Monday, September 13th 2010
Keanu Made A Friend!
The saddest and loneliest hobo on the Internet is no longer the saddest and loneliest hobo on the Internet. Well, not today anyways. Keanu Reeves and a friend made smiles at each other outside of a Starbucks in Toronto this afternoon. Now I know how my mom felt on my 103rd day of preschool when I told her that I finally had met another kid who didn't throw his banana slices at my face when I tried to talk to him (okay, I told her this a couple of weeks ago).
And while some of you might be happy to see that Keanu is actually smiling with his mouth, I'm more excited to see him sitting like a classy lady should!
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I've met Keanu in real life and it is true. He IS very good-looking and he is also very nice.
I give this heaux a pass.
He's hittable!
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Submitted by theresapop on Wed, 09/15/2010 - 3:52am.
That's overwhelming, I can't imagine how he could look better in person than he did in Much Ado About Nothing,(KR & Denzel in LEATHER PANTS)Point Break,The Matrix,etc. Or how he stays looking so young!
He sounds like an agreeable person,too.
I almost regret that I didn't stalk him before i welded on a ball and chain.LOL.
yes yes even more gorgeous in real life not even these pics do him justice or even all the makeup they put on him for movies...and it seems he hasn't even aged much either...
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Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 12:27pm.
That was 'Point Break", with Patrick Swayze & Lucky Lori. Double hot guys,fantastic cinematography,surfing,skydiving,Flea,who could ask for anything more?
keep these keanu post's cumming. more archives for the ol' spank bank. yessir!
Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 11:37am.
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 10:41am.
I want to switch bodies with Monica Bellucci, go back in time, and rise up,topless, between his thighs in that scene from Dracula,kick those other bitches out and get wild.
Actually, switching bodies with Monica Bellucci would be good at any time.
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LOL! I always envied Lori Petty with him in the surfer movie - bank robbing presidents. The title escapes me.
Touching: touching is the power symbol. Touching people can be threatening and is used by leaders to demonstrate power.
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Ugh! I hate when people randomly touch me. I always inadvertantly cringe away no matter how gently they do it feels like an invasion.
His soon to be New Ex-Stalker
Glad to see him rid of the Cave Man face.
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Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 10:41am.
I want to switch bodies with Monica Bellucci, go back in time, and rise up,topless, between his thighs in that scene from Dracula,kick those other bitches out and get wild.
Actually, switching bodies with Monica Bellucci would be good at any time.
I love Keanu. I wish I could sit next to him and drink coffee.
and he smokes...MAJOR FAIL
GAWD HE is FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do women see in him? He better have a big swinging dick cause I don't get this one at all!!!
I want to sex him up, and lick his hairy nutsack!!!
"so it's just as well I've never seen him in person."
OMFG, I've seen him in person ... he is even MORE gorgeous in real life, if you can believe it. He literally took my breath away.
I wish I could have been that woman... :( He is so beautiful!
Love, love, love him. It's so pretty the way he sits. More men should sit that way. I swear, I can't tear my eyes off the men who sit spread eagled in the trains. Especially if they are fat, with their FUPAs and balls straining against the material. I don't want to look, but I HAVE to!!!
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Submitted by theresapop on Tue, 09/14/2010 - 3:54am.
That's awesome,you brazen hussy!!! Can't even be jealous. Keanu Reeves brings out my girly streak,so it's just as well I've never seen him in person. Every man I've ever been friends with or been involved with-including the first,my college sweetheart,my secret ex-lover AND my husband-can testify that I'm not romantic. KR would make me schtoopit. Also, I have this little rule that's okay if i meet a celeb accidentally, or if I knew the person before they became famous-Kelly Hu is a woman of substance with a great sense of humor & natural charm,and nicer than any other beauty queen turned actress you can name-but i don't want to know how magicians do their tricks.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 6:43pm.
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_69djjkY5jF4/SuMdU5GC5vI/AAAAAAAAA84/IZuZnZjqjH...
there were more in that mag i had somewhen in 1993 or so.
about brad pitt and his sexy image:
http://img.listal.com/image/745376/400full.jpg
though i agree somehow - but pitt can be really cool. or at least he could've been.
'I'm a mountain top water drop, I don't belong in this valley..'
yeah im still a nerd...
Ive had the hots for keanu ever since i was 17 im 41 now, ive had his image in my room since then i still have a bill and ted sticker on my bedroom door mirror yeah genxer residue!(including a framed joe strummer poster)during his dogstar stage my best friend and i stalked him out backstage at Slims nightclub in San Fran...no one was hanging back in the alleyway where the back exit was except a parked car some dude getting head from a hooker yes this was the shady part of SF but other than that no one else but me and my bud...roadies gave shit away cause they came back there and tried to shoo us away telling us they where going to call the cops on us...my friend was getting scared and telling me we should go but i was like look why else would they keep telling us to leave fuck them let them call the cops if its such a big deal....so sure enough eventually out comes our husband(in our minds)but then all of a sudden (i dont even know where all)the skanky bitches popped up...that was a drag that shit was like-he shows up and poof!! a bunch of skanks appeared out of nowhere....i swear it happened that way uhhh....so anyway ima big and tall girl and my buddy is this little short girl so i grab her hand and pull her with me...i bulldoze us through the skanks right up to him....i ask him to autograph my dogstar cd ask for a hug (no i did not wait for a reply yes i know that shit it rude but fuck at least i wasnt trying to pull out his dick like the skanks!)i give him a kiss on the cheek and move over so my friend can get her greet in also....once she is done we ran off like a bunch of 12 year old screaming beiber fans (we where 20-somethings haaa!!)so yeah thats my favorite story cause how many people can say they got to meet their teenage crush...im sure he hates that kind of attention though...but im happy i got meet him on the first try...we saw dogstar 2 more times but never got that close to him again...he was really uncomfortable with the skanks asking him where he was staying i remember that haaa..
i want to repost my keanu story hold up a sec let me go find it in the last dlisted post...but wanted to add one more thing about him he is super slim and pale im not sure why i thought he was a little darker but he is not and he smelled sweet but like clove cigarettes im about 5 9" and i remember he was way taller than me...everyone mentioned he lost his gf and baby...he also lost one of his best buddies in the industry River Phoenix as well....sad
I hope that he is genuinely happy.
He's had lots of sads in his life with the death of his infant daughter followed by the death of the baby mama.
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Submitted by Soultonic on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 10:11pm.
Keanu is someone I would date but not someone I would marry. He needs to man up and stop hanging out at coffee shops. Have you ever heard of bars and drugs Keanu????
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LOL! You always get me at the end.
I have to say it's kinda impressive she went in for the kill like that;p
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
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That lucky slut-friend. Get some Keanu, girl mmmmmmm hmm!
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These lonely Keanu moments make me kinda believe that crazy lady who said she had a love child with Keanu. Maybe he was having a moment and he met her on the streets and decided to make sweet love to her....hahahah,
Just stop, Michael!
Last time we felt bad for someone with the sads, who looked homeless etc, he died. *thinks of Heath Ledger*
*runs away crying*
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All I can hear in my head is Keanu ordering a complicated coffee drink at starbucks. In THAT voice!
Yes I still would. I'd do him dirty too.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 9:42pm.
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That is a good observation Sal, and you very well might be correct. I respect your opinion, I always have.
I just remember that there was this older woman when I was working in an office in the mid-nineties who was obsessed with him and there was a huge campaign going on at the time that he was gay!
She had a big poster of him in her office and finally, she put a sign on the poster that said, "I know, and I don't care!"
I never did think he was gay.
I honestly think he is a very tortured soul and maybe not totally asexual but somewhat.
I mean, let's face it, this is the opinion of a very close personal friend of Keanu's!
Ha.
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Aww Centy you're making me blush! Thanks, I also respect your opinion. :D
I remember that rumor about him. He was supposed to be dating David Geffen and they were going to get married.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
Keanu is someone I would date but not someone I would marry. He needs to man up and stop hanging out at coffee shops. Have you ever heard of bars and drugs Keanu????
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It's nice to see him smiling occasionally.
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Submitted by salacious on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 5:46pm.
Keanu seems like a nice person who doesn't bother anyone.
I have always had the strong feeling that he is kind of asexual.
Like he could take it or leave it.
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Centy I think that you feel this way because probably the only good-looking actor of his generation who doesn't use his sexuality or good looks to get ahead in his career. You don't see him doing shirtless pics for People or racy spreads for Vanity Fair like Brad Shitt has. He is not even in magazine covers much.
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That is a good observation Sal, and you very well might be correct. I respect your opinion, I always have.
I just remember that there was this older woman when I was working in an office in the mid-nineties who was obsessed with him and there was a huge campaign going on at the time that he was gay!
She had a big poster of him in her office and finally, she put a sign on the poster that said, "I know, and I don't care!"
I never did think he was gay.
I honestly think he is a very tortured soul and maybe not totally asexual but somewhat.
I mean, let's face it, this is the opinion of a very close personal friend of Keanu's!
Ha.
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Fat Courtney Cox and Anne Heche's ex-husband.
Big deal.
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“Four be the things I'd be better without; love, curiousity, freckles and doubt.”
I think that's the woman who helped him produce Henry's Crime, which is premiering at the Toronto film festival.
-Einah
I bet she made a bet with her friends. She's like, "Alright...I'm gonna go over there...And I bet I can FUCK Keanu!...I'll get him to go home with me...in three lines or less."
See how she's cracking her knuckles victoriously? Yeah, she totally hit it out of the park. She's gonna "know kung fu" tonight.
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 8:39pm.
Would totally shank an angel for one torrid night with Keanu.
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Relax, beyotch! It's not that serious! You can have him:)
Are you the one who keeps googling "how to destroy an angel"? Stop it.
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Would totally shank an angel for one torrid night with Keanu. That offer remains open for the next 20 years, dude ages like a diamond. However, he needs to stop sitting like that. Big no to dude leg crossing.
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"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense. Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." - Carl Sagan
Legs crossed: when legs are crossed and arms are not, it can show deliberate attempts to appear relaxed.
Touching: touching is the power symbol. Touching people can be threatening and is used by leaders to demonstrate power.
I'd say by the looks of it that this woman wants to take Keanu to a motel and show him whose the boss...then again maybe not!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:14pm.
She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
I heart Keanu! She touched him!!! Stop..bitch
I'll be his friend! I'm getting a little bit of an Olivier Martinez vibe from these pix...mmmm hmm.
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Promises of what I seemed to be
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 5:05pm.
And next week she'll be claiming he's the daddy of her three kids. Keanu has a type.
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and LOL! That's what I was thinking!
ETA: @FilthyBitch too:)
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Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
Me neither! I don't even think he's that cute.
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
I don't get the Keanu thing... Sure he looks pretty but he can't act for shit. Still... many people find him "gifted."
I guess we all have our own definition of what "gifted" is.
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 7:01pm.
I wish more men would sit like that. Everyday on the crowded subway I have to deal with men who sit opening their legs wide, while I always try my best to take as little room as possible, and find myself sandwiched because they somehow think it's manly to sit like that. I know one of these days I'm going to lose it and ask one of them if it's because his balls are so huge that he can't close his legs.
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I hear ya!! FOR SURE!! In my bus rides fucken' men bitches do the same shit! so if they spread their legs as I "shrink" to a smaller size even though they cross over my seat I "accidentally" hit their knee with my knee and give them the "what's up big balled dude" look...total silence but if looks could kill...I'll be a serial killah! :D
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Mon, 09/13/2010 - 7:01pm.
I wish more men would sit like that. Everyday on the crowded subway I have to deal with men who sit opening their legs wide, while I always try my best to take as little room as possible, and find myself sandwiched because they somehow think it's manly to sit like that.
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No, silly! It's becuz they have big balls!;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Hey Cee Lo. There are two sides to every story:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940830
It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Everyday on the crowded subway I have to deal with men who sit opening their legs wide, while I always try my best to take as little room as possible, and find myself sandwiched because they somehow think it's manly to sit like that."
And you know what kills me about that? It's ALWAYS the little fucker who sits like that. I'm a 5'9 woman and whenever a man sits like that next to me on the Metro, I have one thought and one thought only 'When we get up, this cocksucker is going to be shorter than me.' I've never been wrong. Meanwhile, my 6'6 brother sits as compactly as possibly because he takes up enough space as it is and he knows is incredibly rude to unnecessarily encroach on a person's space.
OT, Keanu? You're adorable. Don't ever change.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Please tell me he is not tapping that? Or rather tell me he is. Because if he is, then he could be tapping me, and that simple thought just put a smile on my face....
I wish more men would sit like that. Everyday on the crowded subway I have to deal with men who sit opening their legs wide, while I always try my best to take as little room as possible, and find myself sandwiched because they somehow think it's manly to sit like that. I know one of these days I'm going to lose it and ask one of them if it's because his balls are so huge that he can't close his legs.