Behold, The Great Beauty Has Returned!
The last time I caught up with the graceful silicone orchid that is Pete Burns, he was on his death bed and about to float down the eternal stream to heaven on his inner tube lips. Well, (NSFL) drop a log on the catwalk, because Pete Burns is back in a BIG way! Pete has got a new song, new lips (doctors had to amputate the old ones) and new face piercings! Although, I don't know if those are piercings or steel rods keeping the air from seeping out of Pete's face. Whatever you do, don't pull them out or he might deflate like a party balloon and all the children will start crying. I mean, they'll cry louder, because I'm sure they are already crying.
Pete and his on-and-off-again partner Michael Simpson took London Fashion Week by storm this afternoon at the Pam Hogg and Vivienne Westwood shows. The models should've quit their jobs and come out to watch Pete, because he's the real beauty show.
Cheeks so erect that they give Phoebe Price's chicken cutlets an inferiority complex... Exquisite eyebrows that look like the skipping trail to Venus... Lips so luscious and juicy that you just want to stick them between two English muffins and nibble...
When Pete Burns blows you an air kiss, you better take the rest of the day off, because it takes at least 10 minutes for that kiss to clear the gorgeous baboon anus on his face. Let's all bow down!
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KimoraLee/Cher/KatVonD cross-breeding
Katy Perry's not lookin' so good these days.
Drippy has become Dropsy. I had to google this guy to recall what he used to look alike. He was not memorable then and should be forgettable (I wish) now.
I guess having one's face irreparably damaged wasn't enough of an attention whore scheme: let's poke some holes in it.
Can't they cut people off from that stuff if they're mental?
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Those things on his eyebrows and cheeks aren't piercings, they are dermal anchors... They are permanent and if he ever needs an MRI, he will need to have them surgically removed, or they will be ripped out of his face ha ha.. Not that the scars would hurt his Jocelyn Wildenstein-like beauty.......WHERE IS KANYE WHEN WE NEED HIM!!!!?
Wasn't it Smash Hits, not Star Hits?
I used to read that too.
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Submitted by xuxil on Tue, 09/21/2010 - 7:41am.
Is this Jade from The Hills?
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"The Hills" or fking "The Hills Have Eyes" and shit? I suspect it's the latter. This pete dude and his previously pussed lips (still convulsing) are horror material here.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Is this Jade from The Hills?
"Whatever you do, don't pull them out or he might deflate like a party balloon" - MK
I think his balls have already deflated! Jeebuz that was bad...can someone please tell me he just dropped a cigar?
Kim Tardashian's lips are currently channeling Roger Ebert, but she only has a little way to go before she has Pete Burns' lips.
Kim Tardashian and Megan Fox both already have obvious cheek implants. That's the "meeting point".
He's making the same smug-albeit-dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks-cunt expression Megan Fox manages in every shot. Unlike Kim Tardashian's, the whites of his eyes are still visible; he doesn't have the same beady dilated android eyes.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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Wow, is that what all the cool people are doing now? * searches for old grommet maker*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
Oh hey.
That's exactly what my asshole ex boyfriend wanted me to do to myself: dozens of holes in my face, drawn on cartoon eyebrows, hair extensions, and chola makeup.
God I hate him. And yes, I'm still very bitter.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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This is pretty funny.
Separated at birth: Pete Burns and... ????
http://www.prettyboring.com/?q=node/10440
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Well, I'm just happy to see him looking more comfortable. The last pics I saw of him were nightmare-inducing-uncomfortable-looking in the lip area.
7th thumbnail: "my boyfriend wears a shirt with the image I long to become."
Saddest thing ever
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
I totally remember that interview! I thought one of them sent a dozen roses and the other a dozen sailors. I read Star Hits religiously when I was 12 or 13.
Pete Burns is disgusting, but plastic surgery nightmares are fun to laugh at.
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Submitted by Rdeadline on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 4:42pm.
Does anyone remember Star Hits the imported English mag with several posters of Pete Burns and Morresy interviewing each other and giving each other red roses? (I still have all my star and smash hits mags in my junk) Pete Burns was so handsome and even back then Pete was open about his private life, he lived with a wife and boyfriend.
i wish lips didnt exist! oh god oh god oh god.
Don't have the heart. I just DO NOT have the heart to see the dolphin vid. My head's still hurting. I'm dizzy. Throat's lumpy. Nauseous to high heaven. Today was just sick. You frakers are steel-stomach sick. *awestruck and starry eyed*
Team Steel-Stomach Sick Frakers on 'Ain't Right Monday'
RIP 9/20/2010
for fks sake, rest in damn peace! What a day!
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
When I look at Pete, all I can feel is pity. Can someone really hate themselves so much? All the plastic surgery in the world won't really turn you into someone else.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Such a shame. He was a very handsome young man before he ruined his face... why do people do this shit? It HAS to be a mental illness.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
At first I was straight. Then I decided to go play with the vagina. Then I came dick-side. And now... after that link... I think I may just go adopt a cat.
Sweet sufferin' Jesus, as soon as I saw him put his mouth on "it" I had to log off. I just don';t have the stomach for it, even though I just had a voddy and OJ. I couldn;t do that 2 girls 1 cup either.
I bow to the bellies of those of you who could go through with it. Me? I need an exorcism and lots of pleasant thoughts about meadows and sunshine and daisies and stuff.
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For those who want their stomachs to turn over, here's the dolphin link (WARNING it's a porn site; NSFW!!!!) http://www.pornhost.com/4132211002/
duplicate, sorry
Cher, is that you?!? Well, I guess you DID turn back time!
OMG IS THAT PETE SHITTING? HAHAHAAH
(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)(oYo)(_(_)
What's funner than fun? FUNDIO!!!!!
Heyzeus-fuckin'-Cristo why oh why did I click on that link? Now I feel violated.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Goood lord how in the world does she suck on cuck or kiss.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Call triple A cause he is a wreck!
he looks like what Kim K., Kat Von D, and all those other trainwrecks are heading towards... (including the Empress of Lucite)...a complete freak of society...and tell me why don't you give your freaking plastic surgery money to a charity...fat lips only look good on people who are born with them (like St. Angie)...so why the fuck do people insist on these baloon shaped wacked out looking lips...looks like all these duck lipped freaks were smacked in the mouth about 50000 times...NOT A GOOD LOOK...but I kinda dig the vajazzaled eyebrows...too bad he is so freaking scary looking...
Looks like a Bedazzling party gone VERY wrong. Damn.
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
He (?????) looks grotesque. I'm sorry, the full lips only seem to work for the stunning Angelina Jolie! :-/
"People are strange when you're a stranger...Faces look ugly when you're alone." ~ The Doors
Who in holy fuckery goes to a plastic surgeon and says "Make me look like Jackie Stallone"?
... and if you dont believe me: http://www.peacockshock.com/archives/stallone-thumb.jpg
If I slam his face against my kitchen counter, will biscuits pop out?
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
MAJOR lols at Marilyn Manson having an allergic reaction. That's exactly what I thought too! BAH!
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
He's approaching Jocelyn cat lady time...
Is that Priscilla Presley?!
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Looks kinda like Megan Fox.
Does anyone remember Star Hits the imported English mag with several posters of Pete Burns and Morresy interviewing each other and giving each other red roses? (I still have all my star and smash hits mags in my junk) Pete Burns was so handsome and even back then Pete was open about his private life, he lived with a wife and boyfriend.
I really wish someone would tell goodlooking people to stop with the platic surgery already or if they've gotten hooked on the pain pills deal with that.
He is fucking hard to look at.
It looks like his plastic surgeon operated on him with a baseball bat.
That is what Kat von D is going to look like in a few years...
If I could turn back time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ImArjd-SeU&feature=related
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If you want to act like a turd, go lay in the yard.
Oh look it's Octopete,
I LOVE big pouty lips, always have, even as a kid (in the 70's) when they weren't fashionable or attainable by cosmetic surgery. I remember a girl I knew who had lips similar to Angelina Jolie and I absolutely loved them. Every one at school called her luber lips, or mud sucker. But I thought they were beautiful (and so was she). She got the last laugh on the bullies and went on to become a successful model, who still works in the industry.
BUT...Pete Burns lips make me cringe. They look overly-stuffed and gross. That bottom lip is just too damn big. Imagine trying to french kiss him, ewwwwww. His lips look bloated and painful. yuck.
He looks like Cher. I guess that's a compliment to him (not to Cher).
MK, I'd like to see you insult Pete in person, he'd knock your teeth down your neck.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
When I saw that pic I thought, oh Cher, no. And happily, it is not Cher, although if she keeps going...
Wait, are those cheek implant piercings?!?!?!
*faints*
Peter Burns used to be quite handsome back in the 80s, pre-surgery Jesus.
Dude the boyfriend is kinda cute! How is that possible?
*SCREAM* He looks like Cher if she had a thousand more plastic surgeries.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...