Prostitution Whore-ah On Maury

Danielle Staub, formerly of The Real Trashwives of New Jersey, is going to be on Maury tomorrow and it's not what you think. Danielle isn't on to find out if The Grinch IS or IS NOT her father. No, Danielle is on to perform the pop remix of her song "Real Close" with her partner Lori Michaels.

You know that lady with a poultry phobia on Maury who practically ate through the fake brick walls when he showed her a video of a raw chicken? Well, this is your raw chicken! RUUUUUUN!!!

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Submitted by CareBearStare on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 9:48pm.

@catholicschoolgirl

LOL..
We call her Dirty Danielle in our house too!
Or 'DD' or 'DirtyD'

Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 09/23/2010 - 7:29am.

"Submitted by boobxqueen on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 9:32pm.
the dude with the dark sweater at the 41 second mark looks like he's asking his friend if these were the lesbians he was conned into coming to the show to watch. =/"

God your right!!!

What fucking moron even gave pwostitution ho the chance to shatter all our ear drums with her catwauling?
One other thing-what is up with the lesbian act-mind you she could some cash preforming in a drag queen show-she is a tranny-right?

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:55pm.

Well Maury has always loved his trannies! Thanks for the warning... I caught her act on Bravo's Housewives aftershow, and I do NOT EVER need to see her purr into a mike again. MK, she does look like the child of the Grinch! LMFAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU

Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 9:03pm.

Just imagine the smell of coke breath, Marlboro Ultra Light 100's, Danny Provenzano's jism, Tic Tacs, Tums, Diet Pepsi, coffee, bulimia barf, salad dressing packets, Popov Vodka, Fluoxetine, Klonopin, Chantix and other flavors/scents/notes on that microphone.

Submitted by CollinK on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 8:57pm.

Keep fucking that chicken, Danielle.

Submitted by boobxqueen on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 8:02pm.

Well the lyrics of the song weren't so bad. & the dude with the dark sweater at the 41 second mark looks like he's asking his friend if these were the lesbians he was conned into coming to the show to watch. =/

Submitted by not shocked on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 7:25pm.

This is as bad as the 'talent' that they have on the harbor in San Diego Night Hornblower Dinner Cruises for perimenopausal late in life career lipstick lesbians.

Submitted by Pamela on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:36pm.

I love myself to much to press play

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:33pm.

I'm really hoping the arm waving in the audience is being done with sarcastic intent. When the fuck are people going to stop giving these tone deaf ho wives time in recording studios?

And Danielle is as ghey or bi as Tila Tequila. Those hos will dry hump whatever gives them the most attention.
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:32pm.

Move over Ann Heche-this bitch is after your title! I suppose Lori figures she'll get a career out of this pathetic act as well?

I am more woman that you'll ever have and more man than you will ever be.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:07pm.

Start pouring the juice boxes down dirty Danielle's throat now cuz that fake lez act is embarrassing.
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Submitted by BitchHouse on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 5:44pm.

CORVEJO MAL OLIENTE!!!!

Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 4:28pm.

last I heard Maury was only good for baby daddy drama...now the Howives are singing...but if that is her real voice it at least sounds better than Kim Z's Tardy for the Party, or that tranny howives from New York The Cuntess song about class...Elegance is Learned or some shit..now that was real shit music...sounded like a tranny in a bustier singing till his balls turned blue...

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 4:19pm.

OK WE GET IT! YOU LOVE A LESBIAN! FINE! STOP SINGING ABOUT IT!

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Submitted by Chilly on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 4:18pm.

Far, real far. please.

Submitted by jim on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 4:17pm.

LOOK AT THESE FUCKING LOSERS IN THE AUDIENCE..HEY FUCKS GO GET A FUCKING JOB! IF YOU ARE ON UNEMPLOYMENT GO GET A 30 PACK OF NATURAL LIGHT AND GET DRUNK! WHO THE FUCK WOULD SIT THROUGH 10 SEC. OF THAT COMPLETE SHIT!

Submitted by Carpe Diem on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 4:07pm.

OMFG,
What I find hilarious is that the audience is behaving! A few mutants even did the arm wave. Yea...I'll admit I did watch both seasons of the Housewives of NJ..I hated all of them..just this idiot a little less. It scares me the way she looks at Lori. Yikes!

Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by jim on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 5:04pm.
OK..ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING HOUSEWIVES OF WHERETHEFUCKEVER! THEY HAVE NO TALENT, NO LIVE, IT IS AL FUCKING FAKE AND SCRIPTED AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE CUNTS IS UGLY. PEOPLE STOP WATCHING THIS SHIT, ALONG WITH THE FUCKING KARDASIAN WHORES SO I NEVER HAVE TO FLIP BY IT AGAIN!
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Submitted by jim on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:34pm.

OK..ENOUGH OF THESE FUCKING HOUSEWIVES OF WHERETHEFUCKEVER! THEY HAVE NO TALENT, NO LIVE, IT IS AL FUCKING FAKE AND SCRIPTED AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE CUNTS IS UGLY. PEOPLE STOP WATCHING THIS SHIT, ALONG WITH THE FUCKING KARDASIAN WHORES SO I NEVER HAVE TO FLIP BY IT AGAIN!

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:27pm.

Bobby Zarin showed up to cheer her on (.40).

Anyone else hearing a George Michael Father Figure beat?

Submitted by Dolly_D on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:21pm.

With those fake long eyelashes, Danielle looks like a horny llama.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:02pm.

I like watching Maury when I'm home sick
I think Prostitution Whorah is gonna make me so sick I can't go to work tomorrow!

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Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 2:57pm.

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Submitted by Ding_Dong on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 2:56pm.

Does not surprise me she went on Maury...trashy TV needs trashy people

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 2:54pm.

Those would be a hit if Michael Bolton sang it.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Submitted by shandi on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 2:25pm.

Such shitty music - and they are getting paid to sing it, with their shitty voices! Unbelievable.

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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 2:21pm.

Maury is sitll on... I used to watched the whole 2 months I was without a job... yeah... and I had cable... GUILTY!

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Submitted by MzSassy on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 2:14pm.

Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:38pm.

Submitted by boomsy
1. Maury's still on? Really?
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Maury is still on because there will always be people at home during the day with nothing better to do who will watch whatever comes on during the day.
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Hey now. I had off from work today and I wasn't about to lower my dignity and actually watch Maury Povich. In the past, that would have been a different story, but I'm older and wiser now...:-D

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Submitted by elmo533 on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 2:08pm.

Submitted by boomsy
1. Maury's still on? Really?
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Maury is still on because there will always be people at home during the day with nothing better to do who will watch whatever comes on during the day.

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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.

Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 2:08pm.

OK, Danielle, you may commence fading into obscurity now. Off you go!

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Submitted by MzSassy on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 2:02pm.

I couldn't hear this garbage over the noise of the radio in the kitchen anyway. ROFL

"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors

Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:44pm.

jesus
the only thing redeemable about his show was my friend's daughter who was nicknamed Tori.
she used to pass out postit's that said you Are, or are not, the father. we called her tori povich.

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Submitted by Rebitcha on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:40pm.

This woman needs to go! There is nothing special about her or any of the Real Whores of NJ. Ick!!!!

Submitted by joanie balogna on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:39pm.

gross.

Submitted by RHONYC on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:29pm.

yo. she needs to give up on those damn wife beater. for real.

Submitted by boomsy on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:26pm.

Though I pretty much agree with everything that's already been said, let me just add my 2 cents:

1. Maury's still on? Really?

2. How many 'remixes' of this garbage does she have? This sounded better than the techno version, but this song is so lame there's no redeeming it.

3. That Lori lady is popular where exactly? I know I'm not up on everything, but never heard of her before this song; oh well.

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Submitted by betterthanyomama on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:19pm.

Um, I thought Maury was for hoes with 6 potential baby-daddies not this...all of these celebretards thinking they can sing reminds me of the prophetic words of Outkast @ Elevators...and I quote:

Them rats know,
Mama I want to sang,
Mama I want to trick,
and Mama I'm sucking dick, now.

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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:16pm.

"Hey Dawg,you were kind of pitchy with that" What a supreme pile of shite that was.
Good god can any of these bitches actually sing?

Submitted by toofargone on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:08pm.

how many mixes of this shit do they have?

i liked the mid 90's "techno" mix that the body builders were twirling around to

and why is Lori Michaels repeatedly referred to as "lesbian superstar" ??

i've never heard of her before this mess... she doesn't even have a wikipedia page wtf

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:03pm.

There are so many things RAWNG with this photo that I don't even know where to begin.

So I won't even try.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:03pm.

Who is this Lori Michaels bitch that Miss Andy over at bravo claims is a country superstar. Never heard of her.

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Submitted by chewba on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:02pm.

ew.

Submitted by KG on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:01pm.

Who the hell goes on Maury to sing? I thought you went to Maury to find out who, of the seven guys you slept with in a one month span, could be your baby-daddy.

Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:00pm.

what the fuck is with the audience doing the wave to this shit?

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:58pm.

Bitch has a face for radio, if not the voice.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:55pm.

Maury is still on the air?

And for her?

The only question is...

WHY?

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:55pm.

Was that supposed to be sexy? I've seen more sexy in those "Mom, I don't feel so fresh" tampon commercials. Can the faux-lesbionic trend just wither away and leave us alone? Please?

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:50pm.

is this a song about lesbian lovers? Danielle looks at the other chick like she is singing to her and wants to eat her popolla.

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