"It's Just Us Teenage Girls!"
On Lourdes' first day of school at LaGuardia High School, she was at her locker talking to her friends when her mother Madge skipped up wearing a side ponytail, a pink ruffle skirt and lace gloves. Madge hip bumped Lourdes before saying, "Hey girlfriend, do you want to come to my house after school and listen to CDs with parental advisory stickers on them?"
That is the vision these pictures of Madge and Lourdes give me. Madge is slowly becoming a character created by Amy Sedaris. I mean, she's dating a baby who still has trouble peeing standing up, so she might as well turn back the clock all the way.
Madge, Lourdes, Rocco and Carlos Leon pulled Taylor Momsen out of a bamboo tree last night for the launch of the Material Girl fashion line at Macy's. Taylor is the "face" of the line and she couldn't look more thrilled if she tried. Yeah, that's her "thrilled as fuck" face. But to be fair, the toxic fumes from the layers upon layers of lead paint she's got on her eyes seeped into her head and made her more brain dead than usual. It's a small price to pay for looking like a total asshole.
And I wouldn't be mad at the NAACP if they struck out against Taylor Momsen, because bitch is pretty close to wearing full blackface.
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"pulled Taylor Momsen out of a bamboo tree last"
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LMFAO
Oh my god! Jerri Blank lives!!
Why is Taylor Momsen famous? Who is she? What does she do besides look surly?
It's crazy how much Lourdes looks like Madonna. Is she ever going to get those brows and lip waxed though?
omg, i'm laughing so bad... and i'm in the library right now so it's not a good look!
Someone said that Lourdes' eyebrows were just like Madonna's and they're so right.
She's a brunette Madonna, without the gap between her teeth, horrible veins, old emaciated lady look. A pretty girl.
Taylor Momsen+ Lindsay Lohan + Mischa Barton rolled into one person.
Kinda promising child actor in some anticipated movies a decade ago, turned teeevee fucker, turned shitty, 'edgy' cokehead.
Lourdes is GORGEOUS. I wish her the best in life,especially with that vile mother of hers.
Apparently, looking dingy and crackheadish is the look teen girls are going for these days.
But what is Madonna's excuse?
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Also, both of Vag's kids are cute even though her son looks a bit feminine. He's still a cute little boy.
It's like they resemble her but they only copied her good features.
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Back in the 80's when black eyeliner done with a heavy hand was IN, you still had to do it with an artful hand. This Taylor girl has got it all wrong and she's killing the possibility of bringing back this look. Damn girl...done right it can hide the effects of all night partying the next day.
Madonna looks good with some extra weight on her and her daughter is cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Taylor & Madge both reek of desperation. While Madge is over-tucked and attention-hungry as usual, it makes sense she'd be in on this promo because it gives the line maximum publicity. I think in a couple of years little Ms Momsen is going to be very embarrassed by her 'me such an edgy bad-girl' shtick. She should be anyway. It makes her seem more naive and immature than rebellious and shit.
Poor Lourdes. Being the control freak she is, Madge probably has managed every aspect of her childhood. Now she's hitting adolescence and heading towards independence, I imagine old Elphaba there will milk as much attention for herself from her daughter's youth as she can.
Why do I care again?
I'd be perpetually scowling too if I had peaked before I became legal.
Taylor Momsen used to be good-looking, but makeup aside, she looks like shit: worm lips, sunken in cheeks, and hooked nose.
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hate if you must, but i think madonna is looking hot these days. you've got to hand it to the woman; if she just put on some shit from cache and stopped working out, wouldn't we give her more hell?
and lourdes is just gorgeous. i love her.
but taylor momsen, girl, please. she is giving me a misha barton feeling.
Madge is so jealous of her daughter! She wishes she were 15 again. I saw a short interview with her and Lola on Access Hollywood and Lourdes talks just like a typical teenager, Y'know? Like, like. Then Mommy answered a question with, "Um,YEAH!" Just like every other 50 year-old - NOT!
Is Momson wearing her Halloween costume already? Obviously she's dressed as a ghoul but she's celebrating a month early. Celebs aren't known for their brains but she should at least know what month it is, shouldn't she?
Ridiculous.
At least Lourdes looks good, I guess.
But my God, this Momsen bitch... I can't with her.
The chicken cutlets are growing.
Taylor Momsen probably has hundreds of thousands of dollars of stock in black eyeliner pencils. Hell, she probably raided every Sephora store from East to West Coast to line those melancholy eyes of hers. It takes effort to look so crestfallen and utterly sullen I guess. Or, it could be that Taylor is trying to transform herself into the Devil Incarnate. In other news, Lourdes is actually quite pretty in her own ethnic way, with her arched brows and huge brown eyes...=)
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Who cares...they're all cooler than me....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq-nBujdb4I
I heard Lourdes inteviewed, via the radio, and was shocked at how poor her vocabulary and accent was. All that money spent on education etc and she sounds like a really bad Valley girl impersonation, with a mild NYC twang.
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Lourdes is a beautiful girl...she should be the face of the line...Momsen is butt-ugly, and looks even worse standing next to Lourdes.
Taylor reminds me of Bride of Chucky, I think the doll's name was Tiffany or whatever. lol Ehh, Loudres is okay looking, she has some hope. LOL Vadge looks really creepy.
EWWWWWWWW times infinity!!!!
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Come on Madonna, fucking TAYLOR MOMPANTS? That's who you chose for the "face" of your shit? Whatever
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SpiceDong on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 11:29am.
i can totally see Madonna trying so hard to be the "cool mom" from Mean Girls who lets her kids have sex in her house and passes out condoms like candy.
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the irony is that Vadge has gone on record as a very strict mother claiming that her children only read good books, and TVs and newspapers are not allowed in her home. I personally think that was her way to avoid having her kids run into any of her old exploits not because she is a good parent...I still wonder if Lourdes and Rocco have come across a copy of SEX or Thruth or Dare and seen how much her mom can fit down her throat.
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what madonna doesn't realize is that there is such a thing as internet cafes and libraries: not to mention the-open to-everyone-adult reading section that now exist at every bookstore. that said, i remember the days when one had to show ID in order to look at "visually detailed" book pertaining to sex; heh; not anymore.
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Lourdes is 2 beautiful to be standing next to that ridiculous what's-her-face. Madonna it's just being Madonna. She's fine I guess.
This pic is overflowing with "trying too hard," but I get the feeling Lourdes is being dragged along for the ride.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Poor Lourdes....beautiful girl but she looks very uncomfortable. Can't say I blame her.
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If you shoved a vuvuzela into a dog's ass and asked him to fart into a fan, the sound he produces would be more pleasant to the ears than this shit! - Michael K
Momsen is soooooo edgy.
Actually, in 5 years, she will probably pull an Avril Lavigne and reinvent herself.
I agree with lots of what yall are saying about her being such a strict mom, no TV, no friends other than others who read books only and no hanging out, but now her daughter is what like 14 yo and she has on tons of make up and grown woman shoes, and its acceptable, she has the makings of a mother that needs Child Services called on her skank ass. Madonna will always be the older Madonna to me, this is not the Madonna I want to see.
Im sure she will keep on till she can no longer stand up alone without the help of a walker, but she had a wonderful life, she did amazing things from being homeless, dirt poor, a true fairy tale story. NOW LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTER (WHO IS GORGEOUS and LOOKS LIKE BOTH PARENTS!) ALONE, get out of her fucking way and let her do her.
Look at her snarl. Yeah, little girl--nothing screams "edginess" and "non conformity" than promoting department store tween-wear and standing next to a fiftysomething woman who accomplished what you are trying too hard to do when your own parents were still in middle school.
Oh and Rocco looks about 70 times more badass than you...and mature.
Taylor Momsen's makeup makes my eyes itch.
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
You can make fun of Madge all you want but I think she is really starting to look good
Taylor Momsen is such a joke. Seriously, sweetheart, one day very soon you will wake up and realize what a flaming asshole poser you are. That's if someone doesn't kill you just for being pathetic first.
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What a bunch of department store rebels.
Gawd, what stage-y poser losers. Teens trying to look edgy, cool, and adult. Madge trying to stay relevant. Call rolled up in tired, rehashed clothes and makeup. Plus did M get MOAR FILLER? She looks extra puffy.
PS - Haha, I bet Lourdes called Cindy Lou Who the night before on her Hoo-cell and said, "Okay, like, tomorrow, NO smiling. Look all stricken and biker-chick-ish. NO, I am not telling my Mom. She'll look so stupid, flashing her gap at the camera like an olds."
Raccoon fail.
An amusing story. Nothing's changed in 2 years.....
http://aishamusic.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/madonna-dirty-old-woman/
Submitted by momockey on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:22pm.
It disgusted me when I read that she and Lourdes share clothes. Really, Madonna?
hey I share some clothes with my mom. I'm 18 and she nearly 50.
That's not such a big deal
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Do these outfits look like the one's Madonna wears?
And I don't mean as in the dress she's wearing above, which is conservative for Madonna.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 11:29am.
i can totally see Madonna trying so hard to be the "cool mom" from Mean Girls who lets her kids have sex in her house and passes out condoms like candy.
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the irony is that Vadge has gone on record as a very strict mother claiming that her children only read good books, and TVs and newspapers are not allowed in her home.
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Probably not allowed so they wouldn't see anything about her Coffee Table book?
Or maybe so they couldn't form opinions that were influenced....except by Vadge.
Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:22pm.
It disgusted me when I read that she and Lourdes share clothes. Really, Madonna?
hey I share some clothes with my mom. I'm 18 and she nearly 50.
That's not such a big deal
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Madonna's face looks pretty but she's looking kinda fat. It would have been more appropriate for her to step to the side and let the kids pose with Taylor Momsen. But everyone knows Madonna is an old fame whore. Sad for women who get where they are in life by trading on their looks. When time catches up to them and their looks fade they don't have anything going for them to help them keep their former status. And someone needs to tell Taylor that Avril already worked that look.
(Sigh)....
It's been 26 years since "Borderline" came out.
Madonna has had a great run. She packed a lot of experiences and successes into those years. Phenomenal success.
I get that she probably feels one life time wasn't enough to do everything she wanted/wants to do. Does anyone?
She wants to keep performing, and why not?
With her (still) very loyal following, she wouldn't need to do much to keep on entertaining for a long time. People will come to see her. I'm not a fan, but I'll concede she's considered such an icon, she really shouldn't be all that concerned with younger female entertainers (well, with the exception of Lady CaCa).
SO, why does she feel this need to hold on to (or relive) her youth? She's a pathetic cliche now. A close up away from being Norma Desmond. I cringe when I see her most of the time because she seems to be oblivious to how she's embarrassing herself.
It's one thing to desperately need to still be considered desirable. It's got to KILL HER to have to face each and every single day being around Lourdes. A constant reminder of what REAL beautiful youth looks like. A constant reminder of someone who still has a whole lifetime in front of them.
I'm sure that Madonna would never settle for the "cool mom" role. No, she IS still cool (in her mind).
Look at this clothing line. Why make clothes for 18 year olds? Why not for women her own age?
It disgusted me when I read that she and Lourdes share clothes. Really, Madonna? How about this...how about you LET YOUR DAUGHTER BE A TEENAGER. Most teens resent their parent trying to interject themselves into their life and "fit in" with their friends.
Great that she looks good (with the help of plastic surgery and HOURS every day at the gym). Kudos! But dating a guy the age your daughter should be and wearing her clothes is just plain PATHETIC.
MADONNA, DEAR, YOUR YOUTH IS OVER. You had your run. Now it's time to let your daughter have HER TIME.
The Momsen girl makes me LOL. Kids.
Madonna looks like the type who would buy the kiddes beer and smokes so they will think she is cool.
Vadge is going to implode in a few years when Lourdes starts getting more attention than her.
As for that Momsen creature, she does look drugged up.
i think lourdes is a beautiful girl...she looks completely embarassed to be seen with madonna...and dare i even mention that HUGE vein popping on madonna's arm in thumbnail 11....
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
...Vadge may indeed look a bit younger than her actual age, but it's still a very hard look...
...imagine we'll be seeing more and more of the shiny botox skin going forward...
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
Lourdes is a lovely girl.
A friend of mine saw Taylor a couple of day ago in Paris. She told me the girl looked completely ridiculous ( really really short skirt ), and that she really try to hard.
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