Sunday, September 26th 2010
Who Ordered The Flame Broiled Split Chicken?
It's been way too long since the models of Sports Illustrated have gotten a serious lesson in bikini body posing, so here's Phoebe Price blowing fire on the sand in Malibu yesterday with a friend and her dog Henry. Don't be surprised if you see Marisa Miller or one of those other amateurs doing the happy "cooch to sand" pose.
And now you know why you heard the sounds of waves, camera clicks and chicken clucks when you put your ear to the giant shell on your coffee table yesterday.
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The other girl with her is Paula Labaredas, and she's actually an actress. The most famous actress from Portugal who actually made it out to L.A. and got some work. Amazing who Phoebe is rubbing shoulders with these days. At this rate... Her movie "Stanley DeBrock" might even come out of post-production, where it's been for about 2 years already.
She is the modern day Edie Bouvier Beale...all she needs is a nice turban.
Every time I see her I cannot help but to think of that movie that Nicole Kidman was in where she played the psychotic weather ho with a secret agenda.
I'm tellin' y'all. The ginge is makes me cringe!
C R A Z Y!
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Why do ghostly women try to suntan? I think her dermatologist just hung himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
malibu sand looks like mud.
Not liking the st. patty's day green bikini. She is, however, getting major points for wearing bikini bottoms that contain her chocha and actually fit. Maybe she can teach the idiot socialites and "actresses" in hollywood how to buy bottoms that fit and don't expose your entire baby spewer minus the bacon strip. Also, her bod is looking pretty hot. And, damn, we of the freckly persuasion just get no love in the commentary world. Jeebus we can't help it. SPF doesn't help sometimes.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
That's a compelling scenario. I was thinking inheritance--pays for the surgery--don't see anything else she is doing that is expensive.
Maybe divorced a wealthy car dealer... Definitely smells like fast money of some sort.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 2:37pm.
...My guess? Her mother sold the small family farm to developers when the real estate market was hot (which it was in The South for quite some time), and she's using that to allow her child to live her delusion.
I believe she is on the north side of 50. I have known women of that age with pretty nice bodies--at least the parts she is showing. If women stay in shape, the face will show age before the body--as is the case with her.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 9:28pm.
Is she still claiming to be 29? Then she should be hitting the big 3 0 tomorrow. Unless she is turning 29 again, which she has done for a good 10-12 years...
Is she still claiming to be 29? Then she should be hitting the big 3 0 tomorrow. Unless she is turning 29 again, which she has done for a good 10-12 years...
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He's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
What am I gonna do?
-Fiona Apple
atleast phoebe's labia lips aren't falling out of her bikini...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
Does she have a clue as to how ridiculous she looks?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
If you rip off the face off her head, she's not half bad looking.
These two bitches look about as comfortable and natural at the beach as Joan Collins would at Popeye's Chicken!
Tomorrow is Phoebe's birthday...I'm her Facebook friend so I'm ahead of y'all. Also, she posted some weird thing about "joel osteen being so good". How are we supposed to take that?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
When there's red on top there's a fire in the hole!! SPF one million...don't burn PP!!
You know what, Phoebs has fun. I'll give her that. The green bikini has to go though. Love the red mane also.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
I sort of love Cutlets - she sure has grown on me. I mean, that first pic of her doin the splits in the sand in her lil green bikini with her freckly arms up in the air is kinda cute in a retarded kind of way. She seems so benign. I don't get the evil willies from her - her dorky antics are like a breath of fresh, salty sea air compared to all this Blohan drama.
In terms of the gossip blogosphere, think of her spearmint-y green bikini pose spread as a palate cleanser before the next round of pics of Blohan looking like diarrhea-covered chicken bone with duck lips accompanying ludicrous ramblings about "setbacks," "illness," "keeping the faith" and how great her mother is. An intermezzo - a few slivers of ginger before the next court. I mean, "course."
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
I'm just glad she waxed.
Why Phoebe? You know you are stupid when you are taking dumb whore pics of yourself to whore out for free. I mean, she's hoping these get circulated on the web, for no reason, for nothing. Okay, maybe for a hundred here, a hundred there. Ppfthh
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Submitted by HoityToity on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 2:37pm.
My guess? Her mother sold the small family farm to developers when the real estate market was hot (which it was in The South for quite some time), and she's using that to allow her child to live her delusion.
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Ah see! Well slap me like yo sista and then call me yo wife!
I also recall a story that her dad owned on auto dealership in northern AL. Perhaps dad kicked, the dealership was sold, and mother and daughter were on their way.
Her hair looks pretty spectacular ,and I agree ,she's harmless as compared to the likes of Lindsay and Paris.
Well, according to the myriad of freckles on her arms.... you know what they say, a leopard never changes its spots ;-)
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Ask any fame whore ya happen to see
what's the best tuna ?
Chicken Of The Sea
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 3:43pm.
angel_i:
Stop defending this freckled fucka and do some snooping and sleuthing and find out who she is fucking or fucked over to afford this life of quasi-luxury!
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 2:37pm.
My guess? Her mother sold the small family farm to developers when the real estate market was hot (which it was in The South for quite some time), and she's using that to allow her child to live her delusion.
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Ah see! Well slap me like yo sista and then call me yo wife!
angel_i:
Stop defending this freckled fucka and do some snooping and sleuthing and find out who she is fucking or fucked over to afford this life of quasi-luxury!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 2:54pm.
I'm so sick of this cherry shanktwat!
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How can you be sick of her?! We haven't seen her in, like, for EVER!
*prays for The Mad Catter*
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The etiology of the sand crab......
In a few of those photos she looks like an amputee.
Posing 101...don't bury your limbs in sand.
She's got to be about 45 right? At what point is she going to let it go and start a nice little goat farm in the hills.
I'm so sick of this cherry shanktwat!
Someone PLEASE find out how she makes her REAL (non)living and expose this tart trick!
Where IS she getting her checks?!!!
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She's grown on me. She doesn't annoy me like the Turdashians, Twit and Twat or the Hohans do.
It's kind of refreshing to see a fameho who isn't out doing stupid shit. Posing next to groceries is harmless compared to what others do.
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Submitted by HoityToity on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 1:37pm.
What exactly is her source of income?
My guess? Her mother sold the small family farm to developers when the real estate market was hot (which it was in The South for quite some time), and she's using that to allow her child to live her delusion.
I just love the requisite "thumb hooked in bikini bottoms and downward tug" photo. Gak! Imagine seeing what's under there? Ugh!
I adore me some Phoebe...she is out in LaLa land all the way from Hellabama livin the goddamned dream!
This form of delusion brings a smile to my face. Why can't that happen when I see a photo of a Blohan?
LMFAOOOOO OMGFUCKINGSHITHAMMERCYLAWDJESUS!! I'm sending you my dam medical bills from my ruptured larynx from laughing at this title michael you BITCH!!
I just twattered at this ginge sensation....PRAY FOR ME THAT SHE WILL TWAT ME BACK!!!
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It's really nice of her better-looking friend to cover up like that. That's a real friend, right there.
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I've never seen Henry look so happy. It's been quite a dry spell since he got to pose for the paps. Would that Ms Phoebe be our First Lady (sigh).
I must be desperate because this is the best thing I have seen all weekend.
Submitted by Snarkley on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 1:48pm
Expecting? Shiiiit, I think you mean HOPING! I kid, I kid. Really, though, she doesn't look too bad. She's no CoCo, but, hell, who the fuck is?
Wow, Phoebe - that's ALMOST awesome! :)
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I was expecting to see a fiery bush spilling out.
I love Phoebe. She is an international sensation who models in magazines across the globe. She has a great relationship with her family and loves animals. Her talent for acting is surpassed only be her luscious beauty and love for Jesus.
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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Clothes your damn legs, you ain't a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader at a football game. Dumb ass.
Damn this Cowboy Texan game, I hate Tony Romo.
I thought I smelled low tide.
What exactly is her source of income? Her thing on IMDb says that she is an international model/actress. Huh? When? Where?
It also says her hats and headbands sell in exclusive Beverly Hills boutiques. Well we all know how cheap those rich celebrity types are--they only buy when it is for free! An oxymoron? You betcha! But so is she! No wait, she is just a moron.
Guess the trucker hat with the rose is a new fashion trend and/or part of her delusional accessories line up?
I just can't find any humor in this person.