Oh, Chyna
Chyna, a 2008 graduate of Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, has fallen off the wagon hard again. Just when Chyna starts to climb into the back of the wagon, the driver hits the gas and off she goes. TMZ reports that Chyna went way overboard with the booze and is now being treated for alcohol poisoning at UCLA Medical Center. Apparently, Chyna was rushed to the hospital earlier this morning and her condition isn't known right now.
I'll add updates as soon as they come in. In the meantime, somebody grab Shelly by her glasses and tell her to get over to UCLA now.
UPDATE: That was quick. A source tells TMZ that Chyna didn't guzzle the sweet nectar like The Hoff with cotton mouth. Apparently, Chyna had trouble sleeping last night so she took some Benadryl. And by "some" I mean she swallowed 4 or 5 times the recommended amount. When Chyna woke up this morning, she got the barfs and couldn't walk by herself. She's getting fluids right now and will probably be released from the ER today.
• 
Benadryl is powerful stuff. For a petite-sized shrimp like myself, I can only take one and then I'm zonked out cold and wake up groggy the next morning. The day after Benadryl for me feels like a bad hangover without the sickness and headache. I only take it for severe allergy attacks that defy the powers of Zyrtec. Whatever Chyna was in there for, I hope she gets well soon...I don't like to see any hos trying to hurt themselves.
__________________________________________
Find more about dlisted in cirurgiao plastico | lipoaspiração |dev aol | otoplastia | cirurgia orelha | uol | lipoaspiração | lipoaspiracao | facebook | emagrecer | silicone | silicon | mamoplastia | seios | icq | celulite | barriga de tanquinho | developer | bumbum | cirurgia plástica | open aim | abdominais | lipo | lipoaspiração | blig | ginecomastia | manchas na pele | plastica | dermatologista | ginecomastia | seios | penis | psicologia - seios grandes | psi | peitos | seios | openid | aumento penis | aumentar penis | blog | drenagem linfatica | fimose | price | cirurgia plastica | cicatriz | sinus | perder barriga | abdominais |plastic | cirurgia mama | lipoaspiração | great | cirurgia plástica | impotencia | fotos | redução mama | rinoplastia
MK... that is the greatest line ever: " Just when Chynna starts to climb back into the wagon, the driver hits the pedal and off she goes again." I died laughing... then I recalled trying to get back into that damn wagon myself... lots of road rash. My motto now is: " I'm alright, but your all f*$#ed up!" Cheers Chynna... you need a new drug babe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SX2KzqM3qU
She and Khloe Kardassian really were separated at birth!
Benadryl is used as a recreational drug. I'm not saying she was using it as that, I'm just saying it's one of the legal drugs high school kids use to get high. Take 20 Benadryl and you'll hallucinate like crazy.
WhiskeyTango- try taking only half next time. Works wonders for me.
4 or 5 Benadryl?! Ive taken one or two and always wake up the next morning in a coma induced state.
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
I remember when she was on VH1's 2005 show The Surreal Life, she was a mess then and was in an abusive relationship and talked about killing herself. Sadly, it appears she still hasn't dealt with her issues.
www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
Sounds like she was trying to kill herself again.
================
"I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole shit-house goes up in flames" ~ The Lizard King
BENADRYL?!?!! what the fk lame story are they gonna issue out next. First Fantasia w/ the aspirin and shit. Then everybody's 'exhaustion' of unknown origin. Now, benadryl? Dont' be giving my good night-time shit a bad name! That's first. Second, BBHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA re: lightweight. Watch, next someone'll need a midnight EMT call for mixing pedialyte w/ ambesol and centrum silver. Lightweights, the lot of them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
I feel for her as well and like so many have already said, she has some real issues/problems that need help and I wish she'd get some real help. Don't know what it is about her but I want to help her and just can't make fun.
TMZ is lying. She didn't OD on Benadryl, she swallowed about 12 hormone pills. She couldn't wait a day longer to become a man.
*************
Don't hate me cause I'm DLeautiful
I actually feel sorry for this woman. On "Rehab" she was essentially going from one abusive boyfriend to the next and had severe depression. It was only a matter of time before she tried suicide. Something tells me she's going to succeed one day.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Gaza Strip on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 11:57am.
I don't know "Chyna," nor do I give a shit about "Chyna" - certainly not enough to actually call her "Chyna."
***************************************
Then you should call her Joanie if you know her like that. I don't know her last name. Chyna is a stage name and they only gave her one.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
So weird cuz I never watched this show til last week and who the fuck EVER talks about Chyna.
Anyway - she's fucking crazy, this one. Benadryl/Schmenadryl - I am 1000 percent sure she's been up to WAY worse than that on several occasions since then.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
damn. Benadryl is powerful stuff. For a petite-sized shrimp like myself, I can only take one and then I'm zonked out cold and wake up groggy the next morning. The day after Benadryl for me feels like a bad hangover without the sickness and headache. I only take it for severe allergy attacks that defy the powers of Zyrtec. Whatever Chyna was in there for, I hope she gets well soon...I don't like to see any hos trying to hurt themselves.
*******************************************************************
"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
I'm with the unbelievers
****************************
►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Yeah right, just Benadryl! *eyeroll*
Looks like Kris Jenner went to town at the Souplantation Beverly Connection.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by borg queen on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 11:54am.
Hold up, Chyna made a porno???
--------------------------
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_Night_in_China
----------------------------------------
A great oak tree was just a lil nut that stood its ground.
Damn, I hope her clenis still works.
And I thought that was a roided out Mandy Moore for a second.
**************************************
I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 12:13pm.
TEAM HUGE CLIT
************************************************
Now you're GAY?
Wow.
-------------------------------
you no makey no sense pretty brond rady!!!
sorry, craving Chinese food today.
**************************************************
Chyna's huge clit is a small penis. If you like that big of clits....well then.....Jacko.....Imma haz to question yer brainz.
Being a crack addict myself I feel bad for these people that are trying to stay clean :(
From the TMZ story, it sounds like the reason for admitting her to the hospital is mainly dehydration, rather than the benadryl. Damn, I consider myself a fairly heavy drinker, but a regular dose of benadryl knocks me out promptly. Hmm. Sad case.
Just below the Chynna story on TMZ was Parasite's court story. I laughed my ass off at :
The judge then warned Hilton, "The Clark County Detention Center is not the Waldorf Astoria."
That couldn't have been funnier unless he'd said "The Airport Hilton."
This is the new stage of attention whoring: pretending to overdose. A few OTC sleep tabs and an emergency trip to the hospital. Predictable.
I still like Chyna, she has some sort of vulnerabilty about her.
But that being said, she should never wear double breasted jackets with buttons in strategic places.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 12:13pm.
TEAM HUGE CLIT
************************************************
Now you're GAY?
Wow.
-------------------------------
you no makey no sense pretty brond rady!!!
sorry, craving Chinese food today.
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
I thought it was the Kardashian pimp, aka their mother.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 12:13pm.
TEAM HUGE CLIT
************************************************
Now you're GAY?
Wow.
I hope her penis doesn't fall off.
The only person (type of people) I can see thinking taking 5x the recommended dosage (1-2 tablets ever 8 hours) are tweekers.
Tylenol PM and Benadryl can help you come down and get some much needed sleep.
I don't buy the "accidental" part here.
TEAM HUGE CLIT
_____________________________________________
"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"Your appalling choice in women is well-known to us dlisters." Momus
Khloe K this is your future.
Submitted by Vern: "Now this one I feel sorry for. She's just so damaged."
Oh, I'm so glad someone else feels sorry for her. I do, too. She's a nice gal, as far as I've seen, and she's just one of those people who can't catch a break.
Be careful, lady! :( I hope she gets better soon.
__________________________________________________
"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
yeah yeah yeah.....next.
*******************************************
In my soul, my blood and my bones
I have wrapped your cold bodies around me
The face on you, the smell of you will always be with me
- Sinead O'Connor
Ahaha, she probably figured that since her clit is 5x the size of a normal one that she could handle that dosing.
Wow, I only take a half a benedryl and that is enough to rock me to sleep.
Submitted by borg queen on Mon, 09/20/2010 - 11:54am.
Hold up, Chyna made a porno???
LIes. It were the sweet nectar.
Can you OD on Benadryl?
Re: Update
YAWN let's pretend this never happened!!!
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Oh ok.
Coma Caca!
----------------------------------
Let's hope the Nose Job Hospital doesn't mismanage her care. Vern's right-the lady is damaged.
I don't know "Chyna," nor do I give a shit about "Chyna" - certainly not enough to actually call her "Chyna."
Knowing UCLA's MO, she'll be told she really isn't an alcoholic and be sent on her merry way.
Yes please keep me updated on her oversized clitoris. Thank you.
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Seeing this down there would make me drink too! http://www.sex-project.com/1/index.php/topic,2392.0.html****************... Yes we can! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08S4poMGvwA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjmpvKn4NkA
I do feel sorry for Chyna. She has had a rough road. First the love of her life dumps her for WWE McMahon's daughter, then Chyna gets kicked off off WWE, cant legally use the name Chyna (it belongs to WWE) to market herself (look at the title of her porno and her Playboy issues), ended up so depressed using drugs and alcohol to quell her depression. The poor girl cant get a job to save her life and she wants to work. So Sad.
------------------------------------------------
Fugazi!!!" love it! How do you say "bankrupt" in Italian? (borrowed from WhiskeyTango)
A lot of issues this one. I notice she's been trying to become more feminine the past few years. She's not weight lifting like she used to and her figure has become more womanly and less she-hulk. I think people making fun of her and calling her a man has really effed her up.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Now this one I feel sorry for. She's just so damaged.
"hoo boy its gonna be one of those "walking around with precome stains on my underwear" days...." Sucky the Sage