Wednesday, September 15th 2010

Josh Brolin Thinks Megan Fox Is The Next Katharine Hepburn

Katharine Hepburn has won 4 Oscars for Best Actress. Megan Fox was nominated for "Best WTF Moment" at the MTV Movie Awards. Katharine Hepburn is ranked the #1 actress in AFI's "50 Greatest Movie Legends." Megan Fox is ranked #3 in the hotties with the hottest rack list on Michael Bay's basement refrigerator. Katharine Hepburn is considered one of the greatest actors of all time. Megan Fox is considered one of the dumbest bitches of all time.

So you can completely understand why Josh Brolin is hailing Megan Fox as the Katharine Hepburn of this generation. This is what Josh tells Playboy (via Contact Music):

"What Megan has done is confuse everybody thoroughly. To me, she's doing something more interesting than what a lot of other young people in movies are doing. Katharine Hepburn, one of the most appreciated actresses today, was hated back in her heyday. She was box office poison…They didn't understand her. Yet now we all look back and go, 'OK, she was incredible.' I would love to be the person who puts Megan in a film in which she can actually do something interesting."

Josh Brolin is not alone. Earlier this year, Mickey Rourke said Megan was the most talented actress he has ever worked with. The fuck? Does she lick the taint that good?

I'm sure my night nurse at the retirement home will be spoon feeding me my own words when we watch Megan Fox accept the Honorary M. Night Shyamalan Lifetime Achivement Award at the Oscars in 40 years.

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No, Brolin is correct. Disagree with his comments about Megan Fox, but he's correct about Hepburn and her career. Like Crawford and Davis and Taylor, she's been around long enough to have been loved, hated, misunderstood, and adored all over again. She caught crap for being single, a feminist, lover/"dear friend" to the Catholic and very married Spencer Tracy. She was indeed labeled "box office poison."

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Josh Brolin needs a history lesson. Hepburn was not only appreciated during her whole career, she was genius. Check it out,kid, or ask your step-mommy, she knows just a leetle bit more about Hollywood stars than you do.

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Somebody loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hoo boy its gonna be one of those "walking around with precome stains on my underwear" days...." Sucky the Sage

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"I would love to be the person who puts Megan in a film in which she can actually do something interesting." I would call that a back-handed compliment. hahaha she hasn't done sh*t worth finding interesting so far

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@ Vern
One merely needs to look at the girl's tatoos to know she aint that bright.
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The same can be said when one looks at you and your dumb sister to dear

Sounds like somebody has been without a blow job longer than Mel...

i haven't seen any of her movies except some movie w/ her and lindsay lohan and i only watched like 5 minutes(mainly cuz i was amazed at how normal lindsay use to be) so i can't really judge her acting skills. she's pretty but so was shannon elizabeth(remember her), tara reid and a slew of other has-beens. i guess time will tell.

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One merely needs to look at the girl's tatoos to know she aint that bright.

"hoo boy its gonna be one of those "walking around with precome stains on my underwear" days...." Sucky the Sage

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Submitted by bigorexia on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 3:15am.
Megan Fox is awesome and anyone who disagrees is either jealous of her looks or too stupid to understand her sense of humour.

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Too stupid to understand her sense of humor? Maybe you mean not young enough to get her humor. Yeah, if we were all 13 years old, we'd find her comments hilarious, witty and biting.

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That answers that.

Brolin was fondling her fupa on set.

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Oh. Uh-huh. Right.

Please. If there is ANYTHING I'm totally honest about, it's whose looks I envy.

To be honest, coming from someone who is admittedly generally very jealous and insecure, I think Megan Fox is pretty, sometimes. Other times (see above photo), I think she looks kind of like a guy. The only thing about Megan Fox I'm remotely "jealous" of is the attention she gets, but it doesn't really take that much.

And what sense of humor? Oh, I get it, every stupid thing she says is totally a joke and she's just being ironic!!1!1111!!!!

My question is, from where does such jaded irony originate? She can't act for shit (I'm sure that's all part of the joke too, amirite?!) and had her career handed to her, so she really doesn't have the credentials to ridicule the system which created her.

Everything's a joke. That stupidity cop out deserves an award.

Again, PLEASE.

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bigorexia's picture

Megan Fox is awesome and anyone who disagrees is either jealous of her looks or too stupid to understand her sense of humour.

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I like Megan... never watch her movies, but I do like the girl. My feelings for her have no real depth, though.

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Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 1:03am.

We don't make fun of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan on here? Or even Jersey Shore freaks? ORLY?

You must either be delusional, have an extremely one track mind when you're on D-listed, or you're hyperbolizing to make it sound as though she's the most targeted celebrity on here.

Quite frankly, her fifteen minutes are halfway over anyway.

Maybe if you weren't RAGING over the social injustices of this website because Megan Fox isn't showered with endless praise and blessings, you'd notice the other content on this site. Just fucking saying.

What's funny is that when she gets too old, or someone new invades her territory, you'll be the one leading the hate wagon. Why? Because that's what fanboys do.

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Everyone look out, Megan Fox's publicist is here EVER SO VALIANTLY arguing himself blue in the face at her defense, again.

How many times are you going to pull the "BUT LINDSAY LOHAN GETS AWAAAAYYYYY WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!" card? Because she doesn't either.

If it bothers you THAT much that not everyone canonizes this village idiot, I'm sure there are tons of Megan Fox fansites on the internet where EVERYONE WOULD AGREE WITH YOU, and you'd spare us your earnest and tired ass whiteknighting every time her name is mentioned.

Finally, just because you happen to root for someone famous that others will inevitably dislike doesn't mean that everyone's going to stop taking the piss. Get over yourself.

Tons of people don't bother me get tons more flack than Megan Fuckface has ever received on this site. You know what I do? I avoid it instead of attempting to argue with everyone whose point of view strays from mine.

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By the way, the people on DListed have got to be high. I didn't know we'd be bashing Josh Brolin? The days of making fun of trainwrecks (Lindsay Lohan) and famewhores (Paris Hilton) must be over. I know nothing is sacred, but let's make fun of the Jersey Shore cast; imagine getting $5 million to just act like zoo animals and shitting on the good name of our country. Happy times. :-)

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Submitted by dulcecali on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 10:52pm.

You're on a site where DListed makes fun of Gwenyth Platrow. Someone who's the postergirl of upstanding behavior. Like Megan Fox. But we tear them down because of the stuff they say.

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Vern on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 3:41pm.

Read a biography on Kate. When she first started acting, in theatre she smelled up the place and almost got fired a few times. But, she found her inner Meghan and became the amazing actress that we know today. (well, know OF, seein' as how she's dead 'n all)
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working hard at sucking up to the cool crowd and to whites aye solange? brown noser;anything to get a little class and approval from a crowd in which you don't belong right?.

bornagainChristian's picture

How drunk does one have to get to make a statement like that?

I guess stupid is as stupid states.

or did she wash his ferrari too?

Submitted by sonne on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 2:04pm.
What he really meant to say is: "I want to fuck her."
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no I think he meant to say "she was a good fuck"

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...And then maybe there's this 0.0000002% possibility that people really don't like her because she's an idiot.

In fact, she was just about off the radar until Josh Brolin brought her into the discussion.

She'll be the next Pam Anderson. The end.

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Vern's picture

Thanks Spicy-she's purty!

hoo boy its gonna be one of those "walking around with precome stains on my underwear" days.... Sucky the Sage

Not even close

dulcecali's picture

Maybe she is talented and is somewhat smart. How do we know? Have we met her? She's hot, that doesn't mean she's stupid.

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I have nothing against Megan Fox but I suspect she'd be the first to say that it's stoopid to compare her to Kate Hepburn. Josh Brolin is a pig and an idiot, and his comments reflect his inferiority.

Banji Girl's picture

Getttt the fuck outta here.

deez's picture

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

That was the funniest thing I have read all week. Thanks for the laugh.

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Maybe the future Katherine Hepburn of Skinemax, just maybe.


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HoityToity on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 8:52pm.

Submitted by gucci on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 8:21pm
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gucci, as you may or may not be aware but just because a sibling or even a child is gay it does not always make the other sibling/s or the parents to be understanding and compassionate towards the homos.
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uh ok what you're saying doesn't make sense. if a parent or sibling has a gay child/sibling and is outright against homosexuality in general then they are against the child/sibling thats in their family. they would have to be.

and all i would have to do is watch rupauls drag race to know that homosexuals can be downright nasty to each other lololol especially watching last season's show!

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Sorry, double posting.

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Submitted by gucci on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 8:21pm
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gucci, as you may or may not be aware but just because a sibling or even a child is gay it does not always make the other sibling/s or the parents to be understanding and compassionate towards the homos. And as for her being a lesbian, it could very well be true. All those pants must have worn for a reason, right? LOL. I am kinda sorta stereotyping here but gays and lesbians do not always get along and sometimes they are downright nasty towards each other.

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Submitted by gucci on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 8:21pm
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gucci, as you may or may not be aware but just because a sibling or even a child is gay it does not always make the other sibling/s or the parents to be understanding and compassionate towards the homos. And as for her being a lesbian, it could very well be true. All those pants must have worn for a reason, right? LOL. I am kinda sorta stereotyping here but gays and lesbians do not always get along and sometimes they are downright nasty towards each other.

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I like Megan dont know why so many people hate her then again I love crazy bitches and I do think she sucks as an actress

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Katharine Hepburn is one of my specialist subjects. When I was a teenager I got really into her movies and read a lot of books about her. I wrote her fan letters and she wrote back. I just loved her personality and fierce individuality. She was sort of an idol of mine.

So people claiming she was anti-gay...um, are you kidding? Hollywood has always been run by the gays! Hepburn was BFFs with George Cukor back in the day and she was one of the few people who was always allowed onto his property - even when he was having his all male pool parties.

Also...During her later life (in her 70's & 80's) she constantly hung out with this gay writer who became her closest confidant. He wrote a really good biography of her called "Kate." He was such a huge fan, so supportive and adoring. (Good book. Also quite a bit of Hollywood dirt in it. Including the indisputable fact that Warren Beatty is a douche bag.)

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This bitch...

Umm..I like Megan, but isn't Josh married to Diane Lane? Hasn't she been giving excellent, acclaimed performances for almost three decades now?

I love it, Hoity and gucci, gay "star" gossip isn't dead! We'll never really know now how KH really felt but who knows how many of the tidbits in Hollywood tell-all books are really true.

Pssst...I had a friend (now passed away) who had an affair with Monty Clift way back in the day. He confirmed that Monty was not well endowed, and that Monty had a real problem with how hairy he was. Evidently, he really did have fur, which was shaved daily because it grew up his neck into his beard. My friend said Monty was nice, but only to a point. He had pictures too...which I'd kill to have now but I don't know where they went to once my friend died.

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Ha@photoshopping Megan Fox to how she looked before the surgery.

Hepburn is much more talented (DURR) and beautiful.

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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 8:20pm.
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Salacious, you probably are correct in thinking that. In the end, in most cases, sad as it is, it is all about whoever will spend the money. They will cater to and say whatever needs to be said as long as it brings in the cold hard cash!

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Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 7:45pm.

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Hoity, maybe I'm wrong, but I feel that there's a general misconception about most movie divas. Because they're labeled as gay icons, people assume that they were friendly to gay people, and that isn't necessarily true.

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 7:26pm
Hepburn is sort of an acquired taste. Hepburn was reportedly very anti-gay, all through her career. For years after she chewed up the scenery in "Suddenly,Last Summer" she claimed she had no idea what the play was about and only did it for the money. Funny, you'd have thought that Monty Clift would have explained it to her but she avoided him according to a number of film biographies.
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i find what you're saying strange since its rumored that katherine had a girlfriend while living in california early in her career and that her brother killed himself because he thought, and others did to, that he was gay. oh; and did you hear about the woman she was living with in her later years? i dun know.......*waving my fingers in the air and shaking my head in a gossiping suspicious sort of way*

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 7:26pm
Hepburn is sort of an acquired taste. Hepburn was reportedly very anti-gay, all through her career. For years after she chewed up the scenery in "Suddenly,Last Summer" she claimed she had no idea what the play was about and only did it for the money. Funny, you'd have thought that Monty Clift would have explained it to her but she avoided him according to a number of film biographies.
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Perhaps you are right about her acting style but she is just not my cup of tea. As for her anti-gay stance, do you remember how she famously declared that gays are nature's way of population control? What a twat! As for Montgommery Clift, I think I read somewhere that he had a small dick and was extremely self-conscious about it. He would lash out at the staff and waiters like a vicious bitchy queen. Except for his few friends in Hollywood, like Elizabeth Taylor, he was a mean old queen to everyone. So I really can't picture him providing a positive education about gays to anyone, LOL!

Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 7:11pm.
This is a personal opinion: I never thought much of Katherine Hepburn as an actress. To me, her performances came across as too stagey and over the top. One always knew she was "acting" and that it was cinema! I don't know, maybe that is how they were asked to perform during that era in Hollywood.
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Hepburn is sort of an acquired taste. Her early roles are very mannered and difficult to warm up to. She was great in "Bringing Up Baby" though. Hepburn was reportedly very anti-gay, all through her career. For years after she chewed up the scenery in "Suddenly,Last Summer" she claimed she had no idea what the play was about and only did it for the money. Funny, you'd have thought that Monty Clift would have explained it to her but she avoided him according to a number of film biographies.

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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 7:16pm.

Hoity, funny that you mention it. The Hepburn hated The Streep.

Among modern actresses, Hepburn voiced approval of Melanie Griffith and Julia Roberts, but names Oscar-winner Meryl Streep as her least favourite female film star, saying she was too cerebral and over-reliant on technique.
She also had some disparaging remarks for Glenn Close as a stage actress, saying she had "big, fat, ugly feet."
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Salacious, I had NO idea she felt that way about, arguably, two of Hollywood's most talented actresses today. Wow! And she thought Melanie Griffith and Julia Roberts were better actors? Now I can rest knowing that she was indeed a pompous fool like I always suspected.

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Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 7:11pm.

This is a personal opinion: I never thought much of Katherine Hepburn as an actress. To me, her performances came across as too stagey and over the top. One always knew she was "acting" and that it was cinema! I don't know, maybe that is how they were asked to perform during that era in Hollywood. One thing for sure, she was no Meryl Streep! Streep becomes her characters and makes us feel like a voyeur catching a glimpse into their lives.

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Hoity, funny that you mention it. The Hepburn hated The Streep.

Among modern actresses, Hepburn voiced approval of Melanie Griffith and Julia Roberts, but names Oscar-winner Meryl Streep as her least favourite female film star, saying she was too cerebral and over-reliant on technique.
She also had some disparaging remarks for Glenn Close as a stage actress, saying she had "big, fat, ugly feet."

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/07/13/1058034871272.html

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This is a personal opinion: I never thought much of Katherine Hepburn as an actress. To me, her performances came across as too stagey and over the top. One always knew she was "acting" and that it was cinema! I don't know, maybe that is how they were asked to perform during that era in Hollywood. One thing for sure, she was no Meryl Streep! Streep becomes her characters and makes us feel like a voyeur catching a glimpse into their lives.

Hahahahahahahaha!
This statement about Megan Fux comes to you courtesy of someone whose dad "acted" in "The Car". Yeah, Josh can really speak out on talent, huh?

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...and David Silver is the next Spencer Tracy.

Lol!

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Looks like MF is trying to keep her head from escaping.

Ugh, God! This girl again! Why didn't Michael Bay and his crew tape her to the road, then run her over the whole day until her body no longer exists. Give me a fucking break with this bitch. I hope she gets chlamydia and she can burn in Hell with Hitler.