Thursday, September 30th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Laziest Kitten Ever
What's lazier than this kitten? NOTHING! This tiny pussy is so damn lazy that it's trying to turn a teacup into its own personal lounging pod. Hey, lazy puss, that's for drinking, not for sleeping!
But where there's a will to take a damn nap, there's a way....
I guess laziness always prevails (as is evident by this post my ass just wrote).
via Buzzfeed
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borgie: they already are, now they will be in worse trouble.
the kid posted on his FB "going to throw myself off the GW bridge" sad
they were interviewing a football dude on the news this morning who said he was his good friend, so they can't have allll been homophobic. I don't think gay sex is that big a deal with the kids today but I could be wrong....it's interesting that until he killed himself I had no idea it was ghey sex that they posted on the web, just sex.
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Submitted by ButtersBottomBitch on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:31pm.
Any advice on how to keep a stray cat off my car?
It's really effin up my paint job & I have to wash muddy paw prints off my clean car everyday.
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This is the stuff I ordered. The jury's still out.
http://www.amazon.com/Must-Garden-Repellent-Ready-Spray/dp/B000Y1RTIG/re...
Borg - I am team kitteh sleep in bed wiff me.
But, I'm kinda a "crazy cat lady" in the making.
When I was 14 I surrendered by bed to my mama cat who had her kittens ON my bed, for 4 weeks. Then I slept in bed with her and the 6 kittens gathered around my head.
Soon to be crazy cat lady *points to self*
@ ritzyroxie - Oh hell no. 4 this month? That freakin breaks my heart. Its hard when the old school establishment doesnt help them.
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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
AH FUCK! BOOYAH! I just found out I can pay my fines online! YES!
*chokes on werthers original*
*side eyes recessitation Snowy*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:20pm.
Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:18pm.
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Any advice on how to keep a stray cat off my car?
It's really effin up my paint job & I have to wash muddy paw prints off my clean car everyday.
@snowpiece - Yes thats it. Now theyre saying maybe he didnt kill himself b/c of the roommate spying since he was on a message not sounding so upset at the spying roommate. Imagine a dorm hall full of judgemental homophobes giving u the side eye all day. I say his roommate and girlfriend should get into trouble for what they did
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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
I really don't have a vote whether or not my kittehs can sleep with me.
Oragami style sleeping to accommodate them is pretty norm for me.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
oh shit! Project Runway is tonight too! My social schedule is full!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Sorry about the double post.
@Borg queen
There have been four suicides by gay teens in this month alone. And nobody is talking about it.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:20pm.
Ick once they start spraying you cant get rid of that smell! One keeps coming around spraying my porch
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It's not just spraying, it's dropping loads too. I ordered this spray stuff from Amazon that's supposed to deter cats from your yard, while being environmentally safe. Been using it for about a week, but I can't tell if it's working yet.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:20pm.
Ick once they start spraying you cant get rid of that smell! One keeps coming around spraying my porch
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It's not just spraying, it's dropping loads too. I ordered this spray stuff from Amazon that's supposed to deter cats from your yard, while being environmentally safe. Been using it for about a week, but I can't tell if it's working yet.
M.E., that bitch woman who hates Hotch FORCED HER TO LEAVE! She's going to the Pentagon I guess....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Question for cat owners: Do u let ur cat sleep in the bed with you? I used to have my cat sleep in my bed all time before I moved in with Borgking. He refuses to allow the cat sleep in our bed b/c he feels its unsanitary sits the cat shits/pisses in his box and walks in it and then drag said germs all around the house.
My doctor told him cats are pretty clean creatures but he still refuses. What are your thoughts?
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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
yes, borgie, the poor lil ginge, threw himself off the GW bridge, right?
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Probably going into the cup because the grated floor is hurting hits paws!
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"UPDATE! No-one gives a shit!"
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nothing on tonight but Real Housewives of DC, in MY tv Guide....
I can catch up with Hell's Kitchen when I get home, I am staying late for CPR training tonight, don't worry, I will save you alllll!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd there goes my orgasm for Criminal Minds tonight.
*sigh*
Now I remember what I was watching before we went to bed, Criminal Minds came on in the last 15 minutes and I made BH turn it off.
WHY WOULD JJ LEAVE?!!?
Aweeee! So cute
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
My bitch cat, he's always slept above my head, he's now decided he likes the foot of the bed and gets pised at me when I accidentally kick or push him with my feet in the middle of the night.
DUDE! THAT IS MY SPACE!
that kitteh looks a little downsy...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Oh and JJ IS GONE FROM CRIMINAL MINDS!
They did a montage and everything of her, I cried like a big TV watching fat ass.
Mark my words, they'll be killing off a main member by the end of the season....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Where else was the damn kitten going to sleep? The perforated rubber mat?
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OctoSana Gibson: "Her head was very conehead like and he helped with that."
Has anyone heard about the college student who killed himself b/c his roommate secretly videotaped him fooling around with another guy. So sad and mean
http://gawker.com/5651659/
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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
really M.E.? I thought Jimmy was annoying and I was tired of looking at his old man chest, GO MARTY!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
They didn't get the full casting together before they started shooting the new L&O, so it's hard to say when Terrence will turn up.
But tonight, BONES! FRINGE! CSI!!!!!!!
I DVR Big Bang Theory.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I watched the top chef dessert show
yummmmmmmm
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
WTF did I watch last night? Um, "Chase" - wasn't bad. Willing to give it a chance. "Survivor"- was devestated when the Voted J.J. off. Um....WTF did I watch after that? Can't remember, cuz I was talking to BH and we went to bed shortly there after.
Submitted by dcgirl on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:18pm.
Love kittens but I can't stand adult cats--especially since a stray turned my yard into its personal litter box.
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Ick once they start spraying you cant get rid of that smell! One keeps coming around spraying my porch
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
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awwww - that is too fucking cute! I'm glad kitteh finally got his whole body in there for the snooze!
Love kittens but I can't stand adult cats--especially since a stray turned my yard into its personal litter box.
Fell asleep just before the end of Law and Order LA. Wonder if LiLo and White Oprah are going to sue the producers for referencing their images?
Im not a fan of Mr Baby Wipes
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Yea, the new L&O LA has BIG shoes to fill.
But I am giving it a chance......
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Weeee where is everyone in open post at night now? I been on the last few days late and this joint is a ghost town
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Terrence was not on last nights episode, FYI.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
NO L&O LA SPOILERS!!!!!! I DVR'd it for tonight.
Bradiful, I just finished watching it on DVR last night. I'm giving it a chance. Didn't LOVE it, but it was okay. They should have made the Dina Lohan character more tacky and pushy. The Lindsay and Dina characters were so well-spoken and composed!
We'll see...
*skreeching*
AW WOOK AT DA WIDDLE KITTEH FWEND!! I WANT TO KISS HIM AND SMOOSH HIS FACE AGAINST MINE AND CUDDLE HIM!!
that poor widdle kitty just wanted to get off that uncomfy grate!
Brandi, I taped it, it has Terrence Howard and Skeetch and Alfred Molina, I have to give it a try!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
That thing is not sleeping, it's dying
Oops, sorry about the Law & Order reference....
Being a Law & Order Loonatard, I am a healthy skeptic about the new one.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:07pm.
Fristly, ohmahgah smoosh babeh kitteh fwend, now, did anyone watch the new law & Order???
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I was wondering when L&O was gonna pick that story up
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
It makes me want to curl up and take a deep sleep nap.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Cute! Blohan ick so tired of that strawberry snortcake!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Happy fursday!
That just does not look comfortable.
That's so INSANELY FUCKING CUTE. I can't even deal. I want a goddamn kitteh! but my lease doesn't allow pets :(
I have the new L&O yet to watch...don't give away the ending plz :)
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Fristly, ohmahgah smoosh babeh kitteh fwend, now, did anyone watch the new law & Order???
NO CHUNGCHUNG sound, the theme song is jacked up and please, a quasi Lohan story line????
Of course White Oprah being sent to the po-po for life is a nice sentiment.
And and and, I like Detroit 1-8-7.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Oh...how cute, sweet and adorable! We should see this instead of WO everytime a Blohan story is posted!
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"The show will be a mix of serious news stories and pop culture shit. It will also feature a daily cameo by a crazed and foaming at the mouth gay who will storm the set in a bridal tuxedo" MK