Speaking Of Tiny Noodles...
There's another good reason for why Jersey Shore is called Macaroni Rascals in Japan. Apparently, The Situation can fit his wang into the hole of a wet macaroni noodle. Hey, that's still a few centimeters bigger than his brain.
A Florida club promoter who goes by the name of Melody Eckerson admitted to Star Magazine that she earned herself a file at the health department by hooking up with The Situation one night.
According to Melody, she could deep throat his dick and lick his taint at the same time. That's how minor his dick situation is. Melody said, "I wouldn't even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes." And when asked what she saw when The Situation dropped his Ed Hardy thong, Melody said, "Let's just say, I'm thinking of my pinky."
If Melody thinks it's small now, wait until she sees it without the giant wart on the head! That wart was giving him some length and girth. I swear, some whores are too picky. And I bet Vinny's "watermelon cock" can swallow The Situation's "watermelon seed cock" whole.
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Maybe Tem, but why does anyone know who this guy is? And why does he actually get PAID (well, I might add) for being a nobody? Our world is truly fu&*ing doomed!
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
Sour grapes ya shut ins
it's sad that as hard working people are losing their jobs and homes and LIVES, this herpes infested piece of dick cheese is banking $5 MILLION a year because we all pay him some attention. we have FAILED, people.
Did anyone catch notice of the elegant shot of Ronnie in the back with that cross?
Please post nude photo for verificatia!
Hey I hate this guido too. But to the size queens out there--maybe he is a grower and not a shower!
No BITCH we dont. Keep your dumbshit clueless sterotypes to yourself.
Submitted by bornagainChristian on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 10:45pm.
It's the 'Staten Island' curse. All the radiation and toxic chemicals that come from literally living on a garbage dump. You need a gas mask just to drive through that island.
unfort, i watch the show and i have to say, aside from his cheesy spiel he gives to women, he seems to be the only person in the house w/a brain. i dont mind him.. hes grown on me.
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I wanna go surfing
Oh, mama
I don't care about nothing"
Leave the situation alone!!!!!!?
Just cuz all your monster stretched out holes need something bigger than a pencil to satisfy you! WHORES!!!!
LOL ;p
Oh and like a South Philly accent isn't the ugliest
Thing in the world!!!!!
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I have standards and I cold not hit ANY of these bitches, male or female!
None of them look like they'd be worth the condom and beer I'd bring to have skanky times with them.
EPIC FAIL!
And The Situation's mid-section looks like he's about to give birth to something otherwordly!
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I have watched train wreck reality shows in the past (like Flava-Flave and the Housewives series) but I have to admit I haven't watched this one...well, my son and I did for about 15 minutes. I SWEAR, I could NOT understand them...and I'm from South Philly!!! They all sounded like they had shit in their mouths...
SO this one is the situation?
YEAH, as in SNAFU....HA!!!
Wow. Just wow.
Hey, I'm all for watching train wreck reality shows (a source of humor for my warped brain...) but-god, it's so bad now it's not even funny. Sad.
TV isn't worth a shit today. My 13 year old even says so. He will go through the TV forever looking for something half decent to watch. Even Family Guy sucks now. Ich.
However...Always Sunny and The Office isn't too terribly bad.
The-Situation-Is-Diarrhea-Covered's facial expression in this pic is a perfect match for my mental state whenever my eyes happen to fall on a photo of his pathetic, over-compensating-for-his-fugly-face, waste-of-earthly-resources ass.
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Submitted by KT on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 2:45am.
the constipation is gross.. he's not even good looking and i cannot stand arrogance and his ego is wayyyyy too big. sit down plz. but i'm not even gonna lie.. i'd do vinny in a second, he's adorable!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for the lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
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I have a shelter dog and cat...what is the constipation thing? Do I really want to know?!
The one with the hedgecut hair could do oral without even opening his mouth.
PS -- Duh...Constipation, Situation...I should have gotten that, but he's just so full of shit it took me a minute, sorry! :)
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the constipation is gross.. he's not even good looking and i cannot stand arrogance and his ego is wayyyyy too big. sit down plz. but i'm not even gonna lie.. i'd do vinny in a second, he's adorable!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for the lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Well, we are talking about The Situation here, so isn't sex the only topic, lol!
You make a good point, though, although I really haven't noticed people on Dlisted talking about their sex lives on a regular basis.
Maybe if something funny happens, which of course, will not be funny to everybody.
I respect all posts, and I hope people respect mine.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
It doesn't annoy me if people mention that kind of thing if it isn't reaching too far off topic, but some people are really preoccupied with their sexual anecdotes and kind of need to move on. I know that sex topics are common here; I don't expect people not to talk about it sometimes.
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Yes, that all talk and no action thing is true.
Speaking for myself, for all the stories I have, they are old stories, I haven't gotten any action since 2005 and proud of it.
I've become more choosy....maybe too choosy, lol!
Soon I'll be one of the Jonas Brothers.
PS -- I forgot the one-nighter with the Mexican bartender, or at least I've been trying to.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Oh, and on one of the previous discussions:
The "more you talk about it the less you're getting/more boring you actually are" policy isn't limited to celebrities only.
Offline and online, the world is full of chumps who are nothing but all talk.
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it doesn't take a scientist to sense that situation isn't packing,
Ronnie has the bigger one,then comes Vinny with the fatter one, Pauly is average but may be a grower ..situations is last.
trust, next time there's a sequence of Ronnie waking up,watch how he strokes and gives a high 5 to his horse cock,
that been said I think Ronnie and his lady are the grossest ones of the bunch, yes even more gross than situation,
Couscous Rascal.
Translation: Baked Flake Rascal.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Well. I doubt she's Jackie O.
I mean, she fucked The Situation.
Do we really expect proper etiquette?
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
What's funny is that this hosebag's mighty proud of herself.
I don't know which is more insufferable: Men who are nothing but all talk or women who flatter themselves too much.
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Submitted by sofster101 on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 12:10am.
I'm proud to say I've never seen a single episode
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Ditto.
I've seen enough on here.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I'm proud to say I've never seen a single episode.
I can't stand men like this asswipe.
Such a waste and I find it comical and fitting for him to have a little pencil dick, you know the size of a pencil that you don't want to throw away ..even though it's the size of your pinky. And he is way too old to be acting like a moron. Send his ass to Italy and the Italians will surely beat him up.
I always thought that would be a good idea anyway..sending those idiots to Italy...just so they would all get harrassed.
I guess the Situation is similar to a girl with an ugly face getting a boob job.
We need Pamela Des Barres Plaster Caster, stat!
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by Sexy Pants on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 10:28pm.
well well well...The Situation has a lady calling him out on his peen to Star Magazine...next thing you know there will be a wax replica of him in Madame Tussauds Museum.
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Yeah, and all they'll have to do is put a flesh colored Crayola between his legs when they get around to the sexy bits.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
It's the 'Staten Island' curse. All the radiation and toxic chemicals that come from literally living on a garbage dump. You need a gas mask just to drive through that island. I guess God's way of saying "you REALLY want to go to New Joisey?".
All their brains are fried and their pee pees are wee wee.
Of course it is tiny. Real men do not have to brag about how they are the shit and can hit anything they want. If he lays off the roids maybe it will become a little bigger.
well well well...The Situation has a lady calling him out on his peen to Star Magazine...next thing you know there will be a wax replica of him in Madame Tussauds Museum.
I see it! Yep, I totally see the Elephant Man thing now. Interesting observation...
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Submitted by cherry.blossoms on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 9:51pm.
Yeah she looks to be about his type
I love when people research shit like that, Im to lazy
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
ew. did anyone bother to look this chick up? i did. whataskank.
also, for extra awesome, check out her mom's facebook... holy jesus hair.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=553378466&v=info&ref=search
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HAHA one of the cumdumpsters with no taste and/or dont mind being humiliated that get with him need to get a pic and post it. He needs to be knocked down a few begs, his ego is the size of Texas. Who orders Chinese food and gives their name as "The Situation" like everyone other then people at dlisted should no who that is.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by Frybread on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 7:17pm.
I would take a small dick in exchange for making $5 million a year, because you can buy pussy with fame and money no matter what you look like or how bad you are in bed.
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How brutally TRUE is this !?!What reeallly matters to women...especially hot ones? On the list of things-what you're swinging sits comfortably BELOW the size & accessibility of your wallet FIRST. Your cursory acknowledgment /flattery of her (insert qualities) SECOND. The size of your package...or lack thereof is a womans' "ace in the hole" card. It's what she comments on when things end ugly.Either he was'nt packin' and adds additional insult.Or he was packin' but knew nothing about how to use it.(plus additional insults)
wow a pinky, he always looked to me more like half of a vienna sausage to me...arrogant ugly ass prick...I would never get with such an mug and freaky body...he is disgusting and wwaayy overpaid and I just KNEW he had a small dick...he looks like the small dick type.
WOW Im way more suprised and disgusted anyone one would admit to sucking on his tiny macaroni! Gross! Thats some nightmare on elm street shit right here!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
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He doesn't seem like the kind of guy that cares if he pleases a woman or not. I remember on one episode he brought a girl home, took her to the bedroom, ate a meal, went back to the room, came out in like 5 minutes. Everyone was like "are you done already?" and he was like "yeah" all proud. Haha!
Are you glad to see me or is that a dime roll in your pocket?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
If you use his nips as eyeballs and his "abs" as a mouth it looks like John Merrick.
Color me surprised.
With that face and now knowing about tinymeat rigatoni (LMAO, Cappy), why would you?
This guy seems to hate women. He's antagonistic to all the women on the show.
He can't deal with a woman who has any (real) self-esteem, so he seeks out the ones who don't. (And no, having an attitude doesn't equal self-esteem) He only hunts young drunk stupid girls. After he gets them in bed, he despises them for being so easy. If they're not easy, they're frigid or lesbian. He turns up his nose at any woman who is smart enough to see him for what he is.
It doesn't matter what size penis he has. There's something else wrong with him.
With such a big nose and mouth, of course he has a small one.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
beaker's bitch> Yeah! That and when he brought the girl home and then made her wait in the "Smush Room" (ew) while he ATE DINNER. What a day-glo orange turd this guy is. And what sort of girls are these who allow themselves to be dissed in such a way. It's not like they're going to become famous from their 3 min. of being Slutbag #52!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 6:45pm.
And please tell lifeislikecake that I posted the pic to my avie again (though I'm not gonna).
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damn IT, mike. such a TEASE.
Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 6:59pm.
Remember on "Golden Girls" when Rose smacked down Blanche's slut-game by telling her that those who talk about sex the most actually do it the least?
Exactly. You know Will and Jada are never actually doin' the nasty...why else would every other sentence outta her mouth be OMG WILL AND I HAVE THE BEST SEX LIFE EVAR!!!1
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Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
I have this weird urge to adopt him, scrub the orange off of him, give him some meatballs to pad those abs, and teach him to stop speaking like the lost Beastie Boy. Which proves I'm turning into my grandmother.
Busted face and he's not packin? Chicks must be desperate to sleep with this misogynistic no prick. I don't care if he does make $5m a year, nothing can make up for that schnoz and unappealing abs. His body isn't all that.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 7:33pm.
lmaooo
I hate this slug-junked twerp.
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