Wednesday, September 15th 2010
Guest Starring In Your Nightmares Tonight
Is this cover of InTouch Weekly! Even the little one with with a Pottery Barn napkin ring on her head is crying out loud at this mess of a cover. Why oh why did InTouch Weekly feed Teresa Giudice after midnight? This is as if Wes Craven art directed a post on Awkward Family Photos. I blame Danielle Staub.
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Wow those are some serious unattractive children I certainly hope they are done reproducing, at least with each other... I would LOVE to see what his reported love child son looks like !!!!
-Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 09/17/2010 - 1:24am.
Poor children! How can anyone think they are cute? I guess this is the result when you breed a Neanderthal with a gorilla.
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ROTFLMAO AND PIMP
The funniest part of all this is that she thought her daughter could be a model!!! A model for what? Scary children's toys??? HAHAHAHA
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This thread's cracking me up.
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I looked away,came back and I still would rather watch an autopsy. Two of those things dressed in pink are not female children. They are DERMOID CYSTS.
OMG!
I know what these alleged children are!
Garanimals!!
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Those kids got beat with an ugly stick then beat some more for good measure!
To think this is the best shot they came up with!!!! Those fucking magazines are doing everyone a disservice by even putting this shitbird and her mini apes on the cover!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Poor children! How can anyone think they are cute? I guess this is the result when you breed a Neanderthal with a gorilla.
I saw this shit just now in the grocery store. Scariest, ugliest cover I've ever seen. Hideous family.
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Submitted by jbean on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 8:55am.
oh my god, the baby looks like that dude on goonies!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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HAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!! SLOTH!
i refuse to believe thats a woman. and don't get me started on the hairline. as for the kids, um, they are dressed cute.
I know it isn't cool to diss kids, but holy god those poor little mites are fugly! I guess they can't escape their genes, their mum looks like a cavewoman. And the LOW hairlines...shudder.
oh my god, the baby looks like that dude on goonies!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone thinking there is no such thing as an ugly baby should buy this edition.
The proof is in the Pampers!
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 09/16/2010 - 3:19am.
Hey VW. On Dlisted,using the phrase "I hate to say it but" is the height of useless hypocrisy. If I can come right out and say those revolting, eye-scorching ugly brats look worse than photos of children of birth defects caused by Agent Orange, you can come up with something far more descriptive and own it!
So how and why did someone marry Agent Orange? (Her complexion IS orange,the rude name stays.) More to the point, WHY would anyone have one child with her,let alone 4? No one has answered these burning questions for me.
Can you imagine what the other girls her husband passed by looked like?
Can you imagine her naming another child "Perugia" or Perugina" and thinking it's sophisticated?
OK, I really hate to say it, but doesn't the kid on the bottom right kind of look like Rodney Dangerfield in a wig?
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Yikes!!
Speechless...
As always, I luvs me some Centy - always on point and says what I'm thinking long before I can remember my login info and peck out a few words on the keyboard, lol.
There is something about dyeing little kids hair that creeps me out. It's got that whole "little kid beauty pageant, Jon Benet Ramsey-ish pedo freak fantasy" vibe to it. Yuk.
In the case of this NJ Housewife woman, if she had to get some inappropriate adult beauty service done to the kids, she should have had their foreheads waxed - give 'em a humanoid hairline. That could be justified - can you imagine the chimp, gorilla and Planet of the Apes taunts these girls must endure at school? Cornelius! Cornelius!
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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 9:37pm.
I have a real problem with dyeing children's hair.
So many celebs do it, those vain fucks.
Why do even her children appear botoxed? Creepy!
Re: Kim Tardashian Dating a Criminal O NOES!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!!!!!!
...So? Hasn't anyone figured out yet that she's the easiest vag in Tinsel Town? Even Paris Hilton has higher standards than this pathetic trainwreck who goes through men quicker than anyone else does.
Paris Hilton may be a sleazy STD infested windbag, but at least she doesn't sit'n'spin on the first cock facing her general direction. Hurry up and fuck the next thug that gives you "special" attention before everyone stops caring!
Used up town bike's brakes are rusting, I'm sure, and don't be surprised that if Justin Boober actually happens to be straight in two years that he will be announcing to the press that he's already gotten a piece of it.
Tired of this dead-eyed, cleft-lipped, wax mannequin slut.
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That raspberry pink gerbera headband won't cut it through high school.
Jesus Christ, that infant is like, "Calling Anne Geddes!"
You can forget it, kiddo.
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As someone said, Agent Orange. Kudos.
My GAWD that is scary!!!!!!!!
At least one of her daughters has a average sized forehead.
... It always warms my cockles when I'm the one who pulls a punch for the sake of the chirruns and eeerrrbody else bust their chops AAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! thanks!
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They look like the brats in that Aphex Twin video Come to Daddy. The baby has a look of pending insanity, cackling away there for the camera, although she is kind of cute.
I am already mad at my parents for showing people pictures of my "akward" phase (probably age 7-17) so I would be beyond horrified if in my current early 30's I found a national magazine cover for the whole world to see. The kids (I hope) don't understand the ramifications of all this and ridicule they will probably get. Although yes Gia and Milania are so spoiled and entitled CPS should be involved.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
I have a real problem with dyeing children's hair.
So many celebs do it, those vain fucks.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 6:40pm.
Ooooooohhhhhh...God bless the children. It's not their fault, they have Captain Cave Man and Queen Kong for parents.
Someone must have peed in the gene pool...it looks like the kid on the top left already has the twohead.
holyshit, MK's not kidding about the Pottery Barn napkin ring, they're identical.
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So I guess the general consensus among us Dlisters is that the Giudice girls are impeccably well-behaved and dressed, headbands on babies are no big deal, and Teresa herself is an upstanding citizen with a perfect marriage and a credit score of 800.
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yeah...gonna go to hell anyway and all that jazz, but those three little girls look like little old big-schnozzed men in wigs, wtf?
eta: the baby just a plain bald little old big-schnozzed man, damn.
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one of the worst family photos ever
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ekkkk!!! it genetics gone wrong!!!!!
Holy fucking shit but that's one mobbed up family. I can snif out Guidos from a state away. Teresa's pricelss moment: 'I'm from Paterson, bitch'
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LOL did this bitch comb her bangs to hide her gorilla head?
Emma Grace Frost
I think she tilts her head like that because someone once told her it would make her eyes not appear like they are growing out of the sides of her head.
Normally I am not down with criticizing kids for their looks. But these girls are such nasty self-entitled spoiled inbreds, just like their tree dwelling mother, that I will make an exception. Mrs. Geico has worked very hard at convincing them what pretty perfect princesses they are and it's a horrible disservice especially when they are so unfortunate in the looks department.
If she REALLY cared about these kids, this prostitution fame-whore would immediately stop pimping them out to any media that sneezes in her direction, leave the show, and settle in to a life outside of the spotlight. But mom loves her fame and doesn't care if it's at the expense of her kids when every last illegal, immoral and nasty thing their folks did is exposed the world. I can't wait until Teresa and her simian spouse are behind bars.
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom!"
Can someone give me some of whatever the baby is on?
Shes laughing like a freakin hyena...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
dayum. ugliest chromosomes EVAH!
I'm sorry but WTF is up with that photo? They couldn't at least photoshop their eyes open or some shit? The posing is so wrong. It's like they made them look like crap on purpose. I hope she didn't have approval over that fuckery of a photo because no way would I have allowed that to be published.
Damn, she can't deny any of those kids, can she?
The hair! The pink & flowers! The fug!
*sees herself to Hell's bus for loading*
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
And can I just say WTF is up with mom?? She looks like a first round elimination on RuPaul's Drag Race. Honey, there ain't enough make-up in the world to cover up your ugly. It's seeping out from the inside. Boo bitch, booooo!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
The episode where they were on an Italian cruise ship and it was MIIILLLLANIIAS birthday was horrifying. First the adults dragged her out to (what looked like) a late dinner, then had the entire dining room staff present her with a birthday cake and she was passed out, head on the table. Then Teresa wakes her up and Milania starts SCREAMING at the top of her lungs "No, Go AWAY ...I don't want this, LEAVE ME ALONE" over and over and throws a huge tantrum while the staff just stood around looking uncomfortable.
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and I was helping children in Morocco, it wasn't like a vacation...
The one to the left projects an "evil dwarf" vibe. The one to the right looks like Blossom, but remeber that Blossom looked like she did after going through puberty - the one in the pic above still has to go through all that **shudder**.
Ooooooohhhhhh...God bless the children. It's not their fault, they have Captain Cave Man and Queen Kong for parents.
This reminds me of when somebody flashes a pic of their unattractive kids and you desperately search your mind for something that can pass as a compliment and you end up saying something like, "That's a cute outfit she's wearing." Yeah, this is like that.
And this is a magazine cover, TKong! Why aren't they wearing metallic table cloths with matching placemat hats?? We know how you like to do it! Who forced you to edit??
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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It's wrong to talk about the babies, just wrong.
*waves to dlisters on that bus to hell*
Gosh I stayed off the D for too long. You tricks got me laughing so hard!
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 9:52am
OMG!!! One-trick I am peeing myself on that one!!!!
Yeah, those kids are HORRID looking and acting. All I can hear when I see these mini apes is Teresa going "MILAAAAAAANIIIIIIAAAAA" because that little bitch is ALWAYS into something her little ass shouldn't be.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Submitted by salacious on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 4:50pm.
You're sweet. They look like a the best birth control poster I ever saw. The mother is the daughter of first cousins who grew up near a nuclear power plant with lax safety procedures;her mother smoke,drank,and dropped acid while pregnant ,despite warnings that it could damage the chromosome chain.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 5:30pm.
I normally don't slag on kids, but this is dlisted so fuck it.
These children are probably the most unfortunate looking children I have ever seen.
I'm late to the party, but I agree. The only one with any potential is the one at the top of the pic. It's too soon to judge the baby.
I normally don't slag on kids, but this is dlisted so fuck it.
These children are probably the most unfortunate looking children I have ever seen.
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10 years from now, expect another reality show with the oldest one from this brood, Jinger Duggar and Collin Gosselin. The concept/premise doesn't matter. You heard it here first.