Afternoon Crumbs
The first rule of GAY HIPSTER FIGHT CLUB is: don't fuck up my hair - The Awl
What in Mr. Burns meets Chris Kattan hell did they do to Gael Garcia Bernal? - Lainey Gossip
Babies in strollers should now beware of a white Porsche instead of a Maserati - The Superficial
Rachel Uchitel's camel toe could use a manicure - Egotastic!
I'd hit it. I'd hit it. I'd brunch with it. I'd hit it. - Towleroad
Kate Gosselin's tucked, plucked and Photoshopped body on People - Celebitchy
Felicity! Put on some damn clothes! - Popoholic
JWoww is subtle - Hollywood Tuna
35-year-old Drew Barrymore is losing her baby fat - Popsugar
GQ doesn't know how to sell magazines, puts Ryan Reynolds in clothes - The Berry
LeAnn Rimes hit the gym to deal with taking a sledgehammer to two marriages. The ho has endurance! - Just Jared
Sofia Vergara is maybe engaged - I'm Not Obsessed
Was Big Brother Lane's girlfriend running from the scene? - ICYDK
The "Gingers Have Souls" kid is playing dress up, induces nightmares while doing so - OMG Blog
Who ordered the Double Down? Sorry, no refunds. - Cityrag
I can totally see Jason Biggs' Apple charger - SOW
Matt Bellamy is already bored of Kate Hudson's ass - Hollywood Rag
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That gay fight was funny as hell! If you want to see a fight, put two black drag queens on there. They go for blood!
Hudson really is not very attractive is she? Big dumbo ears and a second chin..nice! She must be able to suck a golf ball thru 50' of garden hose.
Hey, why was Seal breaking up a gay fight? That was too much LOL, I just loved watching those Mike Tyson power punches.
Why do Rachel Fuck n Tell's down low lips look like a duck too? Does she plump them also?
How does that happen?
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►I'm a free bitch, baby◄
"Give me a red velvet with a heaping sprinkling of FUCK on top!" MK
Rimes: butter-face, butter-body (it ain't that special), butter-personality, Butters! her new name.
One of the guys yelled out, "You fight like my sister!" I thought they ALL did! Oh the irony!
I wanted to write "Why is there so much hatred in this world?", but then I saw Hudson and I remembered.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
my 12 year old son came up to me as I was looking at the picture of LeeAnn Rimes. He said, "she has a decent body but her face....she looks like someone who would be outside the Pantry Quik smoking a cigarette" haha
I have my suspicions about Jon and Kate's "divorce." Not that it's not legal, it's just that they are both vile people with 8 kids who no other human being would ever want to be with.
I predict the "Jon & Kate Plus 8" remarriage ceremony in 1..2..3..
ON TLC.
RATINGS!
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 8:07pm.
Long Island should secede from the country.
As someone who used to live on Long Island, I have no objection to this statement. In fact, I heartily endorse it.
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"Leavin', on a southern train
Only yesterday, you lied
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watch the time go by
All of these things you said to me"
I think I have been in tougher fights than that in high school, good lord, just because they're gay doesn't mean their body should just quit making testosterone.
Drew looks pretty.
"I've had spots on my butt forever - it's a leopard booty."- Chippy D
Why would any man who is sane and possesses an IQ in three digits want anything to do with Kate Gosselin, the mother of eight kids with some fugly dude? No man could stand a chance with her. There are nine reasons: the kids and her ego.
I like the gay hipster with the neon yellow suspenders. He's my soulmate.
I wished I hadn't clicked on the Cityrag Double Down link.
Rachel Uchictelshe'sawhore looks like a 60 year old Hohan.
I'd say 40, but Hohan looks 40 so I had to up it.
Long Island should secede from the country.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I'd hit it. I'd hit it. Grundlechoad. I'd hit it.
and he DOES look like monte burns/chris kattan!
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The McCanns Did It
the narrator on that video sounds like terry from reno 911!!!
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The McCanns Did It
And really isn't everyone sick of Kate Hudsons ass?
FOK ME...NO FOK YUUUUU!! LOL
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
This reminds of when I was in Tokyo and saw 2 drunken Japanese girls fighting. Lot of slappity, slap, slap. aahhhh memories......
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'' The Master would not approve! ''
OMG did you read the LeeAnn Rimes thing: She describes herself as America's Sweetheart! "Since I grew up as America's Sweetheart." GAG BARF VOMIT
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
An open-handed slap on the exposed back?
kate hudson news makes me vomit. my carpet will not thank you for posting two in one day.
If Harpers really wanted to be classy, they'd feature the Double Down chick. She don't need no Givenchy gown to look fabulous!
"stop butt-fuckers!!!!", that's what I'll be screaming next time I'll visit our hometown's cruzing area, I see plenty of this there,
guess the power bottoms in that Towleroad link: two of them sit like a lady, two of them more manly, but they exchange fashion tips all-together cause what is up with the boot fetish?
but that wolf dude and Eric Balfour would make a sexy pairing,mmmmmm...
Jason Biggs always striked me as a crypto-filthy dirty dog in bed,
That was the single funniest thing I've seen in a long time. The one in the white shirt with the bow-tie slapping and giving girlie kicks to just about everyone killed me.
"Get 'em girly-boys! And don't be afraid to use your nails!"
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Shiitake happens...
I swear one of those guys in that video looks like MK.
I think Jenni from JS is a tranny. The only thing that makes her look like a female are those ginormous fake boobs. I watched the new season of JS the other day and when she's wearing heels she either looks like a man who's practising wearing high heels for the first time or like something that's about to give birth and the head is already sticking out of the hole.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
"I'd hit it. I'd hit it. I'd brunch with it. I'd hit it."
Bahahahahahahh!
That's was the best limp wristed slapfest I've ever seen.
Gay Hipster Fight Club needs to be a movie. Seriously.
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"All the girls in the club wanna know
Where did all their pretty boys go?"
I AM JUST NOW NOTICING THE PIMP DADDY IN THE FUR COAT!!!!!!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA!
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 3:35pm.
Kate Hudson: Biggest cum dumpster in Hollywood?
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A girl's gotta have goals, after all!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
The tall bitch in the man skirt gives me the giggles. He was totally making fun of the ones fighting, but he's wearing a fucking skirt!
It's official - Gael's lost the cute, thanks Kate Ho-son. Sads!!!
How come nobody pulled out a shank?
Aw! Et tu, Drew?
On her body image: "I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your body is in tune with your mind and your spirituality and your heart. If things are going better, I just think you look better."
If it was just sliding off her by chance she wouldn't be equating losing weight with looking better:(
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
that was a lot of slapping, and punches in slow motion...hilarious..
"Canta y Encanta a tu Pueblo Tigresa"
Well, Felicity must not have breastfed.
Don't lose the baby fat! It keeps you from aging!
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"Fuck tomatoes!" - MK 8/11/10
bish, you would TOTALLY touch alan's taint ~ don't lie.
What in Mr. Burns meets Chris Kattan hell did they do to Gael Garcia Bernal?
--What the fuck did they do to kate hudsons nose?!?!
Who hires these photoshop people??
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Not sure what the deal is on that fight. Looks like the world's highest ratio of punches to injuries though.
Kate Hudson: Biggest cum dumpster in Hollywood?
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What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR
LOL @ that gay fight...why do girls always have to intervene? just cause you're screaming 'STOP STOP!' in the middle of a fight with all dudes, doesn't mean they're gonna stop. just sit back and enjoy the show, dumb bitch
LOVE Lohan's ginge hair color.
No GAEL nooooooooo you were doing soo good!!!
A lot of to do but I don't think anyone actually got hurt in that fight.
Jason Biggs wife is kind of a twat for posting that pic of her husband on Facebook. There are the things you share, and then there are the things you don't share. That naked plumpa in front of the McDonald's sign is foul...point for waxing though.
Hahahahahaha. Wow.
Britney from BB is the hottest reality show personality ever!!
Jwoww 2nd!!!
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The first rule of GAY HIPSTER FIGHT CLUB is: don't fuck up my hair
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Haha! Me an' my bffs have more hardcore slap fights than that for fun!
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti