JLo & Gaycrest Already Hate Each Other
The new American Idol judges have barely started filming and there's already the beginnings of a bitch fight brewing between JLo and tiny little Gaycrest. This isn't really much of a bitch fight since JLo's turds are bigger than Gaycrest. Gaycrest can easily disappear with just one quick suck from JLo's b-hole. Yup, where do you think most of the Fly Girls ended up? They effed with JLo.
A source tells InTouch Weekly that Gaycrest is actually the one who suggested JLo to the judges and he doesn't like how she's turning on the diva bitch switch around him. The source says that they are scrappin' over stupid crap like who should get top billing and who should get the better dressing room, etc... The source went on to say, “Ryan was the one who first suggested Jennifer, but now he’s starting to regret it, because she’s acting like she’s a much bigger star than he is. Ryan knows the diva behavior is likely to get worse before it gets better. Producers are trying to get them to make peace, but their egos are both pretty big.”
Both of these two cuntfarts need to get over themselves. JLo shouldn't even be allowed to host a dog howling contest let alone American Idol, so she should just collect her check with a smile and shut the hell up. And if it wasn't for American Idol, Gaycrest would never have enough cash to hire a full-time house boy whose one job is to get on all fours in the kitchen so that he can use his nekkid back to get to the cabinets.
And JLo should watch herself, because Joel McHale is not going to like this. He's supposed to be Gaycrest's arch rival and nobody else!