QOTD: Adam Levine On Jake Gyllenhaal's Rumored Love For Peen
Janet Charlton has already said that Jake Gyllenhaal will only put his mouth on a tube if it's made of glass (or plastic) and ejaculates weed smoke. And now Maroon 5's Adam Levine is joining the "JAKEY LOVES POON" choir. Adam tells Out Magazine (via HuffPo) that he's sick of simple ass bitches (GUILTY!) saying that Jakey loves to fill his six-pack gutters with man chowder. Adam put it like this:
"Will everyone stop thinking that dude is gay? Seriously guys. How immature is it of the media to perceive this guy -- it has to be because of Brokeback, right? I've known this dude forever. He's one of my oldest friends, and it's very weird that they have this -- it's very immature and infantile the way they treat his whole situation. If him hanging out with his bros means he's gay, it's like further perpetuating that weird homophobia that exists in our culture, which is just stupid. So, yeah, he's my buddy. I fuckin' love the guy"
Duly noted, the sequel! Everyone got that, again? Jakey is straighter than a southern baptist pastor! Err, bad example. Okay, let me try this again... Jakey is straighter than a conservative member of New Zealand's parliament! Okay, another shit example. Basically, what I'm getting at is that Ted Casablanca has some explaining to do!
P.S. - Jakey is still Toothy Tile to me, now and forever.
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I don't think I know anybody who is not attracted to Jake G-----so I guess entire populations have gone queer; and vice- versa really bc the Lezbos next door to me said they think he's hot.
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How does he know he's straight? Did he sleep with him?
The only people who say everybody is bisexual are high-income gays who get talked about or get caught. It is lame and you can't fool all of the people all of the time.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 8:16pm.
Maybe we are all gay and straight mixed to some degree. Who effing knows.
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Toothy Tile is TommyGirl.
I'm over it myself. He never set my gaydar off. Well, maybe once...ok twice.
Hey, Jakie used to date Reese Witherspoon! Uh... okay, another bad example.
Submitted by sonah22 on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 1:43am.
I don't think he's gay either. Don't know if this counts for anything, but he flirted with me when I was a cashier a couple of times. And I have boobies and everything.
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Of course it doesn't count because we all know how you stuff your tranny bra with toilet paper! Love you still though : )
Submitted by Cat Scratch on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 8:38pm.But LEVINE just goes to show you there is still homophobia on HIS END. Because in spite of the fact that Jake Gyllenhaal has been subjected to far worse as a result of the rumor mill, NASALY VOICED Levine gets his panties in a twist over the fact some people think he's gay then subsequently feels the need to publicly defend his heterosexuality. Why? Who could give a shit? Moreover, why does Levine feel the need to say this? Does it offend him that occasionally people accuse Jake Gyllenhaal of being gay just like any other actor?
Well the reporter is the one who brought Jake up in the interview on out.com, so it's not like his rant is coming out of nowhere. I don't know, if you heard people reciting something untrue about a friend of yours over and over, wouldn't you maybe eventually say, "give it a rest, already"? It's not like he's showing pictures of Jake banging a bunch of girls to try and prove anything. I don't know, I just think he's right that this incessant speculation is partially fueled by a pretty gross element of homophobia. The rest of it is fueled by really sad wishful thinking. As Kathy Griffin once pointed out, gays are always claiming the Gyllenhaals because we'd like to think we have a chance. You don't see people running around claiming James Gandolfini is gay.
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So basically he's having sex with Jakey poo and he wants no one to know about it
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Adam Levine loves him..He's gay too? lol
I do know Jake has become very obnoxious since becoming successful.
Jake is gay as a Christmas tree.
Showmance with Witherspoon told us so.
Adam Levine = douchebag
Don't care who's gay out there because I feel the same as buddhistgirl69. It would be so nice if being gay wasn't an issue anymore. Of course, I'd cry (not really ;) if Andy Whitfield/Spartacus, my favorite object of lust, was gay but I'd get over it in about a second, lol. :)
The only person I care to know about their sexual orientation is the person in my bed with me...why does anyone care what anyone else is doing behind closed doors??? Now if he's doing horses or chickens, that's another thing altogether.
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Few things
I don't think Jake was TT. I do hate how far Casablancas, with his botoxed mug, went on about it. Also I love Jake but now I know he is buddies with Levine, I am kinda not so in keen on him.
Maroon 5 is the ultimate elevator music. Well second to Kenny G anyway.
I really don't care who Jakey's packin' it in, BUT...it does not do you any favors to have someone else of questionable gay and homosexual-like tendencies proclaim your straightness from the rooftops...
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I don't think he's gay either. Don't know if this counts for anything, but he flirted with me when I was a cashier a couple of times. And I have boobies and everything.
(I've been giving myself points for this for years :P)
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Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 11:29pm.
Good luck working on cutting down on the "like"s. It's pretty tough for me, even though I'm very sure it is purely environmental.
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Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 12:34am
Maroon Five, that boring lounge act.
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With pressure, MC! Hope you don't mind if I give her a few cocktails first.
*hugs the stuffins outa' ya*
'Night, Errboday!
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K nite Nitty, give Dee a titty slap from me!
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Should I know who this Adam Levine douche is?
Cuz I have n.f.i.
@M.C. Hey, every cent helps! Keep goin' Mama! You won't regret it!!!
I gotsta' head out. Dee's gonna' be waitin' on me to pick her ass up in 8 hours! LOL
Don't be a stranger!! You're missedXoXo *atomic wedgie and bra snaps --runs over and gives Angel a noogie and nalga pinches*
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(well, not a bunch of grants, it was 3)
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Not a whole lot, Nitty! Schooling my ass off! I just got accepted for a bunch of grants so yippeeeee. How are things for you?
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Ha Ha Angel! Yep it's one of those "man, I need to watch that movie" movies that I never got around to so I'm trying to read the funny ass Adam comments and speed past the BBM ones.
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"How immature is it of the media..."
Did he just call my fake straight lovah MK immature?!
Well, I never. Okay, that's a lie...But I did think of never(again) while I was doing it.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 09/24/2010 - 12:11am.
Damn, bitches, can I get a SPOILER ALERT!
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LOL! As soon as they started talking about it lots I made two mental notes. See that movie and don't read this thread;p
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Damn, bitches, can I get a SPOILER ALERT!
I am kind of tired of the whole gay speculation. Who cares. If the most scandalous thing you have to say about someone is that they are gay than that's not really saying much. The only people I give a shit about "exposing" are those hypocritical people who use their position of authority (religious or political figures etc) to spread hate when they are secretly gay.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 11:21pm.
Fair enough.
I was just saying that even though I myself let it slip sometimes, I can't take it in huge doses.
My conversational weakness is throwing "like" around too much. It annoys me and I try to catch myself using it, but sometimes it has to pour out of me.
"I feel ya, bro"! seriously, growing up in cali, i find myself hating my speech sometimes. i do know a lot of phds who use dudespeak. i know the east coast will not take them seriously, but they are smart. maybe just lazy. i am truly trying to embrace the space/gap in speaking and work on my "like" in speech. my first grader already inserts "like" into every sentence. argghh.
Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 11:09pm.
Fair enough.
I was just saying that even though I myself let it slip sometimes, I can't take it in huge doses.
My conversational weakness is throwing "like" around too much. It annoys me and I try to catch myself using it, but sometimes it has to pour out of me. My mind is always quicker than my mouth when I share a thought, so sometimes I sound ridiculous when I speak.
That being said, Jake Gyllenhaal will always be Bubble Boy. I loved that movie...I haven't seen it in ages.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 10:32pm.
I agree. The stoner dialect just screams "I'm trying too hard!".
Occasionally, "dude" will slip out during a conversation but in cases like this especially, it's so forced.
You aren't sixteen anymore. It was irritating as hell back then and it's irritating as hell now.
DUDE, seriously, people--intelligent peoples (yes!) really do sometimes talk like this. it's annoying, but whatevs.
i don't know maroon 5 really, but they and adam levine have always been big supporters of amnesty international, so i will defend them for that.
still, jakey could still be toothy. if not him, then who?
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 10:32pm.
I agree. The stoner dialect just screams "I'm trying too hard!".
Occasionally, "dude" will slip out during a conversation but in cases like this especially, it's so forced.
You aren't sixteen anymore. It was irritating as hell back then and it's irritating as hell now.
I don't even mind Jake Gyllenhaal. He seems a little bit weird, but I wouldn't care one way or another whether he was actually gay or not.
Adam Levine, however, is a fucking moron. You are a contemporary pop singer, go jack off John Mayer while stridently declaring your heterosexuality to anyone who may care enough to interview you.
If Adam Levine really wants to grasp straws about homophobia, I find it pretty strange how defensive he got over the accusation of Jake Gyllenhaal's homosexuality. I mean, would there be something wrong with it?
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"Dude," "bro," "buddy," "like," FUCK I hate people who talk like this. SHUT UP!!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 9:14pm.
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Kerfuffles:
If someone wanted something fun about which to speculate in regards to Jakey-poo, how about that time he dated that girl (Kiki Dunst) who is the exact clone of his own sister?
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OMG, you are SO RIGHT!! I honestly never noticed the similarity between Kiki & Maggie, but wow - you're right! Both have the droopy face thing going on... Same hair, too, just different colors... Eek.
I totally forgot that Jake dated Kiki... I am having flashbacks to pics of them in People mag playing frisbee with their dog or some shit.
Ever since I saw this douche bag drinking a mimosa on MTV Cribs I've hated him..just something about his face that makes me want to punch it.
Submitted by Kerfuffles on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 8:33pm.
Pretty sure Zac is rumored to be gay because he
1. Wears makeup
2. Supposedly freaked out about having a pimple
3. Dances in musicals
4. Is more concerned about his appearance than 99.99% of all females
But I get what you are saying.
I'm just not on Ted C.'s bandwagon.
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 8:59pm.
I personally hate the way some celebrities' sexuality is discussed like that, because it always implies that it's something wrong with it (even if he WAS actually gay, who cares), it's like we're back in 1950 again. The fact that it went from hate to mockery isn't making it any nicer.
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Totally! I so agree with this.
Ah BBM, the only film I ever saw in the cinema, twice, alone. Floods of tears everytime. The scene when Jack drives to Ennis as soon as the divorce is through is probably the most heartfelt scene for me.
So much heartbreaking and aching in that film, which given how short the original story was, never ceases to amaze me.
It's funny about the cheating actually. I despair about cheaters who do it for sex/power/etc but genuine and desperate love like that portrayed on BBM, I heartily condone.
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Good for Adam. Even though I think his band sucks, he seems like a pretty cool guy, despite his douchey appearance... And I fucking love him for being in the "Iran So Far Away" SNL digital short. Hilarious! (Jake was in it, too.)
I remember when I was IN LOVE with Jake after "October Sky." I just don't get a gay vibe from him. And after doing "Brokeback," why wouldn't he just admit it if he liked the peen in real life? If he were so concerned with hiding any homosexuality, you'd think he'd distance himself from a movie like that.
Siding with those who loved Brokeback Mountain. I had no desire to see it but I thought the acting was brilliant. Each character -- from Jake, Heath, the wives, his daughters, etc. were all tortured. It was a great movie.
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I just teared up at my desk, lol. And I hear BBM and my waffle cone ice cream with that hard shell stuff calling my name for tonight. *does BBM pre-cry*
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Adele, "Heart to Stone"
... oh man, but the doooouche is strong in this one.
Optimism is a political act. Those who benefit from the status quo are perfectly happy for us to think nothing is going to get any better. In fact,these days cynicism is obedience. - Alex Steff
Yummmmm, Adam Levine...whatever you say Adam.
He's so damn hot, I'd believe anything he told me.
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