Well, Look At Those Eyebrows
The picture of Becks' alleged pussy peddler of choice is tiny, but her delicate brows of leased desire are still speaking to me softly. Brows so thin that Posh could wear one as a loose-fitting belt and use the other one to jump rope. But sadly, Posh will never do this, because the owner of those brows sexed up her husband for $10,000 a night. Posh hasn't taken a piss in over 5 years, but this really is going to piss her off in a major! Posh could've used that $10k to buy a pair of crocodile bedroom stilettos from Versace!!! DAMN BECKS!
High-class call girl (Oh, how I wish that was my job title) Irma Nici (Oh, how I wish that was my name) tells InTouch Weekly that Becks paid her $10,000 for one night of down low dicking back in 2007 (Oh, how I wish that was my life).
The 26-year-old (insert your "let me see your birf papers" side-eye here) premium prostitute says that Becks was a repeat customer and they did it 5 times during the course of the year. Irma broke the whore code and talked about Becks' skills:
"It was a high. All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting. He was very gentle and kind. He knew what he was doing."
On a sex skills scale of 1 to 10, Irma gave Becks a 7.5. She says he wasn't into anything too kinky, but he did fap in front of her using lotion from the hotel, “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”
Becks also opened up to Irma a little bit and said that he got harder for Posh when she didn't have the body of xylophone mallet, “He was saying that he liked her body more before. He is more of a butt man than a breast man."
Blah. Blah. Blah. Posh & Becks have been here before. Remember the whole Rebecca Looser thing? So, Becks might buy a 24k-carat hooker every now and again. I'm not sure if this counts as the ultimate betrayal to Posh. The ultimate betrayal would be if Becks cut up her AMEX black card, or if he told her that she "has a butt in those pants." That's the real slap!
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Victoria is going to be happy about the attention she'll be getting out of this, so it's likely that she's working out at this very moment to look thin on her next photo op.
As Mad Catter said, she doesn't care who her trophy husband sleeps with but I doubt this is true. Fucking Classy's right, a true "high-class" call girl doesn't out her customers. Just ask Madame Fleiss... on second thought, maybe not!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
I'm getting a Priscilla Presley Vibe off of this verbose hooker... poor Posh, she's so nice about him. She needs to grab some on the side too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
This girl is a human resource for all her "high end prostitute" bullshit. And the salient point is not that she is worth $10,000.00 but that he can afford to pay such an exorbitant amount of money for sex with a stranger. More like "high end" masculine power tripping.
I like that the women are speaking out, although I cannot help but think that indiscretion will cut into their business, because the status quo sucks donkey dick.
The whore's tits look like they start at her shoulders. how bizarre
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
This isn't shocking...still sucks for her though.
I agree with the last poster, I think Becks goes out on Posh when he decides he needs to have a real woman with real boobs, curves and dare I say it? a little FLESH on her bones!
Posh is frantic about staying thin. It is a leftover from her Spice Girl days when they would compete to see who could be thinnest, especially Posh and Ginger. When the group started, Posh actually had some shape to her, but considered it "fat". Sheesh!
Oh please of course he cheats on her. He likes curves and ass (the women he cheats with are always fuller) and Posh is a size 00. What do you expect? Side note the trick sort of looks like Jordan (and Becks apparently wanted some of that back in the day).
"I have this weird affection for Victoria Beckham. I don't want to see her hurt or humiliated, it just seems like it would crush her. She's fragile or something. She seems like a good mom too.
I told you it was weird..."
I don't think it's irrational. I have mad love for VB too. I think she's far more clever than people give her credit for and if not for her, I think DB would just be another cute footballer. She made him the media sensation. She's also one of the few celebrities who have a really beautiful clothing line.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I have this weird affection for Victoria Beckham. I don't want to see her hurt or humiliated, it just seems like it would crush her. She's fragile or something. She seems like a good mom too.
I told you it was weird...
This won't be the first or last time he cheats on Posh. Instead of her starving herself she should kick his butt to the curb.
Is it too much to hope that, the next time they try to enter the U.S., we pull a Japan and send them the fuck home?
He's a dog. She's a bitch. Match made in shallow heaven.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:33am.
@ louise_brooks
You can do italics? I can't figure out the formating thing on this site for the life of me. I use a Mac.
Can you tell me how you do the bold and the italics? I ain't computer savvy like you *s*
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"I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."- The Deliciously Insane Mel Gibson- 7/1/10
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Submitted by dusted on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 11:50am.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:58am. I don't think of ten grand as being THAT much money.
Suddenly I find you VERY attractive.
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I forgot to mention that I'm cheap, so do bear that in mind."
Just how do you define cheap because Im with her-you sound VERY VERY attractive....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Becks is losing the hot more and more with every passing day. First there was whole Rebecca Loos scandal. Then I heard his voice (*shudders*...let us not revisit that awful moment). Now he's cheating with some other hooch.
Time to do another almost-naked underwear ad so he can redeem himself!
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
2010 is the Year of the Hoes.
Hoes used to have some shame, now they sell the story as well as their ass to anybody. This trick thinks we believe David paid her $10,000, yeeah rifgt right. More like $300, she looks like a low budget hoe, not a top shelf hoe.
question: is there such a thing as a hot looking trick? every last one of these hooker's these dudes cheat with look beat...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
Aren't they the blind item about the wife who tells everybody how well-behaved her husband is now, but he's actually still cheating? Either way, she's not going to leave him no matter how much he cheats.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
God lord how pathetically dick brained can some men be?? There is no pussy (or dick for that matter) worth 10 grand a pop. NONE. I dont care what tricks they know you can always git it for free. Dumbfucks.
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You aren't just paying for vagina, you're paying for silence. Unfortunately in this case the whore is running her mouth, which is stupid because she is going to lose business over it.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Maybe she was hired by Tommy Girl to put off any rumors they have together....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Wow! Becks cheating! I would NEVER have thought THAT would ever happen... after the last time it happened!
Remind me again why these two are famous in the US? I mean they've been famous for ages in the UK, but they only just becoming famous here. WTF?
But then again they're also sharing the cover with Kourtney Lardassian, JeLo and Bristol Palin. So mebbe they're no so famous.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
In other news, the sky is blue. . . Please, Becks has been cheating on Icky Vicky for years. They are only together because the of the fame, money and possibly, the kids.
Like we don't know he doesn't step out on Posh. This is old news. I remember when she started to become a plastic monster, that was after the first time the tabloids were all over his cheating.
J.Ho and Bristol look alike on the cover. Becks is bi and Posh likes money. Wish they would think of the children...what about the children...can somebody please think of the children....
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."-Chippy D
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by dusted on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 11:50am.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:58am. I don't think of ten grand as being THAT much money.
Suddenly I find you VERY attractive.
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I forgot to mention that I'm cheap, so do bear that in mind.
I'm getting soooo sick of seeing little "G's" all over my pages. I drunkenly added "Get Glue" one evening. You can't get rid of this shit and of course every time I see one, like in the bolded blue words "Rebecca Looser," in MK's post, I click. It's like a compulsion. *flail*
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Oh and Becks, Tommy Girl would have paid you 10k just to put some oil on your back SUCKER!
Oh For God sake.... This has been known in London for YEARS that he is cheating on her. With so many women. And she knows, but she is nothing without him so she stays. She was about 6 sizes bigger when they got together (so.. normal) and he probably fancies that.
But Beckham cheating? Pffff yeah. I am surprised it took the USA so long to come up with proof. I like to see them sue, because a magazine will have done their homework. What's the betting they don't pursue it. If it was in London however with our pathetic libel laws, they'd be flying in now.
How can anyone call having an "affair" with a prostitute when all he did was pay her to have sex with her?!. That's normal pay-a-hooker stuff.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Didnt Posh already admit David had cheated on her before?
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
Submitted by dusted on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 11:50am.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:58am. I don't think of ten grand as being THAT much money.
Suddenly I find you VERY attractive.
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♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 11:28am.
Kourtney.. HA, as if there was anything to wash!
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Hahahahaha!
Who make's up these headlines for the KarTRASHisns? A first grader?
Posh cares about purging the calories in that sip of hot lemon water she just accidentally swallowed, not who or what her trophy husband is fucking. She has already stated that she doesn't care who cheats, she's staying the fuck in that marriage because she knows her place.
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Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:58am. I don't think of ten grand as being THAT much money.
Suddenly I find you VERY attractive.
Excuse me for being a misogynist, but why is this high-falutin' hookah (heh heh) talking about HE was in bed? It's HER job to provide the pleasure, and she should be bragging about how he came five times and tipped her 25% because it was so good.
Ever heard of marketing, you dumb whore?
He paid $10K to have sex with a goth Joan Collins?
I don't buy it for a minute.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
there is nothing you can do to age yourself quicker than to have overly manicured brows and fingernails. Nicely plucked brows with maybe a tab bit of filler are ok. It's kind of something you can't quit put your finger on. You know ridiculous eyebrows when you see it and you know tacky nails when you see it. It's not something you can teach people. I think the general rule of thumb is that chicks should be filling just a tad to make some normal and human looking brows and growing their natural nails, even though short, to manicure level. Eiether that or get fake nails that are long and square and tacky and very natural looking
settle down charlie m. did your daddy hate your momma? maybe she was a filthy whore like oksana...Submitted by lovethejared
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:24am.
Does pig splooge taste like bacon? Just curious. I don't know why else she'd collect it.
Pig splooge.....OMG the mental picture. My brain! My brain!!!
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@snowy: I see it! Big time!
The last time he was up here I referred to him as the douchiest douchebag you can remember from the 80's....American Psycho - that's him right there. Wonder if he's got a diary;p
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
He should of asked her if he could get his senior citizens discount.
but brainless boob still has millions to steal!
Scott Dickshit reminds me of Christian Bale in AP, so creepy
(back off Bale lovers, there IS a resemblence!) ;P
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Kourtney.. HA, as if there was anything to wash!
he doesn't look like he'd be good in bed, or very large
BTW - all this infidelity stuff really is getting boring. Didn't these 2 just launch a new fragrance a few days back? Maybe the early marketing numbers are looking stale - so voila!
CHEATING!!!! HIGH CLASS CALLGIRLS!!!!! POSH IS TOO SKINNY!!!!! BECKS NEEDS A REAL WOMAN!!!!!
blah blah blah - it's all business.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
@Raul: Seriously *eyeroll*. That girl is ridiculously slow.
And since we're in the side bar - i thought it was funny I came across Bristol's PSA yesterday on College Humor and I was a little annoyed cuz it was supposed to be remix but it was just her normal PSA...then I read the title:
Bristol Palin warns of the dangers of being poor. LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Becks needs to pay a visit to Boston or New York if he wants the real deal. I work in the Financial District of Boston, and I have seen the high class call-girls strutting at noon. Beck's Bitch is not the one. These babies can suck the label off a beer bottle AND assess your portfolio for 2500 bucks - a DEAL!!!!
They also understand that discretion is the better part of valor.
Shame on you Becks - proves that your patrician looks do NOT mean you are classy. You belong with pig-face.....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:40am.
MK- if you ever write a book you should title it, "Delicate Brows of Leased Desire."
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I think MK should write a book called "A Brief History of Whores" with a foreward by Stephen Hawking.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
@madam s.
High-Falutin' Hookah it is, then!
Honesty in advertising is everything.
Or so I've heard;p
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Without debating the ills of breaking the sanctity of matrimony...blah, blah, blah. It's crazy that whores like her no longer know their place and stay in it? So bitch thinks of herself as a "premium" prostitute. Well if someone is able to pay out $10,000, then $9,550 of that cost is for keeping your trap shut.
Wonder what Xaviera Hollander thinks of all this pay, fuck, and tell business going on now? The Happy Hooker made herself rich without mentioning one single name.