Lock Up Your Granddaughters, Morgan Freeman Is Single!
The man who could make your bowel movements seem interesting by narrating them is no longer wearing a wedding band and is officially single. A judge in Mississippi stamped a DIVORCED label in red on Morgan Freeman's marriage of 26 years to Myrna Colley-Lee. Morgan and Myrna actually quit each other in 2007, but she didn't file for divorce until a year later, just days after he got into a car accident with a lady friend of the family. Yup, even God experiences car head gone wrong.
The details of Morgan and Myrna's divorce have been sealed by the court, but Morgan's lawyer tells E! that settlement negotiations went smoothly. Oh, I bet the last Strawberry Shortcake Bar in my freezer that it went smoothly. Myrna sashayed into the office of Morgan's lawyer in her favorite red suit and demanded that he keep her burgundy Cadillac shiny or she'll start singing about his Woody Allen ways to the media.
If you have no idea what I'm going on about, then maybe it's better that way. I don't want to ruin The Bucket List for you. Oh, okay. Let's go over this again even though it's as pleasant as pissing when you've got a boner.
The National Enquirer ran a story last year claiming that then 72-year-old Morgan has been secretly getting it on with his then 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines for 10 years. There were even rumors that Morgan and E'Dena were planning on getting married. This has always been filed under the "rumor" category since Morgan or E'Dena have never admitted it. It's just something we whisper and laugh about whenever they walk by. But now that he's no longer a married pepaw, I wouldn't be surprised to see him and E'Dena browsing the bridal section at Justice.
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Getting it on with a 27-year-old when you are 72 must be heaven, but the fact that it was his step granddaughter is just wrong.
I'd hit it
Are there nude photos of Morgan?
(We suspect Negro sizemeat)
Morgan Freeman is so fucking annoying.
He's a good actor and all, but he acts like he's the second coming of the Lord.
Not quite.
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Freeman lives in Mississippi? It's always weird to find stars living in weird ass places outside of Hollywood. Kind of like ScarJo and Ryan Reynolds moving to Louisiana.
Submitted by yucko on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 5:21pm.
I still believe it!
Because as I've already said 100 times over, people don't make shit like that up about other people.
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I agree that people don't make shit like this up, especially a well-established and well-respected actor such as he. Oh well.
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No doubt there's some perversion going on but at least the step-granddaughter isn't blood related to him. I noticed that Morgan wears earrings sometimes, like he wants to look like a young hip Hollywood actor.
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I still believe it!
Because as I've already said 100 times over, people don't make shit like that up about other people.
Ugh this man gives me the creeps.
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no.
just, no.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
This is some Jimmy Page shit. He was screwing her when she was 17 and he was 62?!?! Ewwwwwwwwww
And I totally believe it
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I still don't believe that story.
A brilliant actor who is now in the Woody Allen category. Beyond creeeeeepy. I can't even look at him.
It boggles my mind how you can be a parental figure to a child and then end up deciding to have sex with them. *Shudders*
'Yup, even God experiences car head gone wrong."
Damn, MK, I CANNOT stop laughing at that line.
*Boards bus to hell*
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"The man who could make your bowel movements seem interesting by narrating them..." Okay, I didn't even make it past this part, lololol.
I refuse to believe this about Morgan.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 1:37pm.
Ur grandaughter's vagina: It's everywhere u want to be
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Both funny and disturbing at the same time.
Anyone here old enough to remember when he was on the Electric Company? Maybe he was scouting future brides...
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 1:47pm.
And John Edwards and Tiger Woods.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 1:47pm
I just don't wanna believe it.
It'd just be nice if someone wasn't totally nuts.
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If he was 30yrs younger, I'd hit it myself. A man that can talk smooth and has the kind of confidence like him can usually back it up in the bed....
No means No dammit.
ewwww... how do you raise a kid and then want to date them? perv!
I know, whenever I think of him I always think of that episode of South Park where he's sitting in the chair reading Butters' book.
We have Woody Allen as living proof that a scandal of this caliber wouldn't kill Morgan's career, so good luck.
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step granddaughter????
"Vomits on shoes"
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 1:42pm.
Maybe I'm biased, but it's the National Enquirer.
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They have broken some major stories and have been right. I hate that they did it and invaded his privacy, but they got Patrick Swayze's cancer treatment right.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
WTF?? I've heard these rumors before, I hope they're not true, I'm always baffled by these inadvertent pedophile situations like that of my beloved Woody Allen and possibly this perv right here, R Kelly should be waving his gun right now. Woddy's still a perv but I try to "seperate the man from the artist," in his case.
...for some reason I've always disliked this guy...
...something has just always struck me as really insincere/disingenuous about this old coot...
'...Sorry I haven't been in touch, it's just that lately I've grown to find you rather repugnant...no offense...'
Maybe I'm biased, but it's the National Enquirer.
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I'd hit it.
Ur grandaughter's vagina: It's everywhere u want to be
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I can't think about the rumors. It messes with my head too much.
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