People Joins The Party
Star Magazine broke the rumor that while Demi Moore was busy flaunting her bikini body in make-shift camera phone bathroom shoots, her husband Ashton Kutchie took his wandering wang for a walk all over the vaginas of L.A. Ashton was "caught" tongue-ing some blonde piece in a hallway at a restaurant, and a 21-year-old trick named Brittney Jones claims that she spread her cooch on Demi's couch while she was out of town filming a movie. Ashton has denied all of this.
In this week's Star, they have the text messages Ashton and Brittney allegedly sent to each other before and after their parts slobbered on his sofa. The text messages are about as interesting as My Boss's Daughter. It's just basic shit like: "what are u wearing now?" and "Whens the next time you're gonna have an empty house?".
Radar says that Brittney is trying to take her whore game to the next level by hiring a manager and publicist. A source who knows Brittney says that she's been obsessed with Ashton for a while and is going to milk this story the way she milked his peen, "I believe she did it. I've known Brittney for a while and her family is the same way. They're all gold diggers... she probably took one look at Ashton and saw dollar signs."
"Family of gold diggers" is the official motto on the Kardashian family crest, so that source better expect a copyright infringement lawsuit from Kris Jenner.
And People Magazine has now joined Star and Radar at the table. Although, People isn't coming out and saying that Ashton is sticking his douche rod into any young ho who doesn't start to melt when he rubs against her too fast (Well, Demi can't help it!). People is crossing their legs, holding their white gloves in their hands and whispering that maybe there's shit going down in Ashton and Demi's marriage.
One of their sources said that everything is alright and the two gushed all over each other (smells like store bought silicone and vinegar) while Ashton visited with Demi on the set of her movie in Michigan, "She gushes over Ashton. You could hear them laughing in her trailer."
But a different source said that Demi and Ashton are angry about the cheating rumors and have told their friends not to ask about it. The source said, "He got married young and, as crass as this sounds, never seemed to have his fill."
It's not 2006, so this post about Demi and Ashton is already way too long. But maybe Demi and Ashton have one of those open things. You know, she fills her face with whatever the plastic surgeon has on stock and he doesn't say a thing about it. And he gets to fill his mouth with whatever winks at him in a bowling alley and she doesn't say a thing about it. Whatever works for them! Or as Demi and Ashton probably think, whatever keeps them on the cover of People!
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My husband was alot younger than me and we had a connection that was hot, funny, friendly, supportive and HOT!!! It was not money, or fame or anything but we could not keep our hands off of each other until the day he died.We actually had sex an hour before he died. I was faithful for the first time in my life and I know he was faithful to the end. He had many offers from girls I knew and he told me about them all... you can best believe those bitches were confronted. My husband is a tough act to follow but these relationships can, and do, transcend a number.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
They compliment each other, her insecurity and his immature misogyny, as documented by January Jones and the late Britanny Murphy whose eating disorders/body dysmorphia has been attributed to Ashton's cruel belittling during their relationship.
Yawn, who cares about these two?
I'm betting the cheatings mutual. He is a douchnozzle she's old enough to be madonnas older better looking sister!
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
2 tools who bore me completely.
Not surprised. Demi is close to 50 and Asston is barely in his 30's.
If he DID cheat and he didn't want Demi to find out or anyone else for that matter, I can't believe he was dumb enough to do texting and things that can be traced. He's king of Twitter for heaven's sake. Dumb move if true. My guess is they have an open marriage like Fergie and Josh. Notice how quickly that fling got tossed under the rug?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:01am.
Am I one of the few here that actually LIKES Demi?
I do think she is, and always has been, gorgeous. Yea I know she's had plenty of plastic surgery, but her surgeons do a damn good job, because she looks flawless. Also "A Few Good Men" is one of my favorite movies, and she was really on her game there. It's only recently that she seems to be slipping into famewhore mode.
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of course ashton cheats on demi...it's probably in their contract...what's probably not in their contract is that ashton should've picked skanks who can keep their mouths shut...
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I don't think Demi cares. She's insecure enough to let him mess around.
That said, nobody is guaranteed a great marraige no matter your age, sexual orientation, financial status, etc. Yes, they have a lot of years between them, but that doesn't mean jack shit because people who want to cheat are going to cheat on you regardless of your flipping age difference.
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i agree, age makes no difference, but marrying a cheating scumbag with a wandering peen or vagina does.
Well of course he cheated on her. Can you blame him really? Demi seems to believe that leeches can be trained by cosmetic surgeons.
Submitted by super martian r... on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 11:46am.
When are old women going to realize boys young enough to be their sons only want sex, money and publicity (in this case)? Damn, when I get to be middle aged I refuse to go chasing after some kid looking for love and marriage like a desperate idiot.
Edit: oh and before I get jumped on, just fine ONE man who isn't a desperate loser in Mom's basement that'd have anything to do with an older woman besides sex and/or money.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.... ALL males are in it for sex. A woman's age has nothing to do with it. Hell, attractive 20 year old women can't even get DATES with men let alone BOYFRIENDS. The only way a younger woman can get a man to marry her is to trap him into marriage by going behind his back and getting knocked up. And it doesn't matter what age a female is, eventually he'll get bored with your ass and cheat on you. Sorry, that's just the way things are.
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This:
"Now Demi is reduced to posting bikini pictures, taken pathetically by herself in her own bathroom mirror, on Twatter while her ex-"That 70s Show" cast member, social network (validation)-addicted husband has sex with skanky Iowa dayshift stripper-types on her couch."
Is a great descriptive AND accurate sentence! :)
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
Is anyone shocked at all by this? I was really surprised when they got married since I never thought it would even last that long.
In some way, I almost feel sorry for Demi because she is so insecure about herself. It's not just the excessive plastic surgery-hell, it's practically a job requirement for showbiz-but the fact she never appears comfortable in her own skin and is trying desperately to appear like she is still in her 20s when she is pushing 50.
As far as Ashton goes, I just never liked the asshole.
are these creatures still actors?
I can't believe it!...he didn't even have to pay her!?
Haha, I can't do Jennifer Grey without the nose, either. Damn that's some bad rhinoplasty! I feel really bad for the girl as I can't imagine a nose job has ever ruined someone's career as badly as it did hers!
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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The sound of the BR
I wouldnt doubt hes cheated on her he got married to her young. However Demi will not leave Ashton she is too obssessed with him
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And let Demi's example be a lesson to anyone out there considering a pair of lace bicycle shorts with a mullet skirt. It only leads to heartbreak.
Guys! GUYS! You are ALL ignoring the story of the century, at top right on People's cover!
JENNIFER GREY'S BIG COMEBACK!!! How can I concentrate on my work with this exclusive story waiting for me at the supermarket??!! Damn you, People Magazine. Damn you to hell.
Submitted by harveyprice on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 11:56am.
Still can't get over how ugly this Brittney whore is nor the fact that she has a trailer park name like Brittney. I guess Ashton missed his roots, evidently.
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Demi grew up in a trailer park.
This is why Trashton and Demi are pieces of shit. Actually, I know trailer trash with far more decorum than those two losers. Their marriage was the birth of the joke these two would become in the public eye...well, Ashton has always been nothing more than a joke, but Demi at one time might have been called elegant (she was in Ghost for fuck's sake, she made a couple good career moves). Her marriage to Bruce was better for both of them...I mean, we all know how badly their offspring turned out, but as a couple they seemed solid and A-list. Now Demi is reduced to posting bikini pictures, taken pathetically by herself in her own bathroom mirror, on Twatter while her ex-"That 70s Show" cast member, social network (validation)-addicted husband has sex with skanky Iowa dayshift stripper-types on her couch.
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The sound of the BR
Wasn't this a recent blind item?
Still can't get over how ugly this Brittney whore is nor the fact that she has a trailer park name like Brittney. I guess Ashton missed his roots, evidently.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."-Chippy D
the thing is they might like you in the beginning but eventually you'll be 70 when he's 40 or something and what about when/if he finally grows up and wants a kid? My bf is my same age and I still worry about that.
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Bet Demi's tired of raising/boning him anyhow. He looks like a brat and terrible fuck to boot.
Submitted by Mayo on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:33am.
Yes, because Melissa Etheridge has proven that.
Seriously, it's just offensive to say that. People are people, whether gay or hetero, and they are always gonna cheat and screw up their relationships. Just poking different holes doesn't make you more loving or faithful.
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When are old women going to realize boys young enough to be their sons only want sex, money and publicity (in this case)? Damn, when I get to be middle aged I refuse to go chasing after some kid looking for love and marriage like a desperate idiot.
Edit: oh and before I get jumped on, just fine ONE man who isn't a desperate loser in Mom's basement that'd have anything to do with an older woman besides sex and/or money.
It's so annoying that everyone (magazines and blogs) seems to be so fucking focused on the age difference and somehow think that Demi should have expected him to cheat because of it.
Yeah, marrying someone their own age worked wonderfully for Elin Woods, Sandra Bullock, Victoria Beckham and Reese Witherspoon just to mention a few.
Marrying someone younger makes no difference, marrying a cheating douche does.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 11:19am.
Wow this post was a mini novella.
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I think he's kinda hoping we never have to come back to this story after this. I know I am.
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Wow this post was a mini novella.
"Brittney Jones claims that she spread her cooch on Demi's couch while she was out of town filming a movie"
What an insultingly ridiculous claim! I mean, who would believe that? Nobody would put Demi in a MOVIE.
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Duh. When will people learn you can't remain married and faithful if your mate is way younger than you and vice versa. Sooner or later the young one is gonna mess around with people their own age. It always happens, always.
I never expected this thing to last. Too much young ass out there. And Demi is lab created anyway. Eventually, he'd want someone naturally pretty who doesn't have to visit Dr. Frankenstein every six months for a tune up. Not to mention she's 47 with the mentality of a 22 year old. Oh, and he's a douche!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I never understood how Demi could go from a MAN like Bruce, to a BOY like Ashton. Seriously, why are people so surprised? I saw this coming a mile away. She won't divorce him-he's her only link to relevancy (sad, right?)
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Please tell me again why gays can't marry??
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that's true... and i can tell that gays are more comitted to their relationships than straight people are, and i'm saying this because i know about it... is so unfair that people that just marry because they want money or fame instead of love can marry but people that actually DO want marry 'cause they're really in love can't...
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So what if she's botoxed/pinched/lifted within an inch of her life, and her children have heads you could use to drill to China with...
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I don't mind Demi- have met her, and she loved my doggie......but her stupid Twitter pics and actions make her reek of desperation. Grow old gracefully Demi. Find a nice man in his 50's, and keep looking hot.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/22/2010 - 10:01am.
Am I one of the few here that actually LIKES Demi?
I like her - I think she has played some extremely strong women (A Few Good Men, anyone???). I just wish she wasn't so PAINFULLY and obviously insecure. She can be extremely talented when she gets out of her own way. Desperation annoys the shit out of me.
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who gives a shit? young boy cheats on his older girlfriend. yawn.
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who gives a shit? young boy cheats on his older girlfriend. yawn.
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I have been saying it for a while, these two reek of open marriage.
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Why do people think that scandals will make folks go see their flicks? Uhmmm..... no. I'm pretty sure that movie Demi is filming is the one with Slutty Cyrus so I wasn't planning on seeing that crap anyway.
And if Ashton is cheating because "he hasn't had his fill" then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GET MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!
Please tell me again why gays can't marry??
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I'm just waiting for Asston's big ugly mug coming at me yellin YOU GOT PUNK'D !! I seriously wanted to hurt him on that show.
he's such a doucharoo. I have a feeling this story is true. I mean what's he been up to lately.. Dude Where's My Car 2? hmm I think not.
Scarlett Letter II?
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She was an idiot to marry this CHILD in the first place - should have stayed with Bruce Willis. i think Demi had a shitty childhood and decided she wanted a do-over. Hence the body-work and marrying the High School Quarterback.
Only one problem - time does not stop - nor does it lie. Ashton is a BOY, and she is a fucked-up WOMAN.
end-result: embarrassment
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Am I one of the few here that actually LIKES Demi?
I mean, she had her time at the top, made her moolah, got her boytoy, and then faded (relatively) out of the spotlight. So what if she's botoxed/pinched/lifted within an inch of her life, and her children have heads you could use to drill to China with...
SHE is not exactly famewhorin' herself persay, so she gets a pass.
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I'm pretty sure it's NOT considered cheating if the guy really really likes fucking....