Montana Fishburne Was Right
Getting slapped in the mouth with Ray J's crooked cock while the camera rolls might start looking real attractive to some of you after reading this mess of a story from TMZ. Golden showers brings $30,000 purses! High school counselors need to immediately update their "What do you want to do with your life?" speeches, because getting it in the end on camera will always pay off in the end.
TMZ has is it on good authority that amateur porn star Kim Kardassian and her grand pimp of a mother strolled into Hermes in Paris yesterday afternoon to do a little shopping. And by a little shopping, I mean Kim pulled around $100k in small bills out of her 8-mile-long ass crack to pay for just seven bags. A source (aka a text message from Kris) says that those two whores bought six $10,000 Birkin bags and a limited-edition crocodile bag for $30,000.
That poor crocodile. It probably spent the better part of its life attacking and eating wild pigs, and now it's being carried by one. The irony hurts more than Kim Kardassian's chemically treated face when she tries to give a beej.
But I'm not going to fully hate on Kim's whore game. The only thing I ever get from whoring it up is anonymous E-cards from inSPOT.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 8:24pm.
*Standing O for Queenie*
Your grandmother sounds like she was a real bad ass woman - props to her. Now that's a role model. Run and tell that, Montana and all those clueless little girls who get caught up with trying to be like this trashy no-class useless famewhore family.
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She was bad ass. She smoked 2 packs of unfiltered Pall Malls a day. Couldn't cook for shit, though, and spoiled the shit out of me.
And she had balls, too. My dad used to tell me that I shouldn't think she was some sweet old lady, because when *he* was growing up, she'd hit him with whatever she could get her hands on - a chair, a length of rope, a belt, etc.
She looked at him, then at me, and said, "I had to, Bob. You were a very, VERY bad kid."
This was a convo she had with my uncle, when she told him and my aunt she was pregnant with my dad:
Uncle: What? Why?
Grandma: Harry. It's the Depression. I need SOME kind of entertainment!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Birkins used to be symbolic of class and luxury but now every whore in Hollywood struts around with one in every color and leather so the fact that they still sell for $10,000 - $100,000 each is bullshit. I'm so sick of seeing this skank and her fug sisters on every other channel. They're in infomercials and they have two reality shows and you can't go a day without being bombarded with Kim's ass and cheek implants. I can't wait until she goes one too many surgeries too far and ends up looking like Heidi Montag. That is when I will start watching one of her shows.
"why can't this worthless idiot get hit by a bus?" LMFAO!!!! i love it.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for the lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
i am so effing sick of this useless porn whore and her trash family. the end.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for the lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
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two words:
Ugly Americans.
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Thanks for mentioning that her mother is her pimp..uh, manager. Kim is saying now that she is sorry she did the Playboy pictures but anyone who saw that particular show with Hefner knows how her mother pushed her into is!
bitch!
Submitted by Kelly Ann on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 9:21pm.
Oh...BY the way. The weird blonde "Gaga wannabe" chick in European Ed Hardy is the Kardass "makeup artist", Joyce. She's a mega hanger-on-er.
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Aha! So that IS her spiritualist! I knew it must be true!
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
Oh and in this day and age a true humanitariun/world leader/angel wouldn't rock a CROCODILE bag. Oops PETA is already giving her hell (yeah I know it's PETA) and she is denying all of this about buying that stupid bag. Sorry, Kim was studying at the Louvre all week...
http://wonderwall.msn.com/tv/kims-exotic-new-handbag-is-a-total-croc-say...
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
People are laid off, 1 in 7 Americans live in poverty, but hey! WHO CARES! Let's go shopping at Hermes Mommy!
They make me sick.
QueenieBK-you rock!!! Great letter to Allure. I felt the same way when I got the issue in my mailbox. Utterly disgusted. I thought Linda Wells had way more class than choosing to put that cumdumpster on the cover.
I love the point you made about Hate Gosselin and Octomom. It's such an insult to those of us who actually have a brain.
Dumbing down our young women in our country. I'm fucking infuriated.
Why can't this worthless idiot get hit by a bus?
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"Life is a long lesson in humility."
-- James M. Barrie
Oh...BY the way. The weird blonde "Gaga wannabe" chick in European Ed Hardy is the Kardass "makeup artist", Joyce. She's a mega hanger-on-er. I've seen her on every E! show I come across and on youtube doing sub-par makeup jobs. She's gotta be like 38-45 and still acting like a hollywood 20 something famewhore. She fails, though. Blah.
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Aint no cellphones in '69 man, I'm head to toe legit.
*Standing O for Queenie*
Your grandmother sounds like she was a real bad ass woman - props to her. Now that's a role model. Run and tell that, Montana and all those clueless little girls who get caught up with trying to be like this trashy no-class useless famewhore family.
Kris Jenner is just as stupidly dressed as her daughter and walking around like she is European royalty.
Why can't the French Revolution surge up at this moment and take these bitches heads with it?
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 7:13pm.
I know a lot of damn smart hardworking talented women making a fucking difference in the world and FEH! who gives a shit about them other than me?
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So true. And imagine how you'd feel if you were a man?...watching all these men getting their cake and eating it too...and flaunting their trophies, bought with THEIR kid's money on the covers of magazines...?!
O yeah. That's what the boobies are for...so they don't think about all that other stuff.
Seriously tho - there IS a madness in all this and it's scary outta control.
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
The Kartrashians sicken me. They have nothing to offer the world except face, tits, ass, cooch or some combo thereof. Vapid doesn't even describe. Vacant is more like it.
Nice job, Pimp Mommy.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 6:59pm.
You know, being the gullible "all people have good in them" bleeding heart that I am, I actually liked KK. Now? This bitch is the biggest slutbitchwhoretrampcuntusedtampon I have ever seen. Guess what, puta? We all know you got peed on. We all know you're a whore. Own up to that shit. Stop acting like some low-rent Angie Jolie impersonator. Fuck.
And Queenie BK, I'm glad you wrote that letter to Allure, because I was NOT pleased to see that mug staring at me in the magazine aisle. Allure is supposed to be a mag for classy women, not for cumdumpster baby prostitutes. Montana Fishburne is waiting for her cover, Ms. Wells.
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Hear, hear, Hotmami. I too always play devil's advocate, and try to see the best in people ... but with peeps like KK et al I just can't any more.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
You know, being the gullible "all people have good in them" bleeding heart that I am, I actually liked KK. Now? This bitch is the biggest slutbitchwhoretrampcuntusedtampon I have ever seen. Guess what, puta? We all know you got peed on. We all know you're a whore. Own up to that shit. Stop acting like some low-rent Angie Jolie impersonator. Fuck.
And Queenie BK, I'm glad you wrote that letter to Allure, because I was NOT pleased to see that mug staring at me in the magazine aisle. Allure is supposed to be a mag for classy women, not for cumdumpster baby prostitutes. Montana Fishburne is waiting for her cover, Ms. Wells.
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And I hear your words that I made up. You say my name like there could be an us. I'd best tidy up my head I'm the only one in love, I'm the only one in love.
Adele, "Heart to Stone"
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 6:36pm.
Props to Queenie BK. Give'em hell!
But I think...like maybe you have to start at OK magazine...cuz these whores build up IMDb resumes before you know it and then, theoretically, they're legit. And Allure can wipe it's hands of all that nastiness cuz that was before the resume...it really is so ridiculous...I wonder if, rather than predicting it, Andy Warhol was an evil wizard who cursed us with it out of rage over some 'classless' critic for the 'masses'. He kinda looked like an evil wizard, right?!
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FUCK it just pisses me off how hard we women have had to work to come as far as we have ... FFS we've had the right to vote for only 90 years now, and it AGGRAVATES me how hard we sometimes have to work to be taken fucking seriously, and all our hard work is undermined by a filthy pig famewhore whose only claim to fame is being urinated on by a rap "star." And don't even get me started on all the other talentless bints out there. My head will explode.
My paternal grandmother was very active in the American labor movement, organizing picket lines and things like that -- she was run over by a state trooper on horseback and shot at point blank range during a protest by a high-pressure water hose -- this is shit I'm proud of. She worked her ass off to make a difference. And I like to hope she passed her rabble rousing tendencies on to me.
I know a lot of damn smart hardworking talented women making a fucking difference in the world and FEH! who gives a shit about them other than me?
*steps away from the vino, pulls out box of salt water taffy, indulges in vanilla chewy goodness*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Props to Queenie BK. Give'em hell!
But I think...like maybe you have to start at OK magazine...cuz these whores build up IMDb resumes before you know it and then, theoretically, they're legit. And Allure can wipe it's hands of all that nastiness cuz that was before the resume...it really is so ridiculous...I wonder if, rather than predicting it, Andy Warhol was an evil wizard who cursed us with it out of rage over some 'classless' critic for the 'masses'. He kinda looked like an evil wizard, right?!
♥ Threadkilla!
9/11 is like Christmas for gay people!:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1926079
A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.~ William James
This bitch was on the cover of Allure last month, and I got so pissed off about it I wrote a letter to the editor. It probably won't get published because I'm no kiss ass.
Here's what I sent:
Dear Linda:
I have subscribed to Allure for many years. I love the how-to guides and beauty tips, and I can't even begin to tell you how much stuff I have tried and eventually incorporated into my daily makeup/hairstyling regimen because it was featured in, or highly praised in, your magazine.
However, I must say I am extremely disgusted with this month's issue which features a woman who became famous because of a sex tape in which she is urinated upon, and three women who knowingly slept with a married man. You are sending a message to impressionable young women that it is all right to behave like a slut - in fact, you could eventually be rewarded for it. What's next? Irresponsible breeders? I'm sure Kate Gosselin and Octomom would love more press attention.
Shame on you. As much as I love Allure, I will seriously have to reconsider renewing my subscription when it ends.
ETA: that skank Hate Grosselin was in this month's edition. The fuck!
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
just heard on the news this morning that the poverty level in the U.S. is the HIGHEST that is has ever been since the 1960's!! Sluts like this...and I do not mean slut in a dlisted slut way, but in the worse way possible need to lose everything quickly and actually learn how to make a living without releasing bad porn, but really I do blame her shallow, disgusting money hungry pimp mom...my mom would never do what this whore monger mother is doing...which is pimping her kids out at all costs...I hope and pray they both suffer in the afterlife...sorry but they drove me to this...they be so ungrateful and spoiled and fake...it is just sickening.
43 million Americans live on less than $22,000 a year for a family of 4 and this turd is doing that...ugh!
I just read this again.
To put this in perspective, $100K covers my tuition back at university.
The fact that with this money, I could get back into "real" college without being forced to work at fucking McDonald's while attending community college JUST so that I can return to university and that people like her can pull this money out of her pocket seriously disgusts me.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 3:55pm.
Kim Sluttrashian, whoretrashian has the exact same expression in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE...me thinks she is botoxed to hell and back...lost all her unique ethnic looks...
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I haven't seen it yet (SoR-RaY! PSL - at least I tief it!:) but she just got botox for the first time in the next epi (filmed ages ago)...and it totally fucks her up! LOL! I can't wait to see it!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Kim Sluttrashian, whoretrashian has the exact same expression in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE...me thinks she is botoxed to hell and back...lost all her unique ethnic looks...I despise her mother more for turning her into such a shallow slutty monster...Kris really sucks as a wife and mother...I mean REALLY REALLY SUCKS...I lost all respect for Bruce Jenner for marrying this piece of shit.
She looks like her mother, in terms of age and plastic surgery.
They're both hideous from the nose down. Both have that grotesque Roger Ebert grin permanently stretched across their mugs, and have the same nose that look like a burn victim's.
With three inches of cheap greasy foundation applied to your mug by what appears to be a paintball gun, no-one can tell how irreversibly damaged your face is by plastic surgery. It's not obvious that your cheek implants are so extreme they make your jaw appear unattached to your face.
Uh. NOT.
I had the misfortune to watch a few episodes of Keeping Up With the Kardashians because my sister and mom got sucked into it for a while. I watched the one where Kum went to "rehab" or somefuckingthing because she was addicted to shopping. No, she's just a rich, spoiled slut.
Everyone else takes the piss out of the other two sisters who, despite being dumb and not contributing to society, at least combined STILL aren't as much of a major asshole as Kumdumpster- who completes the trifecta (and then some) of being totally greedy, vain, and selfish.
I mean, when Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant, I loved how Kumdumpster Kim somehow involved herself in it completely, just like when Khloe Kardashian got married. She's a self-centered waste of DNA.
I'm sure Kumdumpster's just a "shopaholic" because she's "sooo lonely" and is straddling a different cock every other week in the tabloids.
"KIM TARDASHIAN FUCKS AN ATHLETE!!!!!"
One week later:
"KIM TARDASHIAN FUCKS HER BODYGUARD!!!!!!"
Another week later:
"KIM TARDASHIAN IS FUCKING A CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!!!"
Stay tuned for next month when she's Reggie Bush's booty call, again!
Kim Tardashian may just be as easy as Paris Hilton, if not totally moreso. At least Paris Hilton has standards. Meanwhile, this slut would fuck the first common thug to pay attention to her needy ass.
"Call me!"
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
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She can't afford it, but like many famehos do, they get freebies in exchange for advertisement so she will be photographed carrying one of them in the next photo op.
It's precisely this kind of publicity what the store wants. Right away a press statement was released describing each model and how much they cost.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
I agree with Kris being the ultimate pimp. She turned that porn star into a high class hooker who pull in $5m a year. That's talent.
Although weren't their rumors about Kourtney being in a lot of debt? I guess it doesn't work for all her kids.
My boss brought a Hermes scarf back from Paris and gave it to me for Christmas. I've never worn the scarf but I loved the orange box so I put it on my vanity and I put cute little knick knacks in it. I think the scarf is somewhere in the bottom of my dresser drawer. So, no, I would never pay that much money for a purse or anything else but then, I'm not a 'ho and I don't have a sex tape.
P.S.: Personally, I have to give major prompts to Kris Jenner. The woman knows how to put her girls out on the 'ho stroll. I mean, without Kris none of these K girls would be anything.
Love the plastic surgery, whore. Just like the other Dlisters said, she's Jocelyn Wildenstein in 10 years.
Stupid cunt. Please stop watching that show and don't buy her shit products.
I probably shouldn't shop at Sephora anymore (even though I love Sephora) because they fucking carry her fragrance.
Edited for being too poor to spell.
And here i thought my ten Dollar purse from Target was a step up from my last purse from Goodwill for a Dollar...
Sorry, even if i had the damn money , i wouldn`t spend it on shit like that.
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I fixed dinner, i get bottom. I called it!!
So Kim spent more on 7 purses than I would earn in two years of work. I guess I can't blame this generation's kids for trying - certainly having a big (fake) ass and releasing a sex tape has been more lucrative than going to college and busting your ass in the workforce for a paycheck.
who would've ever have guessed taking some pee squirts to the face from ray j and videotapping it would allow one to afford $30,000 purses...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
this is why I buy my Hermes online, bitches!
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/30/2010 - 2:47pm.
bitch, cunt, whore, slut, fuckers and fucking are mandatory to write if you comment on dlist. Did you not get your booklet???
look! It's her old face again!
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/09/that-sex-tape-keeps-paying-off...
but she hasn't had any plastic surgery......riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight Kim.
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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
- Ferris Bueller
@Vern: Spiritualist! LOL! I bet you're right!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
We can thank all the morons who watch their stupid show for keeping them relavant. PUKE!
Me to, Angel-
love the description! Must be their "spiritualist"
"hoo boy its gonna be one of those "walking around with precome stains on my underwear" days...." Sucky the Sage
Their bank accounts may be full, but their souls are empty.
Here in Detroit, an "8-mile-long ass crack" would make for one heckuva play on words - especially if the glutteal cleavage belonged to a Karda$$hole. I'm going to presume this was intentional on MK's part.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 12:52pm.
Her father would be so proud
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Actually, I'm sorry if this sounds nast, but I'd like to think that her father is trapped in hell and being forced to watched their sh!t show 24/7 as punishment for helping set a killer free.
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kitteh friends make anything look better. Well, maybe not ;)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-13-worst-mel-gibson-rant-quotes-pre...
There should be a new word for "crass and vulgar." Wait! There is: Kardassian!!!
Her father would be so proud
Unfortunately, these bitches will never be broke being the heir to Robert Kardashian. I'm sure he made a "killing" during the O.J. trial.
Yeah, but who's the hot slut in what I can only assume is the European version of Ed Hardy?
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
This kind of conspicuous consumption is just disgusting.
or crass people and gross behavior, whichever...
This is revolting. All I know of these people is what is being shown on this website or plastered on the tabs that I browse through while waiting to check out at the store, but it is seriously feeling like I already participate way too much in the glorification of these vultures.
Gross, just gross. That is the reason why I have not turned my tv on since last May. Gross people and crass behavior. Yuck.
I guess sucking on Ray J's peewee can do wonders for a career. Sad. Cannot figure out why so many people follow this no talent, laughable, selfish, foolish and hack of a family. I blame Seacrest for this shit. So screw him too. The only one in that family I can tolerate is Bruce for some reason.