Playgirl Wants Vinny's Watermelon
Playboy has already offer Jersey Shore's JWoww $400,000 to fully bare what a plastic surgeon gave her in the pages of their magazine, and now their little gay brother Playgirl wants Vinny to take off his Ed Hardy chonies for $30,000. So while JWoww is driving around in a Bentley she bought with her Playgirl money, Vinny can follow her in his brand new fully equipped Kia Sorrento! Kias get better mileage, thankyouverymuch.
Daniel Nardicio of Playgirl tells Life & Style's Scene Queens that they put out the offer to Vinny after Snooki said on an episode of Jersey Whores that smooshing him was like putting a "watermelon into a pin hole." Snooki is already the side of a watermelon, so my guess is that Vinny's dick is bigger than her. Snooki normally looks like an Oompa Loompa, but when Vinny stuck it in she swole up like Violet Beauregarde. More like a garden snake eating a water buffalo.
Playgirl is not stopping there either. They also want to make a rubber replica of Vinny's watermelon cock through their company Clone-A-Willy. They will give Vinny a cut of the profits.
If Vinny has a dick that could break the fruit weight at a grocery store then Playgirl better up their offer. They paid Levi Johnston $150,000 and he didn't even show one peen lip. Vinny should charge by the pound.
And if Vinny gets sick of weak hos complaining that his "dick so large" situation leaves them with broken hip bones and sore throats (even though they didn't give him oral), then he needs to call up Medusa:
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my has vinny let himself go, I mean all the jersey cast is looking like shit, boozing all day,eating like pigs and partying all night has really taken a toll on their looks not that they were anything to look at when they started.
also Ronnie(who i despise) seems to be pretty hung too, keep your eyes open next time, he always sports a hard horse dick that he constantly grabs and gives a handshake to whenever he find the moment(especially when he has just woken up)..Situation seems to be the mini mouse one of the house.
I don't know anything about Jersey Shore, and plan to keep it that way, but the Madonna sucking a watermelon parody is perfect in every way and exactly the kind of thing she hates.
vinny's my favorite, he's hilarious! i don't think he'll do it though lol
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I thought last year they were saying Paulie was the hung one... damn, don't make me go checking my Jersey Shore archive that is on loan to the Smithsonian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Ewww! His belly button is upsetting me.
I really have an issue with belly buttons.
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All the italians I've fuck'd around with were like a little bigger than average and a tad on the thin side. nothing bad. I suppose he could be big, but I really don't care about seeing him naked. Probably Pauly is the only one I think is cute and would want to see naked, as long as they wash that shit out of his hair or make him put a hat on.
My very first boyfriend was half-Italian and he was pretty well-endowed. I suppose nationality hasn't got everything to do with it, sometimes it's just the luck of the draw. Or the luck of the dropped drawers. Is it just me, or does Vinny look a bit feminine here? Like, butch lesbian feminine? (Pardon me, butch lesbians, for the comparison.)
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:56pm.
Angel,
If this pic of Boston Rob had him in sunglasses SnowPuss could do a proper comparison. LOL
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LOL! At first I was like: ok - I don't know who that is but you're SO OBSESSED! It is LOVE, yes?!
OMG he's such a "reality" addict! He's even been here!
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Crazaze;p
He's cute - what?!:)
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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:24pm.
For anyone who watches Jersey Shore, remember the "girl" Vinny was begging to go out with him and "she" declined? Well now he is dating "her" and if "she" isn't a man, than Kanye doesn't have a big ego.
Look "her" up "her" name is Ramona. That is a man and Vinny is officially SUSPECT so yeah go on ahead Vinny pose for playgirl!
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GEt out. This bitch looks manly. She looked so hot on TV and I didnt even have beer goggles on.
I suspect it went down like THIS:
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=311193&title=unm...
Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 4:16pm.
Can I throw an "amen" in on this? ...Not saying there aren't Italian men out there who aren't packing large, but I never saw any of it and trust me, I looked.
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LOL! Why Mr. M, you slut you! From one slut to another--love you more now ; )
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Pucker up Hoity, I'm gonna lay one on ya!
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After the day I had at work, being recognized as a slut is the nicest thing that's happened all day!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 4:16pm.
Can I throw an "amen" in on this? ...Not saying there aren't Italian men out there who aren't packing large, but I never saw any of it and trust me, I looked.
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LOL! Why Mr. M, you slut you! From one slut to another--love you more now ; )
Wow, really?? Jwow is getting all that money just to pose? I've always thought she was rather plain looking...not to mention trashy.. Eeek.
Haha and Vinny is getting that? He seems to be the only normal member...well not like that says much anyway. Some comments are hilarious!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 4:17pm.
I agree BUT REV. THE ASIANS!!!!
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hmmm you are right...I forgot about that, but that is a segment of the population I have never "sampled" up close and personal to reach a definite conclusion...and I only heard about that myth from friends who are rice queens...plus I have never seen Asian porn either...come to think of it perhaps that is the reason there are no Asian males in gay porn...ever. I never came across videos that show them unless they do have them in straight porn.
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The cast of the Jersey Shore all look like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Why the heck would anyone want to see these turds naked?
Mr. Mercury: "gabbagool peen"
Ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!!
Paquita LOL pack lots of LUBE and hair gel, or we could just use the lube as gel
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:37pm.
Bullshit...that is one stereotype that never came true for me EVER. And overall nationality or race has nothing to do with dick size anyway.
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I agree BUT REV. THE ASIANS!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:37pm.
Submitted by gines on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:22pm.
of course this kid has a huge dong. he's italian.
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Bullshit...that is one stereotype that never came true for me EVER. And overall nationality or race has nothing to do with dick size anyway.
Furthermore, I have been with LOTS of italians and not even one had more than 6 inches. If you know one who does then show a pic of it or it did not happen. :-P
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Can I throw an "amen" in on this? My long ago ex was Italian and trust me, he was not hung. I lived in Philly long enough to see my share of gabbagool peen and it always came up *cough* short. Not saying there aren't Italian men out there who aren't packing large, but I never saw any of it and trust me, I looked.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
snowy... I dont think it will take much. We are hot looking floozys, better looking that what they get in the show...we just need to dress real trashy so we dont seem to smart... lets fly our asses to Miami RIGHT NOW!
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:02pm.
also -GFF= grenade free foundation=grenade is a nasty looking or fat chick...
DTF=Down To Fuck...
I LOVE THIS SHOW.
im 100% Italian,too!! lMaO
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I find it ironic that those boys (they are not men) are so judgemental of looks when they are some of the biggest GRENADES I have ever seen in my life. Hmm, TV sure does wonders to an already unjustified ego. P.S. Jersey Dorks cast, acronyms are for 12 years olds studying for history and science exam.
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Submitted by gines on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:22pm.
of course this kid has a huge dong. he's italian. a big italian sausage complete with two meatballs.
that being said, i'd sneak a peek at vinny's braggiole. he's the most normal out of that pack of rampant diseases. oofah.
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ROFL. I thought Vinnie was the "squeaky clean" one who would never put Italians to shame?!?! :-/
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Submitted by gines on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 3:22pm.
of course this kid has a huge dong. he's italian.
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Bullshit...that is one stereotype that never came true for me EVER. And overall nationality or race has nothing to do with dick size anyway.
Furthermore, I have been with LOTS of italians and not even one had more than 6 inches. If you know one who does then show a pic of it or it did not happen. :-P
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The freakin ugly ones always have the big sausages.
BTW I love looking at the old Kathy Griffin. She was cute back then, don't know why she sliced her face up.
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Paquita I wonder how much booze it would take........ LOL, to get him to show us!
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of course this kid has a huge dong. he's italian. a big italian sausage complete with two meatballs.
that being said, i'd sneak a peek at vinny's braggiole. he's the most normal out of that pack of rampant diseases. oofah.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:58pm.
is it me or does he look like a Beastie Boy?
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Yes! That's what I was saying, too!
And yes, I got sucked into this damn show. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I called that "chick" as a dude, too.
Vinnie might be ok in bed. I feel like...if you have to brag about it, you're probably not that great. O hi, Mike and Pauly D.
Vinnie has NO game whatsoever. So...
Unfortunately I have to believe this. Look at his melon head and long thick fingers.....
yikes i had forgotten Kathy Griffin was in "Dare To Be Truthful" and also forgot how much fuglier she used to be prior all the surgeries. Julie Brown is a comedic genius and this was her masterpiece...bitch was way too funny whenever she ridiculed and exposed Vadge.
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JWoww $400,000?? Just goes to show you how downhill playboy has gotten over the years. They use to have beautiful women on their pages now they're willing to "stunt shoot" irrelevant reality bitches. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
Someone needs to clue Vinny about that pose he's striking. That's the stance any interior decorator takes when they're about to tell you that the entire living room should be done in puce.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Snooky probably meant he is just thick...but I doubt there is much length there...a dick that looks like a hardboiled egg or half a cucumber is not sexy.
But in the end, i don't care how big he might be...he is still as fug as the other 3 gumbas minus the guns and six pack. So not gay porn material. Ugh! Fuchi!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:31pm.
I want to see Pauly's D!
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I want to see Pauly's D as well... I have the hots for that useless piece of human being. I met this Greek/Newyorker in Cancun this summer... he reminded me somehow of these guidos. But he was really hot and an electrician. HOT HOT hahahaha
yeah... now I am horny :P
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HoityToity snooks is used to sucking on pickles, so of course Vinnie seemed like a watermelon, I doubt he really stuck it in that hole from hell
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playgirl is still around?
holey smokes...that was kathy griffin in that medusa video...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
Vinny no, Paulie yes.
Is he naturally that hairless, or does he wax? And if it's the latter, why wax such a pink, fleshy chest/abdomen?
Also, I don't watch, so I, too, am totally grossed out at the thought of them all fucking each other. Snooks - with her facial acne and no-lips and legs so thick and stubby she can't cross them properly - announced last night on Letterman that she and Vinny are friends who fuck, and I swear you could hear a collective gag ripple across the audience.
Why do these brainless, untalented, greased-up fistful of assholes keep getting money thrown at them, and I'm still broke? What kind of world do we live in?
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I dunno, if he had a watermelon in those trunks wouldn't it be bulging out all over the place? Snooki is a drunk skank, maybe she confused his dick with a real watermelon!
I want to see Pauly's D!
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:19pm.
@surley...I def feel u on that one. I always thought "the situation" had a little dick..lol.hes always trying to fuck everyone to be "the man" but I bet he got a tiny peter...LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Definitely! Ronnie too. Idk why Sammi is all gaga over him. He has no personality and probably a tiny dick. Pauly is possibly average. And it's sad I put this much thought into this!
Submitted by borg queen on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 1:12pm.
It's club lights effect, I too thought she was pretty until I saw those pictures of an obvious transexual.
Like I wanna see this choad's choad.
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@surley...I def feel u on that one. I always thought "the situation" had a little dick..lol.hes always trying to fuck everyone to be "the man" but I bet he got a tiny peter...LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
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Maybe he's not as muscular because he's not over compensating @ the gym like the other 3? In my experience, the guys with the big penises aren't as concerned with working out. Plus, I think Vinny is adorable because he kinda looks like my mans:)
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:24pm.
For anyone who watches Jersey Shore, remember the "girl" Vinny was begging to go out with him and "she" declined? Well now he is dating "her" and if "she" isn't a man, than Kanye doesn't have a big ego.
Look "her" up "her" name is Ramona. That is a man and Vinny is officially SUSPECT so yeah go on ahead Vinny pose for playgirl!
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GEt out. This bitch looks manly. She looked so hot on TV and I didnt even have beer goggles on.
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I thought that was a much younger Tim Robbins. I never watch that show. He has a soft dough boy look. I doubt he is worth the $$ for a nudie spread.
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That's disappointing; I expected better.
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Why is it always the quiet ones who have the biggest reveals? His lack of gym bunny muscles leads me to believe he is relying on word of mouth to get laid. just saying...
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:32pm.
hahahhaha! I mean how can any guy think that's attractive? And to top it all off he was begging "her" for a date.