Party In The Front, Party In The Back
What's that old saying that Anna Wintour says every season while on of her many girl slaves meticulously scrubs the scuff marks out of her sunglasses (still on her face) with a cashmere baby wipe? Oh yeah, she says, "It's not fucking NYC Fashion Week without CoCo." This is a fact. So luckily Fashion Week was saved this afternoon when the real CoCo of fashion (a Chanel anvil is going to fall on my ass in 3..2..) tucked her camel toe and walked the runway at the Sachika Twins show.
Nevermind the fact that CoCo's suddenly chiseled jawline looks like she's been chewing on barbels, I've never noticed before that her chichi and nalgas areas are almost identical! They both look like two beluga whale heads bumping against each other.
And thanks to Coco, I think we've found a candidate for 2010's slut dress. Put in your orders now (or just visit your local Frederick's outlet where I'm sure they have one in every color).
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SAW-WEEEET!!! Mrs Big L has been hittin' the gym, toning up and droping LB's...she would look so hot in this...where can I get one????
Yo go Glen CoCo!! Seriously, this is one dress a normal high fashion model could not rock. First of all, the back mesh would expose their entire butt because they generally don't have large butts, the peek-a-boo effect would be lost. Plus most of the runway models are so thin from not eating rather than from exercising that their butts are really flabby or at least not perky. This is the best CoCo has ever looked.
I love Coco. In spite of her revealing clothes, I still see an innocence in her.
What the heck; Why no tramp stamp?
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coco!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 12:08pm.
I want this dress in red, just in time for Halloween.
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For real. Dude(or ette), this dress in red, just in general, would be the fucking bomb.
Coco rocks; can't hate on her.
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I want this dress in red, just in time for Halloween.
My ex would love her! He used to say "I like fat arsed girls... great shock absorbers for my balls!" My knight in shining armour ;)
How is she biologically possible?
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 8:51pm.
Her tits and ass cheeks should be bronzed and put in the Smithsonian. BTW I think that's coke clench thats going on with her jaw line...
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I had completely forgotten about the coke clench... (I know I've probably had it YEARS ago) but it was always funny to see people at parties WORKING that jaw back and forth, sweating, twitching, running to the bathroom, and claiming to be sober.
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Koko - So you've hung out w/Blohan? Your post described a regular old "laying low" weeknight for her! :-)
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
airmax2009 spammer- why don't you just go ahead and finish us off with some crocs along with your uggs. Don't you know uggs are illegal in these parts? Now get out of my town and I don't ever want to see your font again.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Bite me!
That jaw is the result of bulimia. The jaw hinge gets swollen and doesn't go down.IT damages the cartilage. Same as Bethanny Frankel.
So Coco makes herself vomit a lot, cause if she didn't, she'd have the bod she's supposed to- Two Ton Tessie.
Still, she does rock the dress.
The face is weird, the dress is horrific, but least she's well-toned, which is better than some of these big buxomy broads -- jessica simpson or christina hendricks come to mind, who will turn into kristy alley if they don't watch it!
LOL @ the way she walks, looks like a big oaf
Boob bum.
Maybe her jaw is all muscled up from exercising it on Ice T's beef stick?
*hangs head in shame* I LOVE THIS DRESS... only coco can rock this dress...
Coco made me love her and I feel bad that day ice got arrested for a suspended licence and we were all bagging on him
Turns out was a false arrest
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Loves the dress.
I want to see her but hole. I wonder if it's big!!
Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Is it wrong that I think she's got a slammin' bod?
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 9:17pm.
Christina Hendricks has found her next red carpet dress.
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Yes, PLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEE
You mean to tell me that CoCo lets her titty balls and epic nalgas come out to play, but 86s the camel toe cameo?!
EPIC FAIL!
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Lmao, look at her face. She thinks she's high fashion.
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Looks like one of those beach merchants, carrying voleyball balloons in a net bag.
If someone was creative, they could make a salt and pepper shaker from that body.
I Love CoCo, but not enjoying the Terminator goes to the fancy dress as Lucille Ball look tho.
If Largerfield had irony he'd have CoCo on the Chanel catwalk.
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A friend of mine was sitting front row at this show today...and was caught giving an Ursher-like "O O OO OO OMG" face after seeing that hind end werk it, She shared her bb pics which until now made no sense. This IS the Slut Dress Of The Year, and who better to bring it than CoCo...who by the way has ALWAYS had that chizeled face, the kind that you can gain 300 pounds with and still look like the hot slut of the century!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 8:31pm.
The tag, "What a fucking lady" has me dying.
DITTOOOOOO
But come on! It almost looks photoshopped!
So much so that I went looking for signs of this before...
the closest is most recent:
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/kim-and-coco.jpg?w=556
It really is something new she's doing with her mouth - like mike said: it's open...but it must be weight loss too. It's over-the-top bizarre to me.
And you know I love Coco!
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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All of a sudden I feel there is something to say for anorexic models. Calling this skank 'tacky' is an insult to tacky women everywhere.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Some of you sluts are just jealous of the clASSy CoCo is bringing in these photos!
This IS the sluts dress of 2010!
On anyone else this dress would be an EPIC FAIL. Only CoCo and her magnificent ass and glorious titty balls can convincingly pull it off.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 9:41pm.
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It's amazing how people think how she or other specific celebrities are cosmetically altered from head to toe. Like they've never ever seen anyone with near perfect bone structure or a perfect frame in real life, so it can't exist. Crazy.
I've never noticed how oddly surgeried she is in the face... but I guess most people aren't staring at her face most of the time.
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 8:51pm.
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I remember seeing a kid in a local hardware store... couldn't keep from gagging through my checkout.... I kept looking at him at at the other employee's around him - how could they not know? Why was he on the floor in this state?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
I thought that was Nelly Furtado for a minute.
"AND BY THE WAY LAST TIME I CHECKED A MAGAZINE YO' SCRAG ASS WUDN' ON DA COVER NEITHER...." A great comeback by the legendary Tigerlily.
Coco better be careful or she'll get TMJ from grinding her teefs. That shiz hurts.
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She makes Amanda Lepore look feminine and realistic.
Her jaw(?) looks like batwings. Yuck.
i don't care that it's all fake, from the neck down, coco t's body looks hot...
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don't slap me cuz i'm not in the mood....
She's opening her mouth and setting her jaw in such away to make her face appear longer. I don't think she's had anything done. At least facially. At least not facially in the cosmetic surgery sense.
May I get mine on express rush-order, please? I would like to wear mine in front of my husband's ex-wife at an upcoming event. "WHAT BITCH? WHAT? THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU UPGRADE! THAT'S RIGHT!"
Her jawbone looks like a massive wing nut.
Jesus Christ.
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Yeah, she's just like grinding her teeth or something...and the weight loss...that's true. Her face is so pretty from the nose up...
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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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She lost at least 15 pounds for that show, hence the sunken cheeks in her face. The legs are still heavy (they're too short) but as for the rest... Yummy.
Ice-T said to TMZ he didn't trust his wife around any man, even gay men. I totally co-sign that.
she's trying to look like nicolette sheridan when she was paige from knotts landing (in the face, not the donk)
also michael douglas (in the jaw, not the moobs)
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Submitted by Kerfuffles on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 9:14pm.
What the fuck happened to her face? It appears to have somehow collapsed...
Yes very fishlike...I think she's grown gills!
Cocos ass...enough said!
They could make that dress like a picture...every woman could have that butt...awesome!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
drag queen