and LiLo resemble each other. Can't explain how, but they do.

BabyJane's picture

I know exactly how you feel Shia! Ages ago my then boss told me daily, it was a waste of time and money for someone like ME to go to school. After I got my degree and license, I applied for and became her boss. She quit shortly afterwards. The look on her face when introduced to the new supervisor, to this day remains in my memory. SUCCESS IS THE BEST REVENGE! Let it go now.

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I bet Frankie hit on Shia's "hot" Mom, and that sort of thing, you just can't let go. Shia will take that shit to the end of time.

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Frankie looks like he went from age 12 to age 40 overnight.

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Poor Frankie! Is he even 30 yet? And already a has-been : (

Isn't Shia just insulting himself?

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stake_spike's picture

Lame

I kinda loved Frankie on the episode of Criminal Minds that he did. One of my all time favorite episodes.

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Ha! great response from Frankie. I don't like people who can't let go of things. Shia has his own fame, people know who he is now, so why bother bringing Frankie into the conversation??. Get used to it and move on, asshole!.

P.S. It's sad "Malcolm, in the middle" was axed from TV because I just like it a lot.

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just looked up muniz.. yeah, i'm that bored. he basically left acting in 07', 2 years after he started his race car career

I think it would be a little weird for some guy you don't know to talk about you in interviews, because you were in the same field years ago

Now I like Shia.

Hot damn, this might seem a bit slow but I never knew Frankie was Latino. :/

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*raises hand, stands up* I saw "Transformers" because of Josh Duhamel...just putting that out there.

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I actually totally agree with Shia's comment, but I don't see it as a slap to Frankie, it's just true. People went to see Indiana Jones b/c it's Indiana Jones. They went to go see Transformers for giant robots, childhood nostalgia or Megan Fox. No matter who the main kid was, those movies were going to make a crapload of money.

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Frankie who? He's one ugly motherfucker.

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These two sound like all the self absorbed catty bitches in my office.

That said, we never forget those little childhood slights, huh Shia? Yeah, most of those who were golden in childhood aren't so golden in adulthood. Better to shine as an adult. I mean, who gives a shit who was homecoming queen past 18??

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At least Shia has hair on his head, wtf with Frankie's sprigs.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 6:51pm.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 6:44pm.

That Muniz dude pretty much disappeared like eons ago. He's still too young to be fucking balding, now isn't he??

Guys from a family in my hometown started balding in high school. By graduation time, they already had hairlines a la Señor Muniz.
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Good grief, Frankie looks just like Charlie Brown!

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Lurker on Fri, 10/01/2010 - 6:43pm.

lol, it's true, in the celeb world arch-nemesis's sound so fun! You get to spew ridiculous/clever comments every week in an ever escalating battle!
But seriously, Frankie should be thanking Shia, I hadn't thought about him in years, and Shia is keeping him relevant.

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i see a slap fight a brewin'!!

meet at the monkeybars after class!!

these people are adults, right?

pfft!.. pansies!

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Wow Muniz can't be balding, he's only like 22 or something, no? I think Shia is dumb. Next!

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