Sayonara, Skank!
One extremely lucky immigration official got to tell Parasite Hilton today that unlike her, Japan doesn't let just anybody in and she needs take her Godzilla ass feet back to the US. That official's family probably threw them a special dinner and carried them around the neighborhood while everyone threw confetti! Proudest moment ever.
After spending 6 hours with immigration officials yesterday and one night at an airport hotel, Wonks was told that she could not enter Japan due to her recent drug conviction. HA. I love that she flew all the way to Japan, got off the plane and smiled as though she was about to get showered with pink stuffed animals and love-flavored welcomes. WRONG. Wonks got a cold splash of "GET THE FUCK OUT" thrown at her face instead.
Wonks' spokeswhore had this to say:
"Paris is very disappointed and fought hard to keep her business commitments and see her fans, but she is forced to postpone her commitments in Asia. Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them. Paris looks forward to returning in the future to a country she loves and has been coming to for the past 10 years.”
Every country could really learn a lot from Japan. Japan knows how to do it. Game shows devoted to dog farts, commercials that look exactly like your acid flashbacks and NO WONKY!
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I was so fucking down/upset after the "bus video" but this gave me the LOL's so it is all good :-)
Bitch Boom Bye.
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I'd like to flay you with my rapier wit, but I'm afraid it's about as dull as fucking your mother.
Paris understands and respects the rules and laws of the immigration authorities in Japan and fully wishes to cooperate with them.
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Yeah, if that's true why did she go there and waste six hours of their time to begin with?
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
LOL this is Great! See bitch you are really Not all that!
So why didn't she just hop back on her private plane and head to the next country on her "Asian tour"?
Don't let the door hit you where anything with a dick has split you.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
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thank you japan. dlisted loves you!