Thursday, September 16th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Puggy
This is Puggy the Pekingese from Texas who now holds the Guinness World Record for having the longest doggy tongue on the planet. Puggy's tongue is so damn long that he can lick your dog's ass from a few miles away. Guinness says that Puggy's tongue measures in at 4.5 inches, almost as long as his body.
Puggy's split kielbasa tongue already has a legion of fans thanks to his website and YouTube Channel. If you or your dog needs to see Puggy's tongue in action, click play below.
That tongue is like a flesh version of one of those plastic wiggle snakes! And I'm going to leave it at that.
via Newslite (Thanks Lisa)
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How does he eat? I bet that could have been corrected. Poor thing. :(
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I Love You More
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Sweet dreams, Sal!!!
Nice talking to you, I don't believe we've ever spoken before tonight, but you've always seemed like a really nice person.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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Well, it's been a pleasure talking to all of you, but I'm going to bed. You all have a good day/night and don't fight over silly things, it's not worth it!
TTYL!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 1:37am.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 1:14am.
This may be old news, but has anyone heard GaGa is getting her own fragrance too?
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I don't know but it wouldn't surprise me. She's is just a person representing a brand, and there's a team of marketing geniuses thinking of new ways to sell her. It amuses me how she claims to be saving gay people's lives. Barf!
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Well, I would never say that Gaga is saving people's lives, that would be going to far...but I will say that, imo, she is the new Madonna, and Madonna totally changed sexual mores in the 80's for young people, of which I was one, for better or for worse.
I do believe she is the new Madonna. I don't know what that means yet.
I will say, on a humorous note, that my gay (guy) hairdresser worships her, and he owns the most expensive hair salon in Austin, to the point that I can't afford him to color my hair anymore, I just get my hair cut there and color it at home! :)
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 1:37am.
I'm so tired of her and her ilk exploiting their homosexual fans.
There's more to being a gay icon than wearing flamboyant costumes and having gay backup dancers.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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I'd rather wear Gaga's fragrance than Britney's or Paris's.
At least she has talent.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 1:14am.
This may be old news, but has anyone heard GaGa is getting her own fragrance too?
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I don't know but it wouldn't surprise me. She's is just a person representing a brand, and there's a team of marketing geniuses thinking of new ways to sell her. It amuses me how she claims to be saving gay people's lives. Barf!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
This may be old news, but has anyone heard GaGa is getting her own fragrance too?
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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By that, Lady Caca means that she's "liberating" her fans by making this album all about herself and her disfunctional relationships, again.
I'm pretty sure she said something similar about the Fame Monster, that it was going to change music forever, blah blah blah, etc.
And her music's the only thing she's got? Really? She's got a financially well off family to begin with, an education, cocaine, syncophants, on-call fuck buddies, and even more money if that counts for anything. Christ, I wish I had "nothing else" too.
Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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Does anyone feel like losing some weight? This is going to make you want to barf.
Lady Caca on her new album:
"The album is my absolute greatest work I’ve ever done and I’m so excited about it. The message, the melodies, the direction, the meaning, what it will mean to my fans and what it will mean in my own life - it’s utter liberation.
I knew I had an ability to change the world when I started to receive letters from fans: ‘You saved my life…’ ‘I’m gay and my parents threw me out.’ My fans have related to me as a human being and as a non-human being - as a super-human person that I truly am.
Everyone tells me I’m arrogant but my music’s the only thing I’ve got, so you’ll have to let me be confident about one thing. I suppose that’s what you can expect from the album: a lot of hit records that will piss people off.
Beyoncé said: ‘Where the f**k do you get these ideas from?’ And I was like: ‘I don’t know Bee, it was just the way I was born'."
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Hey, did any of you see this video? It's a 2-year old kid smoking pot.
http://landing.newsinc.com/shared/video.html?freewheel=69016&sitesection...
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 8:21pm.
My liver/lungs/loins may never recover from this night!
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Debauchery's a bitch, babe.
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I never said that it was your fault.
I said that I was going to blame you.
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Yes I was being sarcastic. I have faith that you guys can read above a 1st grade level. I'm in th middle of reading that. loved the movies. Waiting for hornets nest in paperback
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 7:22pm.
DWM, it's the girl with the dargon tattoo...or did I miss the sarcasm.
What the heel is wrong with acid freaking lady.
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I just finished that book; did you read it?!
I loved it.
I gotta get The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest.
I didn't watch the video, can the dog ever get the tongue all the way in it's mouth?
It should be on Gene Simmons Family Jewels.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
My liver/lungs/loins may never recover from this night!
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This will take my nightmares to a new level.
Puggy is on MSN too!
You can see her face here...it does look like she was wearing sunglasses...
http://www.msn.com/
I mean besides attention , I'm wondering if this chick thought she would get tons of donations...maybe some free plastic surgery ? Obviously she is not right in the head.
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/426859_acidattack16.html?source=mypi
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
DWM, it's the girl with the dargon tattoo...or did I miss the sarcasm.
What the heel is wrong with acid freaking lady.
Are you fucking kidding me? WHO WOULD DO THAT TO THEMSELVES? Seriously how attention deprived to you have to be to burn your own face off?
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
So remember the lady who had acid thrown on her face a few weeks ago (in Washington, not the AZ copycat attack)...it was all over CNN, national news ? Well she just admitted it was a hoax and she did it to herself. I don't even know what to say.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I'm glad you two are finally getting through Goodnight Moon.. I was unaware there was a second one.
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 6:50pm.
Mike,I finished it today and am already going to start the second one. I wouldnt say it is the greatest book I have read, but it did keep me interested. I have heard it only gets better.
Cool. I definitely plan on reading it. Thanks.
Mike,I finished it today and am already going to start the second one. I wouldnt say it is the greatest book I have read, but it did keep me interested. I have heard it only gets better.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 5:11pm.
OMG,, so I was at the store and this guy had this little girl with him. She was trying to get some ice cream and her dad ( I am assumiming) said No, we are not getting that this time and takes it away from her.. What does the little girl do/say:
OUCH STOP PUSHING MEEE!! really loud. This has been my WTH moment of the day.
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My kid used to do that to me. And then she realized I could pay her back later when no one was around;p
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 6:44pm.
Mike, I finished the book...have you started? Just curious your take on it.
No, it's still on my nightstand, though. Is it really worth reading?
Mike, I finished the book...have you started? Just curious your take on it.
Mike that would be hilariously perfect. So.. was it?
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 6:30pm.
The inventor of the Club, died in a car crash. Talk about irony.
Was it a stolen car? That would be perfect.
The inventor of the Club, died in a car crash. Talk about irony.
*Whips out ICC card and takes members only jacket to the cleaners, embroiderer*
You do realize the ICC is going to need members only jackets for this gathering.
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Ding Dong -- Hello
http://www.hulu.com/watch/114927/saturday-night-live-new-doorbells
This is why we can't have nice things!
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-Hat 04/27/2010
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 4:51pm.
I still think we need a real life D-Listed gathering/covention/orgy...we could make it like the Juggalo Event only much Klassier. Instead of spraying Faygo we could pour boxed wine on people...instead of Tila Tequila we could have La Pequena, Phoebe Price. Really, the possibilities and combinations of people are endless.
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Yeah, we could all have name badges with our screen names, avvies and sig lines (if applicable). Anyone up for a southeastern PA meet-and-greet?
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 5:13pm.
little girls are manipulative from an early age.
TRUST.
What a little bitch!!
little girls are manipulative from an early age.
TRUST.
OMG,, so I was at the store and this guy had this little girl with him. She was trying to get some ice cream and her dad ( I am assumiming) said No, we are not getting that this time and takes it away from her.. What does the little girl do/say:
OUCH STOP PUSHING MEEE!! really loud. This has been my WTH moment of the day.
Imma have to go look at those panties....
I just got a pair of their ruched butt undies. It's like the flossing action of a thong without the freedom of your asscheeks flappin' free.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Koko - I fear that if we ever do have a real dlisted orgy....I'd die. My liver would jump out, tell me to fuck off and leave me gasping for air.
OMG Y"ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EXCLUSIVE: Sacha Baron Cohen Set To Play Queen Singer Freddie Mercury In GK Film
http://www.deadline.com/2010/09/exclusive-sacha-baron-cohen-set-to-play-...
I still think we need a real life D-Listed gathering/covention/orgy...we could make it like the Juggalo Event only much Klassier. Instead of spraying Faygo we could pour boxed wine on people...instead of Tila Tequila we could have La Pequena, Phoebe Price. Really, the possibilities and combinations of people are endless.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
Uvy, I got the BioFit Demi and a pair of Sketchers boots.
Oooh, whatchu get?
I've been collecting the memory foam push ups. Makes the NatGeos look naiiiiiiice.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
I would totally be up for Dlisted chat roulette.
I have a huge crush on Sal.
Not sure where my webcam is, though, haven't used it in years.
Uvy. YES!
*does the cabbage patch*
At VS, ME?
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
cocoanut martini?
Why had Iz not thought of dat?
*buys some coco loco*
I AM A BAD BAD SLUT!!
I just bought myself a pair of boots AND a bra.
WOOT!
*hides receipt*
His tongue is hung.