Like Coco Has To Tell Us
Coco's straight out of Narnia nalgas' main source of protein is the click of a camera, so it's rare when a day goes by and she hasn't Twatted a picture of her quadruple down ass. I couldn't point out some of my family members in a line-up, but just a peek of Coco's twin moon rising makes me hit my buzzer. Coco wants to keep it that way, which is why she pulled down her jeans (with the help of the tug of war champion of the world) and gave her Twitter followers the picture above along with this note:
Thank you for clearing that up, Coco. The fact that your thong looks like it's about to snap before getting dragged into the tunnel of elegance didn't give anything away.
And how long before the Illuminati claims Coco's thong as one of their symbols?
via Jezebel
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That reminds me, I need to buy some grout.
Why bother wearing pants?
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Submitted by .Child. on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 3:33pm.
wow, thats an ass and half.
meanwhile, ill admit i have about a half ass. but i rock the shit out of it.
i wouldn't trade my white girl booty for her bubble butt, but i will stare at it, because, well, i just can't look away!!!!!
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AMEN!
I have a case of the Scotch-Irish-white-girl-little-to-no-ass and although I have learned to love and to work what Mama Nature gave me, I *straight-up* CHERISH Coco's ass. Finding out that shit is genetic just makes me cherish it even more.
Careful, Coco - you gonna break Twitter again :D
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Have an open mind - but not so open that your brain falls out.
I only wear thongs to avoid panty lines, though I can't go more than half a day wearing them without going slowly insane.... and then I come home and my husband wants me to wear them around the house! chaa right those bitches are coming OFF as soon as I walk in the door
The only thing better than Cocos ass is TWO Coco asses! LOL!!!
So what she's saying is that it's a genetic deformity? Christ, that looks painful.
Someone call Amnesty International. That thong is being tortured. I wouldn't want to be washing it either. Ergghhhh.
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"She is fat and I am cross- eyed with bad skin. We all have flaws. Hers is the fatness."
Two of those beasts! Who knew?
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
@Frost:
Thanks, I'll try MYshape.com. losing weight has only accentuated my hour glass figure. Thing is, I'm really short too. So Hard to shop.
ETA: I'm from singapore, capital punishment capital of the world.
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@ vidz:
Not sure of where you are, but you might check out the ON's online store for better prices. You can return internationally, but not exchange.
You can try MyShape.com, too. If you have a rough idea of what your measurements are, you can put those in and it'll find things that should fit you from a variety of brands/designers. You can tell it what suits your personal style so that only those types of items come up. It's free and they'll send you a tape measure if you need one. I look at things for my shape (S) there and search other stores/online for the same or similar items at cheaper prices.
You might look at the list of retailers here (http://jeansuk.com/jean-shops/) if you're closer to the UK.
The lack of rise choices seems to happen en masse every time the new cut trend comes in. I remember when I switched to men's jeans for a while because everything was super (pube hair) low and ultra wide flared leg or bedazzled to the point of impracticality (which also makes your ass look bigger, coincidentally).
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
i wear high rise jeans, i get them from Urban Outfitters. they make your legs look 10 miles long.
wow, thats an ass and half.
meanwhile, ill admit i have about a half ass. but i rock the shit out of it.
i wouldn't trade my white girl booty for her bubble butt, but i will stare at it, because, well, i just can't look away!!!!!
Submitted by Frost on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 2:08pm.
@ Molotov Cocktease and vidz:
Have you tried mid-rise jeans? They don't gap as much in the back. Levi's phased out the ones that I had that I loved--a mid-rise bootcut slouch whose number I can't remember--a few years ago.
Sigh... we dont' have Old Navy here. THere is a GAP flagship store that sells everything double the price than in the US.
Is it just me, or can no one find "sensible rise " jeans anymore? Only more of the super low rise, ass cleavage variety seem to be in stores now.
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Thanks, Frost! I tried the Sweethearts and those were close, but I will def try those dreamers.
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@ Molotov Cocktease and vidz:
Have you tried mid-rise jeans? They don't gap as much in the back. Levi's phased out the ones that I had that I loved--a mid-rise bootcut slouch whose number I can't remember--a few years ago.
Thusfar, I've had the best luck with Old Navy's "Dreamer." The "Sweetheart" is too much like a mom jean: it comes up all the way to the waist and is gap-happy. The darker washes are don't stretch as much as the lighter ones, but you won't look like your cooze is bulging out either. If you can find them on sale, it's a $20-25 experiment that might be worth trying.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
My butt hanging out and looking JUST like this would get me taunts and catcalls of "lardass" or "hey fatso go put on some clothes!"
But put Coco in the same pair of jeans and the same fatass-hanging-out pose, and she gets photographers clamoring for photographs, invitations to red carpet events, and men asking for her phone number.
Obviously I need a better agent.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 11:16am.
OMG grow up!
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She's not a Christiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! She's whore vomit!!!! Pure chunky whore vomit I say!
I can't, does she think this is sexy?
I blame JLo for this.
And at least coco can be pretty sometimes, but if you look at the sister she is just a nasty blubbery mess, you can see her back fat and flabby arms.
Their mother must be so proud.
And for all of you Kim LardAssian lovers out there, she is on the same level as Coco in my book!
Either her pants are too big on her waist or she really has to struggle to get them over that ginormous ass.
Normally a big ass would be cushy to sit on but that one just looks painful.
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I usually get a kick out of Coco, but this shit's just nasty and not cute. I don't need to see her ass crack getting flossed before my eyes. ICK.
why does the skin on CoCo's butt cheek look a funny color. The skin/flesh looks dead. strange!
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thanks MC, I'm going to try them this weekend!
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Just after a morning or diareah that would make my ass bleed you have to put these pics up. I couldn't bare a baby wipe and you're showing me this?
WHY are you sluts even debating whether this TupperWare add-on is real or fake?
Someone PLEASE find her old pics of her old (and nearly non-existent) ass!
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Oh crap that pic made me throw up in my mouth.
OMG grow up!
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*giggle* Molotov said arsenal*giggle*
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
vidz - uh, I honestly still haven't found the right jeans. I am like that too, there's always that friggin' gap at the back that you try to cinch hella tight with a belt, so I just wear a lot of skirts an dresses!
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Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:29am.
I have an ass the size of Coco's, but it's filled with glorious booty meat and not silicone and old pickup truck tires or whatever those implants are made of. Lemme tell you, that is NOT what it looks like when I wear a thong. They are the most painful and uncomfortable forms of undies and they seem to try to climb as deep into my asshole as possible by the end of the day. No thanks.
How do you find jeans that fit, without giving you the dreaded camel toe? I'm a true hour glass and I'm always having to nip things at the waist. Levis are NOT good for big booties! Most overrate jeans ever!
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar Wilde
Snowy - nope, just on your knees and do one at a time for a long time. It feels kind of crazy at first but you have to like, train your butt muscles to act independently, which they don't normally do. I aint no pro, now, I just got enough in my arsenal to keep my man amused.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 11:02am.
MC so you get on all fours and squeeze them individually...?
*looks around office to see if anyone is looking*
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O how I'd love to be the bitch that catches you LOL!
@MC: I'm working on it RIGHT now, in fact!;p But MY office is private ha!@snowy!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Submitted by KA on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Cupid on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:25am.
Seriously, do guys really find this attractive?
Honey child, did you even have to ASK??? There are tons of men that like a big ass. But I do think that if you name a body part, there is going to be some percentage of men out there that will say "oooh yeahhh thats what turns me on". This is MEN we are talking about here!
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I know right. There are sick freaks out there who think EVERYTHING is attractive. I was watching this show on NatGeo called Bizarre Sex (I think) a few weeks ago and they had a guys who was turned on by.....
BALLOONS!
For real.
Why are we even having this discussion after hearing about (or unfortunately seeing) 2 GIRLS ONE CUP?
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." Oscar WildeSubmitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:49am.
Angel - well you know there's nothing better than beautiful and smart and it's never to late to learn! Now get to clapping!
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It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
MC so you get on all fours and squeeze them individually...?
*looks around office to see if anyone is looking*
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
OMG Snowy, it took months of kneeling on my bed like a fool clenching one cheek at a time just to get them strong enough for it to be visible. The shit is hard and I still can't do it for more than a minute, but I can do video ho tricks now!
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It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
MC! I was just seein' that that was you...YAY!:)
"so that I can do those amazing ass gymnastics that they do (left cheek, right cheek, left cheek, right cheek, now TOGETHER CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP)"
That's amazing! I've always considered my ass too beautiful (o yes it is!:)to be smart but now I feel like I've cheated us both:(
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Molotov Cocktease
NOT FAIR! YOU HAVE TO SHARE WITH US!!!
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"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Angel -(Hi hor!) My stripper friend taught me how to work out JUST my ass muscles so that I can do those amazing ass gymnastics that they do (left cheek, right cheek, left cheek, right cheek, now TOGETHER CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP) and my booty still doesn't look like that, but I think the steroids is an interesting angle. Maybe that is how she manages to get her cheeks looking that hard.
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It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Submitted by KA on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Cupid on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:25am.
Seriously, do guys really find this attractive?
Honey child, did you even have to ASK??? There are tons of men that like a big ass. But I do think that if you name a body part, there is going to be some percentage of men out there that will say "oooh yeahhh thats what turns me on". This is MEN we are talking about here!
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I know right. There are sick freaks out there who think EVERYTHING is attractive. I was watching this show on NatGeo called Bizarre Sex (I think) a few weeks ago and they had a guys who was turned on by.....
BALLOONS!
For real.
I almost think that, instead of plastic surgery, she take steroids. No, really. Cuz she always posts her workout pics and she ALWAYS works out and she's always working on her ass...it makes me wonder how big I could make my own ass if I ever thought to concentrate on teaching it to lift weights.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
That looks like Coco done found herself using the way back machine.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
i must say that i have a rather large hiney, but mine looks nothing like that! i have never before seen a pic like this one that makes me wonder if she has butt implants...that is what it looks like, but i am in no way an expert!
I have an ass the size of Coco's, but it's filled with glorious booty meat and not silicone and old pickup truck tires or whatever those implants are made of. Lemme tell you, that is NOT what it looks like when I wear a thong. They are the most painful and uncomfortable forms of undies and they seem to try to climb as deep into my asshole as possible by the end of the day. No thanks.
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It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
Submitted by Cupid on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 10:25am.
Seriously, do guys really find this attractive?
Honey child, did you even have to ASK??? There are tons of men that like a big ass. But I do think that if you name a body part, there is going to be some percentage of men out there that will say "oooh yeahhh thats what turns me on". This is MEN we are talking about here!
Eh. I'm desensitized to her ass now. It's just ridiculous in a way that only Coco can pull off. I have nothing bad to say about her. All you ever see is her with no clothes on - no scandals or anything like that. Big deal. And I'm Team Boyshorts :D Most comfy underwear ever.
Seriously, do guys really find this attractive?
I cant cope with a thong, just cant. This pic got me all nostalgic and reminded me of a song my mum used to sing to my obese father. Sung to the tune of Love Shack:
"If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles of butt crack. Butt crack yeah yeah"
"I got me a husband, he's as big as a whale
and I'm headin' on down to the butt crack"
Jeepy, thanks! don't forget, I am a disciple of Terrence Howard!
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Coco = Big Ass.
What a legacy she's made for herself.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"