Wednesday, September 29th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By An Irish Peentar
The only good that can come out of this NSFW clip of two half-nekkid Irish drunks celebrating St. Arthur's Day is if Ireland's government sees the subtle artistry in their street performance and makes this the country's official art style. If that happens, I'm moving.
Hippo riding, booze coming out of every faucet and peentars.... What more could I want? Byeeee!
Click here if you can't see the mess above.
(Thanks Dermot)
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I'm sure St. Arthur is very impressed and honored by this display. WHERE IS KANYE WHEN WE NEED HIM!!!!?
In regards to my blow out rant yesterday...I just got another fax from the stupid bitch.
"Can you please explain to me what a Certified Electrician is? What qualifications is the State looking for?"
Fucking retard.
A Certified Electrician, you know, one that has gone to school and was CERTIFIED BY THE STATE as an electrician. NOT the handy man you use who thinks he's a plumber, electrician, contractor.
UGH!
I just can't with morons today.
What's up whores.
No bosses here today and I don't feel like doing shit.
*fires off pissed, but professional email to ex-boss*
At work. Hey all. Going right back to work in a sec and getting off the DL, but can i vent for a moment? Ex-boss (the neurotic, problem-seeking, drop-everything-for-me-cause-i-need-exorbitant-amounts-of-attention ex-boss that NO ONE on campus likes) fking leaves me and the new interim director an email with three BULLSHIT complaints, all frantic as usual, with no basis or premise.
She hates the fact that she is no longer in control with our newly changed procedures (we changed all the old boss' antiquated ineffective procedures) and she is STILL trying to get us to 'jump' for her stupid fking "concerns". I ignored the bitch until this am. Walked away, consulted bboy and a trusted coworker here, and formulated a fking awesome email essentially saying to her "FUCK OFF, WE IS DOING OUR DAMN JOB!" UGH what a waste, necessary albeit, of 40 minutes in the workday dealing w/ her bitch ass. Some people need to get a fking hard ass grip on reality. The world does not revolve aroung their neurosis. jesus fk!
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Fuck!
And now Tony Curtis is dead?!
Who next?!
The sads.
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Centaurious:
Of course Timberlake has lots of talent. That doesn't mean I have to LIKE his smug ass.
And Zuckerberg is not even endorsing this movie, calling it all ies.
Yeah, right!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 5:29am.
Centaurious:
I have a love/hate relationship with Facebook, but I am hearing that the movie about it is creating Oscar buzz for the leads. Justin Timberlake with a possible Oscar nomination? I am cringing!
And of course I know my way around the world. Besides, in the parts of the world where I am now, I am alternately called Michael Jackson/Obama/Blade/Mr. T anyway!
And I look like none of these people!
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Well, you know how it is around the world...black people all look the same! :) As do Asians, Americans, etc.....
I will probably wait for the film on Netflix, I'm not giving them 10 dollars, Mark Zuckerberg has enough fucking money.
I actually think Timberlake has talent, and the fact that I saying that just made me throw up in my mouth a little, but I will stand by it. Sad.
The thing that fascinates me, is that, at 42 years old, the lead doesn't look like Mark Zuckerberg.
He looks like the little, annoying, ugly girl in those Pepsi commercials in the 80's that totally and completely horrified me.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Centaurious:
I have a love/hate relationship with Facebook, but I am hearing that the movie about it is creating Oscar buzz for the leads. Justin Timberlake with a possible Oscar nomination? I am cringing!
And of course I know my way around the world. Besides, in the parts of the world where I am now, I am alternately called Michael Jackson/Obama/Blade/Mr. T anyway!
And I look like none of these people!
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Is The Social Network worth seeing?
I feel I need to know more about FB, even though I have no interest, as I consider myself in the Witness Protection Program and always have in terms of trusting people (with my deepest, darkest, secrets!).
I have my two best friends from teenage years and that's good....however, I like to keep up, so what are your thoughts?
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:33am.
Centaurious:
Of course I would take the money, and then as soon as the show was over, I would move to another part of the world, start a new life, and spend it!
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Lol, sounds amazing, but the paps and the internet are EVERYWHERE!
You would never have a day of peace.
I'd rather struggle along with my middle class income (barely) and have my privacy.
Now, if you got full plastic surgery to change your face, changed your name, got a new SS number and passport, you might have a chance.
Just from reading your posts, I think you might know the way of the world, so to speak! :)
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Centaurious:
Of course I would take the money, and then as soon as the show was over, I would move to another part of the world, start a new life, and spend it!
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Submitted by A.cotw on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:22am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:18am.
A woman of taste prefers a legend that lingers to a reputation that precedes. Nighty noodles & good luck.
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Ha! Lol....thanks for the response, I enjoyed it! :)
Would it be rude to say that when I read it intially I thought of Liz Taylor and her Black Diamonds perfume commerical?
Because if anyone ever said that to me, I would die and go to heaven.....
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:18am.
A woman of taste prefers a legend that lingers to a reputation that precedes. Nighty noodles & good luck.
Submitted by A.cotw on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 4:05am.
@Centaurious:
NO. I am a slut,not a whore. Sluts do wild shit for fun,not money.
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Yeah, I am way with you there.
I get annoyed if someone recognizes me in the grocery store.
Private slut activities are the way to go! :)
Good night, Jesus, I have to get up at 10am.
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@Centaurious:
NO. I am a slut,not a whore. Sluts do wild shit for fun,not money.
@Johnny's Girl:
My cellulite is shaking. It ripples like Jello in a hurricaine.
@Kokomo:
Take your neurotic ass to bed and read a book.
I have a question.
Everyone (including myself) is so inherently vicious and slandering when it comes to reality shows.
If someone approached you about a reality show of your life, and offered you a shitload of money, would you do it?
Even though you know they'd cut it to make you look like the biggest loser ever.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Any y'all slores up in here still? Man, I cannot sleep! What's shakin?
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
So I'm an insomniac, watching the Ken Burns baseball documentary (The 10th Inning)...and Barry Bonds is an asshole.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
bambam, you nipple tease. I wants to see 'em!!!!
LOOKIT MAH DRIVE BY NIPPLEZZZZZZZZ!!!!!
IF YA BLINKED YA MISSED IT TOUGH SHIT CUZ DEY IZ AZ SEXAAAAYYY AZ DEY EVER WAZ!!!
TELL ME YA WANNA SEE EM SOME MORE AND I MIGHT SHOW YOU MAH CRINKLE BUMPS TOMORROW NIGHT. TELL ME, C'MON TELL ME.
TELL ME DAMMIT!!! TELL ME HOW SEXAY DEY IZ!!!
YOU KNOW YOU IZ JELLIS, YOU JUS JELLIS!!!
Good to see y'all. G'nite.
hors.
That's alright, I finished it anyway :P I'm heading to bed now, tomorrow's another day. gnite heaux!
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Cheers! I'm not drinking. I promised to do some data entry at home for this place I volunteer for and boring! The more I procrastinate the more tired I feel. Sorry about your bad day.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
hi fishsticks! uber shitty day at work = drinky time. I heard there was a bottle of Pinot Noir being opened in OP so I am here to finish it off.
*gulp gulp gulp*
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Whiskey!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)- MK
Screw this week in the A with Tommy Girl's used dildo! when's Oktoberfest?
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
Wowwwwwwwwwww!!!Recently, I came across a hot dating site named------Black White Flirts*c0m--------There are many sassy ladies and handsome rich guys seeking fun, friendship, love ,marriage and even more!!!!! Maybe you wanna check out or tell your friends.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 7:22pm.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 7:12pm.
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I remember you had said he'd flip LMAO!! I remember cause I was saying how my bboy flips when he thinks someone's emailing me at work or some dumb shit.
Did I tell you that my long lost HS sweets (from '86) found me a week into making my fb page????? I got a fking message and my soul almost lost it's shit entirely. The lost love said he'd written to my new house (I left the bx, nyc in '86 cause my family moved to nj) for TWO FKING YEARS and my parents took all the letters. I lost it. We'd been friendly contacting via fb and my bboy saw one wall post and flipped. I explained the sitch, but boy was that a fking dramatic emotional night. So many emotions came back I literally 'lost' myself for a week, srrsly.
Complex shit, those emotions are.
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You did tell me about old BF.
No. Seriously. If old man knew about Neighbor Man and his colleague, it would not be pretty.
OFF TO GET MAH DRANK ON TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 7:12pm.
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I remember you had said he'd flip LMAO!! I remember cause I was saying how my bboy flips when he thinks someone's emailing me at work or some dumb shit.
Did I tell you that my long lost HS sweets (from '86) found me a week into making my fb page????? I got a fking message and my soul almost lost it's shit entirely. The lost love said he'd written to my new house (I left the bx, nyc in '86 cause my family moved to nj) for TWO FKING YEARS and my parents took all the letters. I lost it. We'd been friendly contacting via fb and my bboy saw one wall post and flipped. I explained the sitch, but boy was that a fking dramatic emotional night. So many emotions came back I literally 'lost' myself for a week, srrsly.
Complex shit, those emotions are.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 7:00pm.
@QBK,
I remember you saying that nman is not your type lmao. I hate those "just something about him" feelings!!
What a fking bermuda triangle you got w/ nman and worker of nman!!
I've had a drama or two like that so I understand. The thing is, my bboy is so damn up my ass that he would know with a quickness too. Alas, the real-world triangle must end *sighs*. *bboy can't get into my head and dreams though lloaooaoaoaoll!!!* "..keep it safe...keep it secret!..." (Gandolf to Frodo).
I know. I'm an oddball tonight. =P
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My old man has NO idea. If he knew about the wine incident, and the crush, shit would get real.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
@QBK,
I remember you saying that nman is not your type lmao. I hate those "just something about him" feelings!!
What a fking bermuda triangle you got w/ nman and worker of nman!!
I've had a drama or two like that so I understand. The thing is, my bboy is so damn up my ass that he would know with a quickness too. Alas, the real-world triangle must end *sighs*. *bboy can't get into my head and dreams though lloaooaoaoaoll!!!* "..keep it safe...keep it secret!..." (Gandolf to Frodo).
I know. I'm an oddball tonight. =P
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 6:39pm.
@Queenie,
I'm m.s. in Eiles' comments, if you happen to pop on fb.
Oh and WTShit re: bro now being all 'six degrees'??!, knowing the dude hitting on you?? (wait you have NMan and 'dude' both flirting w/ you right?? so confused) (sounds like my life lololll). Just be careful cause sometimes viscious arguments begin w/ the sweetie and no one intended that shit (happened to me a week ago).
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I developed a wacky crush on Neighbor Man last fall. If you knew me well you'd laugh your ass off about that, as he is SO not my type. But I see him and I swoon.
Dude hitting on me works with Neighbor Man, and went to school with my brother. Said dude hitting on me ran into said brother about two weeks after incident. Dude hitting on me may have also seen me running with a big dumbass grin on my face up to the front of my shop as he walked by.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
@Queenie,
Will you delete the email now. I sent you a fb msg.
What the hell is it w/ the PC now?? my crap desktop has been acting up too. I installed 2 drives, each w/ dual OSs and the Linux partition is totally acting the fucktard! I have not backed up shit on that partition and I might lose some shit on it, then waste a day reinstalling the damn OS.
Mercury is retrograde all. That means all electronics will fuck w/ us. It is supposed to end early Oct. Til then, feel free to kick your PC.
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
THIS GODDAMNED FUCKING SOULLESS PC PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
BK DELETE THAT, remember what happened to me?!!!
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Happy Thursday all! I'm off to get some work done and heat up pizza for bboy.
*leaves a bottle of p.noir in thread for the next folks here*
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 6:30pm.
@Queenie,
Eileen has me linked (from the lucite DL fan page. We communicated on a post. I iz a real person w/ a real life! Either way, no worries, just sharing.
*probs w/ delete this post in a few mins just in case ugh*
*shots all around!*
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me clueless. email me at nothingtoseehere.com with deets.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 6:28pm.
I'd love to say I was courageous going into the dentist office, but I was petrified. It was the most scared I'd ever been in the face of any sort of medical procedure. I was in the dentist's chair, and my leg was involuntarily shaking.
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*srrsly fking trembling* I freak at the sounds,sights, smell and that water hose thing in no time, i can't. Even though you said it turned out ok, i can't. Glad you made it. *walks this off*
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
@Queenie,
Eileen has me linked (from the lucite DL fan page. We communicated on a post. I iz a real person w/ a real life! Either way, no worries, just sharing.
*probs w/ delete this post in a few mins just in case ugh*
*shots all around!*
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 6:22pm.
@Mike,
Perfect! It just occured to me is all. See, all better! I'm glad! *cringes inside at the thought of your courageous dentist visit*
I'd love to say I was courageous going into the dentist office, but I was petrified. It was the most scared I'd ever been in the face of any sort of medical procedure. I was in the dentist's chair, and my leg was involuntarily shaking.
Once he started drilling I was fine, though.
Seriously, if you ever have to have it done, it's nothing. The cost is really the most painful part.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 6:21pm.
*mixes up Tequila Sunrise for Queenie* (iz you on FB? you don't have to answer that, no worries).
Just poppin in; really shutting the shit (my dumb computer) down and getting back to studies. *flips the bird to the shit day of today*
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I am on FB.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Oh and it gets even better ... my brother knows the dude who was flirting with/hitting on me at an event last month. They are the same age (6 years my junior).
That fat fucker's been calling me "Mrs. Robinson" ever since. Imma punch him in the nuts.
But get this - I had a very nice conversation with one of Neighbor Man's colleagues earlier today! She better tell him how utterly charming and sweet I am or I'll shank a bitch!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
@Mike,
Perfect! It just occured to me is all. See, all better! I'm glad! *cringes inside at the thought of your courageous dentist visit*
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
*mixes up Tequila Sunrise for Queenie* (iz you on FB? you don't have to answer that, no worries).
Just poppin in; really shutting the shit (my dumb computer) down and getting back to studies. *flips the bird to the shit day of today*
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 6:11pm.
I had the implant, and it came very close to being pain-free. I felt no pain when they drilled the screw into my jaw (I felt the drill of course, but it didn't hurt). I later had some minor soreness at the sites where they'd injected the novocaine, but that was it.
I ate normal food the next day.
I really worried for nothing.
Jesus why is everything I'm touching today turning to complete and utter SHIT?
I NEED A FUCKIN DRINK
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
@Mike,
it triggers my migraines. And it is just all around blah-inducing, agree. I think it's due to storm again in the EC this weekend. Locking myself in w/ readings. Of the Koran. LOLL NO. I don't know why I said that. I'm in rare fking form today and I hate that!
How is your teefs sitch, Mike? All good now?
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
We needed the rain, but this is about the fourth day in a row we've had moderate to heavy rain all day long. It's put me in a dour mood.
Weekend is almost here y'ala!
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"Menage a NO! NO! NO!" -MK 09.29.2010
So I've comitted to the (now # 1 National League) SF Giants game tomorrow, but I did this WAY before they were #1 and they were just good seats for a crappy team...I hate crowds, hoopla, mayhem etc...well it's a day game, so expect some (drunk) posts from me in the late afternoon....
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 4:57pm.
*reads fax*
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PASIVE AGGRESIVE IGNORANT CHEAP BITCH!!!!
DO YOU LOOK AT, READ AND COMPLY WITH STATE CODES EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS??? NO!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A PROPERTY MANAGER, YOU HIRE PLUMBERS AND PAINTERS AND SIT BACK AND RAKE IN THE CASH.
SO DO NOT QUESTION MY KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT THE FUCK THE STATE REQUIRES. REQUIREMENTS THAT MY STATE CERTIFIED TECHNICIAN WITH OVER 35 YEARS OF FUCKING EXPERIENCE KNOWS. AND DO NOT SEND ME A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE LETTER TELLING ME THAT SINCE WE PROVIDE YOU WITH THE MINIMAL AMOUNT OF SERVICE THE STATE REQUIRES, BECAUSE YOU ARE A CHEAP CUNT, THAT WE NEED TO EAT THE COST OF THE FUCKING REPAIR.
READ YOUR CONTRACT AGAIN YOU STUPID CUNT!
/end rant.
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Tell her, "Here's a bowl of dicks. NOW GOBBLE IT!"
I feel your pain - I used to work with a non-profit organization who wanted a million dollars' worth of work but was willing to pay only $100K I don't think so!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley