Jennifer Aniston Really Loves The Douchebags

Jennifer must really have a few screws loose if she can't get a half decent guy to stay with her.
I mean sweet Jesus how many fucktards will this dipshit go through? She relatively pretty, has a smokin hot body 41 or not and yet Dbag after Dbag. She must be a real piece of work I tell ya.

Submitted by DeeleyM on Thu, 09/30/2010 - 3:32am.
You nailed it without accusing the rest of us of mindless jealousy. Frankly,even Mr. W.,who is extremely gallant and loathes adultery, swears that men leave her because they become "bored out of their fucking minds or start to suffocate. In every photo, she is clinging to a man who either looks as though he is undergoing a cavity search at Miami Airport or is eyeing another man across the room."
She's a boring exhibitionist-that is why she gets publicity.

For a dame who hasn't got much to offer, she's done very nicely for herself - thankyou very much. Talentless, but successful; Goddamn ugly, but much photographed (at least she's got a good body for a 40 something year old - but then, even MY body would look good, if I had all that money, and all that pampertime! 3 children and much lack of money later, I'm a woman screaming for a make-over)

I s'pose that living well is her best revenge for all the humiliation she's experienced (Ange). It's a shame that she's so focused on herself, that she's forfeited a decent man, and/or children in her life...but it's HER choice, HER life, and HER career thats of the utmost importance, innit?

what a pathetically, lonely, man-chinned, middle-aged creature she is!

she just continues to pass herself around from man to man to man to man --- although you'll notice every one of those many men has had a publicist! don't bother thinking about getting with this skank if you don't have a publicist 'cause that's where her priorities are - publicity, publicity, publicity.

sad. really sad.

Can you imagine having a conversation with her? That's why no guy with substance is ever going to hang around. Even John Mayer found her inane.

Frybread, I hear you, and it's possible, I just haven't experienced it myself. A lot of mens' egos get in the way if the woman has more money, more "success," more intelligence, more of whatever. I'm sure there are exceptions, but I sure haven't seen many. I've spent my life dating men with less money, education, etc., and it just never seems to work because of some insecurity on their part they can't shake. I don't think of them as "below" me, either, because they are not and I love them for who they are, but they are the ones who make it an issue. I could give a rat's ass how much a guy makes or his level of "success," as long as he's happy, but it seems to be the men who have a need to feel some sense of superiority, sadly.

FINALLY a post that addresses the one thing that irks me about her -- she fucking has a douchedar when it comes to fuck or pseudo fuck buddies. List includes Pitt, vanilla douche bag asshole, and the ultimate douche John Mayer, gross.

Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff

I'd rather be single and alone (like I am right now) then date the men she dates. Jennifer sacrifices her pride and her self-worth just so she can have boyfriends and it's really sad to me. I think she needs to be alone for awhile.

And I have to say this too-she goes through men at a rate dangerously close to Loose Lips Kate Hudson, but I don't see anyone calling her a skank like they do to KH. (Who I think is NASTAY.) All skanks are created equal, even if they are America's Sweetheart. Seems unfair to me.

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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"

I'm not a huge fan, but the facts are that she's pretty, successful and rich with a seemingly decent personality and is famous worldwide. It's probably hard to find anyone resembling an equal, so she's gonna have to settle just to get laid, unless she wants to be celibate until she meets "the One." I can relate from my own non-rich, non-famous perspective. If I kept myself pure until I met Mr. Right, it might be a long time before I had sex, and I like sex too much, dammit.

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Yes, it's proven that women can't date or marry "down," right? Because any man who doesn't make as much money or is as famous as a woman is not her "equal," right? And women always have to choose a man who is their equal or (even better) their superior, right?

Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 1:58pm.

LMAO! That was really a LOL post MK! Poor Maniston probably is so desperate for a man she grabs whatever dick that will have her.

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I think the really desperate ones go after married men.

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LMAO.... Well said Rocket!!!!!

the male version of Dickmatization = C*nt struck

Jan can have any man she wants.

Her checks CLEAR.

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I love these blind vices that where all the blanks are filled in.

Is this the same guy with the kids? They seemed to have been off of that story for a while.

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I'm getting to 'child bearing' age and beyond (32) and it KILLS me how people expect me to be popping out kids like there is no tomorrow. I don't have a problem with people who choose to (and can afford) kids, but I'm so sick of the child bearing expectations....I mean maybe I can't, won't etc...who knows, maybe jen just doesn't want kids, or is 'selfish'...who cares ?

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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Thank you OneLiner. I've been sans boyfriend for a whopping 3 months and already tired of the attitudes of certain people I come across. I came into this world complete already and don't need to be with someone to validate who I am. I'm happy with someone, I'm happy by myself, that's what I do; it's all just life and learning. People should look in the damn mirror first before casting shade. I like coming to this site and reading the comments. People here seem to be smarter than your average bear ;) You go, too!

Submitted by hotpocket on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 2:49pm.
It is so sexist and backward to assume that every woman wants a husband and kids. It is a lie that this always brings happiness, and too many women fall for it, only to discover too late that they've compromised themselves and are now living solely for others during years they should have been discovering who they are and having a helluva time. Being a wife and mother is fulfilling to some, and I respect that, but not to all and it is smart to really think about what you want and not what society expects.

Don't know who's dumped who, wasn't there myself, but the woman's dating and just being single. And while I don't care much for JA, I myself am tired of ignorant people telling me how to live, and I wouldn't trade my life for all the shitty diapers and minivans in the world. The only people who have a problem with single women who are out having fun are bitter women who can't get a date or are stuck in bad situations themselves or men who wish they had the same freedom and options.
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YOU GO GIRL!!!!
really, i feel the same way.....I love my life and i'm not marry or have kids....now that my friend, is a big accomplishment!

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So, Tiny Eyes is a player huh? The tabloids lie so much, it's hard to believe anything they say.

It is so sexist and backward to assume that every woman wants a husband and kids. It is a lie that this always brings happiness, and too many women fall for it, only to discover too late that they've compromised themselves and are now living solely for others during years they should have been discovering who they are and having a helluva time. Being a wife and mother is fulfilling to some, and I respect that, but not to all and it is smart to really think about what you want and not what society expects.

Don't know who's dumped who, wasn't there myself, but the woman's dating and just being single. And while I don't care much for JA, I myself am tired of ignorant people telling me how to live, and I wouldn't trade my life for all the shitty diapers and minivans in the world. The only people who have a problem with single women who are out having fun are bitter women who can't get a date or are stuck in bad situations themselves or men who wish they had the same freedom and options.

Uh... try all you like to make Jennifer seem pathetic but she lives in her custom-built mansion and has tens of millions in the bank and screws who she likes and doesn't get stuck on any one guy and travels to 5* resorts in Mexico where she swims and drinks margueritas with her friends... I don't really like the woman but I certainly don't pity her, either.

8-B
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

:P

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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Lumberjack jaw.

"You run Barter Town, you fix it...."

It really cracks me up when people insist that hey, Jen is enjoying a hot single sexy life unemcumbered by men or kids because she keeps dating douchebags who eventually dump her for sexy younger women. Having a halfway decent pair of tits and a full bank account does not keep you from being a pathetic desperate loser.

If she actually had a hot sexy single life and just wanted to have fun, she'd date decent guys and dump THEM. Instead, she dates douchebags and gets dumped. That's what losers who don't learn do, not sexy liberated women.

By the same logic, Halle Berry (who can have any man she wants) must automatically have great taste in men.

Submitted by Capitanne on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 1:34pm.
Maybe she's secretly a lesbian, and she spreads these stories to hide it.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

hahahahaha fuckin guido! snOWee wih fawkin cut yo fawkin ehs youz eeben think bout crawssin dat bitch!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

also, talks like Jethro!

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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

LMAO! That was really a LOL post MK! Poor Maniston probably is so desperate for a man she grabs whatever dick that will have her.

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I think the really desperate ones go after married men.

Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 11:16am.
I have no sympathy for someone who's become a zillionaire from being an ensemble actor on a TV show. They are not even carrying the show by themselves.. they have a bit role! Same goes for Charlie Sheen
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The difference is that the entire cast of Friends were making the same paycheck. They all agreed to that... $1 mil per episode. No one got more or less. With Charlie Sheen (that drug, alcohol, prostitute addicted scumbag), he is the only one making big bucks on the show! Clearly that's unfair when it's an ensemble.

You also fail to realize Jen has made over a dozen movies and a production company - her fortune has not come from her TV show alone.

Submitted by A.cotw on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 1:42pm.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's true. I've got one eye, a little weenus and I'm a "high talker". Chicks get annoyed when there girlfriends call my house and wind up talking to me for hours cuz they think I'm her.... no. bueno.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

snowy knows... she is my best gay!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 1:42pm.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not a huge fan, but the facts are that she's pretty, successful and rich with a seemingly decent personality and is famous worldwide. It's probably hard to find anyone resembling an equal, so she's gonna have to settle just to get laid, unless she wants to be celibate until she meets "the One." I can relate from my own non-rich, non-famous perspective. If I kept myself pure until I met Mr. Right, it might be a long time before I had sex, and I like sex too much, dammit.

No one wants to get with an asshole, but you know you're not going to hurt their feelings (they don't have any) while the nice guy who's also not Mr. Right cares too much and I try not to toy with people like that. As long as she doesn't get attached to the assholes. Just hit it and quit it girl; it's the only way.

JACK IS A LONELY LONELY MAN!

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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

Please when will the media STOP with the poor Jen can't keep a man shit. Not every woman in their 30s-40s want to be tied to the same dick for life. Hell if she wanted to be married she would be-I work with some pretty nasty trailer trashy chicks who are all married with kids. This bitch can't act for shit but has money and is fairly attractive. I know men that would marry her ass just for a case of beer.

"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun

Josh is gay. As in GAY.

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I have heard he is gay too. So is she bearding to help Courtney's ratings?

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These stories about Jennifer Aniston and all her men are getting ridiculous. According to the tabloids, at the moment she is sneaking around with Brad Pitt, dating a European financier, back with John Mayer and dating this nobody, Lindsay Lohan's leftovers, and her friend's husband. As much as I like to believe everything I read about celebutards, I'm beginning to wonder.

So what? At least she got dick. Jennifer Aniston represents the average woman. Isn't the average woman desperate for a man? Any man? Yeah, that's Jennifer and women in general. Desperate and pathetic.

LMAO! That was really a LOL post MK! Poor Maniston probably is so desperate for a man she grabs whatever dick that will have her.

Okay, this woman is a complete masochist. Most of us get a clue and leave off with the douchebags when we hit 30, but Aniston is clearly a case of arrested development. She's going to do this at least until she's 50 and then she won't be in control but be like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard and probably end up shooting some 25-year-old piece in her swimming pool.

I dunno; I know some people really like her here, but I get the vibe that she really is a whining, annoying hag in private, more than just a persona for her that the media came up with, thus the real reason she can't keep a man?

I also think that her 'friends' just like going on photo-ops, err, vacations with her when she agrees to pick up the tiki bar tab for the duration of their stay. Then again, she hasn't been on a 'vacation' in a while either, so maybe even the appeal of free sweet nectar is not there anymore . . . hmmm.

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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)

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I thought Courtney Cox was fucking him too?

And after banging that put-away-wet-saddle-faced Courtney, Jen does look like a young girl...

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 11:21am.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 11:19am.
A rugby fuck will hit really, really hard!
XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXXX XXX XXX XXX
A soccer fuck won't use his hands
A polo fuck rides ponies but doesn't care for being ridden
A jockey fuck can't be ridden because he's too thin
A gymnast fuck will triple flip ( my term for sex in three positions before the man finishes. non-gymnasts do it,too.)
A golf fuck will cheat because he looks at 18 holes.Golf fucks like group sex for the same reason.
A basketball fuck will bounce until the bed collapses

But, don't you see! If she gets serious with someone else, Bradley dear can't return so that they can have a small intimate wedding on a beach at which Courtney and David Arquette will be Maid of Honor and Best Man, the photos of which will not only earn them millions that she can put into her favorite charity (spa treatments for herself) but even better -- will land on the doorstep of Angelina's generic hotel room filled with horrible screaming children!

-- Summoned from a Seance with Anuston's Imagination

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh my gosh - you're 100% right! EEEEEW!!!! on the tampon incident!

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 11:24am.
Perhaps this solves Lainey's latest blind item?

http://www.laineygossip.com/blind_riddle_another_winner_28sept10.aspx?Ca...

Why blame the men? Maybe Jen is just as big a ho as they are. It does seem a little odd that this chick can't retain a man for at least six months. Has it ever occurred to people that she enjoys being single and kid free? She seems too busy sunbathing and starring in lame rom-coms to worry about a man or a child.

ubmitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 12:41pm.
Keep laughing.
On the LDS polygamist thread,the Dlisted harem was my suggestion. I get the first pair of "jack's box" panties at the annual orgy/reunion.

OT: Anniston must go for boring dudes. Of course,the cute & boring half of the couple could be Anniston. Mr. W says that every photo of her with a man,including Brad Pitt, shows her clinging,while he wears the expression of someone undergoing a cavity search at the airport in Miami.

By the way,if you're wondering what that comment has to do with the Dlisted harem,it's this: Few qualities are as attractive in a man as humor. There's not a doubt in my Breaky,MK,Salacious,ESE, and Jack-in-the-hat are never lonely for long.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 12:34pm.

Couldn't it be entirely possible that she was so devistated by Brad's cheating and the divorce that she's not at all interested in being married again?

Or her relationships keep failing as she keeps her distance and as soon as they start to become serious she backs out, not wanting to chance getting burned again?
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Reaches for the handkerchief.

As profound as an item on Jennifer Aniston can get.

She's still an attention seeking no-talent jerk though who milks every chance to promote herself as some hot piece (hahahaha).

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Submitted by mslewis on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 12:02pm.
She could try a "tennis fuck" because in tennis "love" means nothing!!!

Charlie, are you off your meds?

I don't think I have anything to say about Jenn and her love life. I'll just go have lunch now.
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i don't require meds unlike other pansys. Just the Holy Spirit guiding my way and Popov. That's all.

settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared

Submitted by mharker on Wed, 09/29/2010 - 12:41pm.
If Jen Aniston does settle down, after the dust settles no one will pity her anymore, jilted women won't consider her their sister in heartbreak, therefore even fewer people will see her movies than they already do. Being the victim is her career.
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I agree ! Oh I think Jen LOVES the victim role !! That is what has kept her non-existent acting career going. I still think she is BORING and harmless though. Angelina seems much more devious to me although the fact that I'm even writing about these two scares me.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...

Actor actor singer actor actor - she's more ignorant than Paris Hilton, who often goes after the money or power. Jeez Jen, remember Grace Kelly.

and he looks so uncool.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus