Nobody Is Safe From Tim Gunn!
Tim Gunn has been on fire lately and slaying ho after ho after after ho! Bitches better hide behind the drawbridge, because it's only a matter of time before Tim Gunn spits out a fire ball of truthery at you!
Tim has already put Taylor Momsen's ass in a chair after he called her a "pathetic brat" and made the Salahis question their life choices when he said they were sociopaths. Now Tim has pulled out the cuntified tongue sword in his mouth and lashed it at legendary fashion icon SURI CRUISE! Suri better pull her hair back into a pony tail, put on her scrappin' heels and grease up her Thetans, because Tim is coming at her hard.
It all started when Tim turned Lindsay Lohan's ginger hair to ash while blasting her on Access Hollywood Live yesterday:
“Mr. Ungaro is dead and God knows he must have been rolling over in his grave, but I thought, this is one of the last couture houses left in this entire world. Lindsay Lohan is the creative director? How absurd is that! It would be like asking, I don’t know, like, asking Suri Cruise to pilot a fighter jet.”
(FYI: Suri can't pilot a fighter jet, but she can strike a faaaaaabulous pose while standing next to one and that's a better skill to have.) And then Tim put a fart in L. Ron Hubbard's eye when he called Suri a victim of fashion:
“Suri is, she’s her mother and father’s dress up doll and I feel in many ways she’s a fashion victim and it’s just very inappropriate. I think it’s unsafe too. She’s a little kid and [she’s] tottering around on these stilettos or quasi stilettos. It’s really inappropriate and I feel bad for her in a manner of speaking."
The platinum half helmet on Tim Gunn's head can almost protect him from anything, but I'm still concerned. Suri Cruise is the most powerful woman in the world (next to Joan Collins, of course) and she might have the power to end Tim Gunn with just one call. So Tim better sleep with a Nerf Gun filled with anti-depressants under his bed in case Tommy Girl sends his goons after him. And we need Tim to stay safe so he can continue to brighten our lives with shiny truth gems.
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I personally detest that child! I just can't help myself.
Way to say it Tim.....
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
Suri: "I demand the sum of... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"
Well, he's right.
I know I'm in the minority, but I'm kind of over hating the Cruises.
I mean, there are just other people far more deserving of the verbal backlash.
I'm not a fan and I agree that they're cuckoo and brainwashed, but it's just that.
I could only hear or read so many different variations of "Tom Cruise is a crazy Scientologist!" over the past couple of years before I grew bored with it. Furthermore, other than Tom Cruise's meltdown on the Today Show, he seems harmless.
The pile on is just kind of a one trick pony by now. I'm not feeling it anymore.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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<3 Tim Gunn
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
When I first saw Project Runway, I admit I found Tim Gunn a bit annoying, with his "Dethignerth" and all that (I am weird with voices).
But ever since he has started dropping these delicious nuggets of elegantly-bitchy truths, I am so waving my "Team Gunn" pennant. More! MORE!!
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
LOVE Tim Gunn and especially when he uses words like quasi!
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I love Tim Gunn! And Suri looks spoiled and bitchy, even at her young age. And those clothes don't help.
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-MK
Tim is right about everything.
I agree 100% w/Tim.
What kind of message are you sending to your child. Looks and clothes are everything.
Tim was spot on. Suri has zero sense of style; she looks like a street urchin 99% of the time.
And those kitten heels? Noooo.
logged in especially just to say
TEAM GUNN!
And I didn't even know he slated Anna Wintour - fabulous!! What did he say what did he say??
I love Tim.
Tim Gunn is right!!!!!!
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Ah, I love Tim Gunn, especially after he talked shit about Anna Wintour! <3!
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
the Salahi's ARE sociopaths!!!
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
it's worth it watching the video where he slams the Salahi's, knowing that they are listening. the camera shows their frozen plastic smiles as they listen to tim gunn, calmly and without malice, calling them out. best TV of the day.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
Tim Gunn is just fabulous. Things like this make him extra sexy!
Suri looks adorably cute!!!
Maybe I'm in minority here but i think Suri is 10X prettier than Shiloh !!!!
I wonder how he's managed to survive this long after what he said about Anna Wintour, the devil incarnate.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Tim for President
Tim Gunn is always right.
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"When I look at these pictures, I don't hear music, I hear the creaky sound of the Four Horsemen's stable door slowly opening ..."
Tim Gunn is my hero.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Tell it like it tis!
I love that bitch.
-Banji
Spot on Tim Gunn...MARRY ME!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
Wow, Tim Gunn is on a roll! He needs a Twitter account.
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I love him. I wish he'd acted like this when the show was still popular. Maybe then people would still be watching it.
Tim speaks the truth. Very refreshing.
i do love Tim Gunn. and i hope somebody else is loving on him, too.
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milk and cheese - dairy products gone BAD.
TEAM TIM GUNN! I want him to be one of my gays. I can't wait to read his new book.
I saw a picture of Suri recently, looking up out of a helicopter window. There's no doubt she's Tom kid as she's got his busted rat nose.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
Suri is doomed to become an entitled, narcissistic, miserable piece of crap that will pull any publicity stunt to get photographed and talked about. She won't contribute anything to humanity except having a hole for sleazy men to bang.
Fuck you, TomKat.
http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/
"Tim, you're glib. You don't even know what fashion is! Where are your baby heels? I know the history of fashion and what a child should wear. I know, you don't."
Tim Gunn kicks ass.
Submitted by CurryBradshaw on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:47am.
Suri doesn't buy her shoes, her parents do. I love the crap Katie spews about Suri having her own fashion sense and how she tells her mother what to wear. What next? Having her bellybutton pierced for kindergarten? A Hello Kitty tattoo? Kids who have spineless parents are always the most screwed up.
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Agreed! Because of her lame-brained parents, this poor child appears well on her way to becoming a spoiled, entitled, insufferable person. Maybe she'll turn out normal, happy and kind but it seems unlikely given her present circumstances.
And thank you, thank you, thank you Tim Gunn for admitting that the emperor has no clothes!
I don't watch his show, but I will now if he has one.
I fucking LOVE him for the Michaele Salahi comments. He is spot on!
Also, it is true what he said about poor Suri.
If my eggs hadn't turned to dust I would be standing in line right now to have Tim Gunn's baby. I love you, Tim Gunn. Always have. Always will. Sing it from the hill tops, Sistah!
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
Preach it Tim!!! There is no reason a child should be wearing heels (even those Disney dress up heels some parents let their kids wear out in the street). And never a coat in winter. I hate how Tom and his Stepford hag always present Suri as a symbol of "love" and normalcy in their marriage. Suri will either grow up to despise them or murder them in their sleep. Or both.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
Submitted by eat.pray.vomit on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 11:04am.
Bitch needs his own tv show. The New Joan Rivers. Everybody gonna get TOLD by The Tim. (Is there anyone he does like?)
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I would LOVE to see him do red carpet commentary.
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I never said that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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OT: There's a woman in the "Dr. Phi's Housewives" group who is just like Penelope, always turning the focus and attention on to herself, regardless of how negative it is.
I know, I know, I know, Dr. Phil...
Bitch needs his own tv show. The New Joan Rivers. Everybody gonna get TOLD by The Tim. (Is there anyone he does like?)
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Brings tears to me old eyes and memories.
Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:44am.
i'm halfway thru his book and i'm lovin it. he is a true class act.
best line from last night's Project Runway - "Jackie-O would not have cameltoe". preach it, Tim Gunn!
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The cameltoe remark from Tim Gunn last night was classic.
Yeah - I'm a mom who doesn't mind a parent/child negotiation process but I'd never let my kid go out in those shoes. It's not good for her body. I always put my foot down (haha!made a funny!) about those things - that's my job; to know where to draw the line and then actually draw it.
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
TEAM TIM GUNN
He's a straight shooter ... when it comes to fashion.
*plays theme song from Peter Gunn*
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I never said that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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Since I don't have crotch fruit I try to refrain from telling folks how to raise theirs, but in this case.... It seems like they are doing everything the exact opposite of what "good" parents would do. No boundaries, no rules, sense of entitlement, and putting all the decisions in her hands. It all seems so unhealthy. More power to Tim Gunn for calling them out for being shit parents.
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It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Submitted by CurryBradshaw on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:47am.
Suri doesn't buy her shoes, her parents do. I love the crap Katie spews about Suri having her own fashion sense and how she tells her mother what to wear. What next? Having her bellybutton pierced for kindergarten? A Hello Kitty tattoo? Kids who have spineless parents are always the most screwed up.
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Amen. Katie is in danger of raising a critical daughter who thinks her opinion is the only one that matters. I love my kids but make no bones about where they sit on the totem pole in our house. It is NOT above me or their father.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
"I feel sorry for you... in a matter of speaking" is my new go-to line for pathetic bitches. lol
"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Mr. Gunn, please give us your opinion of Skankalina's brood.......please don't hold back!
Tell them Tim!
Suri doesn't buy her shoes, her parents do. I love the crap Katie spews about Suri having her own fashion sense and how she tells her mother what to wear. What next? Having her bellybutton pierced for kindergarten? A Hello Kitty tattoo? Kids who have spineless parents are always the most screwed up.
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Just an ordinary girl who likes to cook and sew.
Thank God someone is finally telling it like it is.
Suri looks creepy and inappropriately dressed 99.9% of the time.
Tim doesn't realize that Suri knows best. Tom & Kate will lecture him on this - preferably while jumping on Oprah's couch.
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