JLo & Gaycrest Already Hate Each Other
The new American Idol judges have barely started filming and there's already the beginnings of a bitch fight brewing between JLo and tiny little Gaycrest. This isn't really much of a bitch fight since JLo's turds are bigger than Gaycrest. Gaycrest can easily disappear with just one quick suck from JLo's b-hole. Yup, where do you think most of the Fly Girls ended up? They effed with JLo.
A source tells InTouch Weekly that Gaycrest is actually the one who suggested JLo to the judges and he doesn't like how she's turning on the diva bitch switch around him. The source says that they are scrappin' over stupid crap like who should get top billing and who should get the better dressing room, etc... The source went on to say, “Ryan was the one who first suggested Jennifer, but now he’s starting to regret it, because she’s acting like she’s a much bigger star than he is. Ryan knows the diva behavior is likely to get worse before it gets better. Producers are trying to get them to make peace, but their egos are both pretty big.”
Both of these two cuntfarts need to get over themselves. JLo shouldn't even be allowed to host a dog howling contest let alone American Idol, so she should just collect her check with a smile and shut the hell up. And if it wasn't for American Idol, Gaycrest would never have enough cash to hire a full-time house boy whose one job is to get on all fours in the kitchen so that he can use his nekkid back to get to the cabinets.
And JLo should watch herself, because Joel McHale is not going to like this. He's supposed to be Gaycrest's arch rival and nobody else!
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He suggested the "no talent"? Didn't he see "Gigli"?
Whorebitches, please. Paula Abdul was cuter,a better choreographer,and by all evidence,a nicer person than "Hey,Ho!". (Loved it when Jamie Foxx called her that.) PA is a nice Jewish Valley Girl with a squeaky little voice,but her songs were better than J-Lo's,too. Her experience as a dancer is why she could chose and a deliver a song that made people dance. PA was even civil to Kathy Griffin after she made fun of her,if KG is telling the truth.
LOL,she hugged KG and told her she agreed with her remarks about Gaycrest.
J-Ho makes Paula Abdul sound like Streisand. Dumb cunt.
My problem is that I just fantasied about throwing up on both these douchebags. It just turns me on so much! SWOON!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
I'll never understand the appeal of Gaycrest. He's just a fucking DJ. How and why did this jackass get so big?
It's all about who Gaycrest knows and who he's been fuckin.
Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 9:12pm.
Her only claim to fame is the Selena movie. What else has she ever done?
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Diddy and Affleck...and obviously she didn't do either of them very well as they both dumped her fat ass.
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"Everytime I lower the bar of expectations, you limbo right under it".
Manufactured drama.
How the hell does she manage a camel toe in harem pants?
Gaycrest has no taste, he exec. produces that Whoretrashian clan, and I cannot believe he thought JLOWDOWNNOTALENTHO, would be a good judge...I don't think she is even good enuf for a dog howling, cat howling, pig screeching barnyard brawl...
Her working as a choreographer for In Living Color in the 90s is still prominent on her resume, so that gives you an idea how thick it is. Never saw the selena movie.
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Submitted by boston61 on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 9:12pm.
Her only claim to fame is the Selena movie. What else has she ever done?
Gotta be from salt lick montana not to know they picked has-been j-lo because she will be high maintenance and cause all sorts of drama for the tabloids.
Actually I think dear little Gaycrest is OK-he seems to have a dry humour that went well with Simon's....
JHO on the other hand-aside from being marginally talented to start with,bitch has an ego the size of a continent- I cannot imagine why she seems to think shes all that- but most important is that she has ZERO personality and sense of humour and yeah MK your so right-she shouldnt be judging even a dog howling contest.
PS WTF is going on with that weave of her?
I think shes going for the Barbarella look but looks more like a drag version of Animal and Ms Piggy.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Her only claim to fame is the Selena movie. What else has she ever done?
mmmm, Joel McHale....
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For your health.
The folks who work backstage, must be having a ball with her.
Just an ordinary girl who likes to cook and sew.
as much as I hate J.Lo, Seacrest IS responsible for giving the Kardashians their shows, so he sucks more.
He should be put in front of a firing squad for his actions.
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JLOW DOWN UNTALENTED LOW CLASS NOTHING will ruin AI mark my words...if she gave me advice with her autotune, photoshopped to hell and back ass, I would give her major side eye and say I could sell shit too if I was manufactured...bitch...she makes me cringe and puke...which is not a nice thing!
This is going to be the biggest shitfest ever!
Can't stand either of these assholes.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:52pm.
I thought we had Ray J to thank for introducing the world to the Kardassians?
We can thank Ray J for Kim, but Gaycrest made the whole family famous by creating Keeping Up With the Kardashians and is intent on shoving down this family down our throat.
I hope JLo asks Gaycrest to wipe her ass for her, that should take him a while.
Tell me she isn't actually wearing a jumpsuit.
And holy crap! WTF happened to Gaycrest???? He looks like he's 250 years old!
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Did she have something done to her face?
And how short are you if JLOW is your height? Strange.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:00pm.
I can't believe I missed that post. So in order to work for JLo you have to be a fucking mind reader? And for only $55 grand a year? Fuck that! I want $80 grand, free benefits and a $10,000 bonus each year.
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Oh Tequila---having to mind-read this diva's thoughts, cook, clean, and butle for her and her brood would require much more than twice the salary and bonus indicated...even in this economy...
...seriously, I wonder if this position is now filled and if so how the poor creature who landed it is making out...
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Submitted by oceanlover998 on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 3:42pm.
hmmm...I wonder which lucky candidate landed the dream job of a lifetime:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/38496#comments
Anyone know?
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I can't believe I missed that post. So in order to work for JLo you have to be a fucking mind reader? And for only $55 grand a year? Fuck that! I want $80 grand, free benefits and a $10,000 bonus each year.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
This picture is hilarious...she looks hungry and he looks SCARED.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I honestly don't understand how she could possibly have an ego that huge. I mean, she's made a handful of records, and a handful of movies. Sure she's had success and made money, but there's no way in hell she TRULY BELIEVES she is some uber talented megastar sovereignty worthy of adoration and dutiful bowing and scraping. It boggles the mind.
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Nice Dress. Go die in it.
Seacrest just hates women, JLo is opinionated, wants her way, and doesn't take any shit, Tiny man just cant handle that. Asshole! As Im typing this he is probable somewhere making Giuliana Depandi cry because she cant have a baby again, this actually happened,on air on E!.
Both talentless pieces of shit that are LUCKY to be as rich and famous as they are, cause they don't deserve it!!
I thought Gaycrest's biggest enemy was Kathy Griffin??
Serves him right for suggesting this egomaniac to begin with. What do people expect when they hire raging cunt?
hmmm...I wonder which lucky candidate landed the dream job of a lifetime:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/38496#comments
Anyone know?
'...SPARKLE!!!!!...'
A dog howling contest! LMAO! Both of these idiots need to get over themselves already. They should thank their lucky stars that anyone would want to hire them to pick up dog shit.
Ha, Breakdown, I was just going to comment that it looks like they are wearing the saaaame shade of foundation! LOL!
She's a fat assed mom who can't sell a cd or a movie. Her career is over. People don't want to work with her because she's a has-been with a 'tude. What did Ryan expect? It doesn't matter cuz AI's going to end up on life support with the edition of Lopez and horse faced Tyler.
Seacrest is just mad because JLo is using his supply of MAC products!
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Mariah would have been sooo much better. Why'd they go with J Lo
Mariah would have been good for incoherent rambling. She also has actual talent unlike JLo, plus she's a magical unicorn.
I never understoon why they pay Gaycrest 15 mil a year. What the fuck does he do besides interview ordinary people who want to get on this show?
They really should have paid Paula what she was asking for. The show has gone down hill since she left.
(And this is coming from a person who hasn't see not ONE episode of AI so far. I'm simply going by the comments from others)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by JudyT on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:52pm.
Why is she even still around cause she certainly isn't relevant to anything in the 21st century.
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JLo wanted marriage and babies. While she went off to do that Beyonce pounced and has never let good of the "World's Biggest Female Singer" crown.
I'm not saying that having babies is bad for your career but I now understand why Beyounce isn't in a hurry to have any.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:02pm.
that is the most ill-fitting and unflattering jumpsuit i have ever seen...in fact her camel toe has a camel toe too! Is like Russian nesting dolls.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA!! That is hands down the bitchiest, funniest, cun*iest comment I've seen on dlisted in months - not counting MK's repeatedly brilliant bon mots of course - bravo SpiceDong!!!
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:20pm
I thought we had Ray J to thank for introducing the world to the Kardassians?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Why is she even still around cause she certainly isn't relevant to anything in the 21st century. My only dream is that her ginormous ass swallows the entire show and she then farts her way into outerspace. That would be one episode I would actually watch.
the Farrah Faucet look is a big fat FAIL for Jenny from the block! And the only block I can picture her coming from is the big block of chocolate she just got through grinding on in the green room...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
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He's attracted to big asses - first Keeping up with the Khardashians and now J-Lo.
Jumpsuit. No.
wait - why is Gaycrest afraid of this fat @$$ when he Chewbucka Kardassian in his corner??
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Queue old-timey cat fight.
I want a cat fight between these two, that would get me to watch that retarded show.
I'm in the gaycrest team, she does not know her fights and this is not one of hers , she already lost.
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