What The Hell Kind Of GD Accent Is That?

NYone ahahhahah OMG SAYID!!! he does!!!!!

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 1:24pm.
He probably meant it when he called her ravenous
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And I totally would believe that Vanessa P. has been sneaking in butter, fat, lard to his meals or supplying Johnny with "health" bars prior to to his filming with Angelina.

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THIS MOVIE LOOKS GOOD!
i am intrigued.

I'm so torn! my devotion to johnny and my aversion to Angelina is in conflict.

The one thing this trailer has proved though is that I don't mind a little chunk on my Johnny.

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 1:24pm.

He probably meant it when he called her ravenous.
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Or the writers...or the director after working with her for a coupla weeks LOL! He probably said: Ok, we're gonna add this lil joke - it'll be funny, yeah? LOLOLOLOLOL! Or Johnny added it spontaneously becuz...yeah - he meant it. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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I think this movie would be great if:

A) He's acting in a comedy and she's in a drama.

B) He's a TOURIST american agent.

Those lines where she's supposed to be funny/charming...BLECH. She sucks at comedy - - the timing, the delivery - all wrong.

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She just looks ridiculous now - like a cartoon of her former self.....Jesus - does she not know that a little bit of actual flesh is a hell of a lot better looking than 4 pounds of makeup?

She's not fooling anyone.....heroin addict - probably snorting

needs methadone and a sammich.....

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

Not only is her hair awful, but her makeup looks like she got into a fight with a MAC counter. Too, too much on the eye makeup.

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Agreed. The chemistry between them hits negative degrees.

Was that my imagination or was that trailer about two hours long? Why pay to see this when the entire movie is pretty much in the trailer? It looks lousy anyway.

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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 1:05pm.
Even Wanted was too skinny. THe scene where she disrobed and was supposed to be all sexy and shit made me laugh at her bony ass.

Thank you! I thought I was the only one. Even though I fricken hated her blonde dreadlocks in Gone in Sixty Seconds, she was still smokin' hot. It seemed like when she got out of that pool nekkid in Wanted and they had that guy standing there mouth agape, they were making it like she still looked like she used to and it was just funny. All I thought was how unbelievable it was to have someone react like she was still hot and how skeletal she looked.

Coming from a person who had the biggest girl crush on her during her Tomb Raider days, I'm surprised the studio didn't use body doubles if they wanted us to slurp up all the shit they're shovelling. THat's why James McAvoy's so hot right now. He's such a great actor.

And someone else already said this, but it's obvious, even from this 2 minute tripe, that Johnnyboy is just phoning it in. He hates her.

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I think I just broke a rib laughing at this mess ..what in the fuck happened to Johnny?? he looks like Sayid from LOST ...its like the beautiful scenery highlights his ugliness even more wtf !!

She could pass for Joan Collins but Collins has a much better body.

yeah that's her tomb raider supposed to be upper class british accent. she acts the same in every movie does anyone else notice that. she makes the saammme faces. talk about a 1 genre actress. oh and I HATE the bitch

Angie looks like one of those animated skeletons people put up for Halloween in that dance scene.

He probably meant it when he called her ravenous. There's just no chemistry between them, and how I can I blame him working with that succubus.

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"Submitted by KidL on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 1:09pm.

I don't think she has done a decent movie since GIA. She was awful in "The Changeling" and "A Mighty Heart". She cannot do drama. She is only good when she is playing herself or some variation of a crazy chick."

I disagree with your comment about her in "The Changeling." I thought it was a great movie and should have deserved more recognition than it did. It was 10 times better than "Million Dollar Baby."
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

Is that her Tomb Raider accent? And what is up with her hair? And yes.. bloated eddie vedder. I just cant. but I will.
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This movie came out a few month ago with Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise, it was called Night and Day. Same story, different actors. Boring.

I wish she would stop doing talkies.

The room service line made me laugh.

*hides*

Edit: I have some sympathy for him in regard to his accent. I'm from England, and I've been living in the States for the last five years. Whenever I go home, my friends and family say my accent is strange or that I sound American (even though Americans tease me for my English accent). Can't win.

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Ug, BOTH of the accents are awful. I don't even know what Depp's accent is supposed to be!

Also, I DO NOT BUY Angie Ho as a sex symbol anymore. It doesn't work!

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"Hooooooty who give an eff about Haiti?! I don't! BAM!" - MK as Taylor Momsen

Perhaps she has some sort of brain aneurysm? There's a lot of that going around, so says the NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/09/15/health/AP-EU-Britain-Sudden-A...

Submitted by vidz on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 1:05pm.
Even Wanted was too skinny. THe scene where she disrobed and was supposed to be all sexy and shit made me laugh at her bony ass.

Thank you! I thought I was the only one. Even though I fricken hated her blonde dreadlocks in Gone in Sixty Seconds, she was still smokin' hot. It seemed like when she got out of that pool nekkid in Wanted and they had that guy standing there mouth agape, they were making it like she still looked like she used to and it was just funny. All I thought was how unbelievable it was to have someone react like she was still hot and how skeletal she looked.

I get the feeling that Depp was not so charmed by Angie while doing this film. Either he did the mind over matter trick, or Vanessa threatened to cut off his peen.

I think Johnny's babymama Vanessa put some hoodoo on him to make him less attractive to Cruella de Peensnatcher.

Gia, Mr. & Mrs. Smith and Wanted are my faves. But I totally hate her now!!

Methinks Johnny made himself as unhot as he could in order to ward off the starving preying mantis from eating his head.

they are so overrated...

I don't think she has done a decent movie since GIA. She was awful in "The Changeling" and "A Mighty Heart". She cannot do drama. She is only good when she is playing herself or some variation of a crazy chick.

Depp's voice/accent has been caused by him storing his balls in his mouth so that AJ doesn't steal them like she did Brad's.

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@mike: I din't know they rolled their 'R's in Kenucky...or rather tried to not roll them...;p

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I love Depp's voice. Even if it does sound like he's reliving his Pirates/Willy Wonka days in the film.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.

I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."

I erm think this looks kinda fun. *run and hides*

Yesh, Yesh, her accent sucked.

But what happened to my beloved Johnny? Do I detect a little Jack sparrow? Did Vanessa shove his mojo in her GAP for safe keeping?

And someone mentioned this earlier, (Yes, GAWD MK, do a reply comments thingy) but she is complely unwatchable at this weight. Even Wanted was too skinny. THe scene where she disrobed and was supposed to be all sexy and shit made me laugh at her bony ass.

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What's WITH her choice of shlock movies these days. She did some good shit (Gia, A Mighty Heart, Changeling)... and she doesn't need the money.

And despite the fact that I do agree she is stunningly beautiful, MK is right... her English accent sucks. American's just should NOT do English accents!! They always suck (well, almost always!)

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 1:00pm.

but lol - he has been in Europe too long, innit? His accent IS funny.

What are you talking about? EVERYONE in Kentucky talks like that, don't they?

Good lord, she's fucking terrible at acting. It could have been a fun movie if they had cast a decent female lead. Paul Bettany is great and Johnny is fun and campy. But now it's going to be hilariously bad and not in the good way.

I watched it again to see if it was really as bad as my first impression judged it. Yup, it was.

I assume Johnny is supposed to be some average Joe that Angie is using but it doesn't quite work cause even though he put on some chunk, he still looks like Johnny Depp. Not exactly your average Joe.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 12:52pm.
Did SALT make a lot of money? I know it opened better than I'd hoped!

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Courtesy of Box Office Mojo:

Cost: $110M

Domestic Take: $116,451,621
Foreign Take: $156,283,245
Worldwide Take: $272,734,866

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=salt10.htm

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Submitted by de Cosmos on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 12:50pm.
But of course Santa Angelina has the same accent as they have in Heaven -- the Mid-Atlantic accent -- her being a Living Saint and everything, you know.
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I will start practicing this accent immediately so when my time comes I will fit right in heaven.

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Submitted by KidL on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 12:57pm.

I am always baffled how this (at best) B-Listed actress ever became one of the highest-paid actresses in the biz. I guess milking your personal life for all it's worth pays off monetarily.
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Because for 6 weeks in 2001, she was super hot.

was I supposed to laugh when she said "what's your name...blablabbla VAGINA lips shot...maybe we shall find Ya anothaaaaaa one".....

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I think he's SUPPOSED to look like that. In the opening all the men that look at her are very dapper and she passes them over. I think that's part of the "scheme" or whatever - he's supposed to be some loserly type...

but lol - he has been in Europe too long, innit? His accent IS funny.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 12:30pm.

and EW at Johnny Depp! FAT AND OLD!!!

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I am always baffled how this (at best) B-Listed actress ever became one of the highest-paid actresses in the biz. I guess milking your personal life for all it's worth pays off monetarily.

Submitted by Megan_ on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 12:52pm.

@ jazzy

love ur avie! my mom in law hates clowns! lol
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Thanks! It's one of my favs that I need to bring out now and again.

Submitted by lambcamera on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 12:48pm.

lol i know! i went to amsterdam thinking i was gonna get a hot piece and it was an eppic fail bc everyone looks like fucking supermodels

dear lord, poor johnny, is he that hard up for money? she's a useless twat. next.

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