Willow Smith Takes Milan!
Somebody has to look like every cartoon from my childhood (examples: Punky Brewster: The Cartoon, Jem!, Garbage Pail Kids and Maxie's World) exploded onto their body, and Willow Smith is just that somebody! 9-year-old Willow risked Pepe Le Pew getting hearts in his eyes for her by dipping her whippin' hair into a bowl of Wite-Out before the Emporio Armani show in Milan yesterday.
I'm not even going to try to wrap one thought around Willow's ensemble. When I was 9 years old, I'm sure I too wanted to wear two pairs of boots at the same time. It's like a pair of boots giving birth to another pair of boots! Don't question Willow! Just snort the Kool-Aid powder and nod your head.
And Jada Pinkett Smith must be deep into that Scientology crap, because her face is starting to look like something you might see on the cover of Weekly World News. Speaking of alien faces, Megan Fox and David Silver were also at the show today.
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Megan Fox is only 24 years old, right? Why, does she look like she's in her late 30s?
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She's looked like a hard-living stripper ever since she began getting plastic surgery. Now, she looks way too harsh to call her pretty.
since when is looking like you got dressed in the dark a fashion statement?
This dyke Jada and her spawn need to stop.
It's crazy to let an 11 yr old dye their skunk nap and wear shitt like that. I hate them. Souless, Scientologist closet cases who made a pact with the devil.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 8:33pm.
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 8:27pm.
"She makes a living through her negativism, taps into people's worst characteristics. That's easy to do, hence I have no respect for her."
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Let's be fair. Isn't that pretty much what this website is all about? The difference is that MK is what we consider humorous.
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In fact, that's what parody in general is all about.
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In violent agreement with you Kerfluffles!
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 8:27pm.
"She makes a living through her negativism, taps into people's worst characteristics. That's easy to do, hence I have no respect for her."
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Let's be fair. Isn't that pretty much what this website is all about? The difference is that MK is what we consider humorous.
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In fact, that's what parody in general is all about.
I just can't get past Jada's face.
I can't remember EVER seeing a picture of this woman where she didn't look like a straight up bitch who'd rather be ripping the eyes out of your sockets and tearing out your longs rather than to say hello.
"She makes a living through her negativism, taps into people's worst characteristics. That's easy to do, hence I have no respect for her."
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Let's be fair. Isn't that pretty much what this website is all about? The difference is that MK is what we consider humorous.
I'm not a Chelsea Handler fan. She just has an unlikeable quality to me, but her beign negative or tapping into people's worst characteristics isn't the issue for me. I just don't particularly like her.
Submitted by Soyah on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 11:17am.
Also, Soyah, I see that your "no-hate-why-are-you-so-jealous?" policy does not cover Chelsea Handler for some reason.
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Yes Matlock, I truly dislike Chelsea Handler. She makes a living through her negativism, taps into people's worst characteristics. That's easy to do, hence I have no respect for her. The Smiths aren't sh**ing on anyone to succeed. In your worst moment (let's say ya meet all these folks IRL) which one would help you out-Smith or someone like Handler? Just my opinion, like yours is yours.
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So, if YOU don't like someone it means that it's okay to "hate" but whoever "hates" on someone you like is just jealous? You realize that your opinions against Chelsea Handler can be easily construed as "jealous hating" as well, can't you? I mean, you were going off on her for being "old" which, how dare she, right? What about RiRi? Clearly not the brightest, or more talented girl out there and yet you took the time to call her fat. If that's not pointless hate I don't know what is. Which is fine, you know, because that's what gossip blogs are here for, right? But don't go all preachy on the other people when they exercise the same rights to bitchiness as you.
I happen to think Chelsea is pretty funny at times, whereas the Smiths overshare in public and support Scientology, which obviously makes them lose points in my book. Also, they pimp their children to the spotlight like it's nobody's business and dress them... like that.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 11:17am.
Also, Soyah, I see that your "no-hate-why-are-you-so-jealous?" policy does not cover Chelsea Handler for some reason.
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Yes Matlock, I truly dislike Chelsea Handler. She makes a living through her negativism, taps into people's worst characteristics. That's easy to do, hence I have no respect for her. The Smiths aren't sh**ing on anyone to succeed. In your worst moment (let's say ya meet all these folks IRL) which one would help you out-Smith or someone like Handler? Just my opinion, like yours is yours.
Regards
Submitted by Soyah on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 10:49am.
...I think the Smiths, Will especially, believe in WORK.
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Then he should have them "work" at hitting the books! Willow is 9 fucking years old! Not even double digits! The Smiths surely know what a life wrecking disaster being a showbiz kid can be. Why. Not. Pursue. Education? Is being a scientist, lawyer, doctor, teacher, businesswoman not glam enough? Fuck that! This is new age-y narcissism at work and it destroys from the inside out. Ask Willow's mom. Underneath what used to be a very pretty exterior is a miserable woman satisfied with nothing. Trust this!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Megan Fox is only 24 years old, right? Why, does she look like she's in her late 30s?
SNL did a great take-off on Will Smith this week, with the utterance of the immortal line, "Fear my sperm!"
Yeah, the whole world sees them as a joke. Poor kids.
Submitted by Soyah on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 10:49am.
I am saddened by all the HATE in here.
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Submitted by Soyah on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 10:49am.
There are plenty of nicey nice forums for that. Go there.
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Submitted by Soyah on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 10:49am.
I am saddened by all the HATE in here. Gaah, can't anybody say something nice-doesn't it set your day all wrong to be so BITTER??
I think the Smiths, Will especially, believe in WORK. I love me some Will Smith and his whole attitude about LIFE. I think this kid looks cute, even if I dislike the leggings-whatever.
Quit hating and start living. If you're JEALOUS of these people, DO BETTER.
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The more I look at this picture, the more Jada looks like an evil tightassed spinster librarian in a horror movie who will rap your knuckles with a ruler, then sacrifice you to Satan.
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 11:05am.
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Wow. Swap out a gender here or there, and now I don't have to bother with my story at all! :-D Even the nervous breakdown part! **knuckle bump**
Somebody need to call Child Protective Services, because that is child abuse to let your child come outside looking like that.
Kerfuffles on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 11:17am.
Also, Soyah, I see that your "no-hate-why-are-you-so-jealous?" policy does not cover Chelsea Handler for some reason
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So true. You see some people bitching about haters. Then you track their history and they were doing the same "hating" to someone else 3 days ago.
yawn
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 11:16am.
Kerfuffles, The Smiths! Haaahaaahaaa
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Oh, phew. For a second I feared someone else other than this pair of manic self-promoting parents was lauding this tot as a "style icon" or something like that. We have enough Lourdeses and Taylor Momsens as it is.
Also, Soyah, I see that your "no-hate-why-are-you-so-jealous?" policy does not cover Chelsea Handler for some reason.
Kerfuffles, The Smiths! Haaahaaahaaa
I don't know, someone was on here yesterday sounding like Jada Pinkett with a proxy.
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Submitted by zomay on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 11:11am.
If Britney Spears had school age children jaunting off to Europe on school days just to see a fashion show, people would be on her ass for "hillbilly" child raising. These people do this and people call it "raising future stars". Complete bullshit.
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Who is calling this "raising future stars"?
Submitted by Soyah on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 10:49am.
Soyah, I'm nice to my friends, my family, my coworkers, my classmates... the people that MATTER. Dissing celebs on a gossip blog? It's blowing off steam. These people don't exist anyway, they're just pictures on a screen.
And the Smiths have nothing I'm jealous of because it's not my nature to resent people for doing things that I like better than me, capisce? If I wanted to be like them I'd fucking work my ass off to be like them. It's not like it's hard or anything, if even Megan Fox gets paid to be a professional actress.
If Britney Spears had school age children jaunting off to Europe on school days just to see a fashion show, people would be on her ass for "hillbilly" child raising. These people do this and people call it "raising future stars". Complete bullshit.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 9:32am.
Well, I'm no longer in any position to criticize Will-ow's hairdo, because as I sit here typing this, I am wearing A CLIP.
Hey, Hockey Fan, are you implying that you were ABLE to teach those stepkids that they're not entitled to everything in the universe? I haven't gotten terribly far with my stepkid. Of course, that's because his "mother" is a greedy, selfish, malicious, shallow, lying, pockfaced troll cuntrag. :-)
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LOL Mags!
Well, they're learning. (I'm with their mom.) They see that their dad makes six figures
and still tries to reduce child support, while she works basically a minimum-wage job after having a nervous breakdown. His insistence that even braces and cars come out of the insignificant child support he pays kind of drove her to it. They're seeing that we can't afford everything we'd love to be able to give them. One is furiously working on college applications and grants to get thru school so we won't have to pay much. The older two have jobs and are realizing that money doesn't grow on trees and while we help them, it's hard to pay the bills sometimes. The youngest is still just trying to navigate high school, which is hard enough. So when I see these spoiled-brat Hollywood kids, I get the heaves, just praying for them to end up a hot mess and write books about how fucke dup their parents made them. SOrry for the rant.
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"They rapin errbody ou' here!"- mah boy Antoine D
Willow looks more like a Brillo.
Submitted by Soyah on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 10:49am.
I am saddened by all the HATE in here. Gaah, can't anybody say something nice-doesn't it set your day all wrong to be so BITTER??
I think the Smiths, Will especially, believe in WORK. I love me some Will Smith and his whole attitude about LIFE. I think this kid looks cute, even if I dislike the leggings-whatever.
Quit hating and start living. If you're JEALOUS of these people, DO BETTER.
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Jealous???? Of these hideous people? You kiddin?
_I don't hate these people. I just hate seeing their faces everywhere like we owe them due to their father being famous. No one fucking gives a shit if these spoiled kids "design" clothes. So sick of people coming into this thread defending rich spoiled kids.
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tojo:
Exactly!
But I don't think Jada's has any work done, per say, but I DO think she's taking human growth hormone, which is the reason for her slightly more manly look lately.
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I am saddened by all the HATE in here. Gaah, can't anybody say something nice-doesn't it set your day all wrong to be so BITTER??
I think the Smiths, Will especially, believe in WORK. I love me some Will Smith and his whole attitude about LIFE. I think this kid looks cute, even if I dislike the leggings-whatever.
Quit hating and start living. If you're JEALOUS of these people, DO BETTER.
@ Breakdown, or I guess she can go to her mama's plastic surgeon and get 'em pinned back!
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tojo:
Well, if not...
she can always slap those fuckas behind a weave!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 10:03am.
Slowly but surely, Willow may grow into those ears
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...doubtful, her dad didn't...
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Gah, seeing Willow's picture on here ruins my day.
Please please stop posting about her anymore!
Make it go away!
Slowly but surely, Willow may grow into those ears
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UGH. I just noticed Willow Smith has her own tag!
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Jada's face looks so fucking sharp, she'd cut you with a kiss! What a damn shame.... she was so cute back in the day.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Well, I'm no longer in any position to criticize Will-ow's hairdo, because as I sit here typing this, I am wearing A CLIP.
Hey, Hockey Fan, are you implying that you were ABLE to teach those stepkids that they're not entitled to everything in the universe? I haven't gotten terribly far with my stepkid. Of course, that's because his "mother" is a greedy, selfish, malicious, shallow, lying, pockfaced troll cuntrag. :-)
Submitted by kndall44 on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 2:05am.
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Imagine, without the benefits of nepotism, what plain girls like this would do...
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I can tell you, b'c I live that sh*t every day. Nobody ever handed me a thing, including my parents (but that's not intended to be bitter-- I'm glad they made me work for everything I ever got). I learned to be self-sufficient and WORK for what I want. It makes me appreciate everything more. And not to sound old, but I'm a step-mom to four teenagers, most of whom think that the world owes them everything (or, at least their parents do). It's been a hard row to hoe teaching them that life doesn't come on a silver platter.
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"They rapin errbody ou' here!"- mah boy Antoine D
All I caught from that whole paragraph and picture was "Willow Smith", "garbage pail", and her mom looking like a typical stage mom.
I predict rehab for this kid in about three years. Yeah, rehab at twelve is about right. And someone please tell Willow that wearing everything in your closet at once does not scream "FASHION", it simply says "HOT INDULGED MESS."
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"They rapin errbody ou' here!"- mah boy Antoine D
I would say Jada is giving off shades of Wesley Snipes as "Noxeema" but she's too butch.
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Who undesigned that ridiculous furbelow? That poor misguided child would look better wearing a barrel.
At least I give her props on the hair; not many people pay homage to M. Ali Jinnah outside of Pakistan these days.
Submitted by Vern on Sun, 09/26/2010 - 6:40am.
I don't think Willow got her hair did. I think it got ascared of her mamma's
face.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Stupid looking hair !! WTF? Are the Smith's slowly getting pushed down our throats or what? Another Hollywood family I wont be able to stomach pretty soon.
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