Not Everybody Hates Katherine Hagel

I sit corrected! There is a person on this planet who doesn't spit up phlegm balls and roll their eyes into the next room whenever Katherine Hagel comes by. Case in point: this Hagel superfan who tried to suck the object of her obsession into her bowels in NYC the other night. This is actually a living thing who most likely cried tears of sadness on her custom made "High 4 Heigl" bedspread when Izzy left Grey's Anatomy instead of crying tears of sheerfuckinghappiness (with the rest of us).

Wait. Or maybe that lady is a former chain smoker who just quit the cigs and sniffed out the pure nicotine flowing from the tips of Hagel's hair to the tips of her toe nails. That's why the crazy is trying to eat Hagel's hair. Bitch is trying to get her favorite fix! Yeah, that's a more reasonable explanation for this picture. I sit NOT corrected!

Here's Hagel having dinner with Josh Duhamel before getting attacked by a raging nicotine monster.

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Submitted by URFUG on Tue, 09/28/2010 - 1:22pm.

I'd hate to be a celeb. I'm sure Katherine hates that this strange looking woman is hugging her - yuck!

Submitted by grapesoder on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 7:44pm.

1. I don't understand why we're supposed to hate her.

2. There are lots of celebs who would have had their bodyguards shoot that lady, and Hagel was being nice to what looks like a crazy person, so she has to get credit for that.

3. WTF is that hair color? Dehydrated piss yellow?

4. Josh Dumbell has dirty fingernails.

Submitted by Texrocks on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 3:39pm.

I am still beyond pissed of that this trick is playing Stephanie Plum. Seriously Stephanie Plum, I don't even want to see who is playing Ranger. Hollywood really does suck!

Submitted by Vermithrax on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 2:15pm.

She's fun to look at. Never seen any of her actual work though.

Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 1:32pm.

Loving on Josh big time, always have, isnt he married to the Ferg monster??

Submitted by cprincess on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 11:38am.

Hey she looks really happy that she has a fan...

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Submitted by kacky on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 11:33am.

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 10:47am.

Did she dip her dye job in Cheetos shavings? I could do better with a bottle of Soft Scrub and a box of those bladder infection tablets. Maybe her ugly inside is leaking out through her scalp. (Can you tell I fucking hate this arrogant meat wallet?)

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 10:31am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 11:34am.
letinstar : ewwww...Josh is one giant cootie monster...and let's not forget of the many skanks he banged, Fergie was one of them...
:P LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

yeah, but i'm willing to accept josh's cooties cuz he's hot...you know dang well josh is too hot for fuggie...:D

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Submitted by mharker on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 10:23am.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 11:46am.
I think she's cute in movies, but such a bitch in real life.
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I agree. During the Judd Apatow/Seth Rogen interview on Howard Stern, they genuinely seemed disappointed that she put down "Knocked Up" because apparently she was a lot of fun when filming the movie. I guess she changed her mind about it sometime after production.

Submitted by humpalump on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 10:22am.

ugh, josh duhamel is so fukin' gorgeous...

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 10:16am.

I think she's cute in movies, but such a bitch in real life. Even when trying (interviews, etc.) she just can't shake the image. I think it's because her mother is so close in her business (literally -- they co-produced this latest film). Mother's only encourage princesses like her, esp. if they're raking in the dough. BLECH!

Submitted by BabyJane on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 10:13am.

I seriously thought that "fan" was Rachel Dratch. lol

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 10:07am.

I'd let Josh D hit it over and over and over...

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 10:04am.

letinstar : ewwww...Josh is one giant cootie monster...and let's not forget of the many skanks he banged, Fergie was one of them...
:P LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 10:01am.

josh d...still smoking hot...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....

Submitted by mcnightmare on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:59am.

god, i get the screams just thinking of some random person grabbing me like that. the paps would have caught a picture of me pushing a red-headed lady away and slapping her about the head and chest area.

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Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:48am.

Too.much.bleach. If she paid for that, and wasn't done in her bathroom at 2am drunk, she wants to get a refund.

*small voice* I quite like her though but then again, never watched Grey's. Maybe that has something to do with it?

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Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:45am.

Heigl shits me to tears but I feel sorry for her here. I'd fucking lose it if some random person came up and touched me. I dont even like family and friends getting too close

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:07am.

cheesemissile right? She looks like she used Miss Clairol at home!

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Submitted by Infamous on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:04am.

Damn! She went too blonde

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Submitted by cheesemissile on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:52am.

Grrrrrl, put some lowlights in yer hair. We wouldn't be allowed to let someone leave our salon with "French-fry" color like that

Submitted by rukiddingme on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:50am.

There's no celebrity on this planet that I would act like that over. None.

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Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:48am.

Grey's Anatomy is the worst. Honestly, it just sucks. It has no redeeming qualities and should die a slow and painful death.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:37am.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:21am.

TOTALLY GHEY!

I hope those two (Josh and Heigle or HEigle and the Rojo too)
are having an affair, I just want everyone involved to be miserable!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:28am.

Heigl?

I just can't with this bitch!

I have tried to like her, but I just cannot!

And Duhamel is hot, so why is he with Fuggie?

The last time she was hot, Clinton was sticking cigars up intern poon.

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Submitted by kieranx on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:27am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:52am.
I can't believe KH keeps getting movies. They have all been bombs!

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Unfortunately, that's not true. She's got a few hits under her belt where she was the lead (27 Dresses, The Ugly Truth) so even though Killers was a flop, she's got a way to go before she stops getting offers. Thankfully, this new one looks like an enormous bomb. People don't want to pay $12.50 to watch a young couple deal with parenthood. They can see that every fucking half mile for free.

You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:22am.

I can't believe KH keeps getting movies. They have all been bombs!

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Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:21am.

So THAT's who bought every copy of 27 Messes at Walmart.

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Submitted by kieranx on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:20am.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:43am.
That woman looks crazy enough to pull a Mark David Chapman on Heigl

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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:14am.

@Ricki
"surreptitiously lured away into the nearest back alley shortly after these shots were taken, perhaps using back issues of Cat Fancy magazine"

LOL!!!

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:13am.

That woman looks crazy enough to pull a Mark David Chapman on Heigl. I am surprised the HAGel let her come that close to her veneers. I never understood people who go crazy over celebrities to this level of fuckery and desperation. there is no one left in Hollywood worth this kind of adoration.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:12am.

Submitted by tojo on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 9:31am.

I'm sure I'm the most fashionally backwards person here, but I'm really hating those shoes..
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Agreed. Those booties are pretty trendy now, but they make anyone's legs look stumpy. And that's quite a feat, since Katherine is 5' 9".

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:12am.

sybil- the only white I see are HIS sneakers...

Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:11am.

Love mah gurl Kheig. She is gritting her teeth pretty convincingly there. If I wasn't already so obsessively enamored with her distinctly delicious brand of Type-A, "pretty blonde girl" cuntbagginess I might actually think she was welcoming a downtrodden, unfortunately-looking fan with the crazies into a sanctuary of warmth, love, and open acceptance within her lithe, graceful, and dewy magnanimous arms. Thankfully, we all know she is methodically and urgently planning this ugly pig bitch's death after exploiting the noblesse oblige tabloid pics for all they're worth. Something tells me that Dirty Ginge McBloatedIrishFace here and her ugly 1992 photoprint catalog rayon tee were surreptitiously lured away into the nearest back alley shortly after these shots were taken, perhaps using back issues of Cat Fancy magazine, and cruelly and unceremoniously beaten to bloody fucking death by the security detail of a particularly brutal mistress. Long live The Kheig, and let hell rain fire and black, hopeless, inexorable death on all who dare touch her. That post-execution cigarette really is the most satisfying, isn't it K?

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Submitted by sybil on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:06am.

The obsessed fan should know not to wear white after Labor Day! Having said that, her sneakers & peds are fabulous!!!

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:05am.

Hey, spitting up phlegm balls is NO JOKE! I have bronchitis over here!

Nice pink shirt, Joshy.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:02am.

I'd like to get my hands on him...strictly for research purposes, of course.

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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 8:01am.

I'm sure I'm the most fashionally backwards person here, but I'm really hating those shoes...

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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 7:58am.

I thought that was Rojo for a minute.....

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 7:55am.

You just KNOW that if it wasn't for the paps, bitch would've kicked that PEON far away from her.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 09/27/2010 - 7:55am.

Wow! What a total coincidence that she just happened to be caught leaving dinner with Josh Duhamel when a crazed fan also just happened to be there AND they just happened to have a movie coming out soon!

If I were cynical, I might think this was staged....