Willow Smith Takes Milan!
Somebody has to look like every cartoon from my childhood (examples: Punky Brewster: The Cartoon, Jem!, Garbage Pail Kids and Maxie's World) exploded onto their body, and Willow Smith is just that somebody! 9-year-old Willow risked Pepe Le Pew getting hearts in his eyes for her by dipping her whippin' hair into a bowl of Wite-Out before the Emporio Armani show in Milan yesterday.
I'm not even going to try to wrap one thought around Willow's ensemble. When I was 9 years old, I'm sure I too wanted to wear two pairs of boots at the same time. It's like a pair of boots giving birth to another pair of boots! Don't question Willow! Just snort the Kool-Aid powder and nod your head.
And Jada Pinkett Smith must be deep into that Scientology crap, because her face is starting to look like something you might see on the cover of Weekly World News. Speaking of alien faces, Megan Fox and David Silver were also at the show today.