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You know where the best place is to pick out a juicy moco and nibble on it like it came from a bag of Rold Golds? Why in the middle of a TV news room during a live broadcast, of course! Actually, let me correct myself. That's the second best place. The best place is in your car in the middle of a traffic jam with the windows rolled down. But my guess is that homegirl couldn't wait that long to get a piece.