Thursday, September 30th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Laziest Kitten Ever
What's lazier than this kitten? NOTHING! This tiny pussy is so damn lazy that it's trying to turn a teacup into its own personal lounging pod. Hey, lazy puss, that's for drinking, not for sleeping!
But where there's a will to take a damn nap, there's a way....
I guess laziness always prevails (as is evident by this post my ass just wrote).
via Buzzfeed
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Pamela, how does the "Calm" help in weight loss?
I'm curious
I am having FB FF withdrawls!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:22pm
Rasberry flavor it is! *makes a mental note to stop by Vitamin Shoppe after work tomorrow*
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
@ TequilaTax I finally did because mine gyno said at my annual I hope you dont plan on having a baby right now cause your to fat. You weight more now then you did two years ago a month after you had your daughter.
I was like uhhh no I dont, but thanks for the info. But it was my wake up call. We were watching movies of the easter egg hunt on easter and I was a baby beluga!
edited no chocolate flavor :( just rasberry,lemon,and orange
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
TequilaTax:
Yes, he is hot. But he is my drummer!
No can dur'!
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Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 3:53pm
And for the record, I could stand to lose about that much. Lord knows my heart would be happier if I did.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
johnnysgirl - my mom still makes fun of me about it. She said she used to sit there in the waiting room with me drooling and jabbering about nothing while all the other mom's would stare... "he's on medication" hahahahahahahaa
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Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 3:53pm
I have a Vitamin Shoppe near my pt job. I'm going to have to try this "Calm" out. I'm going to assume it comes in chocolate flavor? :-)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
did anybody watch the new LA L&O ?
@Koko and Jack-in-the-hat:
I cannot recommend this more highly. Do a little research, make some calls and see what different places have to offer. Seriously, NO ONE is a bigger pussy than me when it comes to the dentist, so if I can do it, you can too.
The biggest shock to me was finding out how NOT fucked up my teeth are. I could hardly believe my eyes looking at those x-rays. If you had regular cleanings and flouride treatments when you were a child, chances are your teeth aren't as bad as you fear they are - that shit really makes a difference. (BTW if your parents provided that for you and they are still living you should call them today and thank them for it. Seriously).
I was technically awake for it all - they don't put you 100% under - but I didn't have a care in the world. It was awesome. And they were so patient and understanding - they didn't act like I was a big baby or like I was being a pain in the ass. They are providing a service specifically for people like us. Fuck, even the front desk lady who I made the appointment with was so soothing and caring when she spoke with me, and ended the phone call by saying "It's going to be okay."
This office offered a FREE consultation. So you can go down there and meet the guy and talk about your anxiety and what they can do to help you. And you can have this consultation in a private office if just sitting in the dental chair makes you uneasy.
Koko, you're in the Bay Area, right? It's Dr. Frank Grimaldi - his office is downtown, right near the Sutter/Stockton garage.
I'm sure you guys know what it does to your self-esteem to walk around feeling like your teeth are rotting out. I didn't want to smile, I even avoided kissing Johnny, how sad is that? And I'm sure you guys have the nightmares too - where your teeth break apart and/or fall out? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT.
And I know what it's like to feel sort of ashamed about the anxiety - especially when you hear your friends say shit like "I just got back from the dentist's! Man, I LOVE to get my teeth cleaned! Whoo-hoo" while for you, just the thought of it makes your stomach churn. But if you find a dentist like this who will understand your fear and take good care of you, you won't have to feel scared anymore.
Seriously, mere words cannot begin to describe how light and free I feel without that burden of fear. I feel like a new person. My wish for you guys is to have this feeling too :D
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
@M.E. yes thats exactly what it is!! It comes in different flavors, its in powder form. You mix it with water.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Pamela that Calm stuff, it's the magnesium substitute/stuff right?
Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 3:47pm.
Seriously! It was about 4 1/2 months I dont like sugar substitutes I did use them but not a heck of a whole lot.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
@Hekki I take this stuff called Calm I get from the Vitamin shoppe. Its an "antistress" drink but its really a cleanser and it makes it so much easier to get back off sugar when you fall off the wagon.
I just got back from vaca and gained back 4lbs then started my calm and already dumped off 7lbs and havent had any cravings in days! (started sunday)
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 3:46pm.
I have someone typing for me!
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Is he cute? More importantly, is he naked? ;-)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 3:36pm
Seriously? 60 lbs? How long did that take? Did you use sugar substitutes?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I have someone typing for me!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 3:26pm.
OMG, I am D R U N K!
You type very well for someone who is drunk.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
@Johnnysgirl awesome for you!!!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
I iz back
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:42pm.
I cannot even imagine cutting out sugar !!!! I respect the hell out of people who can do it but my horrible vegetarian diet is probably mostly processed foods and desserts. I would love to have a healthier diet but I'm a total sucker for crap foods.
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Hi koko!!! Its not that bad I thought that to! I needed to lose sooo much weight seriously sugar is the debil cause I cut it out in May by August I lost 60lbs doing nothing else! After the first 2 weeks its a breeze. Anyone who wants to drop some lbs should look into it.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
That's okay, Breaky. I'll take secondhand intoxication.
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ISprainedMyUvula:
If you pucker up to me now, you might pass the FUCK *out*
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 3:26pm.
OMG, I am D R U N K!
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*puckers up for a mouth to mouth kiss*
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
I was supposed to be at the SF Giants game today with FREE tickets in really good seats but I was too lazy this morning so now I'm fielding drunk phone calls every 15 minutes telling me how great the seats are etc....
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
If this video is from China, I hope they aren't fattening up this kitten to eat him in a few weeks. You know they will!
OMG, I am D R U N K!
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:53pm.
Hi Horz! I did something I am very proud of: I went to a dentist for the first time in about 12-13 years (I have terrible TERRIBLE dentist anxiety - I will tremble spasmically and cannot control it, and sometimes throw up).
In the beginning it was because I had no insurance and was po'. By the time I got a job with benefits, I was so afraid my teeth were all fucked beyond repair that my anxiety went through the roof.
Then a friend of min referred me to this guy who is one of a very few DDS who are licensed to administer sedation. The x-rays showed my teeth were nowhere near as bad as I feared - hardly at all, actually - except that I have to get one of my top two front teeth (I had a root canal on it the last time I was in a dentiosts chair and it was a fucking nightmare) capped, and get a veneer on the toof next door so's they match. And some fillings and below-the-gum turbo cleaning. They are able to get everything done in two visits. I just had the first - they even gave me valium so I wouldn't be freaking out the night before or the morning of. Then nitrous, then IV sedation - it was sweet. It's costing a lot but I am financing it.
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My old dentist did the same thing for me my first couple visits - pills beforehand then nitrous during. Now the only time I need nitrous is when I have cavities filled.
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Ok, finished what I needed to do today. Oh crap, and its almost time to go.
Hm, no money and I'm not sure what there is for dinner tonight. guess I'll be taking back pop bottles and seeing what I can buy with that.
johnnysgirl - thank you for the information. I have a HUGE dentist phobia. Have not been in YEARS!!! When I was a kid the dentist had my mom give me some shit before I went in that basically made me drunker than shit.... The very THOUGHT of going to the dentist makes me want to vomit... I have pretty good teeth but am scared I may have something wrong with them that is irreversable or some shit. I need to check in to that sedation thing. That will be the ONLY way I get back in a dentist's chair....
I broke out in a sweat just typing about it... uhg.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
ohhh...that is soooo adorable...looks like my lil Stormy that I just rescued. Gray striped and so freaking cute..takes up 99.9% of my pillow at night, so my head is on a tiny little corner...btw, just found out my co-worker is a back stabbing byatch...told her something in confidence that she told her boss who told my boss...damn, and I thought she was one of the nice ones...wrong again!!!
Stop lookin' in my window, perv.
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Uvy - you're clickin your mouse two fast.... hehehe
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:53pm
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Good for you !! I haven't been to the dentist in about 10 years (pretty much same reasons as you). I just got fairly good dental insurance (which still means it's super expensive) but I am TERRIFIED. I know I have some cavities/problems etc and I have only had disapproving dentists who would lecture me about flossing or things I couldn't control (braces, retainers)...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Yay johnnysgirl!! Good on you and I'm happy for you! Woohoo!
Tha fuck w/dbl posts??
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:26pm.
I feel so utterly deprived that giving up sugar and baguettes would destroy me. I need SOMETHING.
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TEAM MOTHERS WHO DRINK!
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Although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a "fuck you". - Cee-lo Green
@johnnys girl - Congrats for overcoming ur fear and get pretty toofs in the process.
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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:35pm.
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Dan Savage of "Savage Love" has started a You Tube project to reach out to gay youngsters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfZhjUVlWE
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I saw this! The video he made with his spouse made me bawl like a baby. I shared with everyone I know. Dan Savage is such a swell guy. I'd love to give him a high-five :D
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Hi Horz! I did something I am very proud of: I went to a dentist for the first time in about 12-13 years (I have terrible TERRIBLE dentist anxiety - I will tremble spasmically and cannot control it, and sometimes throw up).
In the beginning it was because I had no insurance and was po'. By the time I got a job with benefits, I was so afraid my teeth were all fucked beyond repair that my anxiety went through the roof.
Then a friend of min referred me to this guy who is one of a very few DDS who are licensed to administer sedation. The x-rays showed my teeth were nowhere near as bad as I feared - hardly at all, actually - except that I have to get one of my top two front teeth (I had a root canal on it the last time I was in a dentiosts chair and it was a fucking nightmare) capped, and get a veneer on the toof next door so's they match. And some fillings and below-the-gum turbo cleaning. They are able to get everything done in two visits. I just had the first - they even gave me valium so I wouldn't be freaking out the night before or the morning of. Then nitrous, then IV sedation - it was sweet. It's costing a lot but I am financing it.
I cannot tell you how relieved and free I feel.
Sorry for the long post, I just had to share. This is a really big deal for me - it's life-changing. The fear was eating me up inside, giving me digestive problems, making me depressed - now I feel like flying or something! Wheeeeeeeeee
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:42pm
I love sweet booze. I love chocolate. There aint no way I'm giving up both. I had to give up the sweet nectar because of a breach in my bank account (some fucker got a copy of my bank card and went on a shopping spree at Walmart) and that a difficult two weeks to get through.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by borg queen on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:20pm.
@koko - I hold paperwork forever. I found a receipt from a store that was in the World Trade Center and I refused to throw away. Yes the MisterBorg has to reel me in too.
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Wouldn't that be more in line with being a collectiable? I am sorry to say that I never did visit the WTC before they were struck down.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I cannot even imagine cutting out sugar !!!! I respect the hell out of people who can do it but my horrible vegetarian diet is probably mostly processed foods and desserts. I would love to have a healthier diet but I'm a total sucker for crap foods.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
@ mcnightmare - I want to hug u. You're a great parent.
Dan Savage is awesome. He used to have an article in Time Out NY that was hysterical.
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Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
I got one thing to say about the unemployment office: I now realize why they have a security officer there. After the bad scare they gave me yesterday, I have half a mind to blow up the place. (Not with people in it, mind you)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
HA! thanks sugar free... that was pretty cool. I gave up after 18. I couldn't get the "oldies"... they were tough.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
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Dan Savage of "Savage Love" has started a You Tube project to reach out to gay youngsters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfZhjUVlWE
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my son is a sophomore in high school, out and proud - but i know he gets a lot of shit that he doesn't tell me about. i worry about him all the time, but i try not to show it.
i support him unconditionally and always have, and my mom and brother are fine with it, but he won't play any team sports at school and avoids a lot of high school activities in order to avoid the harassment.
luckily his school has a Gay/Straight Alliance - i drive many miles out of our school district to get him there every day partly for that reason - so there is some support built in - but this is the Bay Area, and even here there's a lot of gay bashing.
(sigh)
anyway, Lala and Ciara made a video in support of gay youth, which is cool except for the prayers at the end - i have some ambivalence about telling gay youth you will be praying for them, since they didn't make it clear what they were requesting in those prayers - that they be safe, or that they turn straight? - but here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TWvKL9Qx18&feature=player_embedded
milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:47pm.
I know I will be a crazy cat lady in a few years (yes, I'll be on a Hoarders episode in the near future as well)...it never occured to me to NOT let the cat sleep in the bed. I currently have two, one is a cuddler and one is not.I'll wake up and he is sleeping on my head...I try not to think about what happens in their litter box but my cat(s) seem pretty clean. I think dogs have more hygeine issues (but this is coming from someone who has no scientific proof to back this up).
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Your cats act like my cats. One insist on sleeping on the bed with me and the other prefers to sleep on his own. The only thing I don't like is when they hack up a fur ball when I'm not there. I'll usually end up stepping in it when I get home and the last time one of them puked on my bed. I kicked them out of my bedroom for 2 days because I was so mad.
After that I missed them and lifted the bedroom ban.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
Submitted by over here on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:23pm
If someone poisoned one of my cats, I would kill them.
Of course only the ferals that live in my yard are outside - and they never leave the yard - while the rest are all indoors, so there's not much chance of me having to actually carry out that threat.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 1:44pm.
Lemon juice and chili pepper?
It's lemon juice, paprika and honey and it's the most disgusting, foul thing to swallow ever.
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Without having scrolled further, that sounds like the cleanse diet to me. The last time I looked it up, you had to use organic lemons or some shit.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown