Japanese Toddlers Hate Tommy Girl
Those two little girls had to piss in a Playskool Go Girl, sleep on the sidewalk and try to freshen up their glorious Ann Jillian 'dos with a hand fan and their mom's folding brush. They did all of this just so they could meet their style icon SURI CRUISE at the Tokyo premiere of Knight & Gay, but look showed up instead? Some bitch who looks like he got lost while trying to find the Middle-earth glory hole. They want their money back!
Normally, I'm allergic to little kids kicking, screaming and crying, but I completely understand where these two are coming from. The kid on the right has every reason to throw a "LET ME AT THAT HO" tantrum, and her father should really let her go. The only thing better than watching a kid scream at Tommy Girl is watching two kids whoop his ass for not bringing Suri. I'll hold their pocketbooks while they do that.
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Tommy looks kinda chubby with the moobs..remind me of a dyke. His bodyshape is so feminine!
Since Tammy is a 'power-bottom' she doesn't need to have a 'package'!
Actually, everyone in those fotos looks so bad, I thought these were the ads for the newest "Addams Family" film. And you all are correct: "creepy" is an excellent way to describe Tommy Grrrl's present look; for me, it's creepy in the way that clowns are creepy.
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By my calculations he is wearing his 'hidden' four inch heels in those boots.
and why??? the jeans??? tacky.
The WTF award of the day goes to Chun Li waving hi.
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That boy has a tiny package - go figure he has to walk around with so much bravado all the time.
The guy with the leaky pits (last thumb) looks like he is trying to BE Tom Cruise- the creepy Tomish haircut and matching teeth caps...that, or he is going in for the big kiss....
Shorty McShort gets creepier every month - I can't even imagine the number of hours he clocks in front of his mirror!
He needs to retire that sweater 'cause it emphasises his moobs, and I'm gonna guess that's not the look he's going for.
Little Tommygirl Thumb is so itty-bitty and teeny-tiny!!! I just wanna put that diminutive diva in a walnut shell bassinet and rock the wee one to sleep, so that he may have magical, thimble-sized dreams!
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WTF?? Homegurl has a Hasbro inchworm for a dick! For Heaven's sake Tommy,have some self-respect & shove a prosthetic in your panties!
Cameron's legs are so slim and the skin on them is so shiny and smooth that if you scroll the pic down so that the upper portion of her body is out of view, it looks like a giant Barbie doll or mannequin is standing next to TommyGirl.
Whatever moisturizer or skin smoother she's putting on her shins/legs, she should slather on her dryed out face and hair!
Im sure Suri feels the same way...
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I hate myself for saying this but Tommy looks good especially considering he is 48!
Sorry boo, you don't have the bulge to wear your pants so tight. But your moobs, on the other hand, are filling out very nicely.
Cammie looks worn out, i guess Scientology has not been good to her even do, she is giving a lots of money, she looks as the same age as tommygirl and he is much older than her.
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Ann Jillian!? MK you went waaaaay back for that one. lol
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Submitted by mikki on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 1:02pm.
Does he think that dressing in clothes that are a size too small makes him look thinner, younger, what?
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Suri picks out the clothes in that family.
With his lifts Diaz is still a good four inches taller than he.
cameron looks a little shocking here. she's barely recognizable.
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wow! check out the guy in the orange/brown shirt in thumbnail 11, he was so excited to see Tom he's covered in sweat?!
Submitted by mikki on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 1:02pm.
Does he think that dressing in clothes that are a size too small makes him look thinner, younger, what?
All it really does is accentuate how feminine his body is. Those moobs and those child-bearing hips...
LOL! And so true!
HAHAHA!!! He has no package! HAHAHAHA!
TommyGirl's pants are too tight.
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Doesn't he wear this same thing all the time? He needs to get a nice sport coat.
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 12:45pm.
Does Cameron Diaz have sun damage,tanning bed damage,or is self-tanner eating her face alive? I must ponder this deep q.
She's always had uber-oily skin. That's part of her problem, anyway.
Does he think that dressing in clothes that are a size too small makes him look thinner, younger, what?
All it really does is accentuate how feminine his body is. Those moobs and those child-bearing hips...
I don't know, for some reason I cannot hate on Cammy. She's not the prettiest girl out there, granted, but she's got great legs and that "yeah, motherfuckers, I'm over 30 and I don't care" attitude that is so refreshing.
Tommy Girl, however, is in dire need of extra auditing sessions in order to cleanse all those thetans that have clumped on his chest.
TommyGirl looks fine in these photos, but Cameron is killing me with that zesty pasty face!
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Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 12:29pm.
I would venture a guess that said 'touching' would be akin to feeling up a garden slug.
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Nice Dress. Go die in it.
Does Cameron Diaz have sun damage,tanning bed damage,or is self-tanner eating her face alive? I must ponder this deep q.
Can't even glance at TommyGirl,he's too creepy.
Yes, Cammie was always cute at best, now she is worthy of her own post for her fucked up face such as the Grinch in the post below. How anyone can think her joker pizza face schtick is still "cute" is beyond me. Tommy Girl looks like a broke down bull dyke lesbian as usual.
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Cammie's face is what happens when you smile too much. I always suspected that she was gonna fall apart.
She and Meg Ryan in one day...cuteness sometimes fades away.
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Cammie looks good for an older lady. She should look into chemical peels or something - she is looking older than Tom Cruise in all these pictures.
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those bebe friends are crying because they were hoping he'd get booted out like Parasite!
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 12:24pm.
Even though Tom is now a C cup, I would still want to see what his dick looks like and possibly touch it.
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I would venture a guess that said 'touching' would be akin to feeling up a garden slug. *shudders uncontrollably*
I gotta walk away after that thought.
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I don't think it's so much that Cammie fucked with her face as much as it is, sun damage and being too thin have given her the gaunt sagginess.
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I wish she'd give Tommy Girl a slap or two.
Even though Tom is now a C cup, I would still want to see what his dick looks like and possibly touch it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.
mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.
Eeep! Anytime Tom Cruise does that sexy come hither smolder face my tummy hurts and I want to see a priest. He's just so awkward! I have never gotten the appeal. Only movie I didn't hate him in was Legend, and he was pretty much silent, in a loin cloth, frolicking with unicorns and shit (in other words, impossible to hate o_0).
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Nice Dress. Go die in it.
Tinymeat (check)...
thx Eiles, that was a critical oversight of mine
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Cappy, you forgot about his TINYMEAT!
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Mrs. Clinton needs to stop the release of that "Knight & Day" slop onto foriegn screens. Everybody already thinks we're a nation of full blown retards. That movie was stinko.
But Mr. Crews is youthful and pretty. That outfiit is meant for somebody 30 years younger though. What is with the skin tight sweater and those jeans with the boner bulge? I like him, but grow up.
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Yup, It's like Tommygirl's whole everything just gives us carte blanche to be our funniest cause it's all TRUE LOL!!
I mean, he's a midget (check), he flaunts moobs (check), his hair is now looking like a wild barley patch (check), he tries to hard (check), he projects 'glib' (check)...ohgod it can go on and on.
I lurvs tommy posts!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
I don't think being a Scientologist is any crazier than worshipping a grey bearded old man in the clouds.
C Diaz is still great looking.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 12:10pm.
Lmao Mike!
I actually almost feel bad. I don't actively dislike Cameron and realize she's doing the best she can with horrible skin.
Diaz has a good body but her hair looks like it needs a cut and her face looks like a halloween pumpkin. As for Tom Cruise, I liked him a whole lot better when he kept the crazy under wraps and his opinions to himself.
Her cheeks are saggy, too. I read somewhere that she got cheek implants, is that true? Maybe they are sinking down her face or something but it's weird.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 12:08pm.
@Super martian
Yup, been saying that for a while. This current color just washes out her wide-ish face. I think she would look hot as hell w/ a warmer golden brown.
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And no more excessive tanning.. like seriously I don't think I've seen tanning ruin someone's face so badly. She was born to be fair faced and now she is just ruining her looks. Ugh.
Awww, she fucked with her face, too.
I think she looks better with short hair if she has to have it super-blonde, and darker if she has to have it long. That dry old mess she is sporting is just bad, and it doesn't have to be. Jesus, she needs a good trim and some Moroccanoil.
If that isn't the portrait of Evil right there, then it can't be photographed.
"LET ME AT THAT HO"
This whole post is cracking me up!
Did Tom get a boob job?
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