Wonks Is A Savior To All Bunnies
Paris Hilton just loves animals. She loves animals so much that she only buys dogs if they match her outfit. And then when she's done with them, she throws the poor bitch into a closet with the others where they survive on eating each other's fleas and drinking each other's saliva.
Since Wonks is a regular St. Francis of Assisi it's no surprise that she took pity on 20 mega bunnies that were about to be fed to snakes at a pet store. Yeah, don't ask me how big those snakes were, because even Kim Kardashian's ass couldn't swallow up those gigantic bunnies.
This is what the Elmyra Duff of whores had to say about her bunny rescue mission:
@_erick_a The bunnies were meant to be feeders. I saw them at the petstore & they told me they were for snake food and I had to save them.
Wed Sep 15 04:02:28 2010 via ÜberTwitter in reply to _erick_a@shamprei - I rescued 20 of them. They are now happy living in my backyard. They are all so happy, so nice to have changed their fate.
Wed Sep 15 04:08:21 2010 via ÜberTwitter in reply to shamprei
Please tell me that Wonks doesn't know that bunnies pop out babies faster than Michelle Duggar on IVF. The only good that can come of this is if those bunnies multiply into the thousands and eat her, or bury her house in bunny shit.
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I've never once seen or heard of rabbits that size being sold as feeders. Even the pet store here that specializes in reptiles doesn't do this, and that store houses 2 MASSIVE constrictors that belong to the owners. They do regularly sell the rabbits as pets for 35 bucks and more, however. The PetCo here sells only fixed rabbits, and they cost $80+ there.
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she is such an ANGEL.. Thank GOD for Paris. She is so wonderful!
HPH, yeah, Paris hates drugs. That's why there are VIDEOS of her snorting lines, and saying, "we're gonna get so coked up!"
keep snorting your delusion pills.
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OMG. Those 20 bunnies will be 200 bunnies faster than it will take her last pomeranian to starve to death in the back of her closet.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 09/18/2010 - 6:50am.
LMAO!!! Breaky you always find le mot juste. I was thinking she went to the pet store for a sex partner who can't talk-you know that ho is nasty enough for bestiality.
Finally, she is rounding up animals that fuck almost as much as she does.
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Eww what are those other little things with the rabbits- rats?? Ugh rabbits are really just vermin (delicious vermin, but still) and so destructive.
Snakes have got to eat too, bitch!
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sat, 09/18/2010 - 5:51am.
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Her neighbors need to get on this ASAP. Someone in my neighborhood released 4 or 5 rabbits probably 15 years ago and now this entire suburb and about a 2 mile radius around, are entirely overrun with rabbits.
On an average day at sunrise, there are 20 rabbits in my yard, and every other yard in the entire subdivision, and smashed all over the road from getting run over.
I think the herp is eating her brain.
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Ummm.I have snakes. And yeah. they can and do sell rabbits as food. And please tell me that HOTparis you are joking. Snakes don't "torture" anything. Its a vicious way to go true, but its not like they play with their food. they squeeze and kill. My cats will torture a mouse though. Dumbass
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Bitch shouldn't have custody of a goldfish.
This stupid fucker probably thought she was booked for a Playboy shoot.
She's just going to end up bringing them back to the pet store, 1,000 instead of 20.
Here's to hoping the snake is out of it's cage when she arrives.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This is just a lame PR stunt to make her look good. She uses animals as photo opps and accessories.
Hopefully she will wise up and give them to a bunny rescue organization. They will have a much better chance then hopping around her yard being neglected once she tires of them.
O yeah - it'll be great when they all start fucking and fighting. Those aren't little bunnies either. LOL!
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As a rabbit owner myself, all I can say is: Run, Bunnies! Run for your lives!
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Oh. My. God. What a moron. She got straight up taken at the pet shop. You don't feed rabbits to snakes- even the largest snakes are fed guinea pigs and gerbils. There is no need for even a zoo to keep 20 rabbits to feed to snakes. Even the giant pythons are fed guinea pigs. The store had adult rabbits that no one was buying and fed her a "Well...if SOMEONE doesn't buy them, we'll have to feed them all to the snakes" line.
When I worked at a pet store, there was a very short period that rabbits were marketable. Once they are adults, they are big, obnoxious and annoying- no one wants them. They actually make terrible pets. Everyone wants to buy baby bunnies because at least they're cute then. I ended up with some large adults once because the store couldn't get rid of them even at half price- they just don't sell. No one wanted to care for them anymore- they're mean, take up a lot of space and don't smell great.
That store did pretty well today in getting someone stupid to buy 20 adults. What a complete and utter imbecile. They won't stay in a fence, and no home is safe from even one large rabbit, much less 20 of them. And did it not occur to her that snakes still have to eat? Even if she had really "rescued them" from snakes, um, they will still have to feed the snakes.
Rabbits can get neutured. No doubt this trick has enough money to get that done.
Uh aren't there coyotes on LA? And she has these poor things running around her yard? Does she know they dig? And they will probably tunnel out of there. Plus she has dogs? My bunny is terrified of dogs, the smell alone drives him crazy (but he beats up my cats). J/S those poor things shouldn't have been fed to snakes (fuck snakes) but living with Paris won't be a picnic either.
And then what's this twat going to do once those fucking rabbits start breeding like... rabbits and she ends up with crap loads of unnatended rabbits everywhere?. And what about the mess of holes these things are going to do to her yard. Sorry, but sometimes "rescuing" and releasing pet store animals is a huge bad idea.
Also snakes don't follow human's obnoxious over-protective rules, so they have to eat other animals to survive. Rabbits are part of their diet in the wild too.
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The bitch is lying. She's gonna have them skinned for a new coat. Don't be fooled.
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Ugh, had to log in just to comment on this moron. I've had a few rabbits as pets from the House Rabbit Society. They make great pets (once you block off all the wires and stuff they want to chew)since they are so social.
BUT - you can't keep them loose out in a backyard! MORON! Coyotes, dogs, even large birds can kill them...and they can die just from being scared! They shouldn't eat the grass unless you know it's not treated with anything and they shouldn't eat carrots cause there is too much sugar in them - they eat things like alfalfa and broccoli.
Honestly this is ABUSE straight up (and not just because they are around her skankass).
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Submitted by Meowrr on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 3:22pm.
Eight freaking adorable baby bunnies for a total of 14. And these mf'ers chewed on EVERYTHING. They ate my new clothes, shoes, chewed on the baseboards, wires, and the Mama was mean as hell. She bit everybody, sometimes hard enough to draw blood and would growl(didn't know they could) and attack my cat.
It was like a scene out of "Night of the Lepus" and I had a bitch of a time rehoming that army of critters. If Paris's bunnies aren't fixed, odds are every female in the bunch is pregnant now.
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LOL!!! I love bunnies (NEVER had any as a pet though, don't ever plan on it either) but I didn't know that they could be so nasty to humans! My coworker said if you don't pay attention to them they ignore you in return and get resentful b/c she's had bunnies as pets.
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the snakes are cruel! the torture their prey before eating it. Bunnies are vegetarian and they don't harm other animals only eat lettuce and carrots. Paris is there for her pets and i just proved tinkerbell is safe. that picture wasn't from her closet that is one of her living rooms!
She took those snakes' dinners away! ANIMAL CRUELTY!
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and tinkerbell is doing great! she takes care of her pets and the lies of her starving her pets is the most ridiculous. to see a cute picture of tinkerbell today laying on the couch all relaxed click..
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Paris loves animals i love snakes. But i wish they could eat something vegetarian. I love paris. And they need to leave her alone they only want to arrest her cause they got to do that to Lindsay. They been taunting Paris all summer making uo lies. Btw why did they stop the car in the first place how did they automaticially know that there was coke in her purse that says she was set up. Paris hates drugs she wouldn't do anything to jeopardize her career. She has alot of upcoming projects I wish people would just leave her alone and stop with the pathetic lies!
My friend had a snake that was HUGE. Like scary keep an eye on the kiddies huge, and she fed her a couple rats at a time and that's it.
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Snakes need to eat, too. It is really sad that people are so judgmental, not only of other people, but other species, as well.
"OH NOES, DEM SNAKES AREN'T CUDDLY!! DEY IS LESS SPESHUL 2 ME CUZ I CAN'T PUT CLOTHES ON DEM! SNAKES EAT RABBITZ?? NOOOOOOEZ!!! STARVE TEH SNAKES! SAVE TEH BUNNIEZ!"
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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 3:57pm.
She's going to make them into coats.
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No she's not! Leave Paris alonnoee! Rabbit fur is not in right now. Racoon is looking good lately, though.
J/K!
I love racoons! Saw two big ones recently.
I'm leaving to go get a license to import Mongooses to eat all the fucking snakes.
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She's going to make them into coats.
Submitted by IceBoxWoman on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 3:02pm.
So now they live in her backyard? Isn't there a big coyote population in L.A.? I have a feeling these little critters will soon be coyote food.
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You turds. Snakes like boas and ball pythons get really damn big and I've seen monster snakes for sale that just stay unsold because they're so big and expensive. I've seen everything when it comes to pets and pet stores, wildlife rehab, etc. and yes.. rabbits are plentiful and easy to obtain. Not to defend Paris... but she isn't delusional in this case. However, she probably went to the pet store with the intent on buying 20 kittens and got easily distracted instead.
I no longer hate Paris Hilton.
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Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 2:51pm.
Bitch, please! Rabbits are too profitable to be used as snake food...
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That's what I thought! Especially those big ass fuckers there. What Amazonian mutants are they selling in LA?
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Bunnies are cute, but snakes gotta eat too...
I'm kind of anti-bunnies as pets (and every other animal that hasn't evolved to be symbiotic with humans. Meaning... pretty much everything but cats and dogs.) It just seems kind of cruel to me to keep a wild animal, even if you are feeding it well. I'm sure my mind could be changed by a good argument that bunnies are loving to their owners, but I've never seen that myself.
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Guess if you own a pet store in an affluent area, put a 'for snake' food sign on the most expensive animals.
She'd better hurry up and find out if they are altered. I agreed to foster a pair of bunnnies and four babies from a man who couldn't keep them. He took the male to be neutered right after he discovered the female gave birth and kept them separate.
Little did I know that rabbits can get pregnant again as soon as they give birth. She was already knocked up before he even had the male fixed, and before I received them. Apparently Dad just hopped back on right after she popped them out and I got a surprise visit later from the bunny fairy, left under a huge pile of plucked-out fur that I was about to vacuum up before noticing that it was moving. EEK!
Eight freaking adorable baby bunnies for a total of 14. And these mf'ers chewed on EVERYTHING. They ate my new clothes, shoes, chewed on the baseboards, wires, and the Mama was mean as hell. She bit everybody, sometimes hard enough to draw blood and would growl(didn't know they could) and attack my cat.
It was like a scene out of "Night of the Lepus" and I had a bitch of a time rehoming that army of critters. If Paris's bunnies aren't fixed, odds are every female in the bunch is pregnant now.
ROTFLMFAO!!!
Bitch got scammed! They wanted to get rid of those bunnies and knew this dipshit would buy them if they told her they were snake food. Uhm, what are they going to feed them to? Does someone have a pet anaconda?
She didn't save shit from dying...she's just a fucking pet hoarder having an attention whore moment.
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19 Cats and Counting!
THE FULL RELEASE LOOP
What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
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20 rabbits in her back yard? Are there no laws in California?
@ The mad catter,
Exactly! That's what I thought. I've never heard of pet stores selling rabbits specifically to feed snakes, never! Rats, yes. Mice, yes. But rabbits, no.
So now they live in her backyard? Isn't there a big coyote population in L.A.? I have a feeling these little critters will soon be coyote food.
Side note: I hope she gets these bunnies spayed/neutered. No joke.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
well being a bunny expert and all she is in for a royal surprise...and seeing how she "takes care of things" (btw where is here beloved Mugsy and what ever happened to that sad looking chihuahua Tinkerbell) first I will give you all (cause Wonks is too stupid for words) the lowdown on bunnies...I had 13 at one point, and when I moved out to the country they all died within a week, the rest ran away. They will reproduce like wildfire...we are talking 30 day gestation and 7 - 10 bunnies per litter..(bunnies are horny mothers) ...they have a WILD nature...so they will try to run away...they are super sensitive to everything...and they are HONGRY motherfuckers....I mean HUNGRY!! Wonks will end up giving them back so what she is doing is just plain mean...give them a home, give them hope and then realize they are high maintenance...sorry but they are...I am telling you...they will run away or chew up everything or suddenly die...that is what kicked my ass...all my babies died within two weeks of moving out to the country and noone knows what happened. Sads...and what about her upcoming sentence...did it ever occur to her that she might be incarcerated??? What a stupid bitch..but as usual her help will take care of everything including a bunch of big bunnies...I feel for her hired help...big time.
Her neighbors are going to LOVE this...
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