The Gay: It's In Juice Boxes!

I'll have to tell my mom she fucked up giving me Capri Sun instead of juice boxes. Breaks her heart I'm not a glamourpuss.

And, if there is truly anything with a straw that turns you in to an expert cocksucker, it's a fresh Frosty from Wendy's and not freaking Juicy Juice.

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?

This is a perfect example of why the tea party, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and this Mr. Jones are exactly what America needs!

We need to help them take America back!!!

(served with a heaping, hot, steaming, juicy bowl of sarcasm)

Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 10:07am.

I actually respect(ed?) Alex Jones. This had better be a fucking joke, or else, throw him to the crazy wolves alongside Tommy Girl and Glenn Beck.

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I respected Alex Jones at one point too until I read articles that prove him to be a fear mongering Zionist. Its just weird that many people who expose the same things he and David Icke talk about are killed off or made to look as if they have committed suicide but these two wankers are alive and well (fed).

As crazy and WRONG as this man is, sometimes I do wonder why some of us are the way we are. There IS a definite agenda behind the gay community (like why we are associated with upside-down triangles/pyramids, rainbows and transexuals--even though trannies are something else completely!) but its all very ambiguous. The government DOES put chemicals in our food that has to have SOME effect on our minds and bodies. Flouride in high doses is poison but its in all our water and we are exposed to higher levels than we ought to be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP7IPDfC3yg

omg, this is the most ridonkulous thing i've ever heard...after "google me" that is

Submitted by chocopuffs on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 11:45pm.
OMG i feel like such a slut after drinking Orangina!
now i feel like a whore after drinking mountain dew
wait! I'm already that, lets sue the establishment, oh well I'm just going to blame it on what i eat and drink, hahahaha

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It's in the water baby,
It's in the pills that pick you up,
It's in the water baby,
It's in the special way we fuck,
It's in the water baby,
It's in your family tree,
It's in the water baby,
It's between you and me.

Bite the hand that feeds,
Tap the vein that bleeds
Down on my bended knees..

I'd break the back of love for you
Placebo

ChocoPuffs, I love you for quoting a Placebo song. That ain't the juicebox talking. lol
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I'm gonna hit you in the fuckin' face with a FULL wine bottle. CORK. AND. ALL!!!

I actually respect(ed?) Alex Jones. This had better be a fucking joke, or else, throw him to the crazy wolves alongside Tommy Girl and Glenn Beck.

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I'm gonna hit you in the fuckin' face with a FULL wine bottle. CORK. AND. ALL!!!

sooooooo how does it affect women if it makes guys gay? see theory doesn't make sense does it dumbass. if it makes a dude a fem gay how do u explain butch lesbians who drink them huh?

LMAO was he in "Dr. Strangelove" moron. Fluoride is good for u.

If I'm going to drink juiceboxes and catch THE GAY then I'm going to need some other convenient packaged foodstuff to make me a man. Because I quite like a willy wiggling about inside me and I guess that's just how it's going to have to be.

Maybe lots of footlong subs will do it. May as well be well endowed while I'm at it. Excellent.

Now i know why my "Ecto Cooler" and "Purplesaurus Rex" made me tingle down there! And who knew what all those Capri Sun squirts to the face when putting in the straw would portend....

This has got to be the dumbest damn theory in recent memory. If that's the case, half the American eastern seaboard is gay and homosexual-like.

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Haha, I love Capri Suns! Strawberry Kiwi, motherfucker.

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

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*Takes sip of magic juicebox*

Hooray! I'm a lesbian now! Bye-bye, problems!

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

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Snideychick sez:

And the loonies rave on......

Well that sorts out that issue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

I do agree with a lot of what Alex says but this is just fuckin ridiculous. Some people are gay, get the fuck over it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP3Q1nOzgR0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t56s4dZ1_rs

This guy is one banana short of a juice box.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

OMG i feel like such a slut after drinking Orangina!
now i feel like a whore after drinking mountain dew
wait! I'm already that, lets sue the establishment, oh well I'm just going to blame it on what i eat and drink, hahahaha

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It's in the water baby,
It's in the pills that pick you up,
It's in the water baby,
It's in the special way we fuck,
It's in the water baby,
It's in your family tree,
It's in the water baby,
It's between you and me.

Bite the hand that feeds,
Tap the vein that bleeds
Down on my bended knees..

I'd break the back of love for you
Placebo

I think this title was meant for the Jared Leto post.

This guy gets on my last nerve; loud, obnoxious, ignorant, and insulting. The best I can say is that his ranting preserves me from falling down the conspiracy rabbit hole myself. I prefer not to go places with idiots. And why do he and his kids drink this shit. I don't need a conspiracy theory to know right from wrong, good from bad.

Cici is probably throwing away all her juice boxes and ramen noodles right now.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

I have two questions:

1) is the Illuminati behind this?

2) MSG + High Fructose Corn Syrup = Teh Ghey????

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

can this ho get some vodka in my juice box?

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"his no-no probably chirps for dick." -MK

It should be law that every inbred brainless fuck that listens to this shit attend John Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity.

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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.

Lol, letinstar. I thought he was about to come out of the closet too when he began his rant, because he copped out to drinking them and also giving them to his children or some such bullshit, yet he's here foaming at the mouth over it, so I was expecting for him to claim that they made him and his children gay or some such bs.

Sure it is a fact that chemicals in our food, drink and so on are fucking us up. There are countless understated studies, documentaries and books explaining how this is happening, even though a lot of these convenience foods & drinks have not been around this long. Still, many researchers who are not on the FDA payroll have managed to speak out about what they found out about all the crap that's poisoning people.

Yet, it's the nutjobs like Alex Jones that get more attention when they bring the subject up. This is a dude who lied about predicting 9/11 and shit. He's loud, ignorant and a fraud, but he's entertaining and even the paranoid people need to be entertained when they consume their paranoid 'news' so he's managed to make a living out of this conspiracy, fear mongering business.

who is this nutjob...and why won't he just admit he's gay...you know that's what's coming up next...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....

Leave my Franzia alone bitch

No words.....

Just an interpretive dance....Boom Chicka Wow Wow

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Sigh, making a legit problem (chemicals and hormones used in food and packaging) and turned it into something loony, typical disinformation. Many "theorists" think he's a fraud.

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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?

How scary that this ass has an audience to listen to his crazy.

Side note, I do hate juice boxes. My monsters think it is funny to squeeze the box and shoot juice at each other. Brats.

Wow and to think that years ago I laughed at my grammy because she swore that cooking in aluminum pots would give you Alzheimer's. Well, that plus cat hair in your lungs = tuberculosis. Grammy was a genius!

*coughs and wonders who I are*

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Must be one of his (zillion) attempts at becoming the next Glenn Beck.

I hate this guy.

He's so fucking hyper and stupid that he must be the personification of a false flag operation as he claims 9/11 was. Seriously, what would be better than creating some dumbass hyper redneck in the same lab that makes juice box and send him out into the wild (read:internet) and allow him to discredit people who have legitimate questions about an event that is still a bit unclear?

angel♥ lolololol Come on in...it's a Love-In at Sweetas's!!

Uh, what?

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:45pm.

I think juice boxes and Caprisun packets are pure evil (ocean cleanup with them is gross) but shit, I don't go blaming it on making ya ghey and shit to get rid of them. Damn!
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Yeah - really, my BIG issue with that shit is feeding it to kids for lunch and then telling them to SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP in class. Hello? Could you make it any fucking harder?

♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James

I think juice boxes and Caprisun packets are pure evil (ocean cleanup with them is gross) but shit, I don't go blaming it on making ya ghey and shit to get rid of them. Damn!

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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:37pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:28pm.
For the record I do believe 9/11 COULD have been a set up. There's a LOT of good reasons. And to the government 3000 civilians is a tiny loss. When you look at the loss around the world....? And when you consider the population of the States, in general. A lot of people who would have been against war before that changed their tune pretty quick over that and we've been at war ever since.

I said "COULD" for any loonies who may emerge.
Really - lots of things are possible.
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Angel, there are excellent videos out that debunk the conspiracy theories around 9/11 and instead trace the historical events which led to it. They're well worth watching and quite frankly, make much more sense then the raving of lunatics. Some available on Amazon include these:
http://www.amazon.com/National-Geographic-Inside-11-Commemorative/dp/B00...
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Yeah - I've looked at those too. Still not convinced either way. I'm content that I don't know and probably never will.

♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James

... Late at night when they've gone away,
Les boys dream of Jean Genet,
High heel shoes and a black beret,
And the posters on the wall that say:
Les boys do cabaret,
Les boys are glad to be gay.

What a nutjob, although he's right about all of the sketchy chemicals that permeate packaging for food. It's really scary. This guy though is just trying to set juice boxes up as his alibi for when he comes out of the closet.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:28pm.
For the record I do believe 9/11 COULD have been a set up. There's a LOT of good reasons. And to the government 3000 civilians is a tiny loss. When you look at the loss around the world....? And when you consider the population of the States, in general. A lot of people who would have been against war before that changed their tune pretty quick over that and we've been at war ever since.

I said "COULD" for any loonies who may emerge.
Really - lots of things are possible.
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Angel, there are excellent videos out that debunk the conspiracy theories around 9/11 and instead trace the historical events which led to it. They're well worth watching and quite frankly, make much more sense then the raving of lunatics. Some available on Amazon include these:
http://www.amazon.com/National-Geographic-Inside-11-Commemorative/dp/B00...
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10

I think some research is indicating that it's actually the increasing obesity levels in the country. Once your body reaches a certain amount of fat (for women), you begin menses. Conversely, if your body fat gets too low (think female body builders), your period becomes erratic or stops altogether.
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sex hormones (among other things) are stored in the fat.

so BOTH of these theories make sense - that is, a child who has been eating hormone-doused animal products her whole life is going to be storing a lot of hormones in her fat, whether or not she is overweight - and those excess hormones could trigger puberty a lot sooner than might have occured 60 years ago.

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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:31pm.

Angel! Now I will have to protest the erecting (LOL) of government buildings at Ground Zero!
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O that's inneresting! They were tryna make room for themselves were they?

But you know what scares me? Futuristic sci-fi...and really ONLY becuz our downtown core looks SUSPICIOUSLY more and more like Mad Max over the years. I do believe our govt's get TOO many ideas from movies/books...and from the movies I've seen, that's not a good sign.

♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James

Shout out to HEB. Of course this nutter would be from Texas.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:29pm.

This is also a good point. Same with the more far spread "Illuminati". They really do wait for US to show them what to do next. They wait for scientists to bring them ideas, for people to express their opinions. They make mistakes. They don't have as much "control" over things as people would like to think.
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If the Illuminati is relying on the US govt to show them what to do next, the rest of the world has nothing to worry about.
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LOL! - No, US - you and me. I was worried about that. But I'm really glad they're not tryna make us hay:) *winks @ mcnightmare*

♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James

Angel! Now I will have to protest the erecting (LOL) of government buildings at Ground Zero!
OK I'm finally out, love you all like lentils
PEEEACE!

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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK

make you gay? no. i wish.

give men titties and women moustaches, give little girls boobies and their mommas cancer, give you brain tumors and strange allergies and auto-immune diseases and depression, high blood pressure and diabetes?

fuck yes.

that's why you get extra cheese, and air fresheners with motion sensors so they spray you with chemicals all the god-damn time, and pills so you won't have to get your annoying gift from mother nature, and lemon-scented TRASH BAGS!

and plastic liners in your juice box.

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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.

This is also a good point. Same with the more far spread "Illuminati". They really do wait for US to show them what to do next. They wait for scientists to bring them ideas, for people to express their opinions. They make mistakes. They don't have as much "control" over things as people would like to think.
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If the Illuminati is relying on the US govt to show them what to do next, the rest of the world has nothing to worry about.
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I smell bananas! Am I back? what's in my ass?
Chirio 8/8/10

For the record I do believe 9/11 COULD have been a set up. There's a LOT of good reasons. And to the government 3000 civilians is a tiny loss. When you look at the loss around the world....? And when you consider the population of the States, in general. A lot of people who would have been against war before that changed their tune pretty quick over that and we've been at war ever since.

I said "COULD" for any loonies who may emerge.
Really - lots of things are possible.

♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James

Submitted by colt13 on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:10pm.

... Might be why some of these girls are hitting puberty as pre teens.
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I think some research is indicating that it's actually the increasing obesity levels in the country. Once your body reaches a certain amount of fat (for women), you begin menses. Conversely, if your body fat gets too low (think female body builders), your period becomes erratic or stops altogether.

I tend to believe this because female hippos become fertile based on their weight, not their age - no fat? no baby hippos for you!

Regardless, the dipshit is so full of homophobia, ignorance, and bizarre logic, that no amount of scientific proof or actual experience would sway his mindset. He's lost to his own ignorant raging.