What The Hell Kind Of GD Accent Is That?
St. Angie Jo is a world traveler whose old passport drawer is fuller than the drawer containing the nutsacks of all her victims, but damn DAMN damn she sucks at doing accents! Who keeps telling her that she should do accents in movies? Slap that bitch! Look at the first trailer for The Tourist, a movie where Angie once again plays an international woman of mystery who can unzip a man's pants with her eyes while loading a pistol with her labia.
For some reason, Angie does a foreign accent in this movie. It won't piss in your bowl of Count Chocula like her jacked up accent in Alexander, but it will still put a question mark over your head. I mean, what kind of accent is that anyway? She sort of sounds like a tongue-less Brit trying to do an American accent. I don't even know. For the love of Shiloh tell her to stop!
And I'm honestly only focusing on Angie's accent, because I refuse to talk about how Johnny Depp looks like a bloated Eddie Vedder here. Don't make me.
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I'm looking at the still for the above clip and.....Angie's profile looks like that of a pug.
Sorry to insult Pugs.
YAWN! Angie keeps making the same movies over and over.
She sounds like Madonna.
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She looks anorexic in this movie, her hair looks like a freakin' old lady and the accent is so damn annoying! Johnny looks the worst I've ever seen him look in a movie. He looked better in that Willy Wonka movie !!
People pick on Aniston for doing the same shitty rom coms - but everyone lets this fucker off the hook. She plays the same damn spy/assassin/cop/vixen in every movie (aside from a Mighty Flop and the animated cartoon shit). Her characters are getting old and so is the Mother Theresa act she's been playing for the past 5 years.
maybe Angie will be nominated and WIN another Oscar!
She picks cool roles where you have to have BALLS of steel unlike frumpy wrinkled pointy chin generic X.
X will never be nominated let alone WIN an Oscar!
Submitted by jamikath on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 3:14pm.
Johnny is not looking so hot in this, however, he was mad sexy when I saw him playing guitar on stage WITH Eddie Vedder (talk about a mindfrack) in honor of the West Memphis 3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcgtTrMBMEU
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Nice... I LOL'ed when a woman in the audience breathed "oh wow" before Johnny started playing.
Her accent ain't that bad. She LOOKS awful, and this movie looks like a piece of crappity crap, but the accent is not that bad.
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WOW. Add the roadie - that's 3.
Johnny is not looking so hot in this, however, he was mad sexy when I saw him playing guitar on stage WITH Eddie Vedder (talk about a mindfrack) in honor of the West Memphis 3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcgtTrMBMEU
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Heeeey, can you see 'em, something poor boys, potato wave...
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Yay!!!!!!! I love it but who thinks I wouldn’t have? I also think Angelina is doing a very good English accent. It sounds perfectly fine to me. I know people are gonna bitch about the accent but what else are they gonna do all day. I think she sounds and OMG looks fabulous. I am melting the woman makes me soo hawt I don’t see that much chemistry between them in this trailer but maybe the film will show more. I see a lot of restraint. I am super excited.
Love they used a Muse song in the trailer. One of my fave Brad and Angelina tribute vids on youtube uses the same song for Mr and Mrs Smith.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 2:00pm.
Actually this plot of the mysterious babe who seduces an average Joe during an European trek and gets him involved in espionage shit has been done to death for the past four decades at least. "Gotcha" with Anthony Edwards and Linda Fiorentino comes to mind (1985). Fiorentino was definitely sexier and more believable than Jolie then.
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Her face and hands. Can't they CGI it to match her age? Can they also CGI the dirt off of Johnny's face?
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 1:53pm.
Jolie looks far more older than the age she claims to be. And this crap looks like the sequel to Salt.
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I couldn't even finish the trailer and I was thinking the exact same thing. Has she played anything but a spy/action hero in the past few years ??
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
That bitch so owes her career to false eyelashes (J-Lo too). She is truly hideous without them. She has the ugliest shaped eyes in the universe. But I love her nose and cheekbones. That 10-head is atrocious and her frame is scary. No hips and no ass. I still don't understand how her herp-infected ass has managed to lure everyone into giving a rat's ass about her. It needs to stop. Ugh, check her out without makeup and u can see the packs of fat bulging out of her eye sockets (just like that vein in her 10-head). That's some serious aging. I'm sorry, I'm feeling extra bitchy today.
That bitch so owes her career to false eyelashes (J-Lo too). She is truly hideous without them. She has the ugliest shaped eyes in the universe. But I love her nose and cheekbones. That 10-head is atrocious and her frame is scary. No hips and no ass. I still don't understand how her herp-infected ass has managed to lure everyone into giving a rat's ass about her. It needs to stop. Ugh, check her out without makeup and u can see the packs of fat bulging out of her eye sockets (just like that vein in her 10-head). That's some serious aging. I'm sorry, I'm feeling extra bitchy today.
That bitch so owes her career to false eyelashes (J-Lo too). She is truly hideous without them. She has the ugliest shaped eyes in the universe. But I love her nose and cheekbones. That 10-head is atrocious and her frame is scary. No hips and no ass. I still don't understand how her herp-infected ass has managed to lure everyone into giving a rat's ass about her. It needs to stop. Ugh, check her out without makeup and u can see the packs of fat bulging out of her eye sockets (just like that vein in her 10-head). That's some serious aging. I'm sorry, I'm feeling extra bitchy today.
1. if she was sexy b4 she aint now. 100% cold fish.
2. Johnny looks like a botoxed mess.
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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 2:32pm.
Maybe I'm alone here, but I think JD does look hot here, even with a bit of chunk. I just wished that Charlize Theron wouldn't have dropped out **Le sigh **.
--Yeah, why the hell is Charlize not doing some of these action movies? They're a gold mine and would get her back on the map. She needs to leave the "deep" indie roles for when she's older.
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It's not quite as bad as her Alexander accent. That shit was in a league of its own.
Maybe I'm alone here, but I think JD does look hot here, even with a bit of chunk. I just wished that Charlize Theron wouldn't have dropped out **Le sigh **.
That said, it looks like something I might actually see, if only for the scenery; I'm an easy-to-please, mezmorized-by-shiny-objects skank like that ;p
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She looks ooooooooOLD!
Oh and it pains me somewhat to say it but Fishsticks does a pretty decent one. She is particularly good in Sliding Doors. And Renee Zelwegger's was kinda ott at times but it was a good accent. I could actually believe that was an accent similar to myself and she did well.
Doing in English accent is more than saying bath (bahf) and can't (cahnt). Angie Jo should know that having actually lived here for a bit. (Before she decided to steal Brad and strip him of the hot).
Love Angelina still exists?
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What a fucking disappointment to see Johnny Depp in this movie with a stupid rehashed plot with the go-to ho for femme-fatale roles.
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I thought Angie was great in Girl Interrupted....but then again, she played a psycho. That's probably why she was so good!
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i hate this cunt.
I dunno, I kinda liked her Tomb Raider accent, I thought it was really pretty. Unlike Natalie Portman's and Rene Zellweger's accents which were like nails on a chalk board for me..lol
This movie looks like it is full of FAIL. Johnny does look bloated (sorry Johnny, I still love you!), AJ's accent does indeed suck, and they recycled the bad guy from Beverly Hills Cop, fer cryin' out loud!
Johnny has some French inflection in his voice now. And I'm disappointed that he picked this film. And how the hell do you have that much money and don't get a fucking voice coach? Or just google "how the fuck to do a British accent?"
God, and this woman CANNOT ACT. Her smile is also sociopathic. BLECH.
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this looks like a piece o' crap movie with a story that's been done like a billion times. Two Big Yawns.
St. Angie Jo does generic "British" (which sounds British only to American ears) and generic "European" (which sounds like WTF). That's it.
Hey, not all saints have the gift of tongues.
So... do the people involved with the marketing campaign of this film expect us to believe that this emaciated woman with slug lips is somehow supposed to be "sexy" & "irresistible"? As the b/tards would say, "epic fail".
Actually this plot of the mysterious babe who seduces an average Joe during an European trek and gets him involved in espionage shit has been done to death for the past four decades at least. "Gotcha" with Anthony Edwards and Linda Fiorentino comes to mind (1985). Fiorentino was definitely sexier and more believable than Jolie then.
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I don't know..she just looks like a cartoon character here. The hair, eyes, lips, her whole persona..I think it's getting to be a bit much. There's a sharp contrast between Johnny Depp's acting and her acting in that trailer, (Johnny is much better) and I'm not a JD fan. I liked Angie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and also in Gia.
The Brangelina phenom is too big, it overshadows both Angie and Brad as actors, perhaps causing them to be less skilled as actors.
Okay. She does an English accent like American actors do English accents. I.e. they leave us English scratching our heads with a: Where the hell are they supposed to be from. I get it. We are picky. We have so many regional accents that we can spot quickly where someone is from. One city sounds totally different from the others (yes in the USA too but we are much smaller). I wouldn't say she is quite Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins level (cor blimey!) or Kevin Costner in Robin Hood (what the fuck was that supposed to be?)but it is typically lame and no one speaks like that in England. Her hair is awful. Truly.. Depp lost the hawt in this but he will get it back. We all know Angelina sucks the hawt out of men. She is all lips these days and all I got was gratuitious sexy shots because Angelina is supposed to yet ANOTHERWOMANOFMYSTERY on the run.
Salt in Italy then?
Boring. My God why did she ever win an oscar. And people slam on Aniston for always picking the same role!
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 1:23pm.
Is that her Tomb Raider accent?
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Nope. That's her husband raider accent.
Didn't work this time.
Submitted by d-nice on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 1:44pm.
fancy feast accent.
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Ok I'm laughing whenever I see fancy feast now.
Jolie looks far more older than the age she claims to be. And this crap looks like the sequel to Salt.
If this is not typecasting and lack of acting range I do not know what it is...As for Johnny, he looks greasier and more haggard by the second. Far cry from the pretty boy he was in 21 Jump Street...I don't see the sex appeal people here claim he has these days.
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I hope "kissing" was all they did. I do not want to see this bitch simulating sex with my Johnny.
Just so we're clear, not EVERYONE agrees with the dlisted assessment of the trailer. LOVE ANGELINA had this to say:
"Yay!!!!!!! I love it but who thinks I wouldn’t have? I also think Angelina is doing a very good English accent. It sounds perfectly fine to me. I know people are gonna bitch about the accent but what else are they gonna do all day. I think she sounds and OMG looks fabulous. I am melting the woman makes me soo hawt I don’t see that much chemistry between them in this trailer but maybe the film will show more. I see a lot of restraint. I am super excited.
Love they used a Muse song in the trailer. One of my fave Brad and Angelina tribute vids on youtube uses the same song for Mr and Mrs Smith."
Brad and Angelina tribute vids. 'Nuff said.
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Angelina is not aging well at all. Her face and bony body need food. The skin is just hanging off of her.
Johnny,honey, baby, sweetie,....get some botox on those 4 wrinkles on your forehead....Your starting to look like Jon Voight....damn......
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fancy feast accent.
It's Johnny, so I will have to see this movie.