JLo & Gaycrest Already Hate Each Other

The new American Idol judges have barely started filming and there's already the beginnings of a bitch fight brewing between JLo and tiny little Gaycrest. This isn't really much of a bitch fight since JLo's turds are bigger than Gaycrest. Gaycrest can easily disappear with just one quick suck from JLo's b-hole. Yup, where do you think most of the Fly Girls ended up? They effed with JLo.

A source tells InTouch Weekly that Gaycrest is actually the one who suggested JLo to the judges and he doesn't like how she's turning on the diva bitch switch around him. The source says that they are scrappin' over stupid crap like who should get top billing and who should get the better dressing room, etc... The source went on to say, “Ryan was the one who first suggested Jennifer, but now he’s starting to regret it, because she’s acting like she’s a much bigger star than he is. Ryan knows the diva behavior is likely to get worse before it gets better. Producers are trying to get them to make peace, but their egos are both pretty big.”

Both of these two cuntfarts need to get over themselves. JLo shouldn't even be allowed to host a dog howling contest let alone American Idol, so she should just collect her check with a smile and shut the hell up. And if it wasn't for American Idol, Gaycrest would never have enough cash to hire a full-time house boy whose one job is to get on all fours in the kitchen so that he can use his nekkid back to get to the cabinets.

And JLo should watch herself, because Joel McHale is not going to like this. He's supposed to be Gaycrest's arch rival and nobody else!

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Submitted by borg queen on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:05pm.

so she should just collect her check with a smile and shut the hell up.

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CO-SIGN. this is another example of that entitlement that these cele-bitches have. She should be thrilled someone is payin her that much. They would have done better by asking Paula to come back. At least she has a heart.

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Submitted by Just C on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:58pm.

So Gaycrest is mad at JLo for being a bitch? Isn't that like being mad at a fish for swimming or a bird for flying?

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:52pm.

Is that an Oompa Loompa that JLoAss is standing next to?
Damn, she looks like a giant compared to him.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:50pm.

So this is one big assed bitch whom he can't control and manipulate.

I kinda like that she's turning on his little ass. I can tolerate JLo much more than the scum-of-the-earth, do-nothing Kardashians, whom we have Gaycrest to thank. I'll never like him for that.

At least JLo's put out some crappy movies and crappy music.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:50pm.

Submitted by Anonymous Q: "At the risk of having shit thrown at me I've never seen anybody in Hollywood work harder than that dude. And he manages to not be an asshole. If this is true I'm team Gaycrest."

I'm already Team Gaycrest. He has quietly amassed lots of money and power. Yeah, yeah he's a big joke because he's a short little fairy. But JLo better check herself. ETA: He reminds me of Johnny Carson; this affable dude who's always jokey and smiley but a real bastard behind it all. I'd be really really nice to Gaycrest.

I'm just wondering why he wanted her as a judge. Didn't he know she was a huge cunt? He should have. Maybe he thought he could humble her or something.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:48pm.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:02pm.
that is the most ill-fitting and unflattering jumpsuit i have ever seen...in fact her camel toe has a camel toe too! Is like Russian nesting dolls.
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Submitted by Datura on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:46pm.

She looks like she's got a soiled diaper under that jumpsuit.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:43pm.

But really, does Gaycrest like ANYONE? He just doesn't seem like a friendly guy. Seems so fake to me.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:41pm.

they have one thing in common - they were both ugly fat girls in school.
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:41pm.

*pines for the day JLo hurls a stiletto at Gaycrest's head*

Submitted by scig on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:39pm.

Both these bitches need to STFU and sit the fuck down!!! It's only a second rate gong type show!!!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:38pm.

I betcha Gaycrest has waaaay more $ than Jlo

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:37pm.

Gaycrest - let's look on the bright side shall we... no more walking to your car, just hop up on Jlo's big ass and get a ride to the parking lot....

and why does she wear shit that accentuates that big nasty ass of hers?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

Submitted by Anonymous Q on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:37pm.

At the risk of having shit thrown at me I've never seen anybody in Hollywood work harder than that dude. And he manages to not be an asshole. If this is true I'm team Gaycrest.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:36pm.

Whoa, dude doesn't even need sunglasses with that brow ridge!

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Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:33pm.

didn't Jlo get the memo??? you are to wear flats at all times when appearing on TV with gaycrest....that's how the fight really started....

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