Ty Ty Is Slapping At Her Tenhead Wishing She Came Up With This
Australia's Next Top Model SPOILER ALERT, so move your eyes elsewhere if you don't want to know shit. All the tricks and foolery Ty Ty Banks has pulled out of her lacefront cannot compare with the amazing (and possibly staged) disaster that hit the live finale of Australia's Next Top Model tonight. This is every reality contestant's worst nightmare. This is even worse than the doctor mixing up the test results and telling the wrong bitch that they have a flesh eating skin disease and it won't be long before their face looks like one of Iggy Pop's anal lips. This is worse than that.
On Australia's Next Top Model, the final winner is chosen by the viewers and a live audience of 2000. They vote via text message and Interactive Red Button. Well, at the end of tonight's live finale, host Sarah Murdoch announced that the winner was 19-year-old Kelsey Martinovich. CHEERS! ORGASMS! SPARKLES! DREAMS! MADE! And just when Kelsey was starting to imagine her new glamorous life as a premiere catalog poser and mall fashion show model, Sarah hit the stop button on the celebrations. Sarah stomped on Kelsey's bright dreams by telling everyone that she announced the wrong name! The stage manager gave her the wrong fucking name! Way to pull the dick out of a bitch before she cums! Damn. Damn. Damn.
The true winner was the other girl Amanda. The most shocking part is that Kelsey didn't yank out earrings, punch mouths or go on a massacre by stabbing everybody in the eye with her heel. Kelsey just kept saying, "It's okay...it's okay...mistakes happen." KELSEY! This kind of mistake does not happen! Babies getting switched? That's a mistake that happens. Accidentally pouring NAIR into your roommate's bottle of leave-in conditioner. That's a mistake that happen! Marriage. That's a mistake that happens! But declaring the wrong winner on a dumb reality show? This does not happen!
Foxtel apologized to Kelsey in a statement and said they are giving her $25,000 and a trip to NYC to meet with Elite:
“Sarah handled what was a difficult situation with utmost professionalism and grace. Amanda and Kelsey were neck and neck in the voting all night.We apologise to Kelsey for the error, and Foxtel will be sending her to New York as well as awarding her $25,000 as a prize."
The clip of this hilarious wreck is below:
You know Ty Ty is re-shooting the finale of America's Next Top Model right now. She will not be outdone! Expect her to say at the finale: "And the winner of America's Next Top Model who gets a spread in VOGUE ITALIA VOGUE ITALIA VOGUE ITALIA is.....ME!!!" Actually, you were expecting that anyway, right?
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yah, that host looks truly "horrified" by the mistake. it seemed staged, you can't say the polls kept climbing as an excuse, that's why voting usually closes at a certain time. sheesh. why is public mortification considered entertainment nowadays?
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As being totally asinine, they should have now given BOTH girls the top prize...maybe that will make sure it doesn't happen again.
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So staged. Reality show awards are not to be believed, people..
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I don't know if the two contestants knew (probably not) but this seems fake to me. I usually like Sarah but she appears to be acting and insincere here. If they (judges, producers of show, etc) did set this up then shame on them.
If it was a mistake then why didn't they settle on a draw? If the votes were so close why not let them both win the damn show!
That is insane. I feel sorry for BOTH girls AND the announcer. It doesn't look staged. However, both girls handled it with grace.
Submitted by Miami on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 8:52am.
Anyway, the runner up should sue Tyra, the producers of the show, and the network
And what do you propose she sue about? Emotional distress? Those cases don't ever win unless the person is proven to suddenly become majorly psychotic, usually to the point that they can become physically harmful to themselves, not just bummed.
LOL that wasnt a mistake and if it was if I was the host I wouldve kept my mouth shut
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what i'd like to know is how much old sarah had to fork over in order for her daughter to be on the show.
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Jaslene sucks, that voice, she needs to be seen and never heard for that season. And NOOO they do not let the American people vote, its up to the judges and Ty Ty only. I havent been watching this year, I used to love it, now its like eh...if I catch it I do, but I dont put it on my schedule anymore.
Staged or not, I wish the US version let people vote for the winner (or do they do that now? I haven't watched in a while). I hate when the bitchiest, most annoying contestants win, like Carridee (whatever the hell her name was) and Jaslene. I know it's about looks, but the only time personality counted against a person was when the judges complained about Jade but let her go ahead until they finally couldn't stand her ass.
I HATE ALL THESE FUCKING FAKE CALL IN YOUR VOTES BULLSHIT MOTHER FUCKING SHOWS!!!! ALL OF THEM SUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCK!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
I would love to see that on ANTM...and the aftermath when Tyra beats everyone with her 5" stilettoes.
"Way to pull the dick out of a bitch before she cums!"
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I don't think it was staged at all...they all reacted almost exactly how i would have in their respective situations...
This looked real to me. Australian's are different than American's, (not better or worse, just different) and this looks real to me. That is how I would expect and Australian to respond, they wouldn't make a fuss over it.
100% Fake. The actual winner's face is much prettier (at least in this clip).
This looks totally staged!!
American Idol should pull something like that, too funny.
Staged and in a bad way
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Oh shit, here in the USA, fking WWIII mass destruction would have been imminent.
And what dumb smuck bitch backstage didn't triple confirm the name??? You know hopes smashed within minutes really destroys people inside! Somebody shoulda rushed the illiterate doof backstage who can't match a photo w/ a name and pull the right one for announcement. Damn.
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This is some foulness of epic proportions!!!
She shoulda slapped SOMEONE.
The producer, the assistant.
SOMEONE!
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This happened at my high school, the returning Homecoming Queen crowned the wrong girl. Very sad.
imcuteifyouredrunk I'm here watching the UK Celeb BB with Alex Reid and Stephen Baldwin
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this is so fake. please.
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Sophie should of won. She was the third one. It's only this one that the viewers got to pick. The other seasons have been pretty much like America's version where the panel pick.
EXACTLY! If you are not on the big screen.. you ain't winning shiiiiit.
"it's ok" translates to.. "run bitch, run!"
Everything is staged these days as fucking up equals instant coverage.
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I would have taken the giant Bazaar cover with the other girl on it that was projected behind them as a giant clue as to who actually won.
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imcuteifyouredrunk that's awesome! thanks, no I know what I'll be doing all day at work today!!!
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I was there. It was mayhem. :) Amanda was ahead on model potential but Kelsey had the better cover photo. Voting closed minutes before the announcement.
Like you said MK, you need to stow away in Gayle's 'case' and come see how live TV is really done.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 8:37am.
I wish this would have been American bitches... shit would have gotten REAL!
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pfffffft. nah, I hate seeing chicks fight, it's so butchy. My point was, after seeing some of the selfish, inmature BITCHES on Tyra's show one can only imagine the hair pulling that would have ensued.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 9:00am.
I wish we could watch the overseas ANTM over here, I have given up on the US one but the foreign ones look good.
snow, you can. i do.
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now, ive been watching the aussie and nz versions of top model, and the whole time ive been thinking how much nicer it is. literally, its nicer. theres no psycho ghetto trash flipping out every 5 seconds, the girls seem less back stabby, and they (mostly) root each other on. its quite nice. the only thing that im not a huge fan of is the nz version of mr. jay. they combine mr. and mrs. jay into one blech mess. the aussie version is wicked adorable though.
I liked the first girl better!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 8:37am.
I wish this would have been American bitches... shit would have gotten REAL!
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Old-fashioned much, Jack? "Mighty pretty when you're mad,little lady."
OT: MK's post was funny I didn't bother with the video clip. Genius!
Shitty acting!
At least they look like real women and not death bed ill like Ty Ty's lot always do.
snowy, me too. let the audience pick the winner for a change. but I'm sure control-freak Tyra would never go for that.
I wish we could watch the overseas ANTM over here, I have given up on the US one but the foreign ones look good.
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i don't believe it for one second. but nice try.
I don't watch this fuckery for a myriad of different reasons. Anyway, the runner up should sue Tyra, the producers of the show, and the network. With any luck she will win and tyra will be left penniless and busted. I hate that woman with a passion!
Yeah right! This was no mistake.
I laughed my ass off!!
But on second thought, it does seem staged. I think both contestants knew about it...this was a make it or break it moment, and they seemed too well adjusted from the beginning to the end.
Oh please, that was so staged. Free publicity donchaknow?
Amanda looks like a slightly less anorexic version of Rose Byrne. mmm
I wish this would have been American bitches... shit would have gotten REAL!
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That was no mistake... great way to get onto the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald when your ratings are shite.
No one else thought it was staged? Smells like a stunt to me.
But I was impressed by the composure of the finalists. Very nice.
If that had been last year's America's Next Top Model with Krista and Angelea in final two, weaves would be a'flyin'.
This looked staged to me.
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