Monday, September 27th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Bret Michaels On Billboard Magazine
This is some Photoshop of Love shit and the overachiever who airbrushed this mess gets the final backstage pass. I'm not saying that Bret Michaels doesn't naturally have a body like a video game version of Jackie Warner, but that cover looks more like a ceiling fresco from John Travolta's personal sauna.
via 411mania
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And where the fuck can I buy a copy of Billboard mag? I need to expand my horizons more - CVS doesn't carry it. lol
Leave Bret aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
I am in denial about the extreme photoshopping that some of you claim was done. He took off his shirt on The Apprentice and was remarkably ripped. Even the wrestler chick did a double take and said something. And he looked to be in incredible shape even while lying shirtless (but with his bandana, lol) in the hospital.
I cannot help it. I love him.
He actually looks like Lindsay Lohan here.
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OMG, soo scary! He looks like he is missing his turtle shell. lol
WTF, Bret does not have that 6 pack and chest. Otherwise we would have seen it on his shows more.
What a farce!
Dayum he's even uglier than Jorge Lopez. Old white men should NOT wear eye liner and pink lip stick. Unless they're Jared Leto.
Photoshop or not, Bret Michaels is definitely bald. There's no way you get nekkid for a magazine cover and keep the 99-cent do-rag unless it's hiding a bald spot/broke ass weave.
Not Photoshop,
I happen to know this photo series was actually shot almost 2 years ago, but Bret and BB agreed not to run it at the time.
Why are they running it now???
The guy can barely even stand upright these days.....
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gym to the stars zomay
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Um...Was there a 24 hour weight lifting room in the hospital. Maybe this gym had IV stations and bed pans. Sure I buy it....
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that's not photoshop... its a fuckin Oil Painting
I wouldnt do him with Paris Hilton's herp pussay
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
All I know about this piece is that he must be hiding something nasty under his head rag and still it is too much information.
Hah. Golf claps to the guy who decided to photoshop Bret Michael's head onto a fit OLD MAN's body.
And dude, stop with the lip injections. I also hate it when guys shave their pubes, especially if they are even remotely chub--it ends up looking way too familiar in a 'pubis mons' sense.
Photoshop FAIL! How is it possible to have that much definition in the upper abs and a pot belly? What a freakin' joke.
Puto, what are "drug addict legs"????
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He has drug addict legs.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 5:57pm.
Nothing against Bret Michaels as a guy but I was never a Poison fan and what's wrong with his belly button?
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It's painted badly...?
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He looks like the Spartans of "300" with the spray-painted abs.
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Nothing against Bret Michaels as a guy but I was never a Poison fan and what's wrong with his belly button?
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Bart needs to get overhimself already. He looks like a grandpa trying to be a 22 year old. He could only dream of being in rock legend status with the likes of Mick,Pete, Steven Tyler. You never hear those guys bragging about how great they are because their music speaks for itself. Bart has been trying to push that crappy ass rose song down our throats for the past 4 or 5 years. Also would he like some pervert like himself to be screwing his daughters? Asswipe.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 3:50pm.
Bret is such a loser. I'm sorry, but he has very little talent, he whines more than a Gallo brother, and he wears a freaking do-rag with a beat weave attached to it. I mean, puh-leeze!
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Agreed. He seems like a nice guy but what kind of message is he sending to his daughters by banging those nasty skanks on that "reality" show of his? Why would anybody want to marry such shit after his dick has been inside so many nasty women? He tried to act like he was grossed out by that woman who had herpes but then he shows off his cold sores to TMZ...yeah, ok, douche.
WALMART??
fuck.
how much did that cost?
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Fakers are everywhere: http://tinyurl.com/2764l4z
Barf.
Bret is such a loser. I'm sorry, but he has very little talent, he whines more than a Gallo brother, and he wears a freaking do-rag with a beat weave attached to it. I mean, puh-leeze!
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Bret Michaels always reminds me of an old 'extreme makeover' lesbian.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
HAHA! Nice sprayed on ad definition Bret! Who the hell actually bought that that was real?
bNothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Double post out of disgust... sorry.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
he looks like an over worked out 75 year old...with that posture and ridic excuse for a six pack...that is so photoshopped to hell and back it is not even funny!!!
Billboard mag proudly claims to be "a tool for those working in the music industry" for over a 100 years... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I guess it makes sense to have a tool on the cover then.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
he's working with a moutful and i wouldnt' kick it out of bed bitches...
The only thing I want to know about Brett is what kind of fuckery he's hiding under that bandana. Other than that I'll pass.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
He is downright weird lookin anyway
Wowsers, that's one of the weirdest bodies I've ever seen! It's like they collected different male body parts and assembled them all together with poor Bret Michael's head attached! LMAO!
and winning celeb apprentice?
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I guess I'm going to be forced to dig out all my old 80s and 90s heavy metal magazines to see if he ever had abs even close to that.
This guy would not even be relevant if not for his recent health scares. Next!
So photoshopped and still yet vile and gross...glad I didnt eat lunch yet.
They painted abs, but kept a poochy stomach? This picture gives me the snickers, he is so ridiculous.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 12:28pm.
OK I just checked out the I ♥ $ cast, Ricki already told me about 20 Pack and Brittanya but I am also excited about CHEEZY! Brooklyn, 6 Gague, Chi Chi, Fiesty, Mamacita MarCIa and stupid Mindy! ahahahahaha can't wait for this! LOL
I love Chichi's little codependent ass. He's like a scared hamster. And Brittanya was a horrible piece of shit in the episode I saw.
I just spilled coffee all over my brand new computer and just got caught by a client blow drying my ass so this will do, thanks
OK I just checked out the I ♥ $ cast, Ricki already told me about 20 Pack and Brittanya but I am also excited about CHEEZY! Brooklyn, 6 Gague, Chi Chi, Fiesty, Mamacita MarCIa and stupid Mindy! ahahahahaha can't wait for this! LOL
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Submitted by Miami on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 12:24pm.
Does Brett have sex with his whores wearing that headband and bandana?
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He does if he doesn't want them to see his bald head;p
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How em-bare-ass-ing.
Does Brett have sex with his whores wearing that headband and bandana?
Just curious...
If it were Open Post, I'd say how fucking bored and unmotivated I am today ... not to mention BROKE.
FUCK!
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EW what the hayull is goin on here! How old is this bag of washed up bones anyways
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 11:58am.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 11:56am.
Hey Momus,
Bored yet?
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Not yet but getting close. And, you?
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SO BORED! I'd like to go back to bed and start over please:)
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
OOOOOH DWM-that would be so cool! But if its a spinoff how would Caroline bitch?
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