Mimi Goes Down In Singapore
While performing at the F1 Singapore Grand Prix, Mimi slipped on stage and gracefully floated to the floor like a true melodramatic diva. Seriously, it looks like the whispers of a zillion butterflies, the wings of a dozen imaginary angels and the rays of a rainbow softly guided her to the floor. That is serious dramatic theatrics right there. When Mimi falls, she always imagines that there's a pink velvet settee just waiting to catch her.
Then Mimi's dancer hiked up their weight lifting belts, said a silent prayer that their chiropractor can fit them in the next day and pulled her probably pregnant ass off the floor. The best part is when Mimi calls her assistant out to get her heels off so she doesn't give her Hello Fetus a case of vertigo by free falling again. Ha. If Margo Channing was based on a Lisa Frank drawing, she'd be just like Mimi.
There's more clips of Mimi's performance at ONTD.
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you know her cankles finally gave up and said, "I quit this bitch" but before they could get off the stage, they saw the checkerboard Monarch slave programming pattern lining her coat and got back in line. is Mimi pregnant or just retaining water...and cookie dough ice-cream?
OMG...that poor stagehand Toni! I wonder how much that poor girl gets paid to touch Mariah Carey's corn chip smelling feet?
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
If Margo Channing was based on a Lisa Frank drawing, she'd be just like Mimi (or nclgemini)
Nobody loves Mimi more than me but dang girl, can't you take off your own shoes? And, that ain't pregnancy weight, that's weight weight. That's ok gurl, you STILL looking good.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
now THATS how you fall GRACEFULLY! only my mimi!
These pregnant entertainers are going to get enough of trying to perform in stilettos on slippery stages. That said - that was the smoothest fall I've ever seen. She barely hit the floor. Methinks Mimi has had experience hitting (or bracing from) the ground a time or two.
Then it could have been mommy mode kicking in to avoid injuring the babe.
She's looking heavvvvvvy !I'm not quite sure if that's pregnancy weight though.
And why does she seem like such an amateur in this footage? She's getting picked up off her ass and her fishnets are being tended to while she's on stage! She's a fucking diva for sure. Why are people primping her on stage in the middle of a show?
Wait...is she really pregnant? She looks fat, for sure but not in a baby bump way.
@zonko
You call them gazoobies. Pot, meet kettle.
More importantly.. the dancer took the opportunity to grab himself a quick handful of her chi-chi thinking nobody would notice!
BUSTED!
--thanks awfully--
I've never gotten a mean vibe from Mariah. I've always felt like she was ditzy/inexperienced/sheltered/spoiled but in general was kind.
That being said, I still don't think someone like her should be having children. And I say children, because I think she is spitting out a 2-piece because there is NO way in hell she is allowing her glitter vessel to go through the ordeal of chirrenz in the chitlins again!
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@ howdareyou:
Sorry, but i gotta tell it like it is.
She treated us kindly, hung out, joked around and laughed it up with us working folks.
Unfortunately, she has no concept of the meaning of money or DEADLINES. She really fucked things up for a lot of us. The day she walked into the door was the end of my much-loved career.
@ The Mad Catter Thank you for that hilarious poop story about Louie Anderson. You don't know how much I love poop stories. I don't like poop...but I love the stories...hahaha...and I see we both like cats. I have 4! There's no button on here to message you personally.
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 10:43pm.
What? Mimi fell on her ass in Singapore? Do we think that Island Girl living there for the last 14 months is just a coincidence?
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I plead the 5th! :)
And I just saw a stretch limo with a police motorcade go by, I wonder if it was her dancers on the way to the hospital?
Submitted by Zonko on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 9:57pm.
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BUT as demanding as she was, she really IS a nice, friendly person. Not snotty or stuck up. Just a ridiculous dumbbell.
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Fuck you, you're making me like her!
Now I feel bad for laughing at her falling, with that smile plastered on her face, in slow-mo. \
Great Lyrics! : (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Are you guys sure she isn't just fat? I would think by now, this far along, she would be telling everyone so they fawn all over her.
You are so hot, let's get crazy, do some coke
-Pat O'Brien
Here's what I am going to do, I am going to read up on how to be a Buddhist, and I am gonna pray to Buddha that he is going to reincarnate me so when I kill myself I can come back and be cool as
fuck like you.
Wow, she has ballooned these last few months; just admit you're pregnant and be done with it, Mimi...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
HAH! Too bad I wasn't there to see it. THose F1 tix are pretty damn expensive.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
What? Mimi fell on her ass in Singapore? Do we think that Island Girl living there for the last 14 months is just a coincidence?
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Wow, Mimi really has gotten big.
Oh, I believe she is a demanding nightmare diva. No doubt in my mind. I also think she'd be a horrible mother- she is too narcissistic to be a Mommy.
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But all I can see is red, red red red red now
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@ fishsticksfan:
Oooh, the things i could tell you (and WISH i could tell you) - WOWEE. But i just can't post those details online.
I can say that she is EXTREMELY demanding and EXTREMELY difficult, and made my job very hard (and i've worked with BIGGER superstars that make her look like a nobody).
BUT as demanding as she was, she really IS a nice, friendly person. Not snotty or stuck up. Just a ridiculous dumbbell.
She calls her gazoobies her "scandals".
I guess she thinks it's funny or something.
Submitted by Zonko on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 9:01pm.
I can tell you from personal experience:
YES - she IS a fucking nightmare to work for.
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LIKE WHAT!!!??? I want to know more!!!
sit your preggie ass down, mimi...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
I despise her look, her attitude, and her sound. I wish she would just fall out of sight forever although she has inspired MK to new heights with his Hello Fetus comment. Very funny.
@ Stoney:
I can tell you from personal experience:
YES - she IS a fucking nightmare to work for.
That wasn't a fall! Now the JLo splits...thats a fall!
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 5:39pm.
OH.MY.GAWD.
Bitch, you are pregnant, not handicapped. She must be a total nighmare to work for and live with.
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@Stoney, I mentioned that crap too, earlier. She can't even "move"/use her own fucking legs to get up herself!
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Cha y'all! She CAN but she doesn't HAVE TO!
She got people gonna "MAAAAAKE IT HAP-PENNN!"
I mean, wow. How OLD are you guys anyway?!
Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 5:45pm.
And I'd bet a hundred bucks this bitch is gonna pop out a pair of trendy in vitro twins.
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Agreed and HAI! It's good to see your bitchy ass out here! :)
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Aww I always have a soft spot for Mimi. She is a diva, but not a bitchy one. She doesn't seem like she's mean to little people, but that she's just clueless about why someone taking off your shoe for you could look a bit ridiculous.
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wow she's blown up! I hope she is pregnant
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 8:35pm.
First off: ewwwwwwwww!!! Second , hope you have pics and sell them to the Enquirer to make up for that nasty experience.
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
I said it before and I'll say it again, Mimi is not working with a full deck of cards upstairs. She has not been sane in a long time. Her ex (biased I know) Tommy Mortola said Mimi was a sandwich short of a picnic a while back. I think her bust-up with Luis Miguel a few years ago sent her over the edge. Remember when she lost her marbles for a while in 2001? I don't think she ever had them to begin with.
Edited: One of the craziest fucking things I've ever read! I deleted the long ass copy/paste job because it's ridic...but seriously, read this shit.
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/Content/louie.html
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THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
And the best part is how they lingered there for a minute after they got her upright...like in case she toppled over again like a weeble.
Oh shit MK, tooooo funny!
Seriously though, it looked like those two guys were trying to lift a dump truck.
"said a silent prayer that their chiropractor can fit them in the next day,"
I hope you make a zillion dollars off this website MK! You rock in the full spectrum of psychedelic colors.
Graceful as a water buffarilla
Man she's gotten big
Cappy got me in the mood to BITCH hardcore and now I can't think of any good whingeing material..
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Didn't anyone else see the documentary on her that came out a few years ago? She surrounds herself with people who are hired to do stuff, but nobody does. We're not talking J-Lo here.
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You have done me wro-ung! As yo waf!
@Mad Catter,
No one really. Just out of sorts and tired of chatting w/ the same peeps on the phone. You guys bring the dirt and noise so I come here.
I'm off to resume my dumb reading crap. See you guys around.
*ggoose shots all around - salute*
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
SO not as bad but still shitty? Thats sucky! :(
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Yeah, Pam, that was me! The construction crew finally finished, and college students had already started moving into the units during all of the crazy noised. I talked to this guy who said the construction workers WERE INDEED getting wasted and working/partying while intoxicated at all hours of the night. Thank god they're gone.
BUT.
There's a new construction site RIGHT NEXT TO IT. Thankfully it's not the same contractors, not nearly as obnoxious. It has prompted me to ask for a rent reduction (among other reasons), and I've gotten several others in the building behind that idea. So it's still bullshit drama.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Mad Catter whatever happened with that construction all night partying thing? Was that you? My meds give me terrible memory problems.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyy Yallllllllllllllllllll
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Hey Cappy...
What/who do ya feel like bitching about?
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
Hey all. I'm fucking snarky, chatty and mean-spirited tonight. Where's pseudo-OP tonight? Or maybe everyone's chill for tonight. Good for y'all. Aight, 'nite all.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
She looks on track for at least a 70 pound pregnancy weight gain.
If she is not preggers, she is dangerously skating close to Aretha country.
Edited :Damn Anonymous Q...I thought the same thing LOL..sorry didn't see your post before I wrote mine.
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
Damn by her nine month she'll be reaching Aretha status.
"Hello Fetus" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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