Thursday, September 16th 2010
Would You Hit It?
I'm talking about the sexy rolled up something something that's between Matt LeBlanc's lips, but let's throw him in too since that silver fox creeping around his sides is doing good things for him. Here's Matt chupa-ing on a joint or a rollie in a friend's car in London late last night. Like I even have to state the obvious, but yes, I'd hit both Joey and that thing in his mouth.
And how many times do you think Matt has heard a trick say "How YOU doin?" to his peen after she pulls his chonies down? It's something you have to do.
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His grey hair makes him much better looking.
he does nothing for me.
big fat NO
HOT!
I have never found this man more attractive.
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I like boring things.
over and over again.
I've been hitting it so long tonight, that I passed out in front of my laptop in bed with Dlisted staring at me.
And I JUST woke up!
So to answer your question....
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Hell yes---I've been in a dry spell and I'm such a slag now, I would hit anything. I don't care what gender they are anymore. I just can't be bothered with such superficial information.
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Nah, I wouldn't hit it.
Submitted by dubious1 on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 10:36pm.
#1) Matt is impotent.
#2) Matt smokes weed like they are cigarettes.
#3) Matt is a hermit.
#4) Matt is a bad actor.
#5) Matt is profoundly depressed.
Why is he depressed? (see 1-4)
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#6) There was also a rumour in the 90's that Matt liked dick.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I just noticed the mole on his cheek has disappeared.
Oh well, kudos to him for trying.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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The grey hair on relatively younger men is getting tired now.
Matt LeBlanc always looked like the bastard of Colin Farrel and Enrique Iglesias or Colin Farrel and Robert DeNiro.
I never saw the sex appeal, but it's just outdated. I figured that for the most part that the exaggerated mole under the eye and gelled hair aesthetic died in the early 2000's.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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#1) Matt is impotent.
#2) Matt smokes weed like they are cigarettes.
#3) Matt is a hermit.
#4) Matt is a bad actor.
#5) Matt is profoundly depressed.
Why is he depressed? (see 1-4)
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
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He looks great. Better than when he was younger!!
I'd hit it with a phone book.
Ditch the black blouse, Joey.
You look like Reege on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I actually think he looks better now with the grey, but he strikes me as not very bright so no, I wouldn't.
It's like I'm watching a pumpkin rot. He looks far worse now, and he never was my type anyway. I'd hit Ross, maybe.
He got divorced? Imagine my surprise. That woman in the driver's seat looks like she's praying for the sweet release of death.
How YOU doin, Joey?
Back in Friends days I would NOT have hit it. He was the most unattractive guy on the show... I had a thing for Ross (David Schwimmer). But this gray works well on him and he's aged properly. I'd hit it now.
I either need sex or he just looks hotter these days.
Is it just me, or is he getting hotter with age? I'd hit it.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Herb aside - never did think he could act his way out of a wet paper bag. Not that hot looking either. Sort of a George Clooney type - just never had it.
I have a soft spot for the guy. Like the grey hair.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I get a Jim Carrey vibe off of thumbnail #2
Wouldn't hit him (not even with a bat), would hit the joint and maybe not pass it back.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
I wouldn't be surprised if his ex uses this to take full custody of their daughter.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Matt probably needed that before seeing Jenifer Aniston's latest cinematic masterpiece, The Switch.
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Shiitake happens...
Big Deal !!! who doesn't need a little of the good stuff before running the gauntlet. I always smoke up just before I head into a club etc. At least he is not driving. Hell,I just smoked.
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion
HA! and yes. both.
*nods head in the threads direction*
How you doin'?
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Didn't like the show or the character he played but he's handsome now.
How YOU doin, Joey? Not so great, apparently.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 5:04pm.
*shanks Mr. Mercury*
I can learn to share!
*bleeds to death"
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But..I thought...we were all vampires!
I mean, *I* am a vampire! Aren't you a vampire? Damn! Sorry.
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Eh. He looks like he smells of bong water.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 5:04pm.
*shanks Mr. Mercury*
I can learn to share!
*bleeds to death"
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
eh, he's not the ugliest thing ever born, but I wouldn't go out of my way to tap it either.
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Submitted by aliana.lohan on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 5:04pm.
He's Eyetalian right?
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nope...born in massachusetts
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That doesn't mean he can't be of Eyetalian heritage.
He looks like your uncle's skeezy friend he happens to bring to dinner one day because he got thrown out of his house for cheating.
I wouldnt have hit it during the friends days but I would hit it now.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 5:04pm.
He's Eyetalian right?
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nope...born in massachusetts
Dude reeks of midlife crisis.
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You're welcome to your opinion unless it differs from mine.
I'm a sucker for the silver fox thing, but I'd be too afraid he'd say something stupid Joey-style in the middle and ruin it, so...sadly, no.
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"They rapin errbody ou' here!"- mah boy Antoine D
I like my men haggard-so, yes.
Fuck no! Not now. Not when he was on Friends. Never.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 5:04pm.
He's Eyetalian right?
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HWATALIAN, ya mean!
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9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Goddamn, he looks super hot here. And I have never found him attractive.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
He's Eyetalian right?
*shanks Mr. Mercury*
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Yes. And shamelessly too.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Glad you other guys wouldn't hit it....more for me!! Hell to the YES. There's a way to keep him from talking, but I'm sure you all know how that works.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"