Thursday, September 30th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Laziest Kitten Ever
What's lazier than this kitten? NOTHING! This tiny pussy is so damn lazy that it's trying to turn a teacup into its own personal lounging pod. Hey, lazy puss, that's for drinking, not for sleeping!
But where there's a will to take a damn nap, there's a way....
I guess laziness always prevails (as is evident by this post my ass just wrote).
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Kitteh so damn cute!! Saw this video a couple of days ago but it certainly doesn't hurt watching it again. Love the nodding off in the first and the 'dream shakes' in the second vid.
Holy crap, I just realized it's October 1st... kind of sad, because that means winter is coming, and I'm not looking forward to it. I looked out my window yesterday, and noticed the leaves were starting to fall, so I'm not sure why I was so suprised.
I guess the end is near...
I didn't watch the video, but that kitten is adorable... I really want one.
However, I feel the need to mention that the background looks like the set from some sick, fucked-up, German Bukake porn movie... so I really hope the poor kitty doesn't drink any creamy white liquids from that cup.
I wish the kitten well.
Guys, I still can't sleep.
That fucking movie just keeps replaying in my head. I wish I could just erase it from my memory. :(
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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what kind of fucked up living quarters is that for a cat?
Any of you Old Hollywood gossip whores know if Errol Flynn was supposed to be a dickhead? Watching some Celebrity Ghost Stories on youtube and he sure wasn't nice to Tracy Nelson when she lived in his old house. Her story starts at about 4:27.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHn7y-5SjEY
I just finished watching "Stir of Echoes"...
I won't be sleeping tonight.
This is the first movie that legitimately disturbed and scared me so much, probably in all my life. I cried.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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Nutin better than a tight pussy!
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 8:57pm
I've been reading about that and what pisses me off is that the 2 twats who were filming this will get not one day in jail. Mark my words. They will most likely get probation, go on a ton of talk shows saying how they were only playing a joke and didn't know it would lead to his death.
I'm sorry but if I was Tyler's mother, those 2 would get a beat down, no matter how long I had to wait to get away with it.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown
I logged back on to say one other thing; why here, I don't know..
In memoriam of Tyler Clementi: You did NOTHING wrong. NOTHING. RIP. See you on the flip side.
To the two pieces of shits, Ravi and Wei: FUCK YOU. Let Tyler's memory haunt you two forever. Your dumbfuck joke was not worth a life; if you think it was, then it would have only been worth yours.
I hate what people continue to do in the name of torment. Saw this news upon logging off. I;m furious.
end rant. Later all.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
This fucking PC of mine. Imma chuck it out the window. There is not nearly enough booze in this house to help me cope with this fuckery!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
*dips gum into spiced rum*
Tell me about it Queenie. Sober night ain't happening I guess.
I'm out; sleepy and actually feverish tonight. Happy Friday everyone!!!
{pinches to CSG *where is that girl?!*, QBK, Eiles, and everyone here}
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 7:09pm.
*tip toes into thread; obtains empty bottle of p.noir for recycling purposes; leaves hubba bubba bubble gum pack*
What? I'm tryna aid the sober cause for once, sheesh.
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YEAH GOOD LUCK WITH THATQ
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
K, bboy came home. Total distraction. Wanted me to see some crap on the web.
Anyone hit w/ the tornado today or tonight? My hair needs to be wrapped like basement baby's today it's like an afro in this sick humidity. The papers in my study are curling up it's so icky.
How's everyone?
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
That's bootiful, Winter!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
To quote a 38 year old woman from a recent HOARDERS episode, who never had moved away from home, " When they took my kitty away,they took my smile away."
*twists Leenie's nipples*
Coma Caca!
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Queenie, why the hell did you open the damned door????
*grabs Chiri's chichis*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
*gets on the floor and rolls around the thread naked* Good evening! :D
Coma Caca!
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*tip toes into thread; obtains empty bottle of p.noir for recycling purposes; leaves hubba bubba bubble gum pack*
What? I'm tryna aid the sober cause for once, sheesh.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 6:48pm.
salacious:
Am I a slore, dame, lady, or pimp?!
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you are one hot slut, you are!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 6:41pm.
QueenieBK:
He's gonna be back in 10 minutes to violate your nether-region, so be sure to have on your best chonies when he returns!
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Hell to the No!
*hides in basement*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
salacious:
Am I a slore, dame, lady, or pimp?!
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QueenieBK:
He's gonna be back in 10 minutes to violate your nether-region, so be sure to have on your best chonies when he returns!
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Why do some people think its cool to speak with bad grammer and use a curse word in every sentence?less than a minute ago via T-Mobile
Sidekickmary carey
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hey Mary, spelling correctly would be nice, when you attack other people. (I agree with her, but what a moron)
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He's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
What am I gonna do?
-Fiona Apple
Jesus Holy Shit Christ I just got the CRAP scared out of me!
I was walking from my kitchen to the stairs, to come back up here and hang out online, when I saw someone just standing on my front porch. I looked through the sidelight and NO LIE, he looked like Dexter only dorkier.
I opened the door and asked what he wanted. He told me he was there to pick up the cards. I had NO fucking idea what he was talking about and was starting to feel scared shitless, till he asked "Is (my neighbor's name - NOT NEIGHBOR MAN) here? Is this his house?"
I heaved a sigh of relief and said, "No, he's the house next door." He apologized, and went on his way.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I am OUT!
Leenie, I just found out too!!! I haz to stop for some sour cream. I cannot have fajeetas without sour cream.
OMG I just CAN'T with technology today.
My internet access at work is spotty at best - off and on pirating someone's wifi. I'll probably have to get another extender but I'm one brokeass bitch.
My PC at home is slow as fuckin' molasses and I can only do one thing at a time. So much for Windows being the original multitasking fuck shit environment. Suck it, Bill Gates!
I burned a file I needed printed at Staples to CD ... CD's corrupted! So now I need to upload it. Last time I did that fuckers claimed they never got the fuckin' file.
My satellite receiver keeps crapping out.
And then I have a rash on my buttcheek which will. not. stop. itching. Despite having drenched it with calamine lotion.
*considers bottle of Glenlivet downstairs*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
M.E, YOU HOR! You didn't tell me we were having fajitas!!!!
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Ok, I'm out. Leenie, you coming over for FAJITAS???
LMAO!
I guess I ran kokoskitten off with my preaching.
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OctoSana Gibson: "Her head was very conehead like and he helped with that."
* runs butt-ass-naked through thread *
Evening, beautiful People!!!!!!!!
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
Hello to all you slores, dames, ladies, pimps and uh, Mike.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
*packs bag and heads to Queenie's*
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
EILEEEEEEEEEEENIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Sup? I am making chicken pot pie for dinner.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:45pm.
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I have the blood pressure of a super elderly person though...seriously, the doctors are always like "why is your heart rate and blood pressure so high"...like I will have a good answer for that.
All the more reason for you to do some exercise. You don't want to be on high blood pressure meds.
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OctoSana Gibson: "Her head was very conehead like and he helped with that."
That kitten is the most precious thing EVER!
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HOW DAAAAARRRRRREEEE YOU?! Look at my avvie! LOOK AT IT!
Oprah was born to pontificate (and bloviate as well). Her superpowers are located in her hair thankyouverymuch - by But.Seriously.Folks
Hi, horz! What's up?
Sucky 12/14/09 Motherfucker, I lick pits for a living
LawDog 03/15/2010 Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most important person ever Salacious 7/15/10 Thank you Leenie! You made me smile like a 19th century whore who got overpaid
Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:45pm.
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I have the blood pressure of a super elderly person though...seriously, the doctors are always like "why is your heart rate and blood pressure so high"...like I will have a good answer for that.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:12pm.
johnnysgirl - my mom still makes fun of me about it. She said she used to sit there in the waiting room with me drooling and jabbering about nothing while all the other mom's would stare... "he's on medication" hahahahahahahaa
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Did you say shit like "Is this real life?"
HAHAHA
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
@Koko oh see your not fat at all! I was fat and now Im just chubby! I am 5'6 and was 200lbs! I need to lose 20 more
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:43pm.
Then all you need to do is exercise. Nothing major. Just start out with some vigorous walking.
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OctoSana Gibson: "Her head was very conehead like and he helped with that."
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:42pm.
I cannot even imagine cutting out sugar !!!! I respect the hell out of people who can do it but my horrible vegetarian diet is probably mostly processed foods and desserts. I would love to have a healthier diet but I'm a total sucker for crap foods.
You don't even have to cut out sugar entirely. Just cut out sweetened drinks. That can easily cut 400 calories out of persons diet.
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All I drink is water...oh and wine (chardonnay which probably has the most sugar EVER). I'm more of a skinny fat, as in I am a totally healthy weight (5'7, 125--130 give or take) but negative muscle tone and probably a walking heart attack.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
that kitteh is my new friend!
off topic, i GOT nothing. meh. just that kind of day, I guess.
I have dishes to do and I'm totally slacking my ass off.
oh, and stayed in my jammies all day, I never, ever do that.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
@M.E. it takes away my sugar cravings and dumps out all the bad shit quicker then not drinking it.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:42pm.
I cannot even imagine cutting out sugar !!!! I respect the hell out of people who can do it but my horrible vegetarian diet is probably mostly processed foods and desserts. I would love to have a healthier diet but I'm a total sucker for crap foods.
You don't even have to cut out sugar entirely. Just cut out sweetened drinks. That can easily cut 400 calories out of a person's diet.
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OctoSana Gibson: "Her head was very conehead like and he helped with that."
Fuck it's POURING out and I have to run errands. Sucks to be me!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
I'm off to grab some dinner and fill out some applications for holiday work. Christmas is coming up and a lot of stores are hiring in October. I need the bread so I'm going to be filling out a lot of paperwork for the next couple of weeks.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I have enough to re-name you Betty Crackwhore! - Submitted by TheBreakdown