Speaking Of Tiny Noodles...
There's another good reason for why Jersey Shore is called Macaroni Rascals in Japan. Apparently, The Situation can fit his wang into the hole of a wet macaroni noodle. Hey, that's still a few centimeters bigger than his brain.
A Florida club promoter who goes by the name of Melody Eckerson admitted to Star Magazine that she earned herself a file at the health department by hooking up with The Situation one night.
According to Melody, she could deep throat his dick and lick his taint at the same time. That's how minor his dick situation is. Melody said, "I wouldn't even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes." And when asked what she saw when The Situation dropped his Ed Hardy thong, Melody said, "Let's just say, I'm thinking of my pinky."
If Melody thinks it's small now, wait until she sees it without the giant wart on the head! That wart was giving him some length and girth. I swear, some whores are too picky. And I bet Vinny's "watermelon cock" can swallow The Situation's "watermelon seed cock" whole.